They say things happen for a reason, and immortals know that better than anyone.
Not me, ever since I took this job I never understood it, why the good die young and the evil live for what seems like years. Anywho the author guy asked me to write this last chapter for this long overdue story, I mean come on he has got other things to work out like his chess game stories and Bad Crowd! So let’s get started.
---After my temper tantrum and Twilight’s funeral (I could not write that :( )
Canterlot was bathed in darkness as I walked through it’s empty streets, sometimes I would run into a guard and try and get him to break his focus as this was a running game Dash and I had going. After a while I had found my way back to the castle, the home Spike and I had taken up after Twilights passing. I said hi to the guards as I walked in and flew up onto the main towers balcony. “Oh how the mighty have fallen.” I sighed in annoyance as the dark voice chuckled.
“Whaddya want Shadow? Ya know come to think of it I haven’t seen you since that time you tried to kill me with a ursa Major, how are ya?” I turned to him, he was wearing a black overcoat and held a spys knife in his hand.
“Oh fine, I've just been working.”
“And by working, you mean finding a way to make my life harder?” He nodded and I sighed. “Great, wanna give me a hint? Or be a dick and not tell me?”
“I’ll go with the later.” He laughed mockingly. “Now back on topic I didn’t think you're adopted would die of natural causes, I honestly thought I would have been the one.” I growled at that comment.
“And you know I would have sent you right to the void if you had done that.” I growled at him, unamused at his comedy, it would have been funny if I was evil, but I’m not so bugger off. “I’m heading back today, so you have to come with.”
“Damn, at least let me go get my bomb first.” I glared at him with all the hate I could muster. “I’m kidding, I hardly know how to make a bomb, let alone set it up.” I facepalmed and walked past him into the royal chambers. “Hey!”
“You know, if Tia finds you in here there will be hell to pay.” I gave him a side glance with a grin.
“Please, shes like a flashlight to me.”
“A flashlight that could burn right through you with the power of the sun.” I shot back.
“Tosha.” He mumbled. “If you're leaving I have to stick around so I don’t get left behind and get thrown into the void.”
“Cause thats the only thing that matters...” I spoke with sarcasm dripping off my voice. “Let me write a note real quick, then we’ll be off.” I pulled a piece of paper out of a drawer beside the huge ass comfortable bed and began writing.
Dear Celestia and friends,
I leave you this note to tell you I have returned to my world, Pinkie stop crying. Anyway I bet my immortality it was my fault, for, you know. So I’m leaving before anything else happens that makes my everlasting life harder. I wish I could have written something more heartfelt and long but Shadow is getting hyper and filing drawers with bananas.
So, farewell my bestest of friends, I’ll send postcards and cakes.
Forever yours, Kurosawa the dark guardian.
P.S Don’t open the second drawer on the nightstand, it has snakes.
I set down the paper and quill I just spawned and glared at Shadow. “Stealing my jokes you dick waffle? Revenge shall be mine, but not know. Goodbye Equestria! WE LOVE YOU!” And with that, I cast the spell for a portal and dragged Shadow through.
The end!
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Not even close ;)