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PONYVILLE- Many ponies across the land enjoy the "My Little Human" comic books and all believe that they are just myths and the objects of said comic book but a sighting of an actual human was caught in Ponyville. The local anthropologist and human enthusiast Lyra Heartstrings was caught dragging one out of the Everfree Forest and eventually into her home. This was something that shocked many and like we always do, we believe the nation deserves to know if what was seen was true.
When we decided to pay this unicorn a visit, she had the human in her basement, tied up and was trying to feed it. We asked Lyra why she had the human and she stated that she simply wanted one for a pet so she went to where she knew she could get one. Lyra became more confrontational when asked where in the forest she could get one and threw us out of her house.
We then approached Princess Celestia and after questioning, she let us know that not only was Lyra a student of hers but that the location of the portal to some other world did indeed exist and Lyra must have known where to find it. This caused us to want to know where she learned this. When we approached her over the location, she burned us with energy and yelled, "You're not taking my Megan away from me! She is my pet!"
We know there are plenty of ponies close to Lyra so we approached her elder sister, Dr. Colgate over the issue. She too was at first confrontational until she brought up the castle of the two sisters and a map with the location so like what any good reporter would do, we found this portal and went through it.
On the other side not only did we find two other humans but also a bunch of small-eyed fat ponies looking for this Megan that Lyra was holding captive. We told the other humans, known as Molly and Danny Williams. The two bipeds seemed rather friendly and asked about their sister. We decided to reunite them and brought them back to Equestria to retrieve their elder sister. When we arrived at Lyra's house, that would not be the case.
Not only was Lyra present but so was Colgate and after a rather violent confrontation, Lyra now has three human pets. We are not sure if the fat ponies from the other side of the portal will come to rescue these humans but Lyra did say this, "Nopony is going to take my pets away from me, NOPONY!"
Her much more powerful older sister too stated that she would make sure that nopony, whether it be a pony from the other side of the portal or anypony here in Equestria tried to take her sister's pets away from her that there would be hell to pay.