Lamarr

by robberrito


Terror of the Everfree

The Everfree is a truly monstrous place. The trees were crooked and jagged like spikes. The creatures that roamed ranged from poisonous plants to massive hydras. The timberwolf packs that roamed the Everfree were notorious for being vicious. They hunted in groups and ripped apart their prey with their sharp, wooden teeth. However, the most dangerous creature in the Everfree is the manticore. They are large cats mixed with a scorpion, and they also have large, bat-like wings. Their tails dripped venom and were extremely sharp, being able to penetrate any armor. Their teeth were sharper than that of a sabertooth, puncturing skin like it was a syringe. Their wings ended with sharp claws that would tear anything unlucky enough to be caught in its path while it was gliding.

One of these manticores found itself staring at a creature much smaller than itself. It could easily swallow the creature whole right then, but it did not. This is because the manticore was confused at the sight of the creature. It was unlike any creature it had seen before. It looked much like cooked turkey, and yet, it was different. It had two long and slender front legs, with two short stubs as its back legs. The manticore could not see it, but it had three eyes on the underside of its "face", allowing it to see almost anything in front of it, however, it could be ambushed from behind.

The manticore did not know anything of the creature or where it came from, causing it to looked confusedly at the alien creature in front of it. Cautiously, it picked it up with one of its paws. The creature started to screech and thrash violently, attempting to get out of the manticore's grip. The manticore took a sniff at the creature, wanting to see if it was edible. The manticore gagged as it smelled, leading to it throwing the creature away into the woods.

Lamarr hit a tree, slightly injuring the headcrab as it fell to the forest floor. Lamarr was confused and frightened at its surroundings, not familiar with the sights around it. Not to mention its caretaker was nowhere to be found.

Kleiner... where is Kleiner?

Lamarr was not equipped to deal with the wild, as its beak was completely removed, leading to it losing most of its parasitic instincts. This was not going to help it in the wild, and it aimed to find someplace with human life. If it could, perhaps they would take it in and help it survive. It could clearly see most of the things in the forest were bigger than itself, and it was all too eager to escape this headcrab hell of a forest.

The headcrab waddled through the woods, taking care not to make too much noise that would alert anything nearby. If it was caught it would undoubtedly be eaten right then and there.

Suddenly, it heard noises in the distance. It recognized the sound as humans talking. Eagerly, it jumped up a tree, wanting to see where the humans were. It hopped from branch to branch, getting higher to the top of the Everfree forest as it did so. Once it was high enough to see, it looked toward the voices. What it saw confused it. There were three horse-like creatures below it. One was yellow with a red mane and a large red bow to accompany it, one was white with a purple pink mane, and one was orange with a purple mane. Together, these creatures walked in the woods of the Everfree, staring nervously at the trees of the Everfree while they walked. What surprised Lamarr is that they talked.

The yellow one spoke up, "Girls, are ya sure we should be doin' this? I mean, I know it's ta get our cutie marks, but the Everfree is mighty dangerous."

The orange one turned to the yellow one, "Oh c'mon! If we don't take risks to get our cutie marks then we'll never get 'em!" It tried to appear confident to the others, but it retained a face of nervousness even as it spoke. Nevertheless, they advanced further into the Everfree, intent on getting their cutie marks so they would no longer be "blank flanks", as they were so often called.

Lamarr watched in curiosity as they walked under the branches of the tree he was perched on. As it looked at their heads, it started to hunger. It looked like It could fit right on top of their heads...

Silently, it crawled down the tree, making sure not to make noise. As it got near the bottom, it saw them pass by the trunk of the tree. Now was the opportunity. As the white one walked by the tree, it jumped.


Sweetie Belle nervously walked behind the two ponies ahead of her. She had doubts about how they would get their cutie marks by going into the Everfree forest. As they went farther and farther into the Everfree, she started to regret her decision to follow the rest of the Crusaders into the Everfree forest. The trees seemed to be getting more hostile as they got farther, and she got a nagging feeling they were being watched.

Suddenly, a small figure leaped from above, its mouth pointed right toward the top of her head. It traveled down at an incredible speed, leaving almost no time to react for Sweetie Belle. Suddenly, it landed on her head, right above her horn. It gripped around the sides of her horn, getting into position for it to begin the parasitic process.

Unfortunately for Lamarr, this process could not begin, as it was debeaked and incapable of penetrating the skull or even hurting the creature for the matter. This lead to it awkwardly sitting on Sweetie Belle's head as her eyes widened and she looked up.

As she saw and felt the strange creature on her head, she screamed. She shook her head violently, attempting to shake the creature off her head. Lamarr remained latched on, for fear of getting pelted into the many trees in the forest.

As Sweetie Belle's scream rang out through the forest, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo jumped up in fright at the sudden loud noise. Realizing it was Sweetie Belle's scream, they turned around to see what happened when suddenly they saw the creature on her head.

Apple Bloom blinked before tilting her head to the side, "What in tarnation...?"

Sweetie Belle's screams suddenly became actual words, "GET IT OFF, GET IF OFF, GET IT OFF!"

