Today was a normal day, well as normal it’s can be in Ponyville. But for a reason I fell like it’s will be a really bad day. ``Morning shy-shy`` I said tiredly, and she giggle.
``Good morning sleepy head.`` She nuzzling me.
No good morning Shard Hunter? That is rude you know I take my time to write your adventures and I get not thanks, ingrate
``What who the said that?`` I ask puzzled
I’m the author of the story you know the one who create you? Anyway that not important the readers don’t like your adventures so, I will replace you with a more interesting OC of mine. Is name is Gary he didn’t stop to bother me to be in a story.
``Wait you can’t do that! What will happen to me?!`` I ask furiously.
You will become a background pony I will use you for a few cameos or something like that. Anyway I had to replace you did you see how many dislike I have? It’s horrible! Anyway I’m rambling now get out of her Dream I have a new plot to write.
And like that I disappear and reappear in Cloud chaser and Flitter house. Confuse two type o memory add up in my brain but the new one was slowly erasing all my real memories. My vision was blurred when it’s clear I saw Flitter in front of me ``Oh! Hello Dream how was work today with the weather team?`` She was reading a book on the couch ask. Memory of me and Flitter and Cloud chaser in a marriage fill my head.
``Are you alright Dream you look confuse.``
``Oh it’s nothing I just made a weird dream this morning.`` I replied. ``I dream that I was a former human and that I was with a pregnant Fluttershy weird eh?``
``Yes really`` She said confuse and a little worried, but then she shrug. ``Anyway Pinkie invite you to the party for the new guy his name was Gary I think? You shouldn’t make Pinkie wait.``
``Oh thanks Flitter I will come back tonight`` I tried to kiss her, but as soon as I tried, pain hit my brain like a knife. I saw Fluttershy….A black dragon…. A strange griffin with a violin. I shook my head vigorously.
``Are you alright honey? Maybe you should rest today.`` She said worriedly.
``Nah`` I replied and this time I was able to give her a peek on the lips. A strange emotion hit me as I kiss my wife. Betrayal, why I am felling so bad about this? I’m married to her since two years ago I shouldn’t be disturb be a simple dream! ``See you latter Flit.`` I said heading to the pastry shop.
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``So then I invent a spell in three second to make me look like a giant making the dragon run like a crying foal!`` Everypony laugh at the alicorn tale except me. So he beat a dragon big deal I have help a revolution… A shot of pain hit my head again. Anne…Lucky…Time skip that bastard… And Blueblood. NO!, no it’s was just a dream you didn’t where in a war you’re just a weather pony.
``Hey buddy you’re alright?`` Ask Gary Stu.
``Oh yeah just a weird night that all.`` He nod understanding.
``So what is your name buddy? I’m Gary`` He said extending a hoof. I shook it.
``I’m Peace Dreamer I take care of animal… I mean I’m weather pony.`` He look at me strangely.
``You’re a little confuse my friend you know I invented a spell one minute ago to heal all that is possible in existence. I could cast it on you.``
``No, no it’s alright so what are you doing in life?``
``Well not too much after I save the world from all the villains in Equestria I became Fluttershy colt-friend.`` My blood began to boil in rage.
``Don’t you dare touch her she’s my!...Fillyfriend?`` Eveypony look at me strangely, Garry look at me angrily. Confuse and a little scare of myself I gallop out of the pastry shop. What the hay happening to me? Why did this dream seem so real? And why all my life seem so…Fake?
A simple weather pony is a lot more believable than being a freaking elementalist, but yet I’m not felling right in this reality. Again I felt a stab of pain…Kira…The first night me and shy made love. ARGH! I don’t care if it’s was just a dream I must go back were I belong this is not my place!
A intense light engulfed my vision in front of me was a tall hairless creature with clothes. He had a strange device in his hand, with a screen and a lot of button with the alphabet letters on it.
What is this?! I got complain of my fans that you threw a cameo of you and Fluttershy from my fail story in the middle of a important scene! You’re not suppose to remember how I am going to explain this to my new OC now?!
``I don’t get half of what you said, who are you?``
I’m the author retard! The one who is suppose to control this world! But apparently somepony don’t follow my script.
Wait he said controlling this world? He’s the one that take me away from my perfect… Well mostly perfect life! ``I want my life back!`` I scream furiously.
Never! No one love your life, I’m going to be popular with my next story, he let out a insane cackle.
``No pony love stories with a pony who is too perfect!``
Lie! You’re just jealous that the new pony is better than you! Now I will have to erase your memory again. I already had ten dislike because of your little stunt, you will regret this?
Pain and memory once again found my brain. Showing me trying to hurt the Mane 6 and killing innocent ponies in town. I must resist is trying to turn me into a villain! They are fake memories again. I tried to resist but after a while I collapse on the ground screaming in pain.
Suddenly all stop the fake memory and the pain where gone. I look at the ‘author’ he had cake in his face. ``How dare you turning my friend into a villain you meany pants!`` That voice… Pinkie pie?
Argh! Why do you attack me? You’re not suppose to see me, I’m the author only the ones who I want to see are suppose to look at me!
``I don’t care about your rules! I was very patient with you, but you turn my friend into a comedy of what they really are, they all love that new guy without even knowing him, I even play your game for a little while. But you dare attack Dreamy, you break his heart by making Fluttershy cheat on him for Gary. And now you want him to be a villain hate by everypony?! People like you are no better than Discord.``
All the pony in town was around us, Gary arrive at the scene when. ``What happening here?``
``Relax Gary all it’s alright.`` Said Fluttershy nuzzling him. These are our, nuzzles not his! How dare he!
