UGgggghhhh, this is what I get for letting school fillies have field trip access to the castle grounds...
Dear Twilight and Friends,
I'm guessing you're noticing allllll the strange weather and stuff happening around you right now? Probably Cotton Candy clouds, filled with chocolate rain and the like. And, I'm guessing the local wildlife has gone so batshit insane, that they don't even really resemble what they're supposed to look like all that much anymore.
Its Discord's fault.
Basically, he is one of my Evil Exes, from before I became evil myself. He is the embodiment of Chaos himself, and, honestly, he fits the phrase 'koo-koo for coco puffs' way too easily. He used to be one of my diplomats, venturing into lands where it was unsafe for ponies to go, and, he ended up being my personal envoy to the land of the Centaurs. We had a...thing going on for a while. Don't really want to get into specifics, especially since I don't even like him as much as I use to.
He'd probably consider me a firecracker compared to what I used to be, but, now, he's a joke to me, and there is no way, no how, that I would ever get back together with him, ever. He's going back in stone, and, unless something happens, like, say, something that makes it so that he might become incredibly useful all of a sudden, he's not coming back out.
...Granted, he's still an incredibly dangerous joke, what with his ability to manipulate reality to a degree, and, he can't be left alone or taken lightly. This is going to be a very dangerous undertaking, and, I really need to give you all your elements back, so that he does not turn our entire castle into a giant marble to wreck things with.
I need-
ECLIPSE, NO!
You don't know where that Cotton Candy's been! Spit it out!
Spit it out right now!
...Nighty, please keep her from eating anymore of that cotton candy.
Sorry, where did I leave off?
Right.
I need the six of you to get over here as quickly as you can, so that I may bestow the Elements of Harmony upon you, and you can utterly petrify his ass once more~
...Unless he somehow already knows where the elements are, and is able to use his magic to get them from the safe.
Anyway, get your butts moving right now!
Hoping you will get over here very quickly,
Empress Daybreaker
Nighty, no!
Just hold Eclipse close for dear life-but not hard enough to squish her too much-and, stop trying to beam the clouds!
Why?
Well, because knowing him, he probably made it so they would just regene-
Yep, there it is...
Sigh. Things are going to get real crazy if they don't get those elements soon.