It is time for "Ponyville Villains Hospital". The continuing story of three former agents of bad who are doing their best to do good.
Inside the Operating Room, Bulk Biceps laid down on the table as Dr. Tirek starts singing. "Hut-Sut Ralston on the rillah with a brawla, brawla, sooit."
"Dr. Tirek," Nurse Chrysalis protested, "you can't be singing at a time like this."
"I'm not singing At a Time Like This, I'm singing Hut-Sut Ralston. An oldie but goodie."
Bulk laid on the table, getting worried. "How did I get myself into this story collection?"
Tirek tried to comfort his patient. "Take it easy, Bulk."
"Dr. Tirek," Nurse Cozy Glow said, "The patient is sinking."
Dr. Tirek then speaks with a German accent. "Vell, I Vander vhat he's sinking about."
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He speaks regularly again, comforting Cozy. "Laugh it up, Nurse. These are the jokes!"
"The only joke around here is YOU, Dr. Tirek." Cozy Glow said angrily. "This patient needs your assistance."
"Well, you're my assistants. But, what's he going to do with the two of you, I'll never know."
"Look!" Bulk said. "Either you help me or let me out of here!"
"Well," Dr. Tirek wondered, "what seems to be the problem?"
"I keep breaking out in a cold sweat."
Tirek looks under the sheet. "Oh ho. Well, I see." He comes out from under the sheet. "You have a clear case of Pentransitphobia."
Bulk and the nurses were confused. "Huh"?
"That's a dread fear of traveling through the state of Pennsylvania."
"Enough of your pitiful jokes, Dr. Tirek." Nurse Chrysalis said. "You dedicated yourself to saving lives."
"You're right." Tirek replied. "I saved 6 lives last week."
"By operating." Bulk asked.
"No, by NOT operating."
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"Dr. Tirek," Nurse Cozy Glow said, "you give this hospital a bad name."
"You're right." Tirek replied. "Fred is a terrible name for a hospital."
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"Our hospital needs a better name. How about Eunice." Tirek added.
"This is impossible!" Bulk said angrily. "Do you have a license?"
"Of course." Tirek replied. "Most creatures cared for have licenses. The leash laws in Ponyville are very rough."
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"You dummy!" Bulk said. "I mean, do you have a license to practice?"
"Yes." Titek replied. "And, I am going to practice on you." He then turns to Nurse Chrysalis. "Bongos?"
"Bongos, Dr. Tirek." Chrysalis said as ahe brings out small bongo drums."
"Bongos?" Bulk gasped.
Putting the bongo drums on Bulk, Tirek drums away.
And so, Dr. Tirek proceeds with his bongo practice. Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Chrysalis say....
"Dr. Tirek. It's too late. You lost him."
"Well, he couldn't have gone far." Tirek replied. "He was just under the sheet just a second ago. "
Chrysalis and Cozy Glow were annoyed as Dr. Tirek chuckled silently. Bulk Biceps didn't like that last line either.