Letters from an Evil Empress

by zackepic22


Maybe One Lesson Learned

Dear Twilight and Friends,

TWILIGHT SPARKLE

...I'm not going to lie, while I was initially disappointed in you for what happened, it pretty much quickly dawned on me that this was my fault.

I knew I was putting a bunch of pressure on you from the beginning. I did that because you were my personal student. But, I didn't realize that I was doing it enough to the point that you were desperate enough to try and make something to write to me about, because you felt if you didn't write about what you considered a successful accomplishment, you would feel that you had failed over all.

And, for that, I'm sorry. I'm glad that I'll be able to spread the responsibilities, so that you may feel like you don't have too much on your hooves.

Also, I hope you'll take better care of that doll in the future. I know how much Smarty Pants means to you usually, and, to see you subject her to this kind of thing? Well, I'm sure she doesn't appreciate it. You best make sure to care for her more.

Now, I also know that you've been writing to me about the newest member of the royal family. And, I can understand why. You have no idea where she came from, or what's capable of, but, you know that she's cute as a button~

Yes, Eclipse is truly the perfect little sister, blessed to us by the heavens themselves! At least, thats the story we're sticking with, and, you will too, if you know whats good for you...

Anyway, Nighty's been taking care of her a lot, but, she's been having trouble. Eclipse has all of these little sharp teeth, pretty much little needle versions of ours', and, sometimes, she will bite if she wants something enough. And thats if she doesn't try to blast Nighty.

We've been having a lot of success from Cadance, though! I knew my niece was a good babysitter, but, this definitely proves that she's in the very top tier of babysitting. Not only is Eclipse perfectly peaceful around her, but, also never bites her.

...Shining Armor, on the underhand-

Well, I'm sure they're not bad enough to permanently injure anything.

...And, now I hear crying. Nighty's got her so

TALK TO YOU SOON

EMPRESS DB

NIGHTY

NIGHTY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

You're holding her upside down, for pity's sake!

Stop it!

...Nighty, she's making the face. You better point that back down in the direction she's supposed to go, or-

...

Well, thats what she gets for not listening to me, and pointing the baby's rear end back down toward the ground.

Isn't dat right, Eclipse? Yesh, it is! Yesh, it is, ya big sistah Nighty's so siwwy~