Main Characters: TWP, Celestia, Chrysalis
Cameos: Luna, Sunshine, Cadence, Shining, Amaterasu, Susanoo, Uther, Arthur, Lord Gugu, Tempest, Isis, Osiris, Artemis, Orion
Original Start Date: March 10, 2013
Title suggested by Game Tia
Equestrian Royal Guards have the Crystal Palace secured. The crystal pony attendants have cleaned the palace from top to bottom. Shining Armor patrols the halls in his dress uniform before reaching the banquet hall. Cadence waits for him beside the Crystal Heart. She is dressed in a flowing dress and the ceremonial headdress. Shining gives his wife a nuzzle, and they turn to the door.
‘Show them in,’ Cadence says.
Trumpets sound and guards open the doors. Luna and Sunshine enter. The princess is in a fancy dress while the bat pony is in his dress uniform.
‘Announcing, Princess Luna of Equestria and her escort Sir Sunshine Smiles,’ an announcer declares.
The princess and her escort bow and enter the hall. They go straight to the other ponies.
‘Welcome,’ Cadence greets. ‘It is so good to see you again.’
‘It is my pleasure,’ the other princess replies. ‘It is so good of you to host this meeting.’
‘I attend so rarely. I wanted to do my part to further the organization.’
The trumpet sounds again.
‘Announcing, Princess Celestia of Equestria and her escort The Wandering Physicist.’
Celestia bows as she enters. James yawns as he follows. Luna spins around to confront her sister. Shining grimaces.
‘Sorry for the delay,’ Celestia apologizes. ‘We encountered some unexpected obstacles.’
‘I had to use the can, and this place is huge,’ James translates.
The princess kicks her escort.
‘What is he doing here?’ Luna asks.
‘I needed an escort, and he was available.’ Celestia smirks. ‘Jealous?’
‘Basically, she begged Twilight if she could borrow me for this whatever-it-is,’ James answers. ‘I think she should have gone with Discord, but I guess either way she would have been stealing one of your ex-es. I bet it makes you wish you brought Cloudchaser instead.’
Luna turns to her sister. ‘If you are here, then who is running Equestria?’
‘I was able to convince Twilight that it was a test of her abilities as a princess. She is covering for us, dear sister.’
‘Completely forgetting how Twilight’s mayoral campaign went,’ James adds.
The princess kicks her escort.
Luna scowls. ‘It is good of you to finally come to one of these since you haven’t since my return. You could have given me some warning as to your plans.’
‘Is there a reception or can I just borrow Shining for some fun until you royals are done with your party?’ James asks.
‘We have a reception set up at the end of hall,’ Cadence replies. ‘But please return to greet the other guests as they arrive.’
James nods and goes to get a snack.
‘Please get me some crystal cake as well,’ Celestia says, getting an eye roll from her sister.
The stallion sighs and continues on. Sunshine trots up beside him.
‘Good seeing you again, Mr Wanderer.’
‘Likewise. Hope all is well.’
‘As well as things can go. It seems odd not seeing you out at the farm working tech support for Miss Applejack.’
‘So that is what she calls it,’ the stallion mumbles. ‘I’m not out there as much as it seems. Most of the time I run my shop or am with my fillyfriend.’
Sunshine laughs. ‘You could have been running Equestria right now, but you are stuck here with us. Don’t worry. These meetings aren’t as bad as they seem. I’ve been attending with Luna since she returned. I am curious to see who the other delegates bring with them this year.’
James shudders. ‘Meeting new ponies.’
‘Don’t worry. I believe we are all the ponies that are coming.’
‘Wait. What?’
Sunshine gets items for himself and Luna and rejoins the princess. James sighs. Celestia giggles and takes the cake her escort brings her.
‘Announcing, Queen Artemis and Prince Orion of Deerope.’
The doors open to reveal a tall golden red doe in a deep purple stola with gold crown on her head. She is followed by a similarly-dressed young stag. Celestia and the doe smile and approach each other.
‘So wonderful seeing you again, Artemis,’ Celestia greets.
‘It has been too long, Celestia,’ Artemis replies.
‘Is this young Orion? He has grown a lot since I last saw him.’
‘Thank you, Princess Celestia,’ Orion says, bowing.
‘It is so rare to see you these days,’ Artemis comments.
‘I have just been so busy recently.’
‘Festival of Cakes, Equestria Dessert Competition, getting banned from the Festival of Cakes...’ James lists.
Celestia turns and snorts at the stallion. Luna barely covers a chortle.
‘You must be Celestia’s escort. I am Queen Ar...’
‘Queen Artemis, fifth ruler of Deerope,’ James finishes. ‘Spent the first several years of your rule expanding your territory into Zebra lands. Only returned them a little under one hundred years ago. Commonly criticized for being very Deerocentric and pushing for the Deero to replace the bit as the common currency in the world. Chief causes include nature preservation and focusing on renewable resources, two areas your friend Celestia has excelled for the past three hundred years.’
‘Three-fifty,’ Celestia corrects. ‘You forgot when somepony snuck orders to the royal guards to protect the Everfree Forest from a massive logging attempt.’
