Omega's Post-Humous Log

by The P Co


You can't always wear "Armor" everywhere.

"WHAT?" both males replied simultaneously in their deeper than Johnny Depp voice.

"That's what I was afraid of." Twilight voiced her concerns.

"That I would try to do magic to either clone myself or ponify myself, but in the process I fucked it up and made a pony clone of myself because magic heeds to your commands if you try too hard?" the human Omega replied, frustrated, his pony self was hard to deal with.

"I'm the original Omega, I cast the spell and made you, you armless...legless...human...FREAK." the pony Omega argued.

"Both of you SHUT THE HELL UP!" Twilight shouted, not wanting to deal with another fight.

"Twilight, you have to believe me, I gathered some of your radiated magic energy into a crystal and tried to do magic, it's a Black Operations 'Do everything in secret' thing, I'm sure you understand, but I got this symbol on my right hand, by the way this is a really nice symbol, but the point is, is that I need your help to deal with pony me, he's perfectly logical and calm like me, and that's okay, but he's also very aggressive like me, and that's not okay when he's attempting to bash my head in to prove he's the original, which he's not." the human Omega explained exasperated, his clone who was immediately ponified was enough of a fight to tire him out.

"I'm sorry Omega, but cloning spells are one of the few things that anybody with the magic to cast it, can, but that specific caster has to be the one to reverse or cancel the spell." Twilight explained.

"But I can do it." pony Omega insisted, trying his hardest to use his bright red magic to will the original Omega away, but to no avail.

"You can't because I was the one to cast it." human Omega insisted.

"THE REAL OMEGA IS THE ONE THAT CAN SUMMON A GUN RIGHT NOW AND SHOOT THESE BOOKS IN SUCCESSION!" Twilight yelled out the challenge, holding up 4 books with strange red, white, and black covers, these 4 books were the only ones that Twi hated, especially when both her and the series shared the same first name, against her will or approval.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

The human Omega stood there with a wisp of smoke coming out of the barrel of the Joy Rider, he had recognized the book series immediately and destroyed those copies as quickly as he could, no hesitation. On the other hoof, pony Omega's mind was being clouded by his pony magic and genes, rendering him more docile than his human original, not by much, but enough to make him hesitate the act of just whipping out a gun and shooting something without a second thought.

"Alright, we've proven that I'm the real Omega, can we work on a solution to this problem?" Omega said, not needing the 'human' adjective as he was just proven to be the original.

"Well, you don't have a magical well, you need that to gain magical energy, it refills over time, pony you has one because magic likes to correct things like that, so he is gaining magical energy as we speak." Twilight explained

"But I'm the one who needs magical energy to cast the spell." Omega contemplated, this was quite the dillema

"HEY, I'm not an invalid here, I have a say too, and I say that I stay." pony Omega complained.

"What would you do?" Twilight asked.

"I could join the police." pony Omega proposed.

"That sounds good, and you could be on a radio-comm with me, like a second pair of eyes." Omega added on.

"Yeah, I could do that, this can work." pony Omega said with hope.

"Alright, I'm okay with this, you can contact the mayor, and the chief of police, and make it official." Twilight concluded.

"Well bye then." both Omegas said, leaving.

<<transition>>

Entering Town Hall, the pair got a couple of looks, but only from a well established need of seeing who just entered. Walking to the Mayor's Office, as she was free at this time, they entered, Mayor Mare looked up from her paperwork to address who had just entered, and was a bit surprised.

"Hello, Omega, and you are?" Mayor Mare asked the strangely familiar pony.

"I'm also Omega, real me here accidentally cast a spell to make a clone of himself, unfortunately he also accidentally cast a ponifying spell, which also went to me, so I'm a pony clone of Omega here." the pony Omega explained.

"I see, magic eh? Well, what have you come here for?" the mayor querried.

"He wants to join the police force." Omega explained

"Yeah." pony Omega confirmed.

"I see, I'll send a few words to the Chief, and you can join, simple as that." the mayor explained, writing out a small note of approval, to join the police in Ponyville, one needed approval from both Mayor Mare and the Chief of Police.

