Drabble Kaboom!

by Alex Warlorn


Spike's perfectly normal day (IDW Cosmos spoilers)

Rainbow Dash, "Guys, if Spike ate the stars that contained Cosmos' power... doesn't that mean Spike would now have godlike power to alter reality as he wished?"

Princess Twilight shook her head. "Come on now Rainbow Dash, you know Emperor Spike is a benevolent ruler, he'd never abuse power like that."

"Indeed," Mina nodded. "He treats me and his other wives perfectly well and with respect." Mina blushed. "Now excuse me. I wanna go back to fawning over his perfect form!" Mina sat down next to Emperor Spike's throne, behind the perfect dragoness Rarity. On the other side was Ember with Smolder behind her.

On the throne was Emperor Spike, a towering dragon with a perfect body builder bod.

"I am so lame! I am a total loser!" Jester Grable said, hitting himself in the face with a cream pie, wearing the traditional Fool's Cap and outfit, and bowed.

Spike's wives clapped at Garble performance.

"Yeah, nothin' seems strange 'round here," AJ observed. "Guess eatin' Cosmos' stars didn't effect 'em at all."

"Oh I wish you two could be a little more refined," the dragon Rarity said to Rainbow Dash and Applejack. Emperor Spike glanced at Rarity's words.

"Of course Lady Rarity," the orange and blue dragonesses bowed.

"Even though we'll never be as ladylike as you darling, we try our hardest," Rainbow Dash said with a Isle of Pony accent.

"Thank you for everything you've taught us!" Applejack added.

"Oh I'm just teasing, you two dears are wonderful students," Rarity said at the two perfect lady like dragoness she had taught everything she knew.

Twilight said, “I’m just happy Celestia and Luna gave their power and authority to Spike, now I can just focus on my studies and teaching magic like I always wanted to begin with!... and being with my friends of course!”

Spike turn he head toward her with the same glowing eyes, “what are you talking it about captain?”

“I don’t know my lord?” said the purple dragoness with the royal purple armor with couple of battle scars on her, “ maybe I just tired on my duty that all my lord?”

King Spike then turn he head towards Rainbow and Applejack, “you two, why’d don’t you take captain Dusk Shine and give him something special tonight, okay.”

“Yes my king,” both dragonesses said as they’d went with the now male purple dragon.