James taps notes into his mobile. ‘Right. Needed the forest to get Zap Apples and thus Ponyville, which would be a key location in saving your sister, defeating Discord and getting my fillyfriend her current royal title.’
Celestia nods. ‘The very same.’
‘My. Aren’t you the...’ Artemis begins.
‘Oh. And on equal rights, you have been very harsh to non-Artiodactyla, except for ponies and recently (relatively speaking) Zebra.’
Artemis glares. ‘My. Aren’t you the clever one?’
‘Please excuse James. He does not know when to follow proper protocol.’
‘Can I boop your nose?’ the stallion asks.
‘I’m sure he means well,’ Artemis sighs. She turns to Cadence. ‘Thank you so much for hosting the conference. It is wonderful to finally see the Crystal Empire. Until you revived it, we had only heard rumors passed down from the reindeer tribes of our northern provinces.’
‘Are those the tribes you “annexed” or the ones “annexed” during your parents’ rule?’ James asks.
Celestia shoves the rest of her cake into the stallion’s mouth.
‘Announcing, King Uther and Prince Arthur of Eagleland.’
A dark grey griffin with silver feathers wearing a satin cape and golden crown enters followed by a smaller, light brown griffin with golden feathers. The lead griffin looks around and snorts.
‘This is quite a lovely little castle,’ the griffin gruffly states.
‘Friendlier than usual, Uther,’ Celestia comments.
Uther snorts. ‘It has been a while since you have been to one of these meetings. It must be important if you were able to pull yourself away from your cakes and dozen baths a day.’
The princess scowls. ‘No. You are the same Uther I remember.’
The royals glare at each other then smirk and bow. Uther goes to Luna and embraces her.
‘Always wonderful to see the lovely Princess Luna,’ Uther compliments.
‘I am charmed, Uther,’ Luna replies.
‘We have much to discuss at the conference.’
‘I look forward to it.’
Uther continues and encounters Artemis. ‘Doe.’
‘Squawks.’
Arthur groans and passes his father. ‘Good to see you again, Orion.’
‘Prince Arthur. I trust your hunting goes well.’
‘Does he mean with the ladies?’ James whispers, louder than he should.
‘It is just a standard deer greeting,’ Orion groans.
‘Can’t you say something like “how’s it hanging?” instead?’
‘Can you please just go back to making fun of the delegates?’ Celestia groans.
James looks Uther over. ‘Oh, I think he’ll do that himself.’
‘What was that!’ the griffin roars.
‘Calm down, Uther,’ Celestia sighs. ‘He is just getting under your feathers.’
The griffin snorts and goes to investigate the reception. His son sighs and follows.
‘Announcing, Lord Gugu of the Sea Ponies, and Tempest.’
A pair of guards push a large tank of water into the hall. Inside, a large sea pony male balances on his tail and waves at the other delegates. His silver mane shimmers in the light from the crystals. Beside him, a sea pony filly with long red hair leans on the side of the tank.
‘I know it is more important to be fashionably late, but I just had to come early when I heard the most lovely pony princess was here,’ Lord Gugu states.
‘Actually, she is back in Canterlot,’ James corrects.
Celestia kicks the stallion and goes up to the tank. ‘It is lovely to see you again, Lord Gugu. It has been far too long.’
‘You get lovelier every time I see you,’ the sea pony sighs. ‘I wish I could maintain my beauty after all these years as well as you have.’
‘You showed me pictures of your first conference,’ the younger sea pony groans. ‘You still look the same.’
‘And who have we here?’ Celestia asks.
Gugu slips under the water and lifts the filly up. ‘This is my lovely daughter Tempest. Isn’t she just the most precious thing you have laid eyes on? Her mother and I are very proud of her.’
‘You say that about all of your kids,’ Tempest shouts. ‘Now, let me down!’
Gugu sets his daughter back in the tank. ‘Sorry about that, dear. I just have to show you off. She wants to experience the world outside the ocean more so I just had to bring her here to introduce her to all the lovely ponies and griffins and Diamond Dogs we get to meet.’
‘Whoa. Wait. Diamond Dogs?’ James asks.
‘Announcing, Empress Amaterasu and Prince Susanoo of Inucheon.’
A pair of Diamond Dogs storm around Lord Gugu’s tank. A tall white female in a patterned kimono smiles kindly at the other delegates. A shorter grey male glares at them.
‘Smells like fish,’ the male grunts. He looks at the tank. ‘Oh. Never mind.’
Gugu rolls his eyes. ‘Charming as ever, Susanoo.’
‘Please forgive my son,’ Amaterasu asks, bowing. ‘It is always nice to see you, Lord Gugu.’
‘As long as it is not arguing fishing grounds, it is delectably sweet to see the lovely Amaterasu.’
The Diamond Dog bows. She turns to the rest of the party and frowns at seeing Celestia.
‘Amaterasu,’ the princess snorts.
‘Celestia. If you ever need help raising the sun, you know where to find me.’
