OK GUYS!!!! SECOND CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!! SO HERE. WE. GO!!!!!! =D
Chapter 2
Mares or Stallions?
The next day, Rainbow Dash woke up looking ike she just had a hangover. Not that she would know, of course!!!! hehehe....
Anyways, Rainbow Dash, remembering what just happened the day before, slowly shuddered. She re-read the letter many times, just to make shure she was seeing it correctly. She was.
"So.... small recap of yesterday... I cried, I whined, Derpy heard me, she hugged me from behind, I got scared, I bit her hoof, I called her names, I broke her nose, I kicked her...... umm.... privates , I threatened to kill her and almost did, I got hit in the head with a muffin, and broke her heart. I wonder if she still loves me." Rainbow Dash sighed, thinking to herself.
"Well.... I HAVE been thinking..... I've only ever dated stallions, and they only seemed to end up stabbing me in the back.... Maybe I should take Derpy up on her offer."
*FACEHOOF*
"DAMN IT! I completely forgot about the fact that I just injured her physically and emotionally.... And that's just wrong! EWWWW!!! That's gross, dating the same gender pony! Isn't that illegal or something? UUGGHHH!!! WHY DO I HAVE SUCH MIXED EMOTIONS!!!?!?!?!?" Rainbow Dash glanced around to make sure no pony was around to hear.
"Well..... let's just break it down. The pro's....hmmm..... pro's pro's pro's.....Oh! It can give me an opportunity to try something new! I've never been with any pony but a stallion. Another one..... Derpy didn't seem like the type that would take advantage of her. Last, I find her pretty cute. Maybe even a little sexy! Mmmmmmm....." Rainbow Dash smiled. She didn't notice a little gasp that came from underneath her soft cloud. Then realizing what she just said.....
"...... WHAT THE BUCK! WAS! THAT!?!?!?!? Did I just admit my feelings about Ditzy to myself without realizing it? That's nuts..... but in a good way. But I don't think that i'm in good standings with a relationship with her anymore..... Considering I probably just lost my best friend and my lo...." She caught her muzzle before she said anything else. She could've sworn she heard someone giggling, but she decided to ignore it. It could've been an animal.
"Ugh, fine! I'm going. I'm gonna look for Derpy and explain that i'm sorry. But before that..... I gotta talk to Twilight." She shrugged, a giant blush on her face. Rainbow Dash got up, and left.
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DITZY DOO's POV
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"WHY!!!!!?!?!?!? WHY DID SHE DO WHIS TO ME!?!?!?" I yell at the top of my lungs. I went to nurse Redheart and apparently I have a broken nose. This is going to make my speech inpedement even worse than it already is. Bucking shit. I'm guessing it also makes me curse a LOT more.
"......I wish..... I wish I didn't supwise her.... I wish I just gave her the letter. Then nowne of this would've happened....." she whines with sadness.
I look at my hoof. There's a scar from where she bit me too! This is gonna make it a lot harder to get a mate now. I look down in sadness.
"......So.... I gwess she dowsn't wuv me....." I say, with tears starting to leak from my eyes. Then, I perked up my head.
"Wait a sec...... Maybe she was a wittle shawcked that I hugged her! Maybe she does like me and now she's sowwy that she did that! I'm gowing to see her again!"
I finally reach her cloud. I hear her talking to some pony, but there's no pony there! Maybe she's just talking to herself. I hide in the bushes, in fear of being caught. She doesn't notice me.
".....Maybe I should take Derpy up on her offer."
Before I had a chance to let out a little fan girl squeal, I heard a loud smack. I couldn't hear a lot of it, but I managed to pick up a few words.
"That's just wrong! .....Illegal......Gross......Same gender pony!.....MIXED EMOTIONS!!!!?!?" Rainbow Dash let's out a loud sigh.
I see Rainbow take a look around. Good thing she didn't see me! She continues talking to herself.
"Ok... So the pros.........Something something advantage...... Cute..... Even a little sexy! Mmmmmm...."
I gasp. What the hay!?!? She's attracted.... To ME!?!? Then I realize that the gasp was a little loud, but she didn't hear me.
"WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?" Rainbow Dash yells.
Oh no.... Did she hear me!!?!?
She said something else....
".....Considering I just lost lost my best friend and my lo...."
I giggled. Bad idea. I think she heard me!
"Going to look for Derpy..... Twilight."
I rush out of the bushes, quietly and quickly. This was going to be a good day, I just feel it!!!
Author's note: This was a pretty good chapter, considering it was created at 6:30 AM. =]