Life of a Nobody

by Xinrick


Nobody...get's a Breeder

The next few years were quite productive. Sly, Carmelita, and them were all officially law enforcement officers under a new Interpol, and I was the head of the new Cooper Gang. While legally I am still considered a criminal, Sly tips me off to get the jobs done a badge can't without paperwork.

So far LeParadox hasn't been found which makes me suspicious and concerned.

“Dad did the heist for the world’s biggest diamond, I know it happened…so either LeParadox snuck off during all the chaos with Clockwerk, or he got picked up by Clockwerk and Vincent…” I muttered, already worried that La Paradox was off doing time bullshit while I wasn’t looking.

Bad enough Time Runners are an issue, if I have to deal with LeParadox then this might get more of a headache. Then again the Time Walkers deal with that stuff so maybe I don't have to worry?

I sighed as I leaned back in my desk. Well, at least the Sly 3 Events were stopped. Thanks to some anonymous donations, Don Octavio is doing well taking his opera singing on a world tour, and thanks to some political sway I got those Dog Fight rules fixed so Penelope was able to fly without needing a disguise.

I also exposed some fraudulent tax paperwork on the mining company that was set to demolish Australia. So they aren't an issue. As an extra measure I even found and destroyed the Mask of Dark Earth.

The pirates and all that I left alone. 

Which just leaves Paradox… and he is MIA… not even my Cript Scan located him so he's not in this time period or universe.

“Alright…so I need to look for that bastards crew…” I frowned, Cript scanning for El Jefe the Tiger, Toothpick the Armadillo, The Grizz, and Miss Decibel the Elephant, cause right now I know for a fact Bently and Penelope are on a happy date right now that I had to do some minor painstaking nonsense to make sure they could.

Let's see… Oh… well, El Jefe is dead… died in battle against clockwork's armies. Toothpick… arrested by Mugshot's government. He is doing very well as president. Grizz… oddly seems alright. Must not have lost his game yet. Decibel is actually in the hospital now. Seems that trumpet just got stuck in her nose.

“Alright, so good to know that none of those headache’s will be around…though surprised El Jefe died, thought his tactical genius would have kept him going until after we got done…” I hummed, leaning back and thinking hard about what we need to do next, cause it’s only a matter of time until Clockwerk comes back.

For now things are at peace. Which is good, but it also means Clockwork's allies are all working on whatever it is they're planning. Plus the old bird himself is practically studying under Vincent. They could attack soon, years later, or even…

Or even long after this Admin Game is over and work on attacking me back home. Ugh, damn it…

I sighed, rubbing my temples bitterly. “Why can’t things be simple for once?” I grumbled.

"Hey." Heart- Megan, said as she walked in and, being the tall bear she is picked me up. "What ya doing there?"

“Growing concerned over the fact that Le Paradox is missing and Clockwerk and his cronies haven’t done anything yet.” I said honestly.

"I'm more than willing to bet they'll attack when King ends up on the battlefield." Megan said with a shrug.

“Which is something I can’t do yet without this war going from an uneasy stalemate to our Kingdom getting ransacked and there being not much I can do.” I sighed.

"Yeah, not exactly ideal. So, what should we do then?"

I sighed. “I…honestly don’t know. Me and Cript are currently going around grabbing Timelines to help, and I did get a Darkness version of myself, all the way up to now funnily enough, but…all my plans, all my backups…so many things that I know should help make things go right for us…it always ends up being a fifty fifty coin toss in the end on whether or not it’ll go smoothly…”

"Hm… that is annoying. Well, let's think, what is Vincent doing right now in terms of gathering allies?"

“He’s gathering every single ‘Big Bad’ or people he believes are ‘truly evil’, and gathering them up from anywhere and anytime.” I said honestly. “He grabbed Clockwerk cause he’s just an immortal sack of shit, he grabbed Rajan because…honestly that guy’s just deplorable with how much he wants to be seen as ‘royalty’, and Le Paradox is just a grumpy prick because his dad was jailed trying to frame my dad.” I said honestly.

