HRH Princess Luna of Equestria
The Royal Palace
Canterlot
Your Majesty:
It appears I was in error about the position being offered. It was not an opening for a barrister—it was for a barista at the recently opened Starbuck’s franchise across the road from the library.
My first customer ordered a venti two-thirds decaf low-fat soy caramel macchiato with whipped cream, mocha sprinkles, and a sprig of hay. And a cranberry orange-peel scone.
I walked out five minutes later.
Pointlessly,
Penumbra Noctis