<<transition>>

Two days had passed, Omega had done some more bonding with the others, now focusing on Rarity, and Pomega, as they decided to call him, was part of the police, he wore a red flak jacket to signify it, similar to Omega's old one before he got his armor, but fitted for a pony.

Right now, Omega was with Rarity in the boutique, he had decided to simply cast the ponify spell on himself and with much less power, turning into a pony for about 15 minutes, and acquiring a magical well for himself, not dealing with bullshit, and now Omega and Rarity were keeping eachother company whilst the fashionista worked.

He felt his energy levels rising indefinately, he had several thousand terawatts of energy capacity, he was steadily reaching the cap, his magical well slowly burning off energy to feed his battery, if he used up extra magic, his well would recharge to full before charging his battery.

"So, what do you think?" Rarity asked, she had found that Omega had quite the eye for detail.

"That's a very pretty dress." Omega approved, the current activity was simple, peaceful, nice, he loved aesthetics, he even had a spike toothed bandana, which he was wearing now.

"Just pretty? It needs to be perfect, I'm making this for a celebrity client." Rarity extrapolated exasperatedly, she was fretting over this a lot, Omega could tell.

"It's fabulous, Rarity, I'm sure your celebrity client would get dramatic that they're not worthy of such a beautiful garment." Omega reassessed, hoping the white mare would accept his praise.

"Well why didn't you just say so? I'm done then, hee hee." Rarity said, giggling in delight.

There suddenly came a knocking at the door, it was calm, yet rushed, Omega could tell it was a mailpony, or at least a messenger. Rarity opened the door after Omega had dived behind the couch he was sitting on, it was a very comfortable couch, one could fall on it a thousand times and it wouldn't reduce the quality.

"Helloooo~OH, greetings, royal knight, sir." Rarity said, a bit nervous, the Element Bearers hadn't even thought about how they were going to tell Celestia about Omega.

"Salutations, Lady Rarity, I have been tasked with delivering this letter to each of the Element Bearers, her majesty Princess Celestia has requested that alongside you 6, your strange friend Omega will also recieve a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala, Celestia greatly wishes to see each of you at the gala, that is all, take this, farewell." the guard said in a strict, monotone voice, hoofing over a letter to Rarity and then proceeding to fly off.

Rarity closed the door, Omega immediately jumped out from cover, the white mare opened the letter, finding the words "For your strange friend, Omega" in large, glowing blue letters, Rarity knew about magical penponyship, and she merely ran a hoof over the letters, casting out the magic, wisps of magical light came out of the letters formed into a ball, which then reformed into a rectangle, which faded into a gala ticket.

Omega levitated the ticket over with his bright red magic, grabbing it and observing it closely, it was made of a gold infused paper. The front side had the same moon and sun symbol that he had on his right hand, with GGG on either side of the logo. The back side had a message,

Ticket for: the Grand Galloping Gala.
The biggest event of the year.
Admit One.

Two moon and sun symbols, one on each side, with the words 'Royal Honor Gift of Veterans' underneath them.

He warped the gilded ticket into his safety storage, a mechanical box under where his bed was placed.

"So, I'm invited to an exclusive annual event, nice, and I've only got my civilian clothes to wear, what a shame, I could wear my armor, the ticket was a veteran soldier gift, but I don't think that'll work, not only would I look strange and deadly, my suit is still being repaired." Omega analyzed.

"OOH! Ideeee~eeea. I'll make all of us outfits for the gala, it would be amazing, we all need outfits anyways." Rarity proposed.

"I'll get Twilight on the line and we'll message the girls, this plan is a go." Omega accepted, comm-ing Twilight with the details.

"I'll get everypony up to speed and we'll all be over there soon." Twilight comm-ed in, a few sounds of hooves on the floor before the transmission terminated.

<<transition>>

2 of the Mane 6 and Omega were all sitting in Rarity's main room, the fashionista taking everyone's measurements one by one, 3 of the 6 had been finished and dismissed.

