It didn't take long for the mech's to adapt to their new equin body's. They only stayed stood still looking blankly at their body when they exited the portel. It wasn't until a certain orange hick pony threw an apple at the robot's when they started walking again. They quickly grabbed their weapons and began causing mayham in the streets of ponyville. The orange pony was quickly transported by her unicorn friend before a crocket could meet her face personaly. The engineer only stood dumbfounded as the mecha engie layed down a teleporter as easyly as if he was in his normal human form.
"Well that just ain't right. How the heck am I supposed to make mah contraptions with out hands?" groaned the engie, he knew it was not going to be easy beating the robots without his hands. The engie in his frustation began to kick a wagon with all his might. To his surprise the metal peices of the wagon began to morph together taking the form of a level 1 sentry. "yehaa! Now I've seen everything." The engie not losing anytime kept kicking the makeshift sentry till it began to shift into a bigger more awesome looking machine.
"Great idea engie you put our líne of defence while demoman and I.." The soldier didn't get to finish his plans as a grenade was shot at their direction. The bomb landed under the makeshift sentry destroying it instantly. The engie was struck with grief and could only mutter "sentry down". No one really knows why the engie gets sad or angry when they mess with his machines the medic began saying to the team that the engie lost his children and wife along time ago that's why he loves his machines so much each machine signifies his lost family. The despencer is supposed to give life to those wounded like his daughter would with sick animals, the sentry represents his protective son always looking out for those who might hurt his family, lastly the teleporters represent his wife how she would always be their for her family no matter how far they were. When the engie heard this rumor he stayed quiet maybe it was true maybe it wasn't but the team only let the engie stay to himself whenever he looks or feels down.
"What the hell are you standing for hard hat make another damn sentry before we all get discharged!!" The engie snapped back into reality and began to kick another wagon. The robots were swarming Ponyville many ponys were squashed, shot, burned, and stabbed. The royal Canterlot guards came as fast as they could sadly spears and swords are obsolete compared to guns and rockets. The demoman being in his sober state planted as many bombs as he could he didn't care if he didn't know how he held his sticky launcher he just knew that he was able to do it like normal. Every and any robot stupid enough to walk upon the demoman's trap was blown to smithereens the demoman laughed as he did what he was raised to be a demolition man like his father and his fathers father and so forth and so forth. It wasn't until the sounds of clicking was heard the demoman frowned and began to run he was then being shot at from left to right "What the hell do we so I can't hold of all the tin cans bah mahself!" Screamed the demoman as he jumped in the back of a shack.
"A little help here. Guys I said I NEED HEL.." The scout not looking where he was going ran into a metal version of himself. He was then hit in the face with a fish. It didn't hurt him physically but confidence wise he was hurt tis the power of the Holy Mackeral that makes even the most confident of man turn into a humiliated sad sack of shitocky mushrooms. "Aw crap not the fish." Said the scout as he raised his scattergun he blew the metal impersonator to pieces. The scout was not the strongest or bravest in the team but he was quick he needed to be if he was going to be any help to his team. He never wanted to be a hired killer he wanted to be a baseball star but having the mouth of his made him hated by most people out of his brothers he was the youngest and weakest his mother treated him like a baby even when he was older he couldn't fight or talk his way out of problems. So he taught himself how to run, and by run I mean fast he was agile and could maneuver through the hussle and bussle of Brooklyn's streets. "There can only be one scout you freaking cheap impersonating robot." "Oh you think your better then the real thing think again yah piece of trash." The scout taunted the remains of the robots he killed he then saw the demoman standing in the middle of the street. He swooped down from the sky and landed in front of his teammate "yo stank breath why are you in the middle of the street?
The demoman only walked in front of the scout and hugged him. "Uh thanks man but why so loving all of a sudden." The demoman then looked into the scouts eyes and changed back into a spy. "Uh freaken robot spy get off of me." The robot impersonating rouge only stared deeply into the frightened scout and opened its chest plate. It's chest then started counting down letting the scout know that it was going to explode. "HELP HELP I SAID HELP." No one was around to help the scout he was going to die he didn't want to not like this he didn't even get the chance to lose his virginity life sucked so far for the scout maybe heaven was going to be good. The scout then began to embrace death with open arms..... I mean hoofs but fate is a mean angry women who right now smells like alcohol.
"Eh stupid metal...BURP... Piece of trash take dis an scram." The sun was over the scouts face he couldn't see who his savior was by the smell he could say it was demoman but the voice was more feminine. Berry punch hearing the screams of a little girl ran as fast as her drunken legs could take her. She grabbed her frying pan and put on her sunglasses she saw who was making the noise and layed the force of a million suns be brought down to the face of the metal spy with the help of the most over powered weapon a female could find in her house the all mighty frying pan.