``Yes my name is Pinkie pie thank to remind me Dreamy, aren’t you excited? I finally got to threw a party just for you there are games like monotroty, pin the tail on the pony, cards games, there will also be food and drink, cupcakes, hot sauce, cakes and of course spiked punch. Thiswillbethebestpartyevereventhroughitrhowapartyalmosteveryday!``
I stuff a cupcake in her mouth to stop her blabbering. ``Pinkie this is not the type of thing you party about! And how do you even know about it?!`` I ask annoy but also curious about it.
``My Pinkie sense told me that somepony took it to the next level and I put two and two and two together and it’s added to you and Fluttershy.`` We both look at her like she was crazy, she bounce away and she put a song for the party.
We rejoin the rest of the gang, well I was rejoining them and I had to drag Shy who want to hide behind me. Rarity was the first to talk.
``I can’t believe she threw a party for that this so uncouth`` Everypony present roll their eyes.
``I find it it hilarious and congratulation by the way dude It’s was about time I must say`` Mark said while laughing.
``Didn’t she threw a party yesterday?`` I ask ignoring Mark comment.
``Pinkie always try to find out a way to threw a party yesterday was to have save the crystal empire and today… Well you know for what.`` Replied a blushing Twilight.
I sigh ``Well she it’s already threw the party it’s would be rude to run away.`` I made my way to the cupcakes the frost was the color of rainbow. I taste it and it’s was absolutely delicious it’s was like a combination of vanilla, skittle and apple. Pinkie remark me and come bounce at me.
``Do you like it do you, do you? The frost is made whit zap apple jams I keep some for special occasions.``
``It’s delicious Pinkie but that this is not a special like occasion.`` She gasp overdramatically.
``Are you kidding losing your virginity? happen only one time.`` At this point a spit the frosting of the cupcake in her face``
``PINKIE! Stop being so blunt about this! And how do you even now about this?!``
``You’ll never know`` She said whit her usual grin and she bounce away. Ok this is really creepy at least she’s not the type to go gossip like Rarity.
Equestria girls began to play everypony began to dance at this song, I dance Fluttershy and Brew dance whit Twilight the rest was dancing close of each other but everypony keep a safe distance from Pinkie. Twilight was absolutely terrible at dancing but no pony was caring we just had fun.
All too soon the song finish and I relax whit my fillyfriend as the other continue to talk to each other the both of us didn’t like the attention too much even if the party was for us. Twenty minutes of doing nothing Dash approach me. ``Dream I want you to talk to you`` She look at the canary Pegasus. ``Alone``. I nod
I began to trot alongside her and we got in a corner of the candy shop. ``Look I’m happy for you and Fluttershy, she is happy and I never saw her that assertive but she’s like a sister to me so it’s my duty to warn you if you ever hurt her I will fly you two kilometre in the air tie your wings and let you crash, once on the ground I will let Big Macintosh buck you till you look like a pancake do you catch that?`` I gulp very hard and shook my head up and down.
``Good we have a understanding you’re a cool guy see ya next time`` And she zoom at the other side of the patisserie. Ok that was extremely scary it’s me or even after all I have done these girls are able to keep me in leash?
I overheard a conversation between Applejack and Mark. ``So Mark ya didn’t invite y’are fillyfriend at the party?`` my ears perk up at that, Fillyfriend? Somepony is crazy enough to date that guy?!
``Nah Dinky Doo had homework and she need help so she stayed home.`` Dinky Doo don’t tell me he’s dating who I think he is.
``She is such a good mother ah have to admit ya’ll didn’t seem the type of guy who would want to stay with only one fillyfriend, and a mother nonetheless with how ya were acting with every mare in town.``
``I’m many thing but I wouldn’t never break the heart of Ditzy the poor mare had a enough difficult life as it is.`` I stop to listen at the conversation because Rarity want to have my attention.
``Youhou Dream I want to know what are you going to wear for the holyday?``
``What holyday?``
``But Nightmare night of course.`` she said a little surprise I didn’t know.
``It’s soon? I completely forgot about that! I think I have a idea I will go see you at your boutique when I’m ready``
``Of course darling ta-ta for now.`` She trot back to Twilight and Brew.
Later in the day everypony was drunk except me and we where tire of dancing so of course Pinkie had a plan to keep the party going. ``Alright everypony! I see you’re all tired of dancing so we will do my favourite part karaoke!`` Instantly everypony had a smile on their face. Lesson number one in Equestria the ponies love to sing.
The first one to go was Mark. He put some glowing headset I ask Twilight about it apparently since all the music from Mark come from Earth and that they were not available in Equestria she develop a spell that could take the music we have in our heads and put in the machine. These ponies never cease to amaze me.
``This song id for my good friend Rainbow Dash`` Announce Mark.
``If you’re strong you can fly
You can reach the other side
Of the rainbow It’s all right
Take a chance ‘cause there
Is no circumstance that you
Can’t handle when you your mind
Sonic boom’ Sonic boom, Sonic boom
Trouble keep you running faster
Sonic boom, Sonic boom, Sonic boom
Save the planet from disaster
From the dark to the light it’s
A supersonic flight gotta keep it going!
