Time once again for 'Ponyville Villains Hospital'. The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.
Dr. Tirek, Nurse Chrysalis, and Nurse Cozy Glow arrived in the Operating Room where a large midnight blue dragon lays on the table.
"Okay," Tirek said, "where's our next case?"
"He's right here, Dr. Tirek." Cozy Glow answered, pointing to the dragon.
"What's he in for?"
"A stomachache, Dr. Tirek." Chrysalis said."
"Stomachache. Check."
Grabbing a small mallet, Dr. Tirek hits the Dragon in the stomach, making him growl in pain. Tirek is pleased. "There. That should ache for some time."
"He's also in for a sore throat." Cozy Glow informed.
"Easy." Tirek replied as he raised his mallet.
"WAIT!!" The dragon yelled, stopping Tirek. "I HAVE a sore throat. I just want it to go away."
Tirek realized his mistake. "We'll, why didn't you say so. Open up."
Looking inside the dragon's mouth, Tirek made a discovery. "Oh ho. I think I see the problem."
"What is it, Dr. Tirek?" Chrysalis and Cozy Glow asked at the same time.
"There's something in his throat that's making him sound a little hoarse."
"Are you certain?" Chrysalis asked.
"Positive."
Suddenly, out pops Twilight Sparkle looking at the trio. She is annoyed at Tirek's comment. "Very funny. Just see if Mr. Sheil will ever make another chapter of this story collection for fimfiction.net again."
Twilight pokes her head back down.
And so, Dr. Tirek discovered a patient with a bad case of ingrown Equestrian Princess. Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Tirek say...
"All right, let's clean up around here. This operating room us a mess!"
Twilight Sparkle pokes her head out of the dragon's mouth again. "That's nothing. You should see what it's like in here."
As Twilight smiles, Tirek shoves her back down, not too thrilled for her comment.