New Human

by MyVodka


20) ?

"...Damn Kevin." Phil spoke to Kevin. "You're not fat this time." They both shook hands and smiled.

"And you're wearing some nice clothing too." Gavin noted. "You must've been a rich person there."

Kevin set his items into the back of the van. "I am! ...Well, was." He bent over and stretched his back. "Anyway, what did you guys do?" Twilight walked towards the new, thin, and fancy Kevin. "Hey Twi.. How's it going?"

"Oh! It's been good!" Twilight hugged Kevin tightly. "Hey, I heard that there was some sort of freak accident in the Philippines. What happened?"

"Oh yeah! Well, there was some sort of purple lightning, it struck into some nearby lemon trees and the fire burned my house down." Kevin took out his phone and showed her the picture of the destroyed house.

Lyra walked towards Kevin. "Hey.."

He glanced at the green haired girl, "Hey.." He stopped for a minute, then continued talking to Twilight.



It was 9:41 PM and everyone was eating inside the van, parked outside of McDonalds. The ponies ate some cheap knockoff cereal they gotten from Safeway earlier. The boys were unwrapping some of Kevin's food he got from the Philippines.

"Kevin." Gavin took his trilby hat. "Dude, where'd you get the hat?"

"The hat store." He said dryly. "Not really, my cousin gave it to me before we had to evacuate."

Twilight sat next to Kevin, "About that weird weather event happening... Wasn't there something unusual with that storm?"

Kevin took his hat back from Gavin. "Just the purple lightning." Gavin looked back at Kevin and the ponies, then looked at Phil.

Twilight's phone rang loudly, scaring some of them. "Oops! Sorry about that!" She checked her phone, it was Seamus. "It's Seamus."

"I'll take care of it." Gavin said. He grabbed Twilight's phone, answered the call and puts it on speaker. He grabs a portion of his right cheek and places the phone near his mouth. He quickly juggles his pinched cheek back and forth, creating a questioning sound.

"Twilight? What the hell?" Seamus said through the phone. The boys and RD bit their tongues to control their laughter. "Twilight, where are you? ..Are you having sex?"

"You guys are so immature." Twilight commented as Seamus hangs up.

Everyone, besides Lyra and Twilight, burst into laughter as he hung up. Lyra sat next to Twilight, playing Temple Run on her phone. "Hey Twilight," She whispered. "I don't like Kevin anymore."

"Why not?" Twilight whispered back. "You two looked like a good pair before."

"Yeah, but that was before! Didn't you notice that he only spoke to me once? Plus, he's so different!"

"And? He's tired. Just look!"

Gavin answers Seamus' call on Twilight's phone again. As Gavin converses with him, Phil, who is driving; RD, who is trying to hold back her laughter; and Kevin, also trying to hold in his laughter, speaks in the background.

"Pass me those drugs, Kevin!" Phil blurted out.

"Gimme a heroin shot, Rainbow!" Kevin blurts into the phone.

"Gavin? What the fuck is going on in the back?" Seamus shouted through the phone. "Is Kevin back? I heard his voice!"

"Yeah.."

Twilight and Lyra gave awkward looks to everyone else. "You know what, I think you're right about Kevin. But you can't just go not liking him without a legitimate reason."

"I guess your right." Lyra's phone dies. "Dang, I was about to reach the high score on Temple Run."

"Oh well," Twilight grabbed a bag of cereal from the fridge. "Let's watch some movies, I guess."

"I guess. I really like Clerks, thanks to Kevin."



The next morning, Twilight studied the patterns of this storm with Kevin and Spike. They were downstairs in the living room, drawing on the chalkboard. The TV was tuned to the Weather Channel, receiving coverage on the storm.

"..And the storm kinda had like a swirl. Like a hurricane." Kevin said as he drew on the chalkboard. "Only the purple lightning was just strange."

"I see."

The TV suddenly emits a piercing sound, a storm alert. The weather reporters begin to talk ."Attention! The storm is beginning to dissipate. Here's Johanna with the live action report." The screen changed to a show Johanna, the weather reporter, in the Philippines, as she is standing inside a large puddle of water.

"Well, Tom!" She cried. "The storms are beginning to die down, but the rain and lightning are still going on!" Suddenly, the camera shocks both Johanna and the cameraman in the puddle. The camera returns to the reporter, shocked as he saw her die. Spike changes the channel to AMC, where a Breaking Bad marathon is on.

"You know what? I think we should work on this later." Spike suggested. "I mean, its dying down. Why not just relax...?"

"Yeah, I guess you're right. We've been up all night talking about this." Twilight opened a can of soda. "I'll drink this and sleep, I guess." She turned to around, "Kevin?" He had fallen asleep on the couch, placing his trilby hat on his face.



August 20th, 2012



"God fucking damn it!" Seamus shouted as he walks into the school office. "School is fucking here!"

"Calm down, we're juniors. Not sophomores." May said.

"Yeah, I know." Twilight said as she ate a granola bar. "Just shut up, you don't wanna get in trouble on the first day."

"Kevin already did." Lyra said.

Lyra, Twilight, May and Seamus stood in line of the office, wearing their school gear. The wind was blowing, the sun was blocked by clouds that Rainbow blew with her wings. Some students were hugging each other and talking about their summer vacation.

The ponies were handed their list of classes.

Christina Cooper
Period 1: Chemistry
Period 2: Pre-Calculus
Period 3: Photography 1
Period 4: English 11
Period 5: Dance
Period 6: American History

"Oh wow, I remember this name." Twilight looked at Lyra's transcript.

Lyra Heartstrings
Period 1: English 11
Period 2: Conceptual Physics
Period 3: American History
Period 4: Algebra 2
Period 5: Dance
Period 6: Psychology

"Oh hey! I got dance with you!" The two ponies hugged each other hard. Seamus and May got their transcripts also.

Seamus O'Ryan Cooper
Period 1: Biotechnology
Period 2: Fit for Life
Period 3: American History
Period 4: Integrated Algebra 2
Period 5: Jazz Band
Period 6: English 11

May O'Ryan Cooper
Period 1: Algebra 2
Period 2: Ceramics
Period 3: Teacher's Assistance
Period 4: English 11
Period 5: Physics
Period 6: American History AP

Seamus turned towards the girls. "Well... Guess we all gotta go to our classes now."