"And I'm assuming evil versions of us right?"

“Yes, and that sucks because evil versions of us would know every single in and out of what we’re doing…especially me.” I groaned. “Cause of course the biggest pain in the ass I have to deal with that isn’t Vincent is myself…”

"Well, what lengths would an evil you likely take to ensure there is enough of an army on their side?"

“Cloning, forced breeding into speeded up aging and genetic modification, building a giant ass robot army, creating god know’s how many new races to keep up their ranks…” I listed off.

"Well, if that's the case, then why not do something similar but not evil?"

“I have.” I said honestly. “But ethic’s, morals, and other thing’s that ‘good guy’s’ do is halting me on somethings…and while I did make a breakthrough on the robots I’m building, even though their just Synth’s with power sources based on the very fabric of reality we’re in…it’s rough having to do it with every single one to such a minute detail, even if I’m a Cript and have been given untold knowledge twice over, there are certain thing’s you can’t rush.”

"At least not if you're taking the good guy route…"

I looked at Megan. “Do you want me to throw away my ethics and morals here?” I asked carefully.

"If you did, it should be to and with someone who trusts you entirely and won't resist as you breed them like cattle for the armies we need." Heart said, looking back at me with a smirk. "And can also clone themselves and change each clone to be each species Den Mother for maximum fertility and birthing."

“So while I’m plowing Cript on one planet to repopulate it, you want to be plowed to help breed an army?” I asked.

"Heh. Come on Kite, we both know plowing is too kind a term for it if I let you do this and you throw away your morals and ethics while we do this. I would be your Breeder. Your loyal baby factory endlessly pumping out children you'll turn into soldiers. Were we not Admins, this act would place us both in hell."

“And that sounds abhorrent.” I said weakly. “But…it’s probably going to have to happen…and I hate it to a severe degree…” I sighed, lightly shuddering at remembering what both Rune’s did. “Being treated like nothing but a sex slave is…not something anyone should experience…but ya know, my traumatizing event for ‘training’ is still the highest watched porn video out there…”

"True, but if you ask I imagine they'd happily join in since that's their kink." Megan said. "But this will just be between you and me. Our shared sin. But we will need to make sure I don't ever try and break free from it until after it is all done."

I sighed. “You do know that if anyone figures this out it’s going to cause massive problems right?” I asked. “I should probably invent a backdoor to it, just in case some dipshit’s decide to abuse this…”

"Which is why you won't be putting this… reprogramming on me. It needs to be air tight otherwise you'll free me, and I'm sorry Kite, but we can't have that either. I know just the person who can do this for us too."


"You want a complete Profile wipe and reprogramming then." Lord said with a nod.

“Can’t there be a fail safe where someone can be brought back?” I asked worriedly, seriously hating this decision with every fiber of my being.

"I can make a backup of Heart's profile that can be reinstalled, but for this, no. Logically this is actually our best bet. You two are Cript's, meaning any children you two have will be extra powerful. Especially if I make the new profile specifically make each child born from this stronger and inherit the majority of your powers."

"That would be best." Heart said with a nod.

“This is going to be a massive problem in the future, I just know it.” I frowned. “And not having some way to reverse it is ripe for abuse…I will say ‘I told you so’...”

"Stop breaking the fourth wall and shut up." Lord said, snapping their fingers as suddenly there was a large chair with cuffs and restraints between he and I, Heart already fastened to it. "Now then, making your Profile backup will be painless, and I'll hold onto it until you're done being a sex toy."

"I figured your never ending indifference to morality would come in handy." Heart said with a chuckle.

“I’m not breaking the fourth wall, I just know that someone is going to abuse this…” I muttered, hating this so goddamn much. “Cause it’s a horrible evil thing, why wouldn’t horrible evil people do this?”

