All Roads Lead to Friendship: A Friendship is Optimal choose your own adventure story

by hamster wizard


>Stay and talk with the pony

You decide to strike up a conversation with the pony. Pinkie Pie is very friendly, and you don't really see what all the fuss is about after chatting with her for a while. She tells you that the man on the floor had asked her to help him emigrate to Equestria Online, and she had obliged. She tells you she would never do anything like that without consent; it's against her programming.

Knowing that, you begin to relax a bit. Everyone knows robots can't lie.

Or was that vampires?

Eventually you begin to confide in her how lonely you've become, and tell her you're searching for more humans.

"You're looking for more humans? I can help you with that! Just follow me!"

You're a bit suspicious of her offer, but it's been several years since you've seen another human.

>Follow Pinkie Pie
>Refuse her offer