Dear Diary,
Big Macintosh is a big jerk! I was all over him and he didn’t say anything to me at all! I kept hinting that it would be lovely to take a walk through the orchard and all he could say was ‘eeeyup’ in that stupid drawl of his