Letters from an Evil Empress

by zackepic22


Looks like Best Pet Won

Why does it feel like its been so long since I last wrote something...?

I could've sworn that Apple Bloom's little Cutie Plague, er, Pox, was only a week ago...

BAH! I'm thinking way too much about time right now.

Anyway,

Dear Rainbow Dash...

Boy, this one is a doozie. I mean, sure, Fluttershy has a lot of potential pets-especially from what I've heard of-but, I didn't think you'd settle on one like this. Goes to show what I know sometimes, eh?

Anyway, right, your letter. You're right, of course. While certain physical capabilities can tend be something we want and look for in others, it can be pretty shallow to just worry about stuff about that, I agree with you on that. But, a Tortoise? A Tortoise you put a miniature heligyro on top of? I would never have imagined that someone like you could pick a pet like that. Then again, once more, shows how much I know, huh?

Honestly, when I was picking Philomena, I was mostly looking for a pretty majestic pet to have, to be frank. It didn't even occur to me until later on that she had her own needs and quirks. Though, heh, it was pretty funny when she ate some of my mane the one time. Not that it stopped it from coming right back, as the glorious majestic fire it's supposed to be~!

Anyway, I'm glad you learned something important, Rainbow. I kind of wish the majority of my subjects were as good at learning things as you six, but, of course, it takes a certain kind of pony to be able learn like you and your friends. Thats why its a good thing they have their Empress to make sure they stay in line~

Now, I'm sorry this letter isn't longer, but, I'm watching Eclipse tonight. Nightmare and Cadance are spending some time together with Shining Armor-Which is admittedly a surprise to me, since I kind of thought she disliked him, but, maybe the prank war made the dislike turn to mutual admiration-And, to be honest, I'm kind of looking forward to it~

Sincerely hoping your pet does well,

Empress Daybreaker

Nighty? Nighty, what's wrong, what's going on?

Eclipse is what?!

She can't be lost! She's not that good at hiding! Quick, search everywhere, and-

And-

...Eclipse, were you hiding on Nighty's back this whole time, hoping she wouldn't notice you.

Awww, you were, weren't you?

C'mere! Who's da siwwy babeh? Who's da siwwy babeh? Dat's right, you, it's you~!