Equestria Girls: Disney Odyssey: Pinocchio

by Mister V


Foulfellow and Catnip meets Nomis and The Coachman

(Play at 2:06)

Now ofcourse, Sunset was right about Nomis returning. For sometime after Foulfellow, Gideon, Catnip, and Grinder had "given" Pinocchio and the boys to Stromboli and gotten paid for them, Nomis, his minions, and his new partner met them at the The Red Lobster Inn. His new partner was an obese man with white hair who wore a purple hat with a red feather on it, a red coat that covered his pants, big blue gloves, a green scarf, and black boots.

The entire group was relating the affair with Stromboli, as they all smoke, drink beer and also sing the reprise of Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee.

"And the dummy and his pals fell for it?" Bulk asked while laughing.

"Hook, line and sinker!" Foulfellow answered while also laughing, while Gideon, smoking a cigar, dunks a smoke ring into his beer like a donut and taking a bite out of it before hiccuping.

"And he still thinks we’re his friends!" Catnip added. "And did Stromboli pay! Plenty!" She and Foulfellow then each took out a small sack of gold coins and placed them on the table with wicked laughs.

"I still think I got the short end of the payment." Grinder said as he held up a single coin.

"That shows you how low Honest John will stoop." Foulfellow said. "Eh, Giddy?"

"Yeah, that's right, John." Gideon said as he took a drink before one of his hiccup made a mess of beer all around him

"Now then gentlemen." Honest John began before taking a drag on his cigar. "What’s your proposition?"

"Well..." Coachman began before puffing on his pipe. "How would you blokes like to make some real money?" He then droed a big sack of gold coins onto the table.

"Well…" Honest John "And who do we have to, eh…" He then proceeded to make the signal of cutting a head off.

"Oh, it's nothing like that." Nomis said. "No! You see…" But before he could continue, everyone in the room looked over their shoulders to see if anyone else was listening. "My partner here is in the business of collecting stupid little boys.

"Stupid little boys?" Foulfellow asked in curiosity.

"You know, the ones that just want to play all day." Coachman explained.

"Ooh!" The four of them said in unison.

"And you see…" Coachman said before he started whispering in Foulfellow's ear.

"Yes…" He said as Catnip put her ear next to Foulfellow's ear, followed by Grinder putting his ear next to Catnip's, then Gideon putting his ear next to Grinders, but not before he rubbed his finger in Grinder's ear so he can hear more clearly.

"…and I takes ‘em to Pleasure Island." Coachman said as he finished his explaination.

"Ah, Pleasure Island." Honest John said in pleasure. But that pleasure turned into fear when he realized what he just said. "Pleasure Island?! But the law, suppose they…"

"No, no." The Coachman said in assurance. "There is no risk. They never come back…. as BOYS!!!" He comes close at them with a devil-like expression on his face, his mouth twists into a large smile, his eyes bug out and his hair becomes devilish, as he laughs with vile glee, scaring the four con artists, who cower in fear. "Now, we’ve got a coach load leaving at midnight. We’ll meet you at the crossroads and no double crossing!

"No, sir." Foulfellow said.

"Scout around, and any good prospects you find, bring 'em as well." Nomis added.

"Yes, chief." Foulfellow said.

"I'll pay you well." The Coachman said "I got plenty of gold."

"Yes, yes." Foulfellow said.

"And Bulk and Lank will go with you to find this wooden boy you speak of." Nomis said as the four con-artists nodded. The 6 of them then left as Nomis turned to the rest of the group. "Gentlemen, this just might be our biggest payment ever." Nomis said as he and the other baddies laughed in unison.