Jak and Daxter: The Equestrian Front

by distortedtruth92


Remember How To Roll?

“Who is it, Twi?” Jak hears someone, er, somepony ask.
Twilight looks back at Jak and motions for him to join her in the doorway. Upon entering the house, Jak notices that he is, in fact, standing in a library. Shelves of books are pushed against the walls. The only thing that Jak can think of is how Samos would love this place. “This is Jak and his friend, Daxter. They are beings from another dimension.” Twilight finishes the last with the air of someone giving a school report.
Jak looks to the middle of the floor to see five ponies and a lizard sitting in a circle. All are staring at Twilight with wide eyes, as if she's gone mad. Then, all at once, they start laughing. Jak looks at Twilight with a slight grin. “Well, you didn't expect them to believe you, right?”
“Um, well, maybe a little.” She blushes.
Daxter hops off Jak's back and strolls over to the bag of marshmallows sitting in the middle of the circle of ponies, throws one into the air, and catches it in his mouth. “Mmmm, hey, Jak, these are good. I can't remember the last time I had a marshmallow.”
The five ponies and the lizard all snap the eyes to Daxter. “D-did that creature just talk?” the yellow pony with the pink mane and tail asked.
“What?” Daxter responds through a mouthful of marshmallow. “You ain't never seen an Ottsel before?”
“N-no.”
The other ponies all move there gazes to the yellow pegasus, as is surprised that she did not know what type of creature he was.
“Jak speaks up. “What Twilight said is true. Dax and I are not from this dimension. When we got thrown out of the portal I assumed the shape of the dominant species. That is, a pony.”
The cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane flies up to Jak and pokes him on the chest with a hoof. “You don't seem like an alien to me.”
Jak rolls his eyes. “Fine lets just pretend I'm another pony, who doesn't know anything about the world he is in. How's that.”
Twilight breaks in, “Oookaaay, Jak why don't you have a seat and we'll get introduction out of the way.”
“Fine by me.” He walks over to and empty spot of floor in the circle and sits down between a white unicorn with a purple mane and an orange earth pony with a blonde mane who is also wearing a stetson hat.
“So,” Twilight says as she looks around at her friends, “Jak is here to learn about our culture, and we are meant to teach him. So, I think we should all introduce ourselves and the Elements we represent. I'll go first. My name is Twilight Sparkle and I am the Element of Magic.”
The cyan pegasus, who had landed next to Twilight spoke up, “I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flier in all of Equestria.” She finishes with a smug look. At a look from Twilight she continues, “Oh, and I'm the Element of Loyalty.”
The orange earth pony next to Jak is the next to speak up, “Ah'm Applejack, an' Ah'm the Element o' Honesty.”
The ponies look at him next. “Um, I'm Jak, and, uh, I guess the most interesting thing about me is that I saved my world, uh, five times.”
The ponies all look at him with surprise written plainly upon their faces.
“Did ya say five times, sugar cube?” Applejack asks.
“Well, actually it was me,” Daxter interjects. “He's just my sideki-.” He interupted by Jak hitting him on the back of the head with a hoof. “Ow, you know that hurts a lot more when you have hooves.”
Jak has enough grace to look ashamed. “Sorry.”
Next, the white unicorn speaks up. “It's a pleasure to meet you, darling. I am Rarity, and I am the Element of Generosity.”
Hardly a second after she finishes, the pink earth pony, who has been quiet up until this point burst out at the speed of sound, “I'm Pinkie Pie and I'm the Element of Laughter. We gotta throw you a party. When will-mmmph.” Applejack reaches over and shoves a hoof in Pinkie's mouth, and looks at the last pony, the yellow pegasus with the pink mane. She hides behind her mane and Jak has to lean in close to hear her.
“I'm Fluttershy, and I'm the Element of Kindness.”
The lizard speaks up next. “I'm Spike and I'm a dragon.”
Jak looks around to all of the ponies and the dragon. “Well it is very nice to meet all of you.” He stands up. “I'm going to go for a walk. Get a feel for the town. I'll be back shortly.” He walks out of the door without giving them a chance to respond. Daxter jumps up and runs to Jak to climb on his back.
Jak walks for fifteen minutes before Daxter speaks up. “Hey, remember how to roll?”
Jak rolls his eyes. “Daxter, we are not doing that this time. I mean you do this at the beginning of every adventure.”
“Well, that's true, but still. Any idea what we're doing here?”
“Not in the slightest. But, as I see it, why not enjoy ourselves while here.”
“I second that. Besides, that Twilight chick is pretty hot.”
“She's a pony, Dax.”
“And so are you. What's the problem? I actually prefer that Rarity. Wow, isn't she the looker.”
Jak just laughs. “Good luck with that.”
“Oh, no one can resist the Daxternator when he turns his charm on.”
“And how has that worked out for you in the past.”
Daxter looks thoughtful for a second, “Tess didn't seem to mind.”
Jak laughs again. “C'mon, lover boy, we should start heading back. We need a place to sleep.” He starts to head back to Twilight's house.
“Hey, seriously, though. You think I got a chance.”
“Sure, Dax. Sure.”