Dear Diary,
Today was a disaster! I think I can honestly say today was the worst day ever! without exaggerating. It began with such promise, when I went to see Slugger and the Detrot Tigers play the local Ponyville Athletic Club in an exhibition game. Daddy, silly pony he is, was rooting for the home team because he has friends playing for them. I, of course, was pulling for the Detrot Tigers and the hero of my heart, Slugger!
We had great seats along the left field line. As Slugger is a left fielder, this was perfect! I could see every muscle ripple as he chased down fly balls. And then he was right there alongside our section of the bleachers and I called to him and he looked at me! He looked right at me! I think he was going to smile but then he got hit in the head with a fly ball because he was looking at me instead of paying attention to the game. I feel so bad! It was an accident! They wouldn’t even let me visit him in the hospital to apologize. But worst of all, dearest Diary, was what happened to his face! Taking a baseball to the side of the head does horrible things for the complexion. That perfect face will never be the same! I've ruined the most perfect stallion in all of Equestria! My life is over, Diary. Over!
Worst. Day. Ever.
Love,
Rarity