Dear Diary,
Well, I guess I won't be apprenticing under Denim Blue. And let me just say that Hoity Toity is the single most reprehensible stallion I've ever had the misfortune of meeting. Well, perhaps 'meeting' is the wrong word. I never spoke to him. I didn't want to speak to him after the awful tirade he spewed at poor Denim. While I agree that I've seen better, I'd never say Denim Blue's designs were 'without merit' and that ponies should 'avert their eyes from such fashion calamities'. Denim Blue likes denim. It's kind of her thing.
Let me correct that: denim was her thing. She packed up and left town, leaving Ponyville's only boutique vacant. How will I ever apprentice now, Diary?
Hoity is arrogant, rude, and self-centered. And he's ugly. All old and wrinkly and icky. The single worst pony I've ever met, and if I want to be in fashion, I'll somehow need to get his approval. Diary, I just don't think such a thing is ponily possible!
Love,
Rarity