Screaming Eag...Pegasi!

by mineturtle


Adding intro to injury.

Ditsy or Derpy as everypony calls her has always been ridiculed by the other ponies. Since preschool to high school it was always because of those eyes of her's, she was a freak nopony played with her and no pony loved her, she was always alone but when she got older she learned how to stop caring about what others said she knew that if she reacted to the horrible ponies she would only be feeding the fire. When she was old enough to leave home she grabbed her bag, got some money that her father loaned her, and was out the door faster then any wonderbolt could.

Ditsy was now free from the shackles of her old self she could do anything she put her mind to. Well that's how she would have wanted to live by instead she got lied to by a stallion at a bar a few months after she moved out of her parents home. She thought that she had found her night in shining armor when he walked up to her, he told her how he was a Doctor who traveled all over Equestria helping ponies and other things when needed. Ditsy couldn't believe that this colt was real he seemed like a dream, he didn't make fun of her eye or even stare at it or anything. After a few drinks that the Doctor was so kind to pay for were finished, he told Ditsy if she needed a ride home it being late and Ditsy being drunk she agreed. She got onto the good Doctors ride and was sent home it was the best night she could have ever have but like all the disappointment in Ditsy's life it was a ruse. When she woke up she greeted by a stolen wallet, a sore nether region, and a note that said how ugly she was and to add insult to injury in the same note was the bill from last nights drinks. After the whole ordeal was over, she tried to track down the colt who did the do with but couldn't he never told her his name he just kept referring to himself as the "Doctor".

When she gave up trying to find the "Doctor" she was once again given the wonderful gift of a sucker punch to the uterus. She was putting all of her attention trying to find the "Doctor" that she didn't notice she hadn't got her period. After collapsing in the middle of a town she was sent to the nearest hospital and was kept in there until she gave birth. When she was given her newborn Ditsy couldn't find it in her to give the foal up, she named her newborn Dinky signed the legal papers and was happy again she didn't need no special "Doctor" to make her happy. She found a nice little home in the town that her daughter was born in and was quickly settled in many of her old classmates lived in the same town as well she was never friends with any of them but she was acquainted with them. She knew the rainbow maned pony, she was always the first to laugh when some pony tripped Ditsy or when they called her mean things, Ditsy never liked Rainbowdash to begin with she was always acting cocky she was always gloating when she did one of her pointless tricks she was a prick always has been always will. The other pony Ditsy recognized was one of the only ponies she knew who got teased as much as she was, it was a yellow coated pony with a pink mane who was always so quiet in class, she never talked in class and she was never seen flying when it was recess or lunch. The yellow mare was called Fluttershy, Fluttershy never did anything to Ditsy that would cause her to hate her so Ditsy was still unsure how treat her.

Ditsy couldn't find any job in Ponyville that required a physicist so she had to go with the best job she could get that was available. Ditsy didn't like being a mail mare but through time she grown attached to her job. Her daughter Dinky was growing very well being a bastard and all when she learned to talk she never asked who her father was she just stayed with her loving mother when she was home. Going to school was hard at first for Dinky but after getting used to everybody and making friends she loved it, Ditsy was proud that her daughter was doing good in school and she always found time at work to go see her little filly.

Life was hard for the single parent but she was living by day by day. Ditsy living in Ponyville for a good time now made friends with everyone her best friend tho was a carrot farmer who's name fit very well. Her name was Carrottop she to found most of the ponies in Ponyville very annoying. They laughed they cried and they lived by one another so they were always in one another's home when the day was ending. Ditsy down word life was now nothing but up hill for her she was lonely but happy, she was depressed that she can't get all the things Dinky deserves but she was still able to give her small things. Life was good and it was all because of Ditsy's hard work.
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A man's honor is very precious and must kept no matter the cost. No man lives by this rule as much as the soldier. He does not have or need a name. He was a man of honor, pride, and AMERICA!! The soldier was well not the brightest bulbs but he always had the best intentions. Ever since he was a little boy he was fascinated by war always played with toy guns and firecrackers, but as he got older his fascination became more of an obsession, he stopped going to school altogether and he tried applying to the army but when he was sent a letter saying they couldn't accept him because he never finished or even started high school he was devastated.

War was in his blood as he would say. He needed to be in the action when he heard that Germany and Japan has attacked American soil he bought his tour of duty ticket and went straight to France to go kill some Nazis. During the war the Soldier has forgotten his name he forgot who he once was, he didn't care he was in his element nothing could take that away from him.

When the soldier woke up in the crack of noon in a pile of dead nazi's he overheard some civilians talk how the war was over that America won. The soldier knew that was America was going to win but he didn't want the war to end, he wanted to go kill Hitler himself but he didn't know where he was so he went with the next best thing, he walked to Germany and killed bunch of German guys impersonating Hitler. Since soldier wasn't part of the army he didn't receive any medals or money for fighting in the war instead he got a pat on the back by some soldiers who saw him and a sandwich from the airport. When the Soldier arrived home he was behind his rent for about 5 years so he was homeless, he couldn't find a job anywhere that would hire a one man army so he had to find ways to live. He got many odd jobs he was a mall Santa, a lawyer who by the way had no knowledge of the justice system, and his favorite garbage man. As time passed the soldier got bored of civilian life he wanted to be in the action again so he decided to try mercenary work again no one hired him he was what you called a psychopath, sociopath, and mentally unstable anger fueled drunk. When his roommate Merasmus kicked him out for not paying rent the soldier went on a drunken rampage calling everyone maggets and shooting people with homemade rockets.

After a few heavy doses of elephant tranquilizer from the police he was sent to court to see what his punishment would be, the judge said that the "Soldier" was a menace to society and that he was to be sent to the psychiatric ward. Before the judge could hit his gavel, another idea was given a women dressed in purple said that she would pay for the mans freedom if he would join her group for a corporation that would oh so kindly like the company of the uniform wearing man. The soldier just hearing the word freedom was quick to accept because what's more AMERICAN then freedom.

When the soldier got out of the court he was soon beat up by a hooded group and was sacked, after a few kicks and screams the soldier gave up. When he was set free he was on a train with 9 other men who also looked quite beat up as well. The soldier quickly spoke up to greet the fellow people but was shushed as a television was turned on. On the tv was the silhouette of a women, she told the men on the train that they will now work for the Reliable Excavation Demolition company or RED for short. They were also told that the competition, Builders League United, also hired mercenaries that will try to kill the team. Many of the men started to disagree with the women, sure they were all hired killers but they didn't want to die. They were then told that the fear of death is not necessary thanks to Mann co's glorious revive-o-matic they will quickly be like the name says be revived. Upon hearing this the men quickly sat down and were content.

For 12 years the war between Team RED and Team BLU has been going on. Soldier was incredibly happy that he was in the heat of battle he has GIBD more people then he did back when he was in the world war. Soldier has gotten real medals when he won for Team RED and has gotten his fill of new weapons as well, he loved his life working with his team destroying the others in the fortress they worked at, it was like as if it were a "Team Fortress".