“Moron!” Silver Spoon replies while standing in the doorway.
“Dipshit!” Diamond Tiara retorts from outside the house.
Silver widens her eyes while continuing to smile, “Dumbass!”
Diamond gazes at the silver mare dumbfounded and since she can’t think of any more adjectives for stupid, she smiles before saying, “I love you, baby!”
Silver chuckles slightly, “I love you too! Now get in here and kiss me!”
Diamond trots towards the other mare and lightly pecks her on the lips and smiles at her, before saying, “I missed you!”
“I missed you too, Diamond! But that’s not gonna work!”
Diamond frowns, “What?”
Silver leans in quickly to plant her own loving passionate kiss on Diamond’s lips as the pink mare’s heart begins to flutter and jump.
She removes her lips to smile at Diamond from 2 inches away, as the pink mare stares at her aghast, “W-what was that?”
“That was me, welcoming my love home when she returns from work! Now get those juicy flanks in here! I got takeout!”
Diamond keeps her eyes wide open as she trots into the room on Silver’s right with a frown on her face and suddenly wonders what she got herself into…
<*****>
Diamond sits dumbfounded, as the other mare uses her hooves to bring a bowl of veggie pone mein to her lips to begin scarfing the delicious noodly salty delicacy…
She lowers her bowl to stare at the pink mare across the table from her and asks, “What’s wrong?” with wide-open violet eyes over her fashion glasses…
Diamond frowns back at the gray pony, “Um, nothing babe! I’m just uh, trying to soak this all in…” she eyes the other mare carefully for a moment before saying to herself quietly, “I promised myself, never again… I told myself that lovers are just liabilities and that I’m better off alone, and yet, you somehow broke through and uh…” she blinks, “here you are!”
Silver blinks at the other pony, “I uh, what?”
Diamond sighs, “Oh uh, nothing…”
Silver furrows her brows to glare at the pink mare for a moment before saying, “Oh no, Diamond! I know you and I know how you are! You’re not getting away that easily!” she sighs before grasping her glass of black soda and ice to take a big gulp of it before setting it back down before her on the table, just to the right of her pone mein bowl. She smiles and perks her pony ears Diamond’s direction, “Go ahead and say it, baby! I’m all ears!”
“Um…” Diamond trails off while looking at Silver. She briefly considers eating first, before realizing that her stomach is in knots, and she can’t really eat food now… At this point, she can’t help but sigh once more before gazing back, “Relationships are shit!”
Silver lowers her gaze with determination, “You just didn’t find the right pony, earlier… But guess what? You already said it, sweetie! Here I am!”
Diamond rolls her eyes, “Oh, come off it, Silver Spoon! Do you have any idea how many times other ponies have told me that, whenever I brought up the subject of love and relationships? How many times, Silver? How many times will I need to fail before I finally get it through my Diamond hard skull that love is simply not worth it?”
Silver frowns and lowers her gaze while seriously saying, “You’re not gonna make me leave…”
Diamond eyes this other mare carefully for a brief pause and then concedes defeat, “I can’t make you just go away, can I?”
Silver grins and giggles, “Haven’t we been through this before?”
Diamond slowly exhales from her nose, “Yes Silver Spoon… Yes, we have…” she lowers her head, “I uh…” she closes her eyes, “I’m sorry, Silver Spoon…”
Silver is concerned now as she leans forward with her eyes wide open in sincere worry, “What are you talking about?”
Diamond shakes her head and looks up at the other mare, “I don’t know if I can ever get over it… I still think it’s best that I just be by myself, and yet…” she looks up at Silver Spoon, “I really uh…” she blinks, “I really don’t want you to go!”
Silver frowns, “But weren’t you just talking about making me go away?”
“Yes, Silver Spoon! Yes, I was because this will only end in disaster!”
Silver narrows her eyes, “How can you be so sure?”
Diamond looks at the gray mare carefully… Silver Spoon… The most adorable and fun playmate in all of Equestria! She then thinks… Playmate? Well, we did a LOT of that, earlier! She thinks to herself, before sighing a third time and asking her, “What do you want to happen between us?”
“I want to be with you, Diamond Tiara… I would very much like to get married one day and be your wife…” She smiles, “All those years, you were what was missing from my life, and I don’t want to be without you… You complete me…”
Diamond scrunches her mouth in frustration while widening her blue eyes to stare back at this obstinate lesbian before swallowing to quell the feelings of anxiety and terror within her heart at this moment…
Silver sees this and says, “You’re not well, Diamond… Do you want me to cuddle you?”
Diamond widens her eyes at the other mare, “NO!”
Silver smiles, “Yes?”
“NO!”
Silver chuckles and gets off her chair to her left and trots around the polished wooden rectangular table on Diamond’s right before trotting up to her chair and looking at her…
Diamond eyes this smiling gray mare to the side carefully with her adorable ponytail and her cute fashion glasses, and pretty eyes, before realizing what she just thought about Silver Spoon, gulping, and asking her, “W-what are you doing, Silver Spoon?”
