Twins in Equestria
Ch. 4: The Big Brawl
"Put down the scroll now, and i promise i'll knock you out quick!"
Matthew looked up to see the ponies at.......Mark? "Maaarrk!!" Matthew screamed. "There's two?!" Twilight shouted in confusion. Mark then dashed through the crowd, which was pretty easy, due to them being terrified. "Matthew!" Yelled Mark, as he grabbed Twilight's horn tightly. "Yeoow!!! Let go of my horn!! Let go!!! Let go!!!" Twilight wailed. "Get him out of that crap! Unless you want a species change!" Demanded Mark. "Ok! Ok! I'll release it!" Cried Twilight, releasing Matthew from the bubble looking prison. "One more thing! We're guys, not its!"Mark said, before knocking out Twilight with a karate chop to the back of the head. "TWILIGHT!!!" Shouted the other girls. Matthew then rose to his feet and walked next to Mark." Well that was close. Now let's get out of here." Matthew said to Mark. "Hey!!! Nopony hurts my one of my friends!!!" Roared Rainbow Dash, who took to the air and lunged at Mark.
(insert random fight bgm: Run around- Digimon adventure trololol)
"Oh crap!!! Mark! Lookout!!" Matthew yelled, pushing Mark out of the way, grabbing the incoming pegasus and slamming her to the ground. "Rainbow Dash!!" Exclaimed Applejack, pulling out a rope from nowhere and roping Matthew's leg, sending him to his feet. "You redneck bitch!!!" Raged Mark, tackling Applejack into a cartoonish dustkicking fight, with Pinkie joining in as well. "You're mine!!!" Yelled Rainbow, jumping onto Matthew, hoofing him all over his head. "Ow!! Get off! Freak'n lesbian! Get off!" Matthew roared, throwing her off him, but was rammed by Cloudchaser. "Get away from her, you monster!" She barked. "Oh don't worry you'll get your fair share as well." Stated Matthew, before getting hit by both Thunderlane and Flitter. "Just try it." Challenged Thunderlane, joined by Cloudchaser, Flitter and Rainbow. "I'll take on all of you at once.(reference)" Matthew snapped at them, before advancing.
Just a distance away, the dustkicking fight was still going on, now including Rarity, Derpy and Berry Punch.
"*CHOMP!!! aaaaAAAH!!! YOU FUCKER!!!!!"
"*CHOMP!! OW! My hoof!"
"*OOPS! My bad!"
"That's it!!!!" Mark shouted, rolling out of the sphere of hoofs and hindlegs, only to turn and see Big Mac (slightly above his waist) and Cheerilee, staring at him. "Y'all just aren't gonna give me a fucking break, are ya?" Mark said, getting bucked by both ponies, sending him a small distance. "Eenope." Big Mac said flatly, approaching Mark. "huh, gotta thank cartoon effects, or else I would've been out before this fight even begun. Alright, let's dance, Clifford." Mark said boldly. Bic Mac lundged at Mark, who quickly side-stepped the attack and punished with a left hook to the muzzle, that is, until Cheerilee came up from behind and bucked the back of one of Mark's legs. Mark almost fell, but used his other leg for support, until he was instantly slammed down by the weight of Big Mac." Oh fuck! We're goin down!! But not without knocking someone else out!" Mark said, kicking Big Mac off, right before pouncing on him. "Let's see how you fucking like it!!!" Mark yelled, raising his fist to punch Big Mac square in the face, but was cut off as he saw rope quickly go on his hand, pulling him off. "G'it off'a m'ah brother, you creep!" Applejack shouted. " I have a name y'know" He snapped at country mare. "Now everypony!! G'it em!!!" yelled Applejack, as Mark began being bombarded by a good amount of ponies, all latching on to him to bring him down. "NO!! FUCK THAT!!! I'M NOT ABOUT TO LOSE TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!" Mark struggled to say, with all the ponies on him. Suddenly, a pony fell in front of Mark. The twin then took this opportunity of grabbing the stallion and swinging him around, causing the ponies to fall off him, and get smacked by the unlucky pony that was screaming it's hea of, while being swung around like a ragdoll. "Yeah! Get some!" Mark boasted before getting tackled again by Big Mac, but Mark was prepared for this and continued rolling on the ground, until Mark came out on top. "That's how you do it bitch!!" Mark laughed, as he unleashed a barrage of punches at the apple bucking stallion.
