Time once again for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.
"Okay, Nurse Cozy Glow." Tirek said. "Where's my first patient today?"
"He right over here, Dr. Tirek." Cozy replied.
The paitent was a little bunny rabbit. Chrysalis soon fell in love with it. "Aw. What a cute little bunny. I wonder what his name is."
"Well, he's not saying 'Eh, what's up, doc?'," Tirek replied, "so it's not you know who."
"Who, Doctor?" Cozy asked.
"Not Who Doctor, Dr. Who. And, that's a different show."
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"Is he related to Dr. Which?" Cozy asked.
"Not Dr. Which," Tirek replied. "Witch Doctor. And, that's a different ball game."
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"Oh." Cozy Glow said. "So, Dr. Who's on first."
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Chrysalis is starting to get annoyed. "I asked for the bunny's name, and I got Abbott and Costello."
The little bunny is getting fidgety. "Would you guys hurry up? I'm late! I'm late!"
"For a very important date?" Tirek chuckled.
"That's a different kind of bunny."
"So, you're not the White Rabbit?"
"No, I'm the wrong rabbit."
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"Sweet Celestia." Chrysalis groaned. "Now, I got Rabbit and Costello."
Cozy Glow got Tirek's attention. "Dr. Tirek, may I remind you that this is a hospital?"
"Thanks for the reminder." Tirek said. "The way these jokes are dying, I thought it was a morgue."
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"Hurry up, please." The bunny pleaded. "I have to get back to my hutch."
"Your what?" Tirek asked.
"His hutch." Chrysalis said. "That's where rabbits live."
"I know that. If fact, I know where it is. It's behind a famous cathedral."
"Oh?" The nurses said.
"You must've heard of it. It's called The Hutch Back of Notre Dame."
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Chrysalis raised an eyebrow. "That rings a bell."
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And so, another episode of "Ponyville Villains Hospital" hops off on the bunny trail.
"Good!" Tirek calls out.
Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Cozy Glow say....
"Dr. Tirek, you went a long way for that joke. You should've packed a lunch."
"I did." Tirek replied. "I had it in the back of that cathedral."
"Oh?" The nurses said.
"I had The Lunch back of Notre Dame."