‘Funny. It was always you who needed help since you were a pup.’
‘Please! I am the one true sun goddess.’
‘Ha! That is so funny I forgot to laugh.’
‘You both know neither of you can control the sun, right?’ James interrupts. ‘I mean’ -- he holds up his mobile, displaying several equations -- ‘do you use the education systems you created?’
‘Impudent whelp!’ Susanoo shouts. ‘How dare you question my mother?’
‘If I give you a chew toy, will you shut up?’
The Diamond Dog draws a sword. ‘I challenge you!’
‘Calm down, Susanoo,’ Amaterasu groans. ‘He just does not know about the relationship between Celestia and myself.’
‘Is it like between Luna and her fillyfriend?’
Luna kicks her friend. Celestia and Amaterasu laugh at the younger princess.
Amaterasu looks the pony over then turns to Celestia. ‘If this is who you bring with you, I expect quite the challenge on any issues we discuss.’
The Diamond Dogs walk away. Lord Gugu motions towards the reception, and the guards push the tank away.
‘Dad, when am I getting my own tank?’ Tempest groans.
‘It will be set up for you tomorrow. I promise.’
James tries ducking around the princesses to ask Shining a question, but the doors open again. A pair of gaunt, black horses with leathery wings enter. They have makeup around their eyes and outlining their wings. The stallion wears a jewel-laden golden crown.
‘Announcing, King Osiris and Queen Isis of the Thestral Empire.’
Many of the other guests look at the new arrivals and shudder.
‘Neat!’ James states as he takes a picture of the thestrals.
‘Osiris, Isis, it is always good to see you,’ Cadence greets.
The stallion bows. ‘We had watched your kingdom for many years. It warms our heart to have neighbors such as you after the horrid King Sombra and a thousand years of nothing.’
‘Thank you.’
Celestia pulls Osiris in for a hug. ‘Osiris, my oldest ally, it has been too long, yet it feels like yesterday that we were founding this organization together.’
‘There was no “we” back then,’ Osiris replies. ‘There was only you and a grand dream. I am proud to have been part of what this institution has become.’
The princess smiles and bows. ‘You flatter me.’
‘Are you Sunshine’s big brother?’ James blurts out.
The princess scowls and cringes. ‘You never cease to surprise me.’
Osiris laughs. ‘We draw interesting parallels, do we not?’
Susanoo wanders back over. ‘Ah! I see the dead eaters are here. It is not a meeting without the smell of corpses in one nostril and and fish in the other.’
‘Pleasant as always, Susanoo,’ Isis groans a she trots away.
Osiris snorts and follows his wife away.
James looks up at the Diamond Dog. ‘You’re great at grade-A flankhattery. Have a biscuit.’
Susanoo snatches an offered treat. ‘Weird pony. You’re all...’
The Diamond Dog tries talking, but no sounds come out. He tries shouting and storms away. James cackles to himself.
‘It seems everypony is here,’ Luna observes, sighing heavily.
The other delegates are scattered around the hall, enjoying the reception and sharing stories. The ponies sigh and step to join the party.
‘Announcing, Queen Chrysalis and escorts.’
Everypony freezes as the doors open again. Chrysalis trots in with two changelings flying beside her. She looks at the trumpeters and rolls her eyes.
‘I am used to more lively music before making my entrance. Thankfully, I do not have to sing this time.’ -- she smirks -- ‘That is, unless you cover my appearance fees.’
Everypony stares in shock at the changelings. Susanoo tries yelling, but still no sound is comes out.
‘Sorry I’m late,’ Chrysalis apologizes. ‘Traffic from Neighpon is killer, even for the world’s most beloved pop star. And I know I am breaking the “one escort” rule, but I hope you understand that I felt the need for a little extra insurance.’
‘Chrysalis! What are you doing here?’ Celestia snarls.
‘I was invited.’ The changeling holds up a scroll. ‘It says something here about provisional membership in your little club. I am quite honored. About time all of you believe that all I want is to live peacefully.’
‘You lying, deceitful witch!’ Uther roars. ‘No members of this illustrious organization would want to consort with the likes of you!’
‘I believe my husband would.’ Chrysalis slinks over to Shining and places a foreleg around the stunned stallion. ‘He quite enjoys consorting with me.’
Cadence growls at the changeling.
‘Lucky,’ James moans.
‘I did not know you thought of me that way.’
‘Not him. You.’
Celestia and Luna facehoof.
Shining pushes away. He sighs a James. ‘Your affections should be directed at my sister.’ He turns to his wife. ‘And I swear we did nothing!’
‘Mind control spell,’ Chrysalis says nonchalantly.
‘Your petty pony squabbles do not matter!’ Uther roars. ‘Get that thing out of here immediately or I will dispatch it myself!’
‘I have a name. Or should I just start calling you Tori-chan?’
‘Burn!’ a stallion declares before a Princess of the Night hits him in the side.
Uther and Chrysalis growl at each other. Osiris steps between them.
‘This organization is about fostering peace. If Chrysalis says she is invited, we should not doubt her intentions. May I see your letter?’