Silver nods, “Being there! ” before embracing Diamond in a tight warm hug with her forehooves! She lowly whispers in the pink mare’s floppy left ear, “I know this is a big change and it’s scary baby… I know this… But I also know that I love you… I know that I believe in us… What if I told you that I will do whatever it takes at this point, because I know how precious you are?”
Diamond can only sit there, in the other mare’s embrace and stutter, “P-precious?”
Silver lowly says sternly, “YES Diamond Tiara! You are a treasure, and I will not lose you!”
Diamond gulps before stammering back, “That’s it then! I’m doomed!”
Silver lowly snickers, “It’s an adjustment, sure! But I’m willing to work with you, okay baby?”
Diamond stares slightly to the ceiling and exclaims, “I’m gonna die!”
“Hush Diamond, baby! Be still now…” Silver quietly responds before lovingly kissing Diamond on her ear…
Diamond quivers slightly and says, “I still can’t believe you actually did all this…”
Silver removes her head from Diamonds side and begins to nuzzle her affectionately while smiling and emphatically whispering, “BELIEVE IT Diamond Tiara! Your bestie is here again, and she loves you!”
Diamond mumbles, “Um, right! My playmate with the sex and the nastiness!”
Silver chuckles, “We can just go back to snuggling, for now, if you’re not comfortable anymore?”
Diamond stares into the purple eyes of this crazy mare sternly before saying, “Shut up and buck me!”
<*****>
Diamond is laying on the dining room floor on her back, with her legs in the air and the table to her left and Silver Spoon in a similar position to her right as she breathes heavily in and out of her snout. She finally asks the gray pony, “I don’t think I ate, did I?”
Silver stares up at the ceiling with a bleary dazed look in her purple eyes and an open frown on her muzzle as she says, “I barely ate before well, eating you…”
Diamond widens her own blue eyes at the comment, “Uh, yeah! That! Uh…” she normalizes her eyes, “There really is no going back at this point, is there?”
Silver regularizes her face, “Well, actually there is! I mean, I haven’t sold my house yet! I can easily just move all of my stuff back!”
Diamond sighs, “That’s not what I meant, Silver Spoon!”
“What?”
Diamond gulps again, “I don’t want to live without you, anymore, Silver Spoon…”
Silver smiles, “Because I complete you, too?”
Diamond blinks before stammering, “I dunno? Maybe?”
Silver smiles and giggles, “Yeah! Big adjustment! We’ll go slow, okay?” she sighs, “But you’re serious? You want me sleeping in your bed with you?”
“Yes, Silver Spoon!” Diamond nods, “I want you with me now and that’s what scares me!”
Silver frowns, “Well uh, we can just keep having sex until you’re comfortable with it?”
Diamond turns her head slightly right towards the silver mare, “How would that help?
“I’m not sure? But it would be fun!”
Diamond furrows her brows and frowns, “Silver Spoon, I’m being serious!”
“So am I, baby! The more intimate we become, the more comfortable you’ll be!”
Diamond pauses for a moment before finally saying, “Yeah but uh…” she blinks, “didn’t we already buck a lot of times, earlier?”
Silver nods, “Yes, but this time, it’s different…” she smiles, “I’m gonna be coming onto you now!”
Diamond gulps, “W-what?”
Silver turns her head completely left to face the other mare, still laying on her back with her legs up, and smiles, “You heard me, baby! This is gonna be all Silver Spoon now!”
Diamond turns her head right to face the silver mare and frowns, “How’s that gonna help?”
“Well, three things! First off, it couldn’t hurt! Secondly, being intimate like that with me on a regular basis can only do our relationship good, and third, it’s a lot of fun!”
Diamond frowns, “Are we gonna buck again?”
Silver smiles and chortles, “Probably!”
Diamond widens her blue eyes, “Probably?”
Silver frowns, “Well, I’m getting kinda hungry? I mean, eating you is fun, but it’s not very filling!”
Diamond widens her eyes and narrows her mouth, “Right! You got takeout!”
Diamond opens her eyes while laying on her left side on her bed and looks at her clock, which currently says 5:37… She thinks she’s only had maybe four hours of sleep, but for some reason, she no longer feels tired… She tries to scoot forward, but is suddenly held back by the pair of gray legs currently wrapped around her waist… She looks down and carefully moves the hoof over her right side up and back so she can try to get out before that same hoof grasps her again! She sighs and moves it back with her own forehoof again and silently gets out of bed before her four hooves make a low clicking noise when they connect with the floor… She turns right and trots to her door where she opens it with her mouth and trots outside…
She sits at the table with her coffee, black as night and grasps the white coffee mug with her forehooves, and brings the hot beverage to her mouth for a tentative sip… She thinks hard about the crazy week she’s had with this loony lesbian pony, and she smiles dimly when she thinks about what Silver Spoon means to her, before normalizing her mouth when she catches herself having those thoughts again… She sighs and takes another drink of her coffee and suddenly wonders if it’s okay to start smoking again when she then thinks that Silver Spoon likely wouldn’t approve? Silver Spoon cares about me the pink mare contemplates… She wouldn’t want me to hurt myself like that again her mind continues… She blinks when she suddenly realizes that’s what love is truly about… Caring…
She takes another drink as she contemplates all her previous catastrophic romantic failures when it suddenly occurs to her mind that perhaps that doesn’t even matter anymore? That was then and this is now… She’s with Silver Spoon now… She sighs when she thinks, Ah yes, Silver Spoon! My pretty and cute wife… She blinks a third time, before finally noticing the darkened gray form standing in the entryway to the kitchen, from the hallway and raising her gaze to view it…
“W-what happened?” Silver Spoon groggily asks as she stands there, ready to enter the kitchen.
