Twins in equestria
Ch. 5: Escape from Canterlot
The day after the fight, in the cell.....
"Okay okay, I spy with my little eye..." Mark said. "Mark, shut the fuck up." Matthew snapped at Mark. "Hey don't blame me for getting us in here! You must have done something to piss them off to the point where they nearly bit my leg off. Besides, they wouldn't do anything seriously bad to us. They're just ponies right?" Mark questioned. "Yeah, I suppose you're right about that...Well, what do we do now?" Matthew asked. I don't know." Mark replied. "Hey! Quiet in there!" The jailor told the twins. "Fuck you bitch! Eat a sack of baby dicks motherfucker!" Mark yelled at the pony. "Mark! Calm down, we gottta find a way to get the heck outta here."Matthew told Mark quietly. "And I think I have one." Matthew said. "Alright then, what do you have in mind?" Mark asked.
(In the throne room.)
"Celestia, why do we not banish those two bafoons now?!" Luna questioned. "Because dear sister, those two don't have any will to bring evil. They are harmless." Celestia assured her sister. "Fine. Just so you know, if anything goes wrong, it's your fault." Luna warned her sister. "Hehe, it's funny when she gets upset." Celestia chuckled to herself as she walked out of the room to join her sister.
(Back in cell.)
Matt, are you sure this is gonna work?" Mark asked uncertainly. "Don't worry champ, I got this under control." Matthew told Mark. "Hey! Sir! Over here!" Matthew called to the jailor. "What do you want?" Questioned the guard. "Can Mark go to the bathroom? He needs to go bad." Matthew pleaded, with Mark was groaning on the floor. "Fine. Stay where you are though, I'm unlocking it right now." The guard ordered Matthew. When the guard finally unlocked the door, the twins grabbed the guard and pulled him into the room, and the sound of punching and kicking could be heard coming from the cell. "Alright, we got the keys. Now what, genius?" Mark asked. "Now, we get the heck outta here." Matthew replied. "Hey Wind Crest! It's time to switch posts, so I'm coming down." A guard yelled, trotting down a set of stairs that led to the cell's room. "Fucking shit, what do we do?" Matthew worried. "I'm guessing this wasn't part of of your plan?" Mark wondered. "Noo, really?" Matthew told Mark. Matthew looked frantically around the room, until he saw his prayer of an answer. "You gotta be kidding me." Matthew muttered. When the guard finally arrived, he saw Wind Crest sitting in the corner of the jailroom, with sunglasses on. "Um, Wind Crest? What are you doing?" The guard asked, his voice very gruff. "Uh, nuthin much. Just watching those things, makin sure they don't try anything funny." Matthew imitated the unconscious guard's voice horribly, while using strings to hold up the pony and having Mark hoist hold his brother on his shoulders, grunting in pain. "Are you alright?" The guard asked, taking a hoof forward. "W-what makes you say that?"Matthew asked, moving the guard away from the other one. "Your voice isn't as low as always. Why is that?" The guard questioned further, slowly advancing to his comrade. "Uh.....Sore throat?" Matthew said sheepishly. 'Goddammit Matthew! Why didn't he let me talk instead?!" Mark thought, still holding Matthew up with frustration. "You were fine before this." The guard stated. "So.." Matthew said. "Something's off about you.", said the guard, passing by the shocked twins. "You're wearing sunglasses. You always hated sunglasses." The guard added now upclose to the sleeping soldier. "Well then..." Matthew whispered. Matthew then quickly got off Mark and the two ran at the guard. "Wind Crest are yo- GUARDS!!!!! GUARDS!!!!!! THE PRISONERS HAV- OOF!" The guard yelled before getting tackled and pummeled unconscious by the two brothers. "You talk too much." Mark said. "Alright Mark, do you remember the way out when we were put here?" Matthew asked Mark. "Hell if I know. The first time I was here I was chased out, and this time I just didn't pay attention." Mark replied. "So then we go the old-fashioned way?" Matthew asked again. "Eeeyup, and we got the keys." Mark said, twirling the keys with his finger. "Alright. Let's do this."
There were two guards patrolling the hallways, but stopped when they heard two voices yell-
"LLEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JJEEEEENNNNNKKKKKIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The twins shouted, bursting through the door with the key and took off in another hallway. "GUARDS! THE PRISONERS HAVE ESCAPED!" Yelled one of the guards for all stallions to hear. Suddenly, the whole castle was flooded with guards. "Aww shit! Not another fight!" Matthew wailed. "Shut up and run you jackass!" Mark shouted at Matthew. The two into some sort of office. "Mark , they're gonna find us." "No they won't. Now shut up." Then it got silent. Mark slowly moved to the door and turned the knob open. Matthew scooted back from the door. Mark peeked out to see if anyone was there. "There's nobody here." Mark said. What the?! Hey! Who are you two?! What are you doing- wait a minute. You two must be the prisoners! Surrender in the name of Celestia!" A well known voice said from behind them. Mark and Matthew glanced behind them to see a furious Shining Armor behind them. "Who sent you here? Answer me!!" Barked Shining Armor. "Umm... nobo-" Matthew said before getting inturrupted by Mark. "He'sadeadmanjustlikeyou!!" Mark quickly yelled at Shining Armor, before throwing a random vase to distract him. The two began to run away from Shining Armor. "Very well. I always preferred the hard way." Shining Armor said, taking off after the two. "Shit! Run! Run! Run!" Mark cried. "You can't escape! I am captain of the royal guard!!" Shining Armor yelled as galloped after the humans, slowly catching up to the boys. "Matt, move your ass! He's getting closer!" Mark yelled. "I can see that!" Matthew yelled back. The boys continued sprinting, switching hallways with Shining Armor hot on their trail. "Take that door over there!" Matthew told Mark as he pointed to a door. "No need to tell me twice." Mark said, unlocking the door as fast he can. "There you are! I got you now!" Shining Armor yelled at them, before galloping towards them. "Mark, hurry up! He's coming! Matthew exclaimed. "I'm going as fast as I can!" Mark replied. "I told you before, you can't escape! I'm CAPTAIN of the ROYAL GUARD!" Shining Armor yelled, grinning like a madman. "I got the door open! Damn confusing keys..." Mark said as the twins got in the room. "Oh no you don't!!!" Shining Armor yelled making a lunge for the door, but was too late, as he smacked straight into the now locked door. "I know you're in there!!!" Shining Armor roared, getting back up and proceeding to hoof the door down. "Block the door!" Mark told Matthew, as he pushed tables towards the door, blockading it. "You're only extending your punishments!" Shining Armor yelled as banging intensified by his magic. "Mark! I can't hold it much longer!" Matthew told his brother. " here. Move out of the way." Mark ordered as he moved an entire bookshelf to the block the door. "Phew. That was close." Mark said. "Come out and face me you cretins!" The enraged captain yelled. "Um, how about no?" Mark replied. "When I get in there, I'm gonna make you regret ever saying that!" The stallion raged. "Matt, we better get out of here." Mark said, opening a window. "Like hell I'm climbing out!" Matthew said. "Hmm? You say something?" Mark said as he was already outside.