Chrysalis sticks her tongue out and levitates her scroll to the thestral. The two changeling escorts fly around the hall and take in the other delegates. One licks his lips and flies straight for the food.
‘Disgusting creatures,’ Artemis hisses as she moves across the room.
‘I think they are cute,’ Tempest comments as a changeling nears her tank. ‘Like large aquatic beetles or something.’
‘You aren’t too bad yourself,’ the changeling replies.
Gugu leans over the tanks and glares at the changeling. ‘That is my daughter you are talking to.’
‘You’re really cool, too. Very shiny. If you’re ever in Shibuya, I’ll give you a deal at the store I work at.’
The sea pony gasps. ‘That would be wonderful! I cannot wait to take you up on the offer.’
‘That’s mom’s ocean,’ Tempest groans.
‘She wouldn’t mind me visiting,’ her father pouts.
‘Not to mention, it would be damn near impossible for you to get there without revealing our species to the whole world!’
The lord sways in his tank a bit. ‘It would be worth it.’
Tempest groans and drops under the water.
‘The letter is legitimate,’ Osiris declares, holding Chrysalis’ scroll up.
Celestia, Uther and Artemis groan.
‘At least we can get some military information from them,’ the griffin grumbles as he returns to the food.
Artemis makes her way around the room, trying to stay as far from the changelings as she can. She trots right up to Cadence. ‘I demand you place their rooms as far from mine as possible. I don’t want those things anywhere near me if I can help it.’
Chrysalis morphs to appear as the deer. ‘I also demand you help me remove the stick that seems to lodged up my plot!’
Artemis spins around and glares into her smirking face. ‘Take my form again and the last thing you will see is my arrow between your eyes.’
Chrysalis changes back. ‘Sorry. I thought you were female.’
Artemis snorts and pushes past the changeling. Chrysalis laughs, but she is left hanging when Luna prevents James from hoofbumping her.
Celestia trots past the changeling. ‘You are lucky enough of us are merciful or else we would have you in irons.’
‘Or you could send me to the moon. Complete the circle started with my grandmother.’ She looks at Luna scolding James. ‘Though I think somepony other than Nightmare Moon would be the one to free me.’
Shining trots to the arguing ponies. ‘P-princess, I know my opinion might be biased due to the mind control spell she used on me, but I was able to learn a lot from her when I escorted her during her tour. Give her a chance.’
Celestia sighs and joins her sister.
Chrysalis smiles at Shining. ‘I am lucky to have a husband such as you.’ She leans in and whispers at a level Cadence can hear. ‘I’ll have to reward your loyalty later.’
The princess holds back a scream and magically pulls her husband back to her.
Chrysalis laughs and looks around. ‘So, when does the feast begin?’
The reception has changed to a full banquet. Various factions have broken out around the table. Artemis and Orion sit near Uther and Arthur, despite the rulers’ distaste for each other. The two leaders keep an angry eye on their unexpected guest. Amaterasu, Osiris and Isis do not mind their new guest, though the empress worries they will not have enough food for everypony. Susanoo tries screaming, between mouthfuls of food, but he is still silent. Chrysalis and Gugu get along great, having a common interest in music. The three pony princesses conspire together. James uses the opportunity to get close to Shining.
‘So what is the deal with Uther and Artemis?’ the earth pony asks.
Shining takes a deep breath. ‘You know where Eagleland and Deerope are located. And you called out Artemis’ policies in front of Celestia. You do the math.’
‘Good job embarrassing her too,’ Sunshine adds. ‘Between Chrysalis and making her look bad in front of her friend, I might get through one of these meetings without being called “bat freak” for once.’
‘It can’t be just as simple as interspecies politics. They are as close to fighting with each other as with Chrysalis.’
‘Think about the natures of the species involved,’ Shining replies. ‘Both are proud and competitive by nature, but griffins are vocal about their actions. Uther might not have the best track record dealing with non-griffins, but he will be their biggest saint if it makes the empire look good.’
‘He is also more willing to change and adopt the latest technologies,’ Sunshine adds. ‘A number of his and Luna’s private conversations from past meetings have been about modernization and advancement.’
‘So it is a battle of traditions as well?’
‘Not just them,’ Sunshine notes. ‘Amaterasu might seem nice, but she only maintains good ties to the countries here, Neighpon, Equina and, very loosely, Mongrolia.’
‘The Thestrals rule a vast northern empire and are good friends with all who are in regular contact with them,’ Shining points out, ‘but a great deal of the world, even many here in the Crystal Empire, view them as carrion eaters due to their appearance and physical traits.’
‘My kind has to put up with that as well,’ Sunshine sighs.
‘And the sea ponies’ mythical status puts a burden on the good natures of the rulers.’ James nods. ‘Whoever invited Chrysalis was looking to stir up a hornet’s nest.’
‘That, on top of the major issues of trade and defence that were to be discussed,’ Sunshine groans.
‘Great timing on your part, James,’ Shining chides.
