"You know how hard it was for me not make any jokes about you during? I had a billion of 'em." Definitely a new experience, not a bad one by any means, I don't know who I’m tryin' to kid that was awesome. "So many times I had to resist making any fastest in Equestria jokes, or taste the rainbow. But in all seriousness I think I put a bit more effort into it than you did."
"Oh shut up, you know you enjoyed every second of it, not every day you get to sleep with a national star like myself. Well you probably will, hint hint." God I love this place, I can fly faster than the speed of sound, live in the sky with one of six god slayers, SLEEP with said god slayer, and now I get to go on my very first quest. Freakin love this place. "Hope your fire hasn't died out, I’m ready for round tw-"
OH god, I know that noise, please tell me this is happening. "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! Dash quick, look presentable! He's here!" How is this happening?! Why am I questioning this?!
"Presentable? Who here? What is the noise, and WHAT IS THAT!?" I can't believe it, he's actually here! The Doctor Is here! Surprisingly bad timing though, damn you cock-blocking universe. "What is going on here Burns? What is that thing appearing in my bedroom!”?
"That my dear Rainbow, is the TARDIS. Time travel thing. It’s a Looooooong story, anyway were about to have a visitor. Rainbow I'd like to introduce you to, The Doctor."
"I GOT YOU THIS TIME YOU DAL-Where am I? What did you just call me, how do you know my name? Who are you?" He's been to earth before, so I’ve gotta watch the way I talk around him, last thing I need is for someone to catch onto me. Let alone a dimension traveling time pony.
"Me? I’m no pony, you on the other hand-" Shit I just said hand, well that was short lived.
“‘scuse me? Did you just say hand? I thought you ponies didn’t use terms like that? *Intense Glare* you are a pony, yes? Although I’ve never seen a pony as uh, colored as you." Damn, he's quick. This shouldn't come as a surprise to me.
"I’m not strangely colored...What about you, who wears a tie? What are you doing here Doctor?"
"There it is again, how do you know my name? You some kind of spy?
"Spy? Me? With this bright completely normal coat, stealth isn't one of my strong points as you can see for yourself. Now um could I possibly speak to you in the TARDIS, privately?”
"How do you know this stuff?! My my, you ponies are full of surprises, Gah, why not get in here yah crazy." Oh My God I get to go into the TARDIS! This is hands down the best day of my life. "Oi! Right here, come on in then."
"Hehe, yes Doctor, one moment please! Rainbow listen, stay here for a sec I gotta go talk to our um, visitor."
"Visitor? Who is this guy? You said time travel? What does that mean? Please Burns, this looks important, don't leave me in the dark about this."
"Rainbow, I promise. Whatever comes out of this will be good. I got a surprise for you when this is all done." As long as I can talk the Doctor into my plan this will be the best quest/journey thing ever. "Just trust me; I know what I’m doing." I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing.
"Are you two done talkin yet? I’m givin ya one chance to have this talk ah' yours." Ugh so impatient. Better get in that thing before he decides to leave. Man, this thing is as cool as it always looked on the show; it’s really big in here actually, too big. Weird, I wonder if all things in Equestria are bigger on the inside than on the outside.
"Doctor listen to me, I’m not from here. I’m human. I just sorta crashe-"
"Wait your human? Then how the bloody hell did you end up here? I don't even know why I’m here, not sure why I’m a pony either. Figured I just reincarnated or somethin, but enough about me! You! You’re human or were anyway. How's humanity doing by the way? Been awhile since I checked up on them."
"Uh, just fine Doctor. Nothing new, same old same old. Never mind that though, I have a favor to ask you. Can you send a message for me? A message home saying that I’m ok, not to worry that-that I’m safe. Please could you do that for me?" This has been on my mind since I got here; I can't just leave everyone back home worrying about me.
"Yes, yes of course. I'd imagine someone must be worrying about you. Here just send it through this Mr. um sorry what do you go by here?"
"My name is Tyler, but here I go by Burnout. Use whichever one you want, I don't really mind. Oh and thank you Doctor, for letting me do this."
"Haha, It's no problem my good sir, nice to find someone here who knows about our world, talk normal without all of those dreadful pony puns."
"You actually use those? I talk normal and no one's corrected me so far. Been here for three days I think, and I’m already living in the clouds. Amazing place isn't it?"
"Yes, quite so. I've seen some pretty amazing things before, but this word is really amazing. You know with all the magic and such. I'd just love to figure out more about it, just imagine all the lost secrets this world holds? All the adventures just waiting to happen." You know that just gave me an idea...
"Say Doctor, I’m going to be leaving on an adventure of my own pretty soon, going to a city of fallen race, wiped out before their time in massive volcanic explosion. I guess I got some powers when I crashed here, control of fire and such. The Princess told me that the city might hold the secret to controlling my powers, so you seem pretty desperate for adventure, would you like to come with me and my lady?"
"Wow, that’s the first time I've ever had that said to me. Anyway I don't see why not. Sounds like it would be a blast. You can count me in." Haha, adventuring with the Doctor, this is going to make one hell of trip.
Authors Note: So yeah, The Doctor is now part of this story, and someone else will be next chapter. I wounder who it could be? You know what, you guys pick. comment down there and I'll try and link them to the story. Well goodbye for now, Riften out.