Humans Invade Equestria

by marcosperezbromg


Introduction

In the year 2027, Millhouse; the current president of the United States has destroyed the world with industry and hate. He has removed the Bill of Rights and Earth is in chaos. That is until one faithful day changes everything.

======Viewpoint Millhouse======

I stood there at the podium ready to announce the new discovery to the people who can't use it.

"Douchebags and whores." Tons of people in the audience had rolled their eyes.

I love saying that.

"I present to you a new type of technology made by these four idiots."

I looked back and saw four frowning scientists.

Ha.

As if I cared if they were mad.

"A portal to a new world."

The portal had turned on and what I saw was stupid little peaceful world filled with sunshine and butterflies.

"Uck. Alright dumb-asses. Put on your space suits and let's destro- uh I mean explore this world."

I walked in and saw a castle built in the mountains in the distance and a village nearby.

There's life here?!

Not like I give a damn. I just want more factories.

We ran out of space on Earth.

I saw what looked like multicolored ponies prancing about in the village

"Well whoever is the caretaker of the horses here, they’re doing a horrible job."

I laughed at that but the others didn’t

"THAT WAS FUNNY! LAUGH NOW!"

They all started laughing like maniacs.

"What are you laughing about."

I love being President.

"Alright c’mon. Let's destro- uh I mean explore this place."

We started heading towards the village and there were tons of ponies everywhere.

One of them was light blue, had a horn, AND WAS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR ME!

THAT THING'S GONNA KILL ME!

I pulled out my revolver and aimed it at the light blue hostile until one of the scientist's tackled me to the ground.

"What the hell was that all about you dumb prick."

"Sir. That thing was not yet confirmed hostile."

"IT WAS HEADED STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME WITH THAT POINTY THING ON IT'S HEAD"

Then I realized the thing was in front of me.

It had stopped.

It was staring at all of us.

Then it opened it's mouth.

"Oh my goddess."

THIS THING SPEAKS ENGLISH!?

"HOLY BOLLOCKS!"

The thing jumped back in surprise.

"Hey Charlie. Hand me my tranquilizer."

Charlie had opened the case holding the gun and threw the gun at me.

The little thing spoke 3 last words before getting shot.

"What's that thing."

FWIP. Straight in the neck.

“Alright let's get this thing back in the lab.”

None of the scientists spoke a word as the light green thing was hauled onto Earth.

Then I realized something else.

I wanna know if the air there is breathable.

"Hey you."

I pointed at the moron who invented the portal.

"Get in there and test out the air. Make sure it's alright."

"But-"

"NOW."

The so called scientist rushed into the portal and took off his helmet.

"The air's fine here."

"Great. Now hurry up and help us get this alien into the lab."

I hurried into the lab with the alien carried by the scientists.

The set her up on a metal dissecting table.

"We'll dissect this thing after lunch. I'm starving."

=======Narrating=======

And with that, the poor pony was left in a dark room until a silhouetted human enters the room.