‘Wasn’t me. If I wanted to disrupt the event, I would have done it by now. … I mean, I would have done something really embarrassing to the delegates. Like made out with you embarrassing.’
‘Thanks for restraining yourself,’ the other stallion grimaces.
‘No prob. I am really curious to see how this will turn out.’
Sunshine groans and goes back to his meal. ‘Unless you have ears like mine, you’re going to miss most of it. All the meetings are behind closed doors and very boring. Even with a new piece on the field, we’ll be spending most of our time waiting.’
‘At least we can see the city.’
‘All delegates and their escorts must remain in the meeting location until the conference is over.’
James and Shining groan. The earth pony looks over at his potential brother-in-law.
‘Have any good video games?’
Celestia finishes her meal and stands. ‘Cadence, your chefs have prepared a wonderful meal. Thank you. If the other delegates will excuse me, I wish to confer with my escort before the evening activities. Mr Wanderer?’
James groans and follows Celestia out. The princess leads them to their room. The stallion shudders when he sees there is only one bed. Celestia sits on the bed and motions for her friend to join her.
‘We have a problem,’ the princess states.
‘I’ll sleep on the floor,’ James replies. ‘Or the washroom. Or Shining’s bed. Whatever.’
‘Not that. Chrysalis.’
‘Bah. She is just looking for some friends. Let her join. It will be nice.’
‘She needed half the members to agree to even send an invitation. She would need even more to get in. Don’t hold your breath.’
‘Are you going to shun the ones who invited her?’ The stallion falls back and stretches. ‘Or are you going to pretend your being here when she just happened to be invited is a coincidence?’
The princess falls back with her wings and legs spread, landing on the stallion. ‘Only if you pretend my inviting you is a coincidence as well.’
‘Did you invite her?’
Celestia stares at the ceiling for several moments. ‘The rulers before Sombra used to have Luna and I over from time to time. I do not believe this is as grand a room as we once used.’
‘How long do you plan on trapping me under your wing?’
Celestia stares at the ceiling for several moments. ‘Only until Cadence has them bring out dessert, Mr Wanderer. Only until dessert.’ She grins. ‘Then all night long.’
‘Sorry. I already told Shining I was sleeping with him.’
‘Ha! You wish.’
James sighs. ‘I wish Twilight was here.’
Celestia giggles. ‘Every delegate’s room?’
‘And more,’ the lovesick stallion sighs.
The princess smirks. ‘Well, you do have me.’
‘Sorry. I’m not into older mares.’
Celestia scowls and sits up. ‘Come. I believe it is almost time for dessert.’ She storms to the door. ‘Jerk.’
James laughs and gets the door for the princess.
After breakfast, the delegates head to a conference room. Celestia yawns as she trots beside her sister.
‘Such low energy,’ Amaterasu scoffs. ‘No wonder you needed my help raising the sun today.’
‘In your dreams,’ the princess retorts. ‘It was all my doing, even after staying up all night.’
‘No you weren’t,’ Luna counters. You were out cold in minutes. I won’t even mention the types of dreams you had when James started cuddling up to you.’
‘You spied on my dreams!’
‘You were borderline lucid. That is like a fireworks display when I am fighting nightmares.’
‘Ugh. You ponies and your magic,’ Uther scoffs. ‘You should have more respect for other species.’
‘Deer, Zebra, Kirin and others have magic too,’ Luna huffs. ‘If you insult one of us, you insult us all.’
‘Well, excuse me, princess,’ the king groans right before the conference hall doors are closed.
A pair of guards step in front of the hall. James taps a few buttons on his mobile.
‘This is so getting at least ten thousand views from Zelda fancolts,’ the stallion says to himself.
‘You! The Annoying Scientist!’ Susanoo barks. ‘I have a bone to pick with you!’
‘Sup?’
‘That biscuit you gave me prevented me from speaking for several hours!’
‘That’s good too hear. I didn’t know how it would affect Diamond Dogs.’
‘You knew it would..!’
James shoves a hoof in Susanoo’s mouth. The stallion rubs the pup’s throat until he swallows.
‘What did you do to me? Are you trying to poi...’
All sound ceases to come from Susanoo.
‘Thank you!’ Arthur groans. ‘It is almost impossible to shut him up during these meetings.’
Susanoo starts to silently rave against the griffin.
‘How did you do that?’ Shining asks, getting the angry canine to ‘shout’ at him.
‘You know how speech is caused by your vocal cords vibrating?’ The scientist gets nods and a silent snarl. ‘I just gave him a pill that causes the vocal cords to slacken.’ He rubs Susanoo’s stomach. ‘And he is such a good boy taking his pills. Yes, he is.’
Susanoo tries screaming and the others trot away laughing.
…
The delegates finish saying an oath and sit down.
Chrysalis looks at the others. ‘I take it I will have to memorize that before the next meeting.’
‘Preferably, that will be the last you hear it,’ Artemis growls.
‘Since that seems to be the elephant in the room...’ Celestia begins.
‘I’d prefer an elephant to that thing,’ the deer grumbles under her breath.
The princess sighs. ‘As I was saying... I think the first order of business should be discussing our potential new member.’