``Bastard you stole my life!`` I scream. The crowd gasp.
``Oh my gosh, somepony insult me, that must mean he’s a villain with no emotion who don’t deserve to live!`` What is that stupid logic? Even I’m more intelligent than that and I’m pretty sure I’m retard at some times. The worst is that the ponies in the crowd was believing him how can they believe an idiot like that?
``Come fight me bastard! At least if you have the guts to little bitch!`` I scream
``Yeah come here meany pants we will resist the author lies!`` Pinkie Pie was at my side. The author face, contort in rage.
Look at that I have fifteen other dislike because of you two! Let begin this fight quick and I can kill you two and finally being able to have my fans!
``Pinkie our real enemies is the author Gary is just a pawn we have to beat him!`` She gasp in horror.
``We can’t do that it’s too risky the story would be cancel and we wouldn’t live anymore!``
``I’m sure we will find a way to continue come on Pinkie we can’t let this asshole control our lives like that!`` She through a moment and nod.
``Don’t forget me villains I’m the most powerful pony in the world you will feel my wrath!`` He shot a ray of magic at me, sending me slamming in a cottage. ``AHAHA I’m the best!`` The crowd cheer. He was interrupt by a familiar party canon. ``Wha?``
BOOM
The confetti’s send the alicorn on the ground. ``Pinkie why do you help him Gary is our best friend in the world!`` Scream Twilight in the crowd.
``No he’s not! Don’t you see it’s all a trick why do you think everypony love him so much and so fast?!`` Twilight tried to reply but had no response. ``And where is Brew eh?! She was your fillyfriend why are you trying to date him now?!``
``I don’t know who you’re talking about.`` She replied to the party pony.
Enough you were not suppose to be able to hit my OC he’s suppose to be early immortal but once again somepony is not following the script! Now I have three times more dislikes than likes I will have to cancel this story!
``No you will not bastard! This world will continue with or without you!`` I cried. Throwing a wave of water in his direction making him fall, on the ground and he threw the laptop away to not wetting it.
What!? You’re not suppose to have keep these powers, cheater!
I ignore him galloping at the laptop I tried to press the buttons with my hoof. ‘ASDSASDFDF’, Ok that didn’t work. I tried with the tips of my feathers. ‘Erase crowd’ The crowd around us disappear leaving me, Pinkie, Gary and Shard Hunter. Gary charge at me and threw a ball of flame. I counter him with a ball of water, when they colide the two orbs explode in unison, Gary took off in the sky in dive at me with his horn pointing on my direction. ‘Erase asshole’ Gary Stu disappear without a trace.
NO! My OC my precious pony how dare you! With him I would have been popular but no! Mister selfish want his little life back! Now I will cancel this pathetic excuse of a story you can all rot and see if I care this story is finish!
As soon as the words left his mouth some crack appear in the sky and all around us. Each time it’s touch something it’s erase it out of existence. Shard Hunter gave me a punch in the stomach and he took his laptop and he, disappear with a flash of light.
``Fuck were dead!`` I cried giving a punch in the dirt, I will never have my life back…Fluttershy I’m sorry we could have a good life but it’s look like some people didn’t want that. The cracks approach me I didn’t made a move, what was the point? I lost everything.
``Dreamy! I have a idea it’s risky but it’s our only chance!`` I totally had forgot about Pinkie. ``I can make a small hole in the fourth wall and connect it to your mind, but if I don’t do it properly you could go insane by all the information in it!`` I look around us, what do we have to lose?
``Do it Pinkie now!`` She nod, A small crack not noticeable by the naked eyes form on your PC screen.
``Thank you readers!`` Exclaim Pinkie confusing me. She then concentrate and then I felt information flooding my head, how break the fourth wall and how to write with my mind. Pain shot in my head I saw millions different internet sites my brain couldn’t handle it. I collapse on the ground.
``Just a little more It’s should be over soon Dream- AAAAHH`` She was interrupt by a crack erasing her.
``PINKIE!`` I cried in alarm, with all my adrenaline I tried to fight the pain and my head and recreated my world. The pain was now unthinkable it’s felt like somepony was throwing hammers on all the parts of my head. The crack were slowing more and more.
Then cracks all stop and slowly they began to disappear leaving me in a barely empty world. I close my eyes and let my memories guide me to rebuild the world around me.
An hour later I had finally finish and I fell on the ground from exhaustion, I heard hoofsteps and I was met by a crowd an Pinkie Pie in front of it. ``Dreamy you did it! You save the world by becoming the new author of your own story!`` The crowd look confuse but shrug it off.
``Yeah I’m happy all his back to normal, You heard that bitches!? To anyone who don’t like my life I don’t care my story have begun and you will not see the end of it anytime soon!`` Pinkie Pie cheer and the crowd look at each other like I was insane.
``Dream! Did you get in a fight again what did I say about going head first!`` A familiar shy angry voice said.
``Fluttershy!`` I tackle-hug her tightly she was taken aback but return the hug. ``I’m so glad to be back to normal.``
``What are you talking about Dream? You left the house just five minutes ago!`` She said confuse. Pinkie gave me a wink and I nod.
``It’s nothing shy-shy don’t worry about it everything is fine. It’s never been that fine`` I said tears of joy in my eyes.
THE END
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