Apple Bloom and Scootaloo rushed over to Sweetie Belle. As they got closer, they saw the creature in closer detail, which just raised more questions than answers. It looked as if it was some sort of crab thing, but it had smooth skin and they didn't see a head anywhere. They gripped the creature with the hooves, attempting to peel it off. One by one, Lamarr's legs came off Sweetie Belle, and before long they managed to peel the creature off her head. It was thrown to the ground behind Apple Bloom and Scootaloo. Quickly, it got back up and growled at the Crusaders.

Scootaloo decided that their cutie marks could wait another day, "I change my mind! Let's get out of here!"

The Cutie Mark Crusaders turned and ran away from Lamarr. They never relented in their sprint toward Ponyville, fearing that another of those creatures would make their heads a meal.

Lamarr was left where it stood, staring after the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Lamarr was now exposed to the forest around it, and as soon as it realized this it jumped back into the bushes. However, it still stared in the direction the Crusaders took off. It considered going the opposite way, however, it realized that if it followed them, then it might reach more of the ponies. More ponies means more food, and that was what Lamarr needed now. With no other way to go, Lamarr followed the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

The Crusaders ran into a clearing, finally free of the Everfree's torment. They quickly fell on the ground, their legs feeling like jello, and taking deep breaths to compensate for how much they ran.

Apple Bloom, being more used to running this much, spoke up first, "What in tarnation was that thing? Ah've never seen anything like that! It was the cooked turkey those griffins eat, but... alive! It had weird spider legs too! Eugh..."

Sweetie Belle looked like she was about to cry, "I-I'm going home! That was scary! I-it scratched me!"

Scootaloo was not as scared, but had the same thoughts, "Me too! I'm not having anything try to eat my head today! No thank you!"

Just as the fillies were about to leave, they heard familiar voices in the distance.

"APPLE BLOOM!"

All of the Crusader's expressions ears fell flat as they heard Applejack. Soon enough, they saw her, speeding toward the Crusaders with anger on her face. Along with her were Rarity and Rainbow Dash, all filled with anger as they looked at the Crusaders.

Applejack slowed to a walk as she trudged toward Apple Bloom. "What did Ah tell y'all about goin' in the Everfree? That place is full of things tryna kill ya!" she grunted as she pulled on Apple Bloom's bow.

Scootaloo spoke up in place of Apple Bloom, "We were just trying to get our cutie marks! What if our destiny-".

She was cut off by Rainbow Dash, "-is in the Everfree? What are you, crazy? The Everfree isn't like anywhere else. I doubt you even can get a cutie mark there."

Suddenly, everyone stopped as Rarity gasped in horror. She was looking at Sweetie Belle to see if she had any injuries, and unfortunately, she did. On each side of her face were large tears in her skin that shed blood and caused the surrounding fur to become dark red. Rarity was now staring at the injuries with shock and worry over her face at Sweetie Belle's injury.

"Sweetie Belle! What in Celestia's name happened to you?" she said in a high-pitched squealy voice. Scootaloo offered to answer for her, "She got attacked! Some weird crab thing jumped on her head and wouldn't let go! We had to tear it off of her!"

Rarity grunted and she stared at Sweetie Belle with anger, "Sweetie Belle! You know better than to go into the Everfree! Things like this will happen to you! Perhaps even far worse! We're going home. I will provide you with bandages so you will not bleed, but you are grounded, understood?"

Sweetie Belle mumbled a "yes" to Rarity while they began to walk toward Ponyville. Rainbow Dash turned to Scootaloo and started to chastise her as well, "You’re going home too, squirt. By the way, I'm totally telling your parents about this."

Scootaloo looked to Rainbow Dash in fear, "Wait no, please! You can't do this! They'll kill me!" she yelled.

Rainbow Dash merely crossed her arms and flew toward Scootaloo, "Welp, that's too bad. Shouldn't have gone in the Everfree then," she said in apathy.

Scootaloo groaned as Rainbow Dash picked her up and began to fly toward Ponyville.

Applejack turned to Apple Bloom, who looked toward her sister in a mix of sadness and fear. She narrowed her eyes and stated to her coldly, "’Cause of yer foolishness, somepony got hurt. What do ya have ta say fer yerself?"

Apple Bloom just looked at the ground in shame as she thought of Sweetie Belle having the crab-thing on her head. She really regretted agreeing to go in that forest.

She started tearing up, and said through her tears, "A-Ah'm sorry A-A-Applejack, Ah didn't want her ta get hurt or nothin'...".

Applejack sighed, "At least yer sorry." She turned to look at Apple Bloom, "Yer still getting punished though. Yer grounded and on top of that Ah've got some work you can do in the mornin'."

Apple Bloom sighed, "Yes ma'am..."

As they walked toward Sweet Apple Acres, a tiny form walked out of the Everfree and observed the ponies as they had their backs turned. As soon as they were out of the sight, the headcrab followed in their footsteps. Lamarr did not want to be seen, but it also was not going to lose sight of where they were going. As it came closer to civilization, it saw a town in the distance.