Osiris nods. ‘We have to judge the economic and cultural benefits, as well as other aspects she could bring to us.’
‘I am quite interested in the identities of potential spies in the empire,’ Uther cackles.
Chrysalis glares. ‘I would never risk the lives of my kind. I know what you do to changelings in your lands.’
‘I am sure Chrysalis has knowledge of other hives and is willing to help us combat them,’ Luna covers.
‘I may...’
‘And, what cultural benefits?’ Uther scoffs. ‘They are soul-draining monsters.’
‘She is one of the loveliest singers in the world,’ Gugu argues. ‘My people would be honored to have her perform for us.’
‘And we’ll scoop your bodies from the surface once they are done feeding.’
‘We do not feed that way!’ Chrysalis shouts. ‘At least, my hive does not. We are peaceful now.’
‘And the number of missing ponies in Neighpon have never been lower.’
The changeling snarls at the griffin.
‘I don’t see the problem with allowing her to join,’ Amaterasu says. ‘She seems nice to me.’
‘That is because her kind cannot hide among yours,’ Artemis counters. ‘Too many innocent deer have been lost to those monsters.’
‘None of my hive are in your lands,’ Chrysalis snorts.
‘Likely story.’
Cadence looks around nervously. ‘Looks like we might have more to discuss before this is put to a vote.’
‘Indeed,’ Uther agrees. ‘Much to discuss, such as the identities of all the changelings in our lands.’
Chrysalis stands and stomps. ‘Are you deaf or just mad? I will not risk the lives of my hive. I know the prejudice they will face if they are revealed.’ She looks at Uther and Artemis. ‘I know they would face criminal charges just for existing in some lands.’
‘We would just be protecting them from those who would want to harm them,’ the griffin counters. ‘It would be a sign of good faith between you and us.’
‘Absurd!’
‘I agree,’ Celestia says. ‘No other member was admitted with conditions. I won’t sanction a vote if there are conditions for Chrysalis’ membership.’
‘I second my sister’s feelings,’ Luna adds.
‘Me too!’ Cadence speaks up.
Uther groans and sits back. ‘Of course the ponies gather together.’
‘Not all of us,’ Gugu notes. ‘I would still like to hear more from our guest before I make up my mind on the subject.’
‘I suggest we hear more from Chrysalis,’ Osiris suggests. ‘She can tell us of her land and her hive. The more we understand our guest, the more we may like her.’
‘Wonderful idea, Osiris,’ Luna agrees. ‘That would be a great use of our time before lunch.’
While the delegates talk, their escorts have free use of parts of the castle. Royal guards stand at the entrances and exits, preventing the escorts from going too far. James has found a lounge and rests while playing a hoofheld game. Outside, Shining trots past on patrol. Tempest sloshes in her tank as a guard pushes her into the room.
‘There has to be an easier way,’ the sea pony grumbles. ‘You think these wings are just for show.’
‘I always figured they were evolutionary holdovers when your kind adapted to living in water,’ The Amatuer Biologist guesses. ‘There aren’t many reports of winged sea ponies flying beside ships.’
‘We don’t get many reports of your kind exploring the deep oceans. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.’
‘Have you ever considered a wheelchair?’
Tempest floats on her back. ‘We would still need a way to keep our skin and scales moist.’ James taps his head. ‘The available water generation spells would require too much effort for our best mages. Besides, not every sea pony looks like we do.’
‘My friend Rarity can make magically-enhanced dresses. Maybe you should talk with her.’
The two changelings enter the lounge and sit on a free couch. One is holding a soft drink.
‘Where’d you get that?’ James asks.
‘Snuck out,’ the changeling replies.
‘Lucky!’ Tempest moans.
‘We did not,’ the other changeling replies. ‘We just went to the dining hall early. They are setting up for lunch. He got that after begging the waiters.’
‘Sweet.’
‘Very much so,’ the drinking changeling replies. He looks up. ‘You’re Mr Wanderer, right?’
‘That is one of my names.’
‘Our queen shares stories from Del,’ the changeling reports. ‘I want you to know that I have an affinity for sugary treats as well.’
‘That is good to hear. What about the rest of her traits?’
‘Well, she’s just really wei-’
‘Keep in mind, she is my daughter.’
The changeling freezes. ‘Well, she’s just a completely normal little girl.’
‘Phew. That is good. I was afraid she was really weird or something.’
Tempest laughs. There is a sound of a door being opened. The delegates stream past the lounge. Few look in at everypony at rest. Chrysalis stops in the room.
‘Has anypony seen Shining?’ the queen asks. ‘I think I need the comfort of my husband after that grilling.’
‘Your husband!’ Cadence snaps.
‘Whose wedding was first?’
The princess shrieks and storms away.
‘I think I am feeling better,’ Chrysalis laughs, following the others.
The others get up and leave the lounge. James and the changelings help push Tempest’s tank.
After lunch, the delegates are back in the conference hall. Isis has replaced her husband. Gugu floats lazily in his tank while the others take their seats. Chrysalis picks her fangs, sitting off to the side.