"Evil is always a constant. Try to scrub it out, the stain returns. Cleanse it, it grows back stronger. The way I see it, it's better to be in control of your own evil rather than let it run wild, but what do I know, being as old as I am?" Lord said with a shrug, putting their hands over Hearts head as an orb of code began to form. "I'm also gonna put a Fuck ton of abilities and powers and such."

"Gotta make sure these soldiers are OP as well." Heart said with a nod, still smiling…

“I hate this…I hate this so goddamn much…” I muttered. “Why are you still smiling when you’re about to be turned into nothing but a sex slave that want’s nothing more than to be bred like mad?”

"I'm not fighting in this war King, I gotta contribute something." Heart replied. "My whole life, I've been the bad guy because I was a Ventral. My fate has never been my own because Vincent made me, Cript, I never really had a choice in my life. But this, this is an act of my own free will. For as long as I'll be your Breeder I won't be Zeke Ventral, or Kingdom Hearts, or an Admin. I'll just be your loyal nameless Breeder. It's actually reassuring. Means I do have some free will."

"Heh. You aren't wrong. Vincent's Code Programming is even better than my own." Lord added. "Before you were even born he had your fate written down in your very code."

“And then he personally had a hand in fucking with my life cause why not.” I frowned. “But…this would basically take away your free will…you’d be nothing more than a womb on legs…” I said, having personally felt like I was nothing more than a just a sack of meat to do whatever people wanted with me…it was horrible and I hated it, and still hate it…

"And that's my choice." Heart said as Lord moved the orb of Code over and onto a table. "Alright, back up is done, now for the wipe and rewrite. I warn you, this is gonna hurt."

"I'm ready."

Lord started, and immediately Heart began screaming.

It was then I realized… I've never seen Heart scream or cry in pain before. I felt horrible. Disgusted as all I did was stand there crying as Heart did this to themselves… for this fucking war.

I swear… I will put Vincent's head, and all his allies' heads on a pike when this is over.

After what felt like forever Lord stopped, snapping his fingers as a blindfold covered Heart's eyes and the restraints all came off. "And that's that."

“Now what?” I asked carefully. “What’s with the blindfold?”

"I based this off an old Enslavement Code admins used back in the Admin War. Basically whoever Heart sees once it's removed, becomes her master. She'll have access to all her powers and such but she'll only care about getting fucked and knocked up."

I shook my head, every fiber of my being wanting to revoke this…this abomination of code work, wanting this Code to be cease to exist…”Fine…” I muttered, gently in front of Heart, making sure their eyes were only on me…and I undid the blind fold even as I felt my heart break at the love of my life being turned into…this.

I took the blindfold off, and Heart's eyes looked the same, but hollow. For a brief moment they flashed green before regaining a sense of life to them as she smiled at me. "Hello my Master." They greeted. "Would you like me to satisfy you now?"

I was supposed to be fighting against this…at what point do I just throw away my morals, ethics, and my very being to just…allow this? “Before that…what are the side effects?” I asked carefully.

"Well, right now she has no memories, free will and is wholly dependent on you. If she is not of use to you, meaning you don't screw here every so often she'll develop chronic depression, anxiety, self harm and mutilation tendencies to garner attention and she also doesn't identify as a person any more just an object. Yours specifically."

I looked at Lord in abject horror, looking at Heart…my Heart…turned into nothing but an Object…”I think I’m going to be sick…”

"That old Enslavement Code was always potent, powerful stuff. Reworking it into this actually took little work. Well, I guess just take her wherever you'll be breeding her and get to it."

“Whatever…” I muttered, shaking my head as this went against…literally everything I stood for, and having personally been treated like nothing more than an object to do whatever the fuck they wanted, and even had my own children murdered because of it…no, I will make damn well sure this never happens to anyone else ever. “Come on Heart…let’s go somewhere private…”

"As you wish Master." She said, giving me a big smile before following me.

I should have never agreed to this… and now it's too late to turn back… Heart made me promise…

To be continued...