Sonic boom, Sonic boom, Sonic boom
Trouble keeps you running faster
Sonic boom, Sonic boom, Sonic boom
Save the planet from disaster
Sonic boom, Sonic boom, Sonic boom
Spinning throught the world in motion
Sonic boom, Sonic boom, Sonic boom``
We all stomp our hooves on the ground as the song finish. Rainbow Dash had a smile, cheeky bastard everyone know to make Dash happy you only have to boast her already big ego
``Dangit Mark we didn’t need Rainbow to brag more than usual`` Scoff Applejack Mark gave her a sheepish smile.
The part continue Pinkie pie was next to sing, she was singing song that she made on the spot. I notice that Fluttershy was more… Friendly than usual, she nuzzle and gave hug to me and the girls, must be the alcohol that made her act like that. ``I love all of you so much right now, you all deserve a kiss come here everypony`` her voice extremely slurred and before we knew it she fall on the ground asleep in a few seconds.
I put her on my back as she snore softly. ``I think she had enough drink for tonight I should go home goodnight everypony``
``What! But it’s too soon come on you didn’t even drink the punch.`` Said Pinkie over the microphone.
``I don’t drink Pinkie and I can’t simply let Fluttershy here she’s exhausted.``
``No, no, no it’s not the first time Fluttershy she usually woke up after a few minutes and she want to party please come on you can even relax in a corner if you want.`` She gave me her puppy eyes and as if it’s wasn’t enough she was able to do the sound of a whimpering puppy.
``Ergh fine! I will try your punch but don’t expect to drink in your other parties`` She grin ear to ear and I heard a squee. I place Flutterhy on a couch close of the table and I took a cup of punch, taste it the punch itself was had more sugar than the regulars ones but then again not surprising coming from Pinkie what surprise me was the taste of salt.
``I was thinking this was alcohol why do this taste like salte?`` Mark was the one to respond for me.
``You see alcohol have no effect on a pony it’s salt that get them drunk`` I gave I’m a disbelieving stare. ``I know I was surprise the first time too.`` I drank the rest of the cup, I think it’s wasn’t that bad I drank a second one and I was my vision became more blurry as the salt took effect.
``Eheheh whoops, I forgot to tell you Pegasus tend to be lightweight.``
``C’est okay j’aurai pas du boire deux d’un coup aussi.`` Everypony turn silent to look at me curiously. ``Quoi? Est-ce que j’ai quelque chose sur le visage?`` I dumbly ask as I ran a hoof on my face.
Rainbow put a hoof on her mouth to try to stifle a laugh which she fail miserably. ``Pfftbahahahah Dream is talking prench.`` On her side Rarity eyes were practically sparkling and nopony noticed that Fluttershy was slowly waking up.
``Why didn’t you never said me you speak prench? I know a few words only to talk fancy but I could learn so many thing from you!``
But I ignore all of this in my drunken state the only thing I want to do now was singing.
``Pinkie pie je veux chanter donne moi le micro.``
``What? Can somepony translate me I never learn prench`` Rarity said that i want to sing and Pinkie pie let me take her place i took the magical headset, and I through of the perfect.
``Cette chanson décrit parfaitement ce que je recent envers Equestria`` With that a tribal song began to play in the speakers and I began to sing one of my favorite made be Disney.
``Put your faith in what you most believe in
Two worlds, one family trust your hearth
Let fate decide to guide these lives we see
A paradise untouched by man
Within this world blessed whit love
A simple life they live in peace
Softly thread the sand below your feed now
Two worlds, one family trust your heart
Let fate decide to guide these lives we see
Beneath the shelter of the trees
Only love can enter here a simple life
They live in peace
Raise your head up lift high the load
Take strength from those that need you
Build high the walls, build strong the beams
A new life is waiting but danger no stranger here
No words describe a mother’s tears
No words can heal a broken hearth
A dream is gone but where there’s hope
Somewhere, something is calling for you
Two worlds, one family trust your hearts
Let fate decide to guide these lives we see``
The first one to applauded was Fluttershy who was now fully awake she was follow by the hooves of the other. ``Do this mean you consider us like family?`` I nod whit a smile.
``Bien sure vous êtes la meilleur chose qui mes arriver dans ce monde`` Sudenly a familiar regal voice let herself know.
``You were right Dream even if there a few difference but the song did represent well my fair country that I work hard to prosper.``
``Princess Celestia?!`` Twilight exclaim with a gasp. ``We are honoured to see you but what are you doing here?`` Ask Twilight.
``Well I wanted to see what were the progress of Dream with is training.`` She then look at the banner. ``But it’s look like you have something else to celebrate.`` She said with mirth in her voice. Everypony gave a glare at Pinkie.
``What?``
``Je peux vous montrer ce que je peux faire princesse`` I realise that i talk french again. ``I mean-`` But Celestia lift her hoof to stop me to talk.
``You don’t need to translate for me it’s one of my jobs to learn the many languages of the others country, I’m a little surprise you were able to hide your maternal language this long.``
``Vous le saviez?``
``I’m good to pick the little details when somepony is speaking it’s help when I question some suspects.`` She said sadly the room was silent. ``Anyway the response is no you must be tired after this party I will come tomorrow see what you have learn.`` Her horn glowed and she disappear in a flash of light.
``Tu veux allez a la maison Shy?`` Fluttershy nod tiredly and I support here as we quit the party. ``On se voit demain Rarity j’aurait surement une idée pour mon costume.`` With that we were gone.