"OKAY!!! MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!!!!" Matthew screamed, flying right over Mark. Thunderlane, along with Cloudchaser and Flitter, rammed the younger twin onto the ground. Matthew groaned in pain, as he rose up to his knees. "What could I possibly done to deserve this, my lord?!" matthew shouted to the sky, leaving the three ponies confused. "Sneak attack!" Matthew quickly said, before knocking out Thunderlane with an uppercut, Flitter a hard left, and a dropkick on Cloudchaser for the win. 'Dropkick FTW.' Matthew thought. Then a jewel smacked him straight in eye. "aargh! my eye!!" Matthew holllered in agony. "Hah! take that you no good brute!" Rarity said. "Oh it's go time, you slut." Matthew roared at her, as he began charging at her. He could feel the pelting of the diamonds, sapphires, rubies, etc. When he got close enough, he grabbed her mane and threw her up in the air. "What are you doing?! put me d- aaaaaahhh!!!!" Screamed Rarity, while she was in mid-air. Matthew then cocked his fist back and proceeded to slam Rarity to the ground, unconscious. "Five down." Matthew said to himself. He turned to see Fluttershy staring at him, frozen in fear, as the animals began watching what was happening. "It's alright. I'm no- " He was cut off by the sound of screaming, coming from the shy pony. "hey! calm down! wh- OH GOD!!!! GET OFF!!!! AAAHH!! MY DICK!!! MY BALLS!!!!" Matthew hollered in agony. Angel then joined in, jumping onto to Matthew and biting the shit out of his nose. "aaAAh!! YOU!!!!" Matthew shouted, grabbing Angel by the ears and throwing the bunnie a good distance away. When the animals caught sight of this, they began scurrying off back to their homes in fear. "Freakin little craps, biting me in the dick." Matthew said. He turned back to Fluttershy, but was greeted instead with THE STARE. "Why did you do that?! That wasn't very nice! Who do you think you are, picking on small animals?!" Raged Fluttershy. Matthew tried to answer, but couldn't, he felt like he was paralyzed. "Well?! I'm Waiting!!" She snapped at Matthew. "ummm they were the ones that started it. All I did was defend myself." Pleaded Matthew, still under THE STARE. " Oh...sorry about that......though you shouldn't have thrown Angel like that." Fluttershy said, in a motherly type of tone. "Yeah, I shouldn't have...... but lets face it, he's an annoying little cunt." Matthew stated. "Quick!!!! bring him down everypony, while we still have a chance!" Matthew heard on pony say. He turned to see Mark covered in ropes, slowly being pulled downward. "Mark!!!!" Matthew cried. He sprinted to his brother's aid and began pulling the ropes off. "Stop that thing!!!" A royal guard ordered. Soon, alot of guards began pulling Matthew away. "Get off me!!!" Matthew yelled at the guards shaking some off, but was ultimately overrun by them. "Matt!!!! No!!!!!!" Mark began to have an adrenaline rush while running at the guards, pulling those that were unlucky enough to still be holding on to the ropes. Just when one guard looked behind him, Mark rammed a few guards off Matthew, allowing him to rise up and elbow one guard in the face, knocking him out. Matthew then caught a guard sneaking on Mark.. Sprinting as fast as he could, Matthew grabbed the stallion and knee'd it hard in the face, knocking him out as well. It wasn't long before MArk and Matthew found themselves back-to-back, surrounded by ponies.
"Well Matt.....you ready to get the fuck beat out of you?" Mark asked, giving a slight chuckle.
"You're a real comedian, y'know?" Matthew replied sarcastically.
"I try." Mark snapped at Matthew, before seeing the ponies charge all at once.
"ENOUGH!!!!!" Bellowed a voice that shook the ground. The crowd turned to witness Luna, accompanied by Celestia herself. "Let us handle them." Luna said, standing proud next to her sister. Mark started to laugh. "was not expecting this....Well, the bigger they are, the harder they'll fall." Mark said, right before getting trapped in yellow aura. " What the fuck?" Exclaimed Mark. "What the hell did you do?!" Matthew yelled at the royal sisters, before getting trapped in blue aura this time. "Fear not, subjects! We have caught the beasts!" Luna announced happily. The whole crowd began to cheer. "unh....What happened?" Twilight asked, awaking from being knocked out by Mark. "Don't worry Twi, we got it all taki'n care of." Applejack assured Twilight. "Okay then, where's Rainbow Dash?" Twilight asked. the group turned and saw Rainbow on the ground, knocked out of course. "Srnklkje.....I amfisjhchnjdd..... in all equestria." Mumbled Rainbow. "Oh my....He knocked her all the way back to flightcamp." Fluttershy muttured. "Have no fear ponies, we'll find out who or what they are." Celestia assured the crowd, as they started cheering louder. "We have fucking names y'know!!! You can ask what they fu-" Mark shouted in rage at Celestia, before being muted by her magic. 'So much for friendship being magic......' Mark thought.