The Pinkie Parable

by TheNarrator

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This wasn’t the correct way to the employee’s lounge and Pinkie knew that perfectly well. She just wanted to prove that nopony could tell her where to go. Her point was proven, but she really did need to get back on track to the employee’s lounge.

Pinkie was so bad at following directions, it’s amazing that she wasn’t fired from her job already. It’s almost as if she couldn’t even read. Do you even understand the directions I’m trying to convey to you?

She felt so bad about missing out on the amazing story the narrator had planned out for her, that she decided she would punish herself. A set of elevator doors opened in front of her.

Pinkie stepped out of the elevator and continued down another short hall. She stepped inside a room where Princess Celestia was waiting beside an electric chair. She wore a black hood and was ready to perform her royal duties. Pinkie submissively strapped herself into the chair and awaited her fate. The disobedient pink pony clenched her eyes and braced herself for a terrible pain...

...but then nothing happened. Pinkie slowly opened her eyes to the execution room. Celestia was gone and her restraints were undone.

The Narrator had planned out Pinkie’s death before this story even began. She was doomed from the start. It was only through the intervention of a mutual third party that she was able to temporarily escape this fate. But this third party couldn’t protect her forever.

All choices had been exhausted and the only thing Pinkie would find at the end of the hall was her own death. But there is something that you can do for her! There is still one choice you can make.

She can be saved! All you have to do is STOP READING. Scroll back up! Hit the back button! Close the browser! Do anything to make this last choice count!