London 12:00 NOON 11/6/2102
Jack Harkness and Gwen Cooper went to get a vehicle that could transport the Doctor and his group to the castle.
Gwen said "Why can't they just take their TARDIS up to the Master?"
"The Doctor said that the TARDIS can't properly fly in this world. It's too mad." Jack said.
They saw a long van with "TORCHWOOD" written in yellow letters. Gwen opened the van and said "Oh look we drove a clown car."
Jack went to check out the van only to discover that it's bigger on the inside, like the Doctor's TARDIS. The vehicle was at least 6 times bigger inside. He said, "Well we now have something that we can travel in." They drove the van back to the 67th hangar.
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London 12:05 PM
The Doctor's group was waiting at the underground base. Martha, Rose and River were packing sonic blasters in a small bag. Amy and Rory were also gathering weapons and other things to set back whatever may block their way.
Several Silurians were monitoring the status of the outside world. They saw people bursting into flame and ball lightning destroying homes.
The ponies were busy waiting and preparing for the trip. Twilight Sparkle was curious on how Jack and the others were able to keep this place relatively orderly, given the chaos happening outside.
Jack and Gwen returned with the van. Everyone was a little surprised at how small it was.
Rainbow Dash said "You think that van is big enough for all of us?"
Jack said "Not until I saw that it was turned into a clown car."
Pinkie Pie went inside the vehicle and came out wearing white face paint and red rubber nose. Everyone went inside and took the supplies. Jack told everyone to try and keep the people in this place safe as the van drove out of the underground base through a ramp in the hangar.
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London 12:13 PM
The van was driving through a giant hailstorm with hail made of chocolate milk and rainwater. Twilight cast a force-field over the van to keep the weather out.
Captain Jack went to The Doctor and said "Do you think that this world is a paradox?"
The Doctor said "Well it's hard to say considering that there's too much to keep track of."
The van passed a small building with a weather-vain. the weather-vain was a giant question mark with the points having the letters W, H,A, and T. There were also waterfalls going up and floating buildings and the roads twisted and turned to impossible angles.
Pinkie Pie was sticking her head out the window with a large cup trying to get the raining milk. Rainbow Dash said "Are you kidding me!? Pinkie you don't know what in that milk."
Pinkie Pie said "Sure I do Dashie. It's Chocolate Rain." The pink pony then put the cup back in the van. It was filled with chocolate milk and had two straws in it. She said "Want some?" Rainbow Dash looked at Pinkie's eyes and decided to drink the milk.
The Doctor was talking with Rory. They looked at the women who were having their own conversation about the weather. The Doctor said "The one neutral topic turned on it's head. Along with everything else."
Rory said "How come the van and the base aren't ... you know." He could not find the word to describe the chaos happening outside.
The Doctor explained that the world was changed by a paradox. Then said "Keep that in mind when you see two of your wife again."
The van was a third of the way to the impossible castle. The castle looked like several towers were twisted and turned. Like an warped amalgamation of various building haphazardly thrown together.
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London 1:00 PM
Lyra and Bonbon were looking outside the van. They saw multiple animals' legs turn to stilts outside. The people out on the streets were running in fear as their world became an eldritch hell around them.
Lyra said "Do you think this world is worth it Bonbon?"
Bonbon said "What do you mean?"
"I thought that it would be great to explore the land of humans, but now..." said Lyra ash she looked at the sad state of the Earth.
"Lyra dear, at first I just thought this place was just you being um off." Bonbon said "But now at least I know that you weren't as crazy as I thought ." She chuckled.
"Hey!" Lyra said.
"I'm just kidding." Bonbon said "But you do realize that this planet isn't in the state you expected."
"I know." She sighed.
"Look at the bright side. At lease we know we can fix this mess and return both earth and Equestria back to normal eventually. Maye we can visit this place again when that happens. You gotta cheer up. I may not understand this place, but I can at least know that it's shouldn't get you down."
Lyra was about to cry. She said "Thanks." They were about to nuzzle until Minty and Ditzy walked in the room of the van.
Meanwhile Starsong was reading a book an meteorology when Twilight came in and said "Hello."
Starsong said "Hi."
Twilight noticed the book and said "Where did you get that?"
Starsong said "Well I saw the book back at that underground base and the guy reading it gave it to me. I figured I'd compare and contrast how weather works here and back at Equestria."
Twilight said "I'd never guessed that you were into meteorology."
Starsong said "Yeah I get that a lot. I majored in it back at my university and since I figured that as a pegasus I should should try to figure out how the weather works."
"I see." Twilight said "Well I have several books on the subject you can borrow when we get back home."
Starsong said "Thanks." and left to join Toola Roola and the others. Twilight looked out the window and saw something heading for the van. She was getting a little worried, she tried to fortify her force-field and warn the Doctor.
By this point the van was almost at the castle. The castle now looked more like an giant spaceship looking bigger than even the earth yet still could ot be seen from 30 miles away. A large gate leading inside was open. There was a lever nearby.
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London 1:30 PM
Twilight went to find the Doctor and Jack. They were in the front of the van. Gwen was driving.
Twilight wen to the doctor and said "We have a problem." Then pointed to her left.
Everyone saw that a stampede of elephants and bulls were heading for the van. Their legs extended to the height of towers. The Doctor left the room. Jack said "Gwen, stay on course we're almost there!" and left.
Gwen deadpanned "Aye aye Captain."
Jack Harkness and the Doctor ward every one about the stampede. Martha, Rose, Rory, Any and River picked up some sonic blasters. Applejack took some rope. Pinkie Pie brought out her party cannon. everypony else went and tried to find something to help ward back the stampede.
The van was nearing a bridge to the floating castle. There were two tall spires leaning toward the van.
The swarm of mutated animals were moving closer. Rose and Martha were shooting their blaster at the them but they didn't leave a scratch on the beasts. The stampede had breached the road the van was traveling on and started to follow the van.
Gwen was driving as fast as she could. Jack and the Doctor saw the gate to the castle closing.
The Doctor said "We need to keep the gate open!"
Jack said "I have a plan." and went to the the "bridge" of the van.
Applejack saw the lever near the door and the gate closing. She said "Rainbow, can you take this end and tie it somewhere?"
Rainbow Dash was confused but agreed. She took one end of the rope and tied it to a floating tree that the van passed. She returned and said "Ok it's hooked."
Jack went to the the wheel and said "Gwen let me drive."
Gwen said "What are you gonna do?"
Jack said "Break the speed limit, again." Gwen left the wheel and Jack got on the driver's seat. He took the cover off the wiring and began tinkering with then floored it. The van was going faster then ever, outrunning the herd of feral bulls and elephants.
Applejack however took the other end of her rope and made it a lasso. She stuck he head out and tried to throw the lasso to the faraway lever. She let go of the rope but had barely roped the lever. The rope was holding the lever in place, stopping the gates from closing.
The van was a few miles away from the van but the stampede was closing in on them. Pinkie started firing her cannon, the cakes and confetti had hit and stopped some of the elephants and bulls but they were still charging at the van.
By this point the van had entered the castle of the Maestro of Discord, but the elephants and bulls were still chasing them. They would not stop. River aimed her gun at the lever and fired. The shot had hid the rope and freed the lever causing the gate to fall abruptly. The van then stopped.
Twilight let the barrier down as everyone exited the van. Gwen and Cheerilee decided to stay and keep the fillies out of trouble. Everyone else began to search for the Maestro of Discord.