"This is Dinky and this is Sparkler, best daughters a mother can have."
Dinky said hugging Sparkler with her right hoof and Dinky with the other, both looking at the giant purple thing with wide eyes.
"Uhm hi?"
Vilefor said as he lay on his stomach on the grass and looked between Dinky and Sparkler.
"Uh i couldn`t help to notice that Dinky looks alot like you, except being a unicorn, but Sparkler here looks nothing like you, how come?"
Vilefor asked as he pointed a finger at the children.
"Well uhm Dinky is mine and Sparkler here is adopted, but i still love her as my own."
Ditzy said hugging both unblinking unicorns closer.
"Ah ...so uh nice to meet you?"
Vilefor said waving his hand infront of the mares faces.
"Are they always like this? or did i make a bad first impression?"
Vilefor asked scratching his neck.
"Oh i guess you look kinda weird, girls don`t be rude! answer mr Vilefor here."
Ditzy said shoving both of the girls forward.
"Hi?"
"Pleased to meet you?"
Dinky and Sparkler said as they got shoved closer to the giant beast.
"That`s better, girls why don`t you get to know each other better, while i go and make something to eat."
Ditzy said as she walked inside the house, leaving the two girls staring wide eyed at Vilefor as he yawned, displaying a frightening set of razor sharp teeths for the girls.
"Oh apologies."
Vilefor said as he covered his mouth with a hand.
"Sooo i guess you two are going to school, eh are you doing alright? at the school i mean."
Vilefor said scratching his neck watching the two girls just staring at him.
"U-uh huh."
Both girls said nodding without taking their eyes from Vilefor.
"Good that`s good...... so what do you like to do?"
Vilefor said pointing a finger at Dinky, who in turn only stared at the huge claw that could probably cut through her like a knife through butter.
"I-i-i l-like to be with Pipsqueak, please don`t eat me."
Dinky said barely above a whisper.
"Eh? what?"
Vilefor said putting a hand behind his ear and leaning closer to the little unicorn.
"ShesaidshelikestobewithPipsqueakpleasedon`teatus!"
Sparkler screamed hugging Dinky as hard as she could.
"She what with a what and what? man everypony in this town is crazy."
Vilefor said with a sigh.
Really hope Ditzy comes back soon.
Vilefor thought with a snort.
"Yeeeee*huff*ee*huff*"
"What now? can`t i ever get some rest?"
Vilefor growled as he heard an exhausted scream, turning around and spotting a brown pony slowly walking past Ditzys house, with a familiar purple creature on his back with a bored expression.
"Oh hello Twilight, wait Twilight?"
Vilefor said waving a hand at Twilight.
"Oh hello Vilefor."
Twilight said not even looking up towards him.
"Ah the d-d-dragon ah i uhn!"
Caramel screamed before collapsing out of exhaustion.
"Finally!"
Twilight said as she got off Caramels back.
"Good you are here, i was uh looking for you."
Vilefor said with an embarassed cough, as he remembered what he was doing before scaring half of Ponyville, ruining numerous fabrics, crashing a house and being invited by Ditzy and apparently scaring her daughters senseless.
"Yeah i can see that."
Twilight said with a frown as she walked into the guarden.
"Well i got invited for lunch or is it dinner? i can`t say no to food."
Vilefor said pointing a claw at the 2 unicorns hugging each other.
"You were gonna eat them?!"
Twilight said making the 2 unicorns hug each other even tighter.
"What? no are you mad? i can`t eat anything that talks back, it would give me a bigger headache than well icecream headache."
Vilefor said with a frown.
"Oh well it certainly looked like...well nevermind, so now we just have to get you back to the barn, before anypony notices you."
Twilight said before giving a sigh as she saw the guilty look on Vilefors face.
"It`s to late isn`t it?"
"Well uh i kinda you know ran into town after you and eh rammed a boutique and well made the entire town panic."
Vilefor said fiddling with his large fingers.
"Unh you are i gah......okay i might have a solution, but lets do it after we eat okay?"
Twilight said dragging a hoof over her face.
"Can`t argue about that, hey right on time, what do we have?"
Vilefor said as he saw Ditzy walking outside, carrying the biggest tray he ever seen.
"Oh we got another dinner guest, hmm might need another go at the kitchen."
Ditzy said as she put down the tray on a small table in the yard.
Man i have no direction whatsoever in this story lol, and yes a short chapter i know but now i decided to write the next chapter until i got 50 thumbs up, mostly cuz i don`t have any idea how next chapter will be.
while im at it uh is there any requests like meeting trixie or gilda? or just a random fight with a hydra in the future?
and should i add anymore tags to this story? like comedy? or is my humor so shitty it doesnt deserve the tag lol.