Fluttershy left the boutique with a small spring in her step, Applejack stood up and entered the measurement area, leaving Twilight and Omega alone.

"So, this is a formal as hell event, eh?" Omega half-asked, knowing the answer, but trying to make conversation.

"Yep, it's great, sort of, I'm hoping to get a chance to talk to Celestia at the gala, we haven't had many face-to-face conversations in these past few years, and I'm not going to let this chance slip by." Twilight said with confidence.

She had lacked confidence for many years, gaining it back in a few weeks, the robotic parts in her body were doing wonders, she was much more fit than she was before, and had slimmed up from the small amount of fat that she had, she looked amazing, even her irises and magic were a much more saturated purple than before, which only added to her physical charm. The only sign that she had technological help was her small battery panel, which was only 3 inches in diameter and not visible if viewing her from eye-level or above, even from 3 meters away.

"That's a nice idea, but remember, if she can't make time for you, her prized pupil, amongst all of the faceless noponies who clad themselves in fine fabrics and claim nobiity, then she deserve time with you, it's a passive-aggressive tactic, and will probably make her rethink her priorities." Omega philsophized, Twilight thought hard about his words.

"Alright, if it comes to that, I'll go through with it." Twilight accepted.

"Next" Rarity called out, Applejack walking out the door.

<<transition>>

The Mane 6 accepted their dresses gratefully, their influence from Omega had changed their minds about having a remake of the outfits, they were all amazing.

The Mane 6 had the same dresses they had in the show.

Omega's suit was simple but elegant, an almost-black-because-it-was-so-dark red suit with a tie, no sleeves because he didn't have arms, the tie was connected with a small gold templar cross, he didn't have gloves or shoes, as his boots would suffice and the Ballistic Nightmare was always on his left hand, and his magic outlet symbol was on his right, each button was in the shape of a skull, and the boutonnie're, or men's corsage, was a small golden pistol, handle facing to the right, allowing him to grab it in his right hand with ease, attaching a special magnet made it easy to take off and put back on again.

That was weeks ago, Omega had recruited Rarity into the Bolverk Squad, her armor was a jacket-type garment, but made to reflect lasers and magic rather than block bullets and blades, like Twilight's, her weapon was 4 small laser beam weapons, her precision would allow for great usage.

Now working on getting closer to Rainbow Dash and getting her into the squad, Omega was now helping her practice, by cheering.

"Okay, so, let's here your cheering." Dash demanded. Omega activated his voice amplifier

"RAINBOW DASH YOU'RE THE BEST, WOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!" he shouted with almost deafening volume, downing a bottle of beer in one go and smashing the bottle over his own head.

"Omega?" Dash said, rubbing her still ringing ears.

"Yeah?" Omega responded, his voice suddenly completely calm.

"Maybe a little quieter?" Dash pleaded, her poor ears were throbbing.

"Okay then." Omega complied, brushing the broken glass out of his hair.

"So, I'll do my famous trick, the Sonic Rainboom." Dash revealed.

"You can break the sound barrier?" Omega doubted.

"When I was just a little filly, nowadays I spend my time remembering how to do it." Dash admitted, she had only done the boom once, and her scumbag mother hadn't even allowed it to be recorded, when she had returned to flight camp the next year, nopony believed that she had actually done the Sonic Rainboom.

"Let me help you, I can make you go fast." Omega offered vaguely.

"What kind of help? And how fast?" Dash prodded.

"I can install some machinery into your body, with a kinetic reactor, so when you move it recharges the battery, but not only that, with my skills, I can help you go more than 3806.1 miles per hour." Omega explained

"Machinery I'm okay with, but how fast is that number?" Dash half-accepted.

"That's more than 5 times the speed of sound." Omega calmly explained.

"Fu-fu-fi-fi-fi... FIVE TIMES?!" Dash exclaimed.

"Yep, I can help you go that fast." Omega confidently proposed.

"Deal." Dash agreed without hesitation.

"Alright then, follow me." Omega instructed.

<<transition>>

Dash was first brought up to speed on the nature of Bolverk Squad, it only made her more willing to join.

