Drabble Kaboom!

by Alex Warlorn


Mirror Celestia's Broadcast by Kendell2 (tier request)

“Attention citizens of Earth, I am Queen Celestia. From this day forwards, you are under Equestrian rule. Surrender to me or prepare to languish under a drought without end beneath my glorious sun as my sister Queen Luna infiltrates and torments your dreams by the light of her...beautiful moon. And I am well-aware of your 'nuclear weapons,' I was the one who devoured the one you shot at us. Feel free to try and destroy the world so 'we can't have it' with them, the radiation will make conquest of my home world easier once I consume it. You have 24 hours to comply,” Queen Celestia of Mirror Equestria announced over the hijacked television networks (procured by her science savvy student).

“I've already started planting the seeds of panic and hatred among the population with my dear little Fury Heart,” Empress Cadenza replied with a sadistic smirk once her aunt's announcement was over. “That little nudge should get the mass hysteria going.”

“Good job...seriously, as amusing as that ponification idea my advisor came up with would be, why waste time on it when we have four goddesses?”