‘That was a delightful reprieve,’ the changeling comments. ‘Shall you resume grilling me over all of my personal details?’
‘Personally, I would rather move to a more productive topic,’ Amaterasu sighs.
‘I move we discuss the economic issues,’ Celestia suggests.
‘Second,’ Gugu calls from his relaxed position.
‘Actually, I have a couple more questions,’ Cadence says. ‘Namely, about her relationship with my husband.’
‘Sorry. New topic.’ Chrysalis beams with joy.
The pink princess scowls at the changeling.
‘I am curious to see if anypony took my suggestion from the last meeting,’ Luna says.
‘Ugh. The “work together” idea,’ Amaterasu groans. ‘We are fine without.’
‘Unlike my canine friend,’ Uther speaks up, ‘I took Luna’s suggestion and extended more trade and cooperative efforts to non-League members. It has really paid off for all the parties involved.’
‘That is wonderful to hear. Can we move forward with the trade proposal I suggested last meeting?’
‘Forgive me if I am lacking on the details, dear sister,’ Celestia says. ‘Can you fill me in?’
‘Your sister proposed extending the trade agreements we benefit from to non-member states,’ Isis explains.
‘It would just be to a few states to start,’ Luna adds. ‘Specifically, Saddle Arabia, Neighpon, Canida, Aerieland and a few Zebra lands.’
‘Sounds similar to an old proposal of mine,’ Celestia comments.
‘Not that “lower house” idea,’ Amaterasu groans.
‘It would be good for the whole world,’ the princess argues. ‘Not every nation is ruled by monarchs any more. Why should we be the privileged few calling the shots?’
‘That is not for debate right now,’ Isis interrupts. ‘Since we are all up to speed on the current proposal, I suggest we vote on that now. We can discuss Celestia’s proposal afterwards. That is, unless anypony else has reservations.’
‘I’m concerned about what it would mean for my seas,’ Gugu says, sitting up in his tank. ‘Who will take responsibility for the increased sea traffic? Would we be allowed to personally intervene with the other leaders to enforce safe seaways?’
‘That would lead to increased sea pony visibility,’ Uther points out.
‘We have maintained the secrecy of the sea ponies for many years,’ Celestia argues. ‘Neighpon follows the same secrecy policies as Equestria. It would just mean working with the new trade partners to understand the need for continued privacy.’
Gugu sighs and leans back in the water. ‘Another year of hiding. I am overjoyed.’
‘I take that is a negative vote?’
‘No, no. We know of the value of the minerals and magical crystals that can only be found in the deep. You have our support, but we would like to expand the number of trade goods we receive.’
‘That is one. How do the others vote? All in favor?’
Celestia, Luna and Cadence raise their hooves. Uther raises a talon.
‘More trade means more opportunities to dispel the awful rumors about us,’ Isis comments, raising a hoof.
‘Opposed?’ Celestia asks.
‘Your increased emphasis on expanding our private organization to the unworthy is annoying,’ Amaterasu grumbles. ‘Though I am opposed, I hope this overwhelming majority will see fit to expand benefits to Mongrolia some time in the future.’
Artemis raises a hoof. ‘I agree that extending our private agreements is unwise. The increasing emphasis on modernization and technology is upsetting as well.’
‘I might not know fancy mathematics, but I can tell which number is bigger,’ Chrysalis laughs.
‘Nopony asked you!’ Artemis snapped. ‘I doubt shriveled husks are going to be valuable trade commodities if we are stupid enough to let you join.’
‘I could always write you a lovely ballad,’ the changeling counters. ‘I get the feeling you could use an anthem to declare how much better you are are than the rest of us. I think I’ll call it “Wow! We all suck and Deer are the obvious master race”.’ She shrugs. ‘That is just a working title.’
‘Why are you even here! Leave now!’
‘Chrysalis is our guest,’ Isis huffs. ‘Whether we like it or not, we have to treat her with the respect we give all members. We do not antagonize her at every opportunity.’
Chrysalis sticks her tongue out at the deer.
‘We also do not mock our fellow members, honored guest.’
‘Sorry, but she deserves it.’
‘Whether or not that is true is up to interpretation. If you want to be a member, you will have to act like one.’
‘Fine. I’ll keep my squabbling to a minimum. I am sure the number of arguments Shining had drastically lowered during the time we were engaged.’
‘Objection!’ Cadence shouts.
Celestia loudly taps a hoof on the conference table. ‘Now that we have agreed on the trade proposal, I suggest a short recess before we draft letters to the nations we wish to deal with. It will give us time to cool our heads and refocus our energies towards cooperation.’
‘Second,’ a number of other members agree.
‘Good. Let us meet back in ten minutes.’ The princess giggles. ‘I always like the part where we write letters.’
After the final meetings and dinner, the delegates are using the evening for private meetings. Cadence has retired to her room with Shining. The princess snuggles against her husband as she tries to unwind.
‘How were the meetings today?’ Shining asks.