The machinery was installed, giving Dash a simple armor-weave shirt, with a set of high-impact metal shoes, and white bandage design sleeves covering her forelegs, with matching socks on her hind hooves, her normal flight goggles were replaced with the "Satanic Visor" with enhances vision to 666/20, her weapon was a set of mithril wing blades, designed to have no reduction in mobility and be able to cut through bones and protect her wings no problem, as well as a mithril 'Assassin style hidden blade'. All in all, it was a pony remake of Xero's 3.7 armor, right down to the speed, reflex, stength, agility, dexterity, and perception enhancements. Dash would have to summon her armor with a mentally activated warping.

She was ecstatic.

"I look SO AWESOME." she squealed, smooshing her cheeks together and making the 'Why Wub Woo' face.

"Not only that, but you can go at Mach 5 speed." Omega pointed out.

"That's SO AWESOME" she coninued to squeal, her cheeks still smooshed together.

"I cast a cloud-walking spell on myself, let's go to that competition that you're going to win." Omega directed.

"Let's get the others to come with us." Dash said, finally releasing herself of the 'Why Wub Woo' face and now excited.

"Yes, let's." Omega accepted, booting up his comm system.

<<transition>>

The Mane 6 had gathered, Twilight, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash all out of their armors. The 2 unicorns had voiced some complaint when they found that Dash already had a visor and enhancements. So Omega gave Twilight a set of goggles that would enhance vision and allow her to see at a higher brightness and contrast, to the point of allowing her to see in the dark, Rarity had a set of techno glasses that gave her a mechanized depth perception, measuring distances and angles automatically.

In the stands, the 5 mares and 1 man were seated, Omega had chosen to stay out of sight by hiding within the cloud.

The competition went by quickly, Rainbow Dash was the last to perform, her tomboyish voice came up in the comm system, a private chat between her and Omega.

"I'm not sure if this'll work." she said nervously.

"Not sure if what will work?" Omega prodded.

"The speed enhancement." she revealed.

"Trust me, it works, I based it off of a system that my old friend Xero had, but I beefed it up, you'll be fine." he reassured her.

"Okay Omega, I'll trust you." she replied, sounding more confident.

Coming out of the curtain, Rainbow Dash flew into the sky fast enough to leave a rainbow contrail behind her, the crowd watched her.

Slaloming between pillars that were 3 meters apart, or 10 feet, she did it perfectly, everypony watched in awe.

Next she spun 3 clouds together, a small cloud hit her in the face, but she brushed it off, summoning her armor, she caused the large clouds to crash into each other. and then destabalize, leaving a giant sphere of water that hung in the air and fell to the ground below, staying in a perfect sphere the whole way down thanks to Dash's direction.

She completely dumped all the speed onto herself, flying up so fast she formed the sub-sonic cone around herself while fighting not only air-resistance, but the force of gravity as well, she cleared the stadium, and 50 feet above the walls of the place, broke the sound barrier and creating the Sonic Rainboom.

She flew until the energy dissipated, her battery had recieved a full charge from the blast of air and rainbows.

She was awarded a gold tiara thingy for winning, not to mention that Princess Celestia had presented it to her.

The wonderbolts didn't matter now, she could out-fly all of them combined, Bolverk Squad was where it was at.

<<transition>>

Touching down in the fields outside Ponyville, the Mane 6 and Omega exited Twilight's hot air baloon, the same way they got to Cloudsdale in the first place.

Rainbow Dash, still in armor, led the group.

"Come on, let's head back to town," she started, walking towards Ponyville with her head turned to the group. "I need to show this prize tiare thingy off-" she was cut off by bumping into something, she turned to face them.

It was her mother, Firefly.

"Well, Dashie, what do you think you're doing?" the pink coated, blue maned mare said to her daughter, looking down upon her even though Rainbow Dash was, at this point, an inch or so taller than her.

"Hello, mother." Dash said with no emotion but malice.

"I asked you a question, young lady." Firefly insisted.

