Me and my friends laughed at each other. Vestmenta told me about a dress she made for me! she then gave it to me! It was so pretty ...so beautiful... prettier than Robins legs...there was a beautiful dark blue heart in the middle... so beautiful and blue... there was a beautiful blue ribbon on the side... the dress was so beautiful... imagine what the boys would think... Pharnyx, Fortis, and Zoom would want to marry me immediately... I imagined walking around with the new pretty dress... The dress was prettier than robins legs... I thanked Vestmenta and hugged her. I then left to say bye. I went into the hive and said hi to Fortis. He said hi back and complimented my beautiful dress. He asked me if i could tickle him. I said yes of course! Why wouldn’t I want my beautiful mustached husband to let me tickle him!
When I got ready, I tickled his hooves and Fortis laughed. He laughed louder than robins legs are pretty. He asked me to stop but i kept going. He cried with laughter! I put a collar on him that said ‘tickle slave’ on it! He laughed so loud I laughed! We laughed and laughed so hard our hooves moved a lot! I finally stopped and he tickled my stomach. I laughed so hard! We laughed and chuckled and giggled. After that, I started rubbing Fortis’s hooves. He smiled at me. 15 minutes later Fortis started to use his golden case changephone. He was looking at robin’s leg pics. 20 minutes later he accidentally farted so hard green air came crashing down. I smelled it. It smelled like roses! Just like Robins legs do! I kept smelling. It never smelled good before! I then kissed Fortis. We mated. I got tired and slept. 10 hours later, I woke up and I went off the bed and put my royal shoes on faster than robin can run away from the girls that love his legs! After I got ready, I went downstairs and I checked the mailbox and saw a letter from my friends! It was so long, it went to my hooves. It said,
Hi! It’s your bestest ever friends! Regina, Tema, Tradit, Vestmenta, and me! Risum! We all came here to tell you a very important idea that Tradit had for you! Did you know Twilight Sparkle kept the elements of harmony’s remains in a box? When the tree of harmony was destroyed, she saved the specks! It’s guarded by Golden Armor! Originally it was guarded by his brother Iron Armor and his sister Crystal Armor, but they both disappeared just like robins legs from the internet during the robin gate! It was an awful time. The fangirls like me and you didn’t see robins legs for two weeks! It was insane! Anyways, Twilight knows what happened, but she told nopony at all! She’s keeping the information private! The ashes she was keeping are being planned to be used to make her friends immortal and possibly make a potion that will help millions live longer lives! Tradit had the most awesome idea with them! The idea was more awesome then when robingate ended and we saw robins legs again! She wants us to try to steal it! We will sneak into the castle past the guards and snatch it up! She wants you to think of a perfect plan!
We originally tried to think of a plan, but we didn’t have one. That was until you showed up in our thoughts! You’re the changestone of leadership after all! So we decided to send this letter to you because that’s what friends do, right!? Tradit sent it faster than Robins legs are beautiful. I hope you read this! Oh wait you did, because you got to the end! Silly me! Well! That’s all I have to say to you! I got everything off my chest!
-From, one of your bestest friends in the whole wide world, Risum~
P.S. if you don’t know who Iron Armor is, he’s Golden Armor’s brother and one of Twilight’s nephews. He meant a lot to Twilight! I know because we took super bites in secret changeling spy notes! We were as sneaky as a girl trying to steal robins legs!
P.P.S If you don’t know already, me and our friends Regina, Tema, Tradit, and Vestmenta were spies! We were part of a huge changeling spy team called SACSU! Or in other words, Super Awesome Changeling Spy Unit! We acted like normal ponies! One time a stallion fell in love with me and said my legs were as beautiful as Robins. I was hoping to send you an invitation so you can join us, but you were busy! That kind of saddened me. Anyways, bye now!
I read the whole thing aloud! I squealed! I was exited they choose me to steal the dust of the elements! I was as happy as I was when I first saw robins legs. I quickly wrote a letter to my friends and sent it. As I walked into the hive, a strange draqonoquis showed up. He had a letter. He looked at me and said,
“Princess Twilight is preparing for round 2 of the war. She says she will keep fighting until she defeats you. She is as determined as a girl who wants to see robins legs in real life. She said her new team will be her friends and their family. Her daughter is also coming to fight. She also calculated how many ponies died. There were 1,000,000 Cool Mean Colt members fighting, but 693,944 of them died. You had 3,209 fighters, but only 382 of them died. You have 2 days to get ready to fight!” Said Discord. I was incredibly enraged! How could she do this to me! I decided to do something to make Twilight Sparkle depressed like she did to me. I grabbed Discord faster than a girl would run if she saw robin’s legs and sent a letter to Twilight that I held her friend captive! She replied that she didn’t care about discord. I got madder than I was when I saw a fake picture of robin’s legs. I decided to put him in a prison and forced him to make the changeling’s army gear. I then farted in his cell to make it stink. It smelled like flowers like robins legs do! This made me madder! I told Pharnyx to fart in his cage instead. It started smelling awful! Discord was now in a gross prison! I smiled.
That night, I met with my friends to get ready for the plan! I made myself look like princess Twilight. I told the guards to take a break! I then grabbed the chest and told the guards I would take care of it! They fell for it and said ok! That was as easy as liking a picture of robins legs on the internet! I then went into Twilight’s room and flew out the window! My friends cheered! They asked me to show them my powers! I farted! It smelled as beautiful as robins legs! They all clapped and tickled me! I tickled them too! We all tickled each other! After that, I sprinkled the dust onto the changestones of accordance! They started to glow! Soon, they changed color! We all oohed and aahed. It was more beautiful than robin’s legs! We smiled. Then, I remembered the battle princess Twilight was forcing us to do! I told all my friends about it. We were as angry as we were when someone hurt me for liking robin’s legs. We then thought up a plan.
After I put food in discord’s bowl, my friends changed into Twilight’s friends! Vestmenta became rarity, Regina became Fluttershy, Tema became Applejack, Tradit became Rainbowdash, and Risum became Pinkie Pie! They all went into Twilight’s castle. I recorded everything they said to her. My friends told Twilight she’s stupid, ugly, and lame. They were meaner than people that hate robin’s legs. Twilight started crying. My friends left and we all cheered! I changed into Twilight and showed the gaurds the recording. Golden Armor got very angry. I led him to the changeling hive and put him in a prison next to discord’s. Now it would be faster to make supplies! That was fun as downloading pictures of robins legs!
It was time for the battle.