BAM!!!!!
The door finally gave in and broke, letting in a very angry Shining Armor. "Where are you?!" He screamed, until he noticed an open window, but by the time he looked out, the Twins were already gone. "Well, that was fun." Mark said as the two were heading down a path that lead to the city of Canterlot. "Mark, we got another problem." Matthew said. "And what is that?" Mark asked. "How do we get through the town without being noticed? Matthew told him. "That I have no idea. The guards are probably still at the castle." Mark replied, as they approached the town gate. "But we're not." A calm voice came from behind them. They turned to see both Princess Celestia and Luna staring at them. "Where does thou think they are going?" Luna questioned. "If you must know, we're going to see Ophelia." Mark said. "Ophelia who?" Celestia asked. "Ophelia Hiney." Mark answered. "Oh feel my hiney?" Said a dumbfounded Celestia, as the boys laughed while running into the town. "Tia? Tia!" Luna yelled, snapping Celestia out of her confused state. "What? What happened?" Celestia asked once again. "Thou was in a trance, while those things went into the town. They're getting away!!" Luna informed her elder sister. "Right, you take the quiet one. I'll get the one that pulled a fast one on me." Celestia ordered and the royal sisters took to the skies, in search of their targets.
(Activate "Escape from the City" BGM.)
"Well this is going just great!" Mark said sarcastically. "Less talk, more running!" Matthew said. The two Twins ran through the bustling streets of the town a high-class ponies. "Ahh! What is that?! Watch where you're going! Do you mind?!" The ponies cried, as they were all getting either bumped, pushed, or shoved out of the way. It wasn't long before they heard Luna's booming voice. "Aha! Now we got you! Sister! Over here!" Luna shouted. "Aww crap!" Matthew whined. "Matt..." Mark said. "What?!" Barked Matthew. "Get that ass moving!!" Mark yelled. They increased their strides, but it was no use,. Luna was closing the gap between them. 'Fuck! There must be something that can help.' Mark thought
"Pie!!! Get your fresh pie here!!! 12 bits for one of the finest pies in Equestria!!!" A random pie maker shouted, while holding up a pie with his hoof. 'That'll come on handy.' Mark thought. He quickly snatched the pie and tossed it gently to Matthew while they ran. "The hell's this for?!" Matthew asked. "You'll see." Mark replied, before noticing a very random scooter that belonged to Scootaloo. 'Perfect.' Mark thought to himself. He grabbed the scooter from Scootaloo, pulled Matthew onto him and jumped onto the scooter. "Hey that's mine!!" Scootaloo yelled at the twins. "Mine now bitch!! Hahahahaha!!!" Mark laughed, until he remembered about Luna, who was even closer than before. "Go go go!!!" Matthew exclaimed. The boys then started going down a hill gaining speed and distance away from the lunar princess, all the while holding onto the scooter for their lives. "Holy shiiiiiiit!" Mark screamed. Then they went on flat ground. "Oh god that was freakin awesome." Mark said, while Matthew was shaking in fear. They looked behind them to see that Luna wasn't there. "What the?" Matthew said, puzzled. "Looks like we got away." Mark said laughing, until he was tackled down a few meters by a white blur, revealing Celestia on top of him. "Gotcha." She said. Luna simply flew down next to a suprised Matthew. "Well I believe I should send a message to elements to come here. I do believe it's time for us to introduce ourselves." Celestia said smiling, as she got up and helped Mark to his feet. Matthew and Luna simply stared awkwardly at eachother, until Matthew held out the pie to her.
"Pie?"
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Hey guys how do y'all like the story so far? Please leave some comments at the bottom if you don't mind and if you have questions about the story or the main characters, do not hesitate to ask, though if it's about Mark, ou can ask Blazefire, for he's the co-writer of this story. Anyways that's pretty much it, enjoy the story hope you like it.
Here's a sneek peek of next chapter
Meanwhile, the two brothers were waiting inside the throne room. "The fuck are they?! They should've been here by now!!" Mark said. "Calm down Mark! No need to be impatient." Matthew told Mark.
Suddenly, the Mane Six came bursting through the door. "Princess Celestia! We came as fast as we co-" Twilight immediately stopped, noticing how it was only the twins in the room with them. "What have you done with the Princess?!" Twilight demanded. "The fuck are you talking about?! We didn't do shit!!" Mark replied. "Why should I believe you/!" Asked Twilight. "Uh....because I'm super badass?"