“We had sex and snuggles for nearly four hours last night… We didn’t say much though…” Diamond frowns, “I guess there wasn’t anything to discuss anymore?”
Silver looks downward, “I uh, guess not?” she raises her gaze to the other mare, “Can I turn the light on, in here? I mean, we’re both awake and I like to see the coffee I’m drinking!”
<*****>
Silver Spoon smiles at Diamond while staring at her from her left on the table. “So, how was it, baby?”
“I-it was wonderful, Silver Spoon!”
Silver nods, “Right! And that scares you, doesn’t it?”
“Um…” Diamond blinks, “Not really?”
Silver frowns, “Oh?”
Diamond stares at the other mare intently, “No… Now this feels, okay? Like, this is the way things should be…”
“So, what’s the problem?”
Diamond narrows her eyes and half-grins coyly, “That you haven’t come onto me today…”
Silver smiles and sighs, “Alright Diamond… Alright… But I’m finishing my coffee first!”
<*****>
Diamond once again, lays on her back with the table at her left and Silver at her right, with her legs in the air as she stares up at the same patch of ceiling as before. “That was the second time we’ve had sex in the dining room in the past twelve hours!”
Silver frowns while staring up at the same ceiling, “Yeah, I know! I think we should try having sex in the kitchen or maybe the bathroom next?”
Diamond sighs when she realizes she’s in too deep and asks Silver, “What time is it, anyway? I should be at work at around eight-thirty today, I think…”
Silver stares over to the clock just over the counter on her right, “Uh, it’s a little past seven…”
Diamond sighs again, “Okay uh… Wanna have breakfast in town?”
Silver smiles and snickers, “Yeah, I like the way we’re now having sex before our dates, instead of after! Makes me feel good to know that I’m intimate with you, no matter what!”
Diamond giggles to herself, “Right! That way, if we have an argument or if I storm off or something, at least I still get laid!”
Silver turns her head to face the pink mare, “Is that all you ever think about? How could this go wrong?”
Diamond looks over at Silver and sighs grimly, “Y-you’re right, Silver Spoon!” she breathes out through her nose before finally smiling dimly, “I need to adjust my thinking!”
Silver grins back faintly, “Right, Diamond! Because I won’t let you be mad at me, and I refuse to ever give up on you!” She moves her right forehoof across her body to gently stroke Diamond under the chin while the pink mare beams at her, “You’re far too precious for that…”
“You keep saying that?”
“Well, it’s true!” Silver tenderly strokes her chin some more, “I love you, Diamond Tiara!”
Diamond scrunches her mouth in frustration before finally conceding defeat in her mind and then, she can only smile at this other mare before saying, “Let’s get something to eat!”
<*****>
Diamond stares at the other mare sitting across from her on the desolate café patio over the empty syrupy plates and the half-drunk white cups of coffee. She suddenly thinks that there are probably not many patrons after 8 in the morning, when she says, “Okay! I get off work at about five! Uh, when will you be back?”
Silver smiles, “Well, my last appointment should be completed at around three-thirty, or definitely not later than four? Uh, what would you like for dinner?”
Diamond widens her eyes, “Pizza?”
Silver nods, “Right! I’ll get it with onions, mushrooms, and bell pepper, just like you like!”
Diamond smiles, “Right! And tip the delivery colt! I usually give fifteen percent!”
Silver nods again, “Done! So uh, that’s the end of all these anxiety issues or?”
Diamond frowns, “Uh, hopefully?”
Silver smiles again, “No worries, Diamond! You’ll crack, sooner or later… Like you’ve been doing…”
Diamond gives the other mare a wide-eyed grimace when she realizes that she’s right, “Uh, I haven’t been cracking…”
Silver giggles, “Oh? So, tell me something Diamond Tiara! How in Equestria did we go from, you slamming the door in my face to lovingly having sex all over your house, then?”
Diamond keeps her face the same. “You’re very persuasive!”
Silver chuckles even more as a broad smile forms on her face, “Alright, have it your way, baby! But you can never hold out forever!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about?”
Silver shakes her head before dismounting her chair to the left with small clacks on the cement below them and trots around the table on Diamond’s right when she looks up at her from the side of the chair again…
Diamond turns her head to Silver on her right side and frowns, “Okay! So now, you kiss me, and I head to work!”
Silver leans forward to nuzzle Diamond affectionately as her violet eyes close halfway from behind her fashion glasses before saying, “As usual!”
(To be continued…)