Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Well...Admittedly, Discord had more of an advantage than I thought he would have. And, I basically realized that as soon as the elements were gone, and he was practically-if subtly- mocking us in the stain glass window.
...Well, I mean, mocking you all, and flirting with me. I should have known he would be into 'bad girls'...
Well, whatever, its not really important! But, what I know is, things basically went horribly in the maze. I bet his trials were the most twisted, depraved, vile things he could have come up with, probably a lot worse than some of my own punishments. And, he probably cheated at least twice, because, he always cheats at least twice.
He's a cheater McCheaterton, thats what he is.
Siiigggghhhh. Anyway, while we're trying to deal with the renewed vigor of chaos over here, I realized you may have been dealing with some problems over there, and, well, while I may be what some might consider 'evil', I don't want this place turning into a loony bin either. I still care about my subjects.
Don't be thinking I'm going soft on you, though. I will never go soft on you.
...Which is hilarious, considering all these letters I'm sending back to you, to try and inspire you, to get you back on the right track.
Heh. I guess I'm really just an old softie at heart when it matters, huh...?
Anyway, hope these letters get through to you, whatever you're going through, and, that you and your friends pull through in the end~
Wishing for the best for you,
Empress Daybreaker
P.S. Tell Spike I'm sorry, I know this is probably making him feel all weird and bloated, but, this is really the only way I can send mail to you the most conveniently...
Well, Sis, all we can do now is wait, and hope that they don't screw this up.
Yeah, sure, I'll hold Eclip-
PHEW!
NIGHTY! DID YOU GIVE HER TO ME ALL SMELLY ON PURPOSE?!
You are such a-
Ugggghhhh, its hard to stay mad at you when you're so beautifully evil like this.
...Its easier to when you're laughing like that, though.