‘Frustrating,’ Cadence sighs. ‘We learned more about changelings than we ever thought possible, but she still dodged questions about the two of you.’
‘There was nothing!’ the stallion defends. ‘We did nothing. I am almost positive we did nothing when she had me under a mind control spell.’
‘I believe you,’ the princess sighs. ‘After lunch, we talked economics for the rest of the evening. The whole time, Celestia and Amaterasu debated expanding the League to include non-monarchies. You could just tell Artemis wanted to rave against Celestia, but she held back. It was so irritating.’
Shining nuzzles his wife. ‘Don’t worry. I’ll help you relax.’
‘What do you have in mind?’
‘Well...’
The bedroom door opens, and Cadence trots in.
‘You will not believe the day I had.’
The two ponies in bed stare at the new arrival. The new Cadence gapes in shock.
‘What are you doing to my husband!’ the new Cadence shouts.
‘Your husband? I am the real Cadence! You must be Chrysalis in disguise!’
The new arrival gasps. ‘How dare you accuse me, you lecherous fiend! Get your hooves off him, imposter.’
‘I’m not the imposter. You are!’
‘Shining! Say something!’
The stallion looks at the two Cadences. ‘I...’
The Cadence in bed contorts her face. ‘You better not be turned on by this.’
‘Ha!’ the new Cadence laughs. ‘That proves you aren’t the real Cadence. We all know that Chrysalis does not find the handsome Shining Armor attractive.’
‘If you don’t find him attractive, that is your loss. Shining is more of a stallion than she can ever handle.’ She looks back. ‘And Shining, get that under control!’
The stallion frowns. ‘Sorry, dear.’
‘Don’t call her “dear”!’ the other Cadence snaps. ‘You don’t know if she is really your wife.’
The stallion frowns. ‘Sorry, dear.’
The Cadence by the door growls. ‘And how dare you claim a lack of relations with my husband. You had him under a mind control spell for long enough to have taken advantage of him many times.’
‘I was the one sealed in the catacombs!’
‘As if you were! Shining, why aren’t you doing anything? You know I am the real Cadence.’
‘Don’t listen to her, Shining. I am the real Cadence.’
Both Cadences stare at Shining. The stallion looks between the two mares.
‘Is there any answer I can give where I live?’
The Cadence by the doorway smiles. ‘Well, we could share him. I mean, it technically isn’t cheating.’ She smirks, revealing a fang.
The Cadence on the bed points. ‘A fang! You’re the fake! You’re Chrysalis!’
The queen laughs and reveals her true form. ‘I was wondering how long it would take for me to slip. This was quite enjoyable. We should do it again sometime.’
Cadence growls and cuddles up against her husband.
Chrysalis heads out of the room. ‘Thank you for the fun. You have an amazing husband.’ She closes the door behind her. A second later, she pops back in. ‘In more ways than one.’
‘What does that mean!’ Cadence shouts.
Chrysalis trots away cackling.
In the middle of the night, a group is meeting in secret. They have magically sealed their meeting place. No lights illuminate the meeting.
‘Was it really wise to invite her?’ one asks.
‘She is meeting opposition, but I believe she will prove herself,’ another replies.
‘I still can’t believe you talked me into agreeing to invite her,’ a third moans.
‘Am I the only one enjoying her presence? These meetings are usually so boring,’ a fourth says.
‘Of course you say that,’ the second moans. There is a pause. ‘Though I agree with you one hundred percent.’
‘Do you think she will make it in?’ the third asks.
‘I have my reservations,’ the first replies. ‘But I have a feeling she will make it.’
The third sighs. ‘She tried conquering Equestria and then went after Twilight Sparkle. Letting her in could be a threat to countless lives.’
‘Yet she has been living peacefully in Neighpon for years,’ the fourth argues. ‘I don’t think we should act rashly in quickly judging her.’
‘What are the issues we are covering in the morning?’ the second asks.
‘Security,’ the first groans.
The group is silent.
‘She has that in her arsenal. Doesn’t she?’ the second asks.
‘His reaction will be what we watch,’ the first adds.
‘Agreed,’ the fourth agrees.
‘Um...’ the third hems. ‘Do we have to forgive her for the attack on Canterlot?’
‘Do you wish to forgive her?’ the fourth asks.
‘I... sorta do,’ the third replies. ‘I know she hurt a lot of ponies and could have destroyed Equestria but when you talk with...’
‘We have all talked with her, but she has a slightly biased viewpoint,’ the first sighs.
‘Then why are you trying to befriend Chrysalis so much?’ the second asks.
The first gasps. ‘That is an absurd accusation!’
‘Did your nose just grow three meters?’ the fourth teases.
The first growls at the teaser.
The second yawns. ‘I should be returning to bed. I’ll tell my spouse everything we discussed.’
‘As will I,’ the third adds. ‘I hope they agree with us.’
The group starts to exit the room.
‘Do I really look like I am befriending her?’ the first asks.
‘Please,’ the fourth groans. ‘The only thing more subtle than that is going to tease you about it when you get back to your room.’
The others in the group laugh as they return to bed.
