In this next issue of Tom's Destiny, Larry the Cucumber will finally find his hairbrush, which he had lost over 12 years ago. He will find it in--
Hey!! This new narrator, I just wanted to let you know that... You're in the WRONG Story!!!!
Oh, Am I? I am so sorry. I get mixed up all the time. You know, Larry always did have a ton of silly songs, and man fellow narrator, There were just so many. I felt sometimes like--
Other Narrator... LEAVE PLEASE!!! I really have to explain to my fellow audience what happens next in Tom's Destiny, so if you could just go for only a little bit, I would be much obliged.
Oh yes, yes sorry fellow narrator I will go, but could you possibly point me to the direction of where they record silly songs with Larry?
Of course fellow comrade narrator, It is just down the hall to your left.
Thank You!!
No problem so where was I? Oh yes, Tom's Destiny, so in this next installment of Tom's Destiny, we find that Tom and the CMC after barely escaping death from the wild Mr. Timn are on their way home to Carousel Boutique where they will make all types of soups. The only problem is that... all of the CMC have changed their diets to... cannibalism. DUH DUH DUHHHHHH. No just kidding. The actual problem is that they are out of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup which means that they have to go to the grocery store. This might seem like an easy task except that there are two problems. One is that they don't have a credit card, and the other is that at this hour there are some...dare I say it... RUSSIAN DANCING MEN. Yes, Yes, I know that you all flinched at the very word. It was almost worst than the very word tomato, but it had to be said. You see when you're in Ponyville and you encounter RUSSIAN DANCING MEN, you normally start... dancing. Yes, Yes, I know very scary, but it is the truth, and we all know that when you start dancing with RUSSIAN DANCING MEN, you NEVER Stop!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Anyways, the CMC and Tom didn't go to the grocery store because, like I said, they didn't have a credit card and there were RUSSIAN DANCING MEN. Instead, they all went for ice cream. YAY!!
When the CMC and Tom got there, however, there standing there was...was...was...was..........was...Diamond Tiara and...and...and...and...and.......and........and Silver Spoon. It was horrifying (although if you ask me, I would have beaten those two up already, I mean come on there were three of the CMC compared to the measly two of the...Whatever there called. I mean think about it, when Spiderman came to Ponyville he kicked Diamond Tiara into a nearby tree...although I guess he did that to Apple Bloom too...hmmm... I guess it is a small world after all, and don't bust into singing. I'm warning you!). Anyways, so Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon turned around like they always do, and started to mock, guess who? yup, the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
"Well if it isn't the blank flanks?", oh my like we haven't heard that line come out of Diamond Tiara's mouth before. Then of course Silver Spoon would say.
"YAAAAAAAAAAA!!". You know I feel like they stole this from Lilo and Stitch, but then again if they did, you already know that every one would be sued. I mean Weird Al even wrote a song about it. Anyways (man I use this alot, but its just so catchy).
"No it's not!!", said my boss. I didn't say anything back, because I didn't want to be fired. That is a good goal, right? Not being fired. Man this world is just--
"Hey Narrator!!!!!!!! Stop with the interrupting of the story!!" said the audience again.
Dang it audience, Why you always gotta be interrupting me. You know what, I am sick and tired of you. I am just going to ignore you, and I am going to move on with life.
"If you do that Narrator we're going to be disliking your story, and we may even contact Hasbro to make toys out of you except that we're going to make you look just plain stupid... And we'll tell your boss!"
Wait!! Wait! Hey audience, I just rethought my life like Obi Wan Kenobi told me to do in the second movie. I'll stop interrupting, okay? Just please don't do all of the horrible things you said you would do a second ago? Please?
"Alright... THEN GET BACK TO THE STORY!!!!!!!"
Right, sorry about that audience so Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon say their two lines, and then Apple Bloom is all like...
"You guys are such bullies. Why don't you just leave us alone! Why can't we be friends (Don't even think about the song)" said Apple Bloom.
"Ya", replied Scootaloo, "What Apple Bloom just said"
"Ya", replied Sweetie Belle, "What Scootaloo just said about Apple Bloom saying!"
"Well, you Cutie Marks Crusaders (yes, yes audience she said it in a sarcastic way) can't even have a good catch phrase like we do" replied Diamond Tiara.
"Oh yeah!!", screamed Apple Bloom, "Well at least we have one, Fred doesn't"
"Fred? Who is he? Is he one of those little dolls you have?", retorted Diamond Tiara. Man, I must admit Sweetie Belle was on a roll (No, not on an egg roll).
"No!! Fred is that human being from Scooby Doo! He never got any catch phrase, while we at least have one so what now, Diamond Tiara!!", Apple Bloom was correct in a way though, I mean Fred always came up with the plans, but he himself didn't even have a good catch phrase.
"Man, you guys watch waaaay too much Television", replied Diamond Tiara.