"I'm going home, to my home, the one that I pay the bills for, that Ido the taxes on, that I design and customize to my liking, because I'm responsible enough to have a home and take care of it, like you said that I wouldn't." Rainbow Dash answered emphatically.

"I did say that." Firefly confirmed.

"But you didn't just say that, no, you said a lot more." Dash said, her projector activating to display the memory.

A filly Rainbow Dash stood a few feet in front of her mother, whose manestyle was the same as Dash's current one, though her mother's mane was now much longer.

"But mooooooom, my life goal is to join the Wonderbolts, to have a career in flying good and entertaining ponies with my skills." the young Dash whined.

"It's fly WELL, and plus, every pegasus can fly, you can't ever make a career out of that, and the Wonderbolts aren't worth the effort, if you try this, you're going to FAIL, Dashie, FAIL, you'll be a FAILURE." her mother explained in a completely and utterly incorrect fashion.

"I'm not a failure, I did the Sonic Rainboom, but nopony will know that because YOU wouldn't allow them to record it." little Dashie argued.

"Dashie, if you don't stop this 'I'm going to make a career out of flying well' idea, the only entertaining you'll end up doing is with your FLANKS." her mother crudely implied.

"You can't always tell me what to do, I'm going to grow up one day and I'll make my own decisions." filly Dash said in minor confidence.

"As long as you live under my roof, you live by my rules, and my rule is that the first job you'll ever have is working at the factory, like me." her mother commanded, not caring about her daughter's feelings.

"I don't have to like here, I'm leaving." the cyan foal proclaimed, making her way to the door.

"If you try to make it out there, you'll end up as a desperate, drug addicted cum rag." her mother claimed vulgarly.

The last sound in the clip was the smaller of the 2 pegasi slamming the door behind her as she left the house.

"Dash, that was a long time ago, come on, get over it, I was really mad, and you were really mad, and we let that situation escalate too quickly." Firefly attempted at reassessing the situation.

Dash remained silent.

"Come on, we can go back to being a family again, we could work at the factory together, you and me, mother and daughter." Firefly proposed.

"You, you really think that?" Dash asked, emotionless.

"Yes, yes I do." Firefly repeated, happy to get a response.

In normal Equestria, this would be a chance to start again, to create happiness, this, however, wasn't normal Equestria, Omega's presence and intensely violent influence had changed the Mane 6.

"You lost the right to tell me what to do when you said I would end up as a desperate, drug addicted cum rag. Get the fuck out of here before I punch you in your Celestia-damned face." Dash commanded forcefully, not having any tolerance for this kind of bullshit,

"But, but, I'm trying to make amends, trying to fix our mistakes, I'm trying to make us a family again." Firefly said desperately, her daughted suddenly towering over her despite being only 1 inch taller.

"I made no mistakes, I became the captain of the weather team, became a national hero, and I'm in the process of becoming a legend, what the hell have YOU done?" Dash extrapolated fiercely.

"I've, still been working at the factory." Firefly answered dejectedly.

"Exactly, now get out before I cut your head from your fucking neck." Dash demanded ferociously, bringing out her hidden blade.

"You might as well, I'm the failure that I had said you would become, so go ahead, kill me." Firefly answered, sad but challenging.

Rainbow Dash accepted and immediately after completed that challenge.

Firefly's body slumped to the ground with a thud, her head rolled a meter or 2 away.

Rarity assisted this by cutting up the body with her 4 cutter beams, and Twilight set the corpse alight.

The other 3 of the Mane 6 did not witness this as they retreated from the conflict the second it started,

Omega dug a hole in the ground, buried the still burning body, and covered it up.

After that, the leader of Bolverk Squad and his subordinates agreed to never speak of the event that had transpired on that day.

Then, they went back to their normal lives.

Omega lived peacefully, until he heard a knocking on the door of his house in town, it was nice, 2 story, kitchen, dining room, living room, stairs, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, no attic, no basement, it was great.

He opened the door.

"Hello how can I help you-" he opened his eyes and took in the sight before him.

Pomega stood there, 3 fillies on his back, looking over his head at Omega.

"Please help meeeeeee." Pomega pleaded.