At the Ponyville Railroad station, a male lime green earth pony with a blue mane and tail makes an announcement "Arriving on Track 3, Ponyville Villains Hospital. The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good."
As many remember from last chapter, the Hospital roof was damaged and is being fixed. So, Tirek and his nurses are making a house call. A train conductor is laying on a makeshift table.
"Here's your next paitent, Dr. Tirek." Cozy Glow said. "He's a conductor."
"Well, he's not getting any symphony from me." Tirek replied.
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"You mean sympathy." Chrysalis said.
Tirek gave a nasty remark. "He's not getting any of that either."
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"Dr. Tirek," Cozy said, "he's a TRAIN conductor."
Tirek made a statement. "Well, I will not operate on any person or creature who works for the railroad!"
"Why not?"
"I have a very poor track record."
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"What's the matter with him?" Tirek asked.
"I don't know." Cozy replied. "He keeps saying the same thing over and over."
CONDUCTOR: All aboard!
Everybody reacted as if a train is ready to leave.
"See what I mean." Cozy said with concern. "Dr. Tirek, that's all he ever says."
Tirek looked at the paitent. "He must have a one track mind."
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"Dr. Tirek," Chrysalis said, "that was your second track joke."
"So what!" Tirek replied. "Who keeps track?"
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"That's three." Chrysalis informed.
"Well, it's too late to change." Tirek said. "You can't teach an old creature new tracks."
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"Well," Chrysalis said, "three and a half."
The Conductor rises. "All aboard!"
The crew reacted again. Nurse Cozy Glow is getting concerned. "Dr. Tirek, this poor soul has worked on the railroad for too long. I'm afraid it's affected his mind."
Tirek then becomes elegant. "Well, my dear nurses. The strain on his brain stays mainly on the train."
Chrysalis applauded the phrase. "By Dr. Tirek, I think you got it."
CONDUCTOR: All aboard.
The crew reacted again. The railroad worker makes another announcement. "And so, another episode of 'Ponyville Villains Hospital' is set to depart. Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Tirek say.."
"I think this conductor has railroad sneeze."
"What's Railroad Sneeze?" Chrysalis asked.
"Ah- CHOO CHOO!"