"We do not", replied Scootaloo, "well, actually... we do"
"Ga ha" burst out Silver Spoon (oh my word, man she actually said something other than that incessant YAAAAAA... Oh my word she is continuing to speak, man this is just way to interesting so every body shut up, clap your hands, and listen). "I bet you CMC that that is the reason you don't have your cutie mark because you watch way too much television while you could be getting your cutie mark."
"Ya, you tell them Silver Spoon!!", Diamond Tiara had to say something, and she did.
"Thank you Captain Obvious!!" came the audience again.
Dang it audience, can't you just listen to the story and stop opening your mouths. I am getting just so sick and tired of you bothering me. Just shut up. That joke, the Captain Obvious one, is soooooo old. You guys seriously need to update your stuff.
"Find then... we all have it... we will start a new fad, from now on we will say Thank you Capitan Obvious!!"
Seriously audience, are you serious? You guys are making me so angry, can we please all just sit back and listen.
"Ya... Just as soon as you get back to the story"
What?!?! I was telling the story, and then you guys just-- Oh never mind, anyways, so Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara walk away laughing annoyingly and stupidly like they always do. Good writhens to them (I wish I could say good writhens to the audience too).
"We heard that!!"
I bet you did audience, I bet you did! Back to the story, so when the CMC and Tom get to the ice cream man, they find out that he ran over a bunch of fat kids with his van, and also that the two people/dogs are, in fact, Scooby-Doo and Shaggy. How they got here, I don't know, but if I were you I would go ask the audience. Anyways, because the ice cream booth was occupied by these two guys/dogs, the ice cream ran out by the time that the CMC and Tom got there. This was sad for every one, but, of course, only for a moment because the ice cream supply factory (Why they would have one in the middle of Ponyville, I don't know, but they did so don't question it), but anyways, the ice cream supply factory was open so Scooby and Shaggy ran over, got more ice cream, and every body/pony/dog/rock/whatever you are spent their cash and ate happily ever after, except for Tom, he doesn't eat. Then all of the Cutie Marks Crusaders went home because the sun was going down (even though Celestia was rotting in a prison cell with the whole chain thing and the random skeleton that is always in the cell and the blah blah blah, but that part of the story will be revealed in the next chapter unless, for some reason, the Mayans were only a few days off, and the world will end before I can publish the next chapter, then sorry guys but I will not reveal the end of this story early so until then go do something else!! Thanks, have a nice day). Anyways, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo went home, while Sweetie Belle and Tom galloped and rolled the final way to the Carousel Boutique. On the way, Sweetie Belle and Tom got in a discussion.
"Hey Tom", said Sweetie Belle.
"Yes, my dear Sweetie Belle", replied Tom.
"I think you are the most nicest rock I ever met, and I am so sorry that I was so mean to you all of those days before I found out just what a nice rock you are"
"Well...Thanks Sweetie Belle, I am just so glad that we both appreciate each other now"
"Hey Tom?"
"Yes, Sweetie Belle"
"Are you... Are you ever going to leave us because I don't want you to go... I... I really like you Tom, and I never want you to leave"
"No Sweetie Belle, You know what... No I am never going to leave you or Rarity, I just hope that I can convince Rarity to like me more, but do not worry, I will not be leaving any time I know, and if I do it is only because I am going to do something for someone else"
"Okay Tom... I am just so glad that you aren't going to leave us. Thanks for comforting me, and Tom?"
"Yes Sweetie Belle?"
"I really enjoyed this day with you"
"Thanks Sweetie Belle... I really enjoyed this day with you too"
Hello! Hello? Is this thing on? Oh, good, okay hello, This is the boss man speaking. Umm, the other narrator broke into sobs so we are just going to give him about five minutes, and then he will continue the story, so ummm, ya just wait five minutes...
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Okay, Okay, I am done being manly back there, so where was--
"Hey Narrator?"
Oh, what now audience?
"We all know that you were crying back there"
What NO! Me? I don't cry. I am so manly that when I came out of the womb, I never even shed a tear.
"Well the boss put us all on hold because you were crying"
No! That was just my liquid pride going off again.
"Narrator, you just stole that from Shining Armor"
What? Where would you guys ever come up with a crazy idea like that?
"Whatever Narrator! We all know you were crying back there"
Ya okay audience... whatever you say? Psssh, stupid audience thinking I was crying. They don't even realize that I was making my daily bowl of nails without any milk.
"Whatever Narrator"
Ya whatever. Anyways, so Tom and Sweetie Belle all walked back home, and when they got inside Tom went up into Sweetie Belle's room, and tucked her in. They both said good night, and Tom went down stairs. He went into his bed, pulled on his covers, and before he went to sleep, he wondered why Rarity was taking so long to get back. I mean, Tom knew that Rarity usually took like one 20 minute episode, maybe a 40 minute episode to get back, but it had already been like two or three days. Something was up, and Tom would soon find out what.