Dear Diary,
After all these false starts, I think I may have finally found the right stallion after all. His name is Hoity Toity and while he may not be the most handsome stallion to ever grace my fantasies, he's one of the most brilliant fashion designers of our era. Yeah, he's a bit older but that's okay. The colts my age are way too immature. They're all interested in sports and disgusting bodily functions and making comments about my hindquarters. They remind me of that no-good Clod Stewart! But that's what makes Hoity so different. I'm sure he knows how to treat a mare like me right.
Love,
Rarity