Ditsy seeing the Soldier collapse in front of her made her quite annoyed but she quickly sighed and began to drag his body to the nearest wheel barrel and began to place him on the contraption. She remembers how it took her about half the night trying to drag the strange male from the ditch and wondered how long it will take her this time. Ditsy was still quite baffled how this colt went on his own to look for his lost thing and beat up Ponyville's best athlete in the process and to add to that he did it while dressed like a "Robot?" it was just strange no other pony could match Applejacks strength. She was like a body builder or something, an unstoppable force, an immovable object, to get to the point she was strong. Ditsy stopped walking and started to look at Dinky and Soldier, they were sleeping like little foals it made her smile a bit but the smile quickly faded when she started to walk again.
"Who are you grey colt? You fit the bill on the description of Dinky's "father" you even look and act like how the fake would, it make's no sense how you just happened to fall from the sky on that exact moment Dinky made that wish." Pondered Ditsy, sure this colt was making her daughter very happy and making her think he's her dad, but what will happen when he has to leave. How will Dinky react when she wakes up and her father isn't there? Surely this colt can't stay with them he probably has his own life and was probably bonked on the head when he fell from the sky. He can't possibly believe that Dinky is his daughter thats...thats..thats just absurd....right?
Ditsy began to look at the colt again she then noticed that the colts wallet was falling from his coat Ditsy then picked it up and was contemplating if she should look inside.
"Don't look at it Ditsy you should just put it back." said the little angel on Ditsy's right shoulder.
"No look inside, you deserve to know who he is. You have been through enough things today to pass out on this opportunity, come on you know you want to." interjected the little demon on her left shoulder.
Ditsy was now in quite a pickle, she didn't know what to do she could find out who the mystery colt was but that was invasion of privacy and it just didn't feel right to do that. Well Ditsy made her decisions she just couldn't take it anymore she had to know.
Ditsy making sure the colt was asleep began to open the colts wallet. What was in the In the wallet was a few pieces of green paper, Ditsy began to look again in the wallet, she found some photos but of places that looked nice they photos even had names. One of the place's that looked nice was a place called Man co Manor, it looked nice and peaceful it was big and looked as if it was for a whole a family vacation. Ditsy began to get a bit annoyed with the lack of information untill a piece of nicely folded paper fell out of a hidden pocket.
"Now what is this?" whispered Ditsy as she began to open the paper, on it said the birth date of the colt and his name. After Ditsy read it she couldn't hold back her laugh.
"AHAHAHAAHA!" she was in tears, the colt she thought to be a stone cold soldier had the name of a woman. The soldier was rudely awoken by the laughs and so was Dinky.
"Who in gods green earth is causing me to lose my required sleep?!" yelled the soldier as he got out of the wheel barrel . The soldier quickly noticed that the pony had his mercenaries contract he felt mad for the invasion of his property but knew that he should have left it in a better place and saw that she was laughing at him it reminded him of kindergarten, he hated how it felt to be laughed at it hurt him then and it hurt him now.
"Jane Doe, are you secretly a girl?" mocked Ditsy, The soldier was now blushing for the first time in years from the embarrassment.
"Shushut up! It is not a girl's name. It is a very manly name. Anyways who are you to make fun of Maggot! You should talk you have an eye that makes googly eyes cry in comparison. Ditsy stopped laughing she then covered her eye and looked at the soldier.
"I may have a weird eye but at least I'm not a hired killer." Screamed out Derpy she then noticed that Dinky was confused.
"What do you mean by hired killer mom? Dad I thought you were part of Princess Celestia's Army?"
"Princess Celery?" said soldier in a confused tone. This was the first time he heard of this princess.celery.
both pony's looked at the soldier as if he was crazy. Who hasn't heard about the Princess of the sun. "She is the ruler of this place, silly we live under her rule she and her sister control the sun and moon." said Dinky as she looked at the soldier with tired eyes.
"That is not acceptable!" Yelled the soldier "I will ot live or let live anybody live in a hierarchy. Democracy's the way to go! I will personally take down those two pampas rulers and lay the foot of Freedom in their ass's "
thankfully Ditsy was near her house and pushed the soldier in it before anybody heard him say what he did sure it was late in the night and the clouds have covered the moon making the soldier revert back to his normal self. "Shush" said Ditsy looking at him "No one speaks ill about the princess' do you want to see the end of an executioners ax?"
"Screw that just tell me where these Princess are and I will show them why America is the best place in the world."
"What is this Amercoo you speak of?" asked Dinky while she wiped her tired eyes. The soldier almost fainted he will not et any of his offspring not know about the single greatest place on earth.
"Imagin it my child." said the soldier as he got near to Dinky and placed one of his hoofs at her side as he gave her a side hug "A place where freedom is given to you because it is your right, there is money at every corner and all the people are all nice." Dinky was amazed this America sounded like the greatest place on earth, but the soldier was not finished "They will feed you and treat you like equals, but they will then eventually stab you and call you a loser" Dinky's smile then lowered and began to quiver she didn't want to die, but the soldier kept talking "Yes and they won't stop there, they will also rob your identity and then go live your life as if you never existed"finished the soldier but found Dinky cowering at his side. the soldier just gave her a tighter hug and began to talk again. "But don't worry little one I will make sure to stick my foot in all their ass's before they could get near you. Want to know why I would do that?"
"Whwhy?" asked Dinky as the soldier lifted her up and began to take her to her room.
"Because you're my daughter and I LOVE YOU!! I will tell all the bad people who this is my Daughter and that NOBODY can touch her." Dinkys started to smile again but was quickly falling to sleep she gave the soldier one last hug before she went to sleep.
"I love you dad even if you have a girl name" whispered Dinky as she drifted off to her slumber.
"Dinky........ You are a great addition to my team it won't be long till you will best me in the ring of honor." and with those final words said the soldier with the girl name left. He never knew the feeling that he felt at that very moment was it um what do you call it hippies say it all the time.... oh yeah he felt the peace but it was strange for his whole life Jane thought that love was war now he knows that his love of Dinky was as much as his love of war. He laid his head on his bed and began to drift off to sleep.
"What a weak a pathetic show of amour I have ever seen." said a familiar voice while smoking a cigar but the soldier was already fast asleep before he could hear anything.