Dear Diary,
A new contender for my heart has emerged! A pegasus! There aren't many pegasi around here. Ponyville is primarily an earth pony town, and while unicorns are a sizable minority, most pegasus ponies don't like being grounded for any length of time. And to be completely honest, I've always been primarily attracted to unicorn stallions with long horns.
Still, I can appreciate a pegasus' toned physique. I've sized Rainbow Dash enough times to be quite jealous of her lean flanks. Not that I don't appreciate my own curves, but she burns so many calories she actively eats carbs like they're going out of style, while I have to relegate myself to salads and tiny portions.
But I'm getting off topic. This isn't my rants journal. Those are all far thicker than you, Diary. In a way you're like Rainbow Dash and they're like Bulk Biceps. Speaking of Bulk, he seems like a nice enough stallion, but he doesn't set my heart aflutter like Thunderlane does. He's way too big and muscular. Thunder Lane, on the other hoof, has got quite the physique. And those rippling muscles even saved my life!
There I was, falling to my doom (again!) and this amazing stallion just plucked me out of the air like it was nothing. He's kind of goofy and he has a corny sense of humor that reminds me of father's.
There's only one problem. Well, two problems to be precise: Flitter and Cloudchaser. Yes, the twins we like to call the pegasisters behind their backs. While neither of them is actually dating Thunderlane (I won't make that mistake ever again - I would never have forgiven myself if I'd come between Fancy Pants and Fleur-de-lis!), it's obvious that one (or perhaps both?) of them likes him. And perhaps a third problem as well: I'm sure I've seen Blossomforth giving me the evil eye around town too. To be fair there are more pegasus mares in town than there are pegasus stallions, and Thunderlane is by far the cream of the crop.
But every time I try to see Thunderlane he's always with at least one of these other mares. Almost as if they're protecting their territory. I'm being blocked, Diary, and I don't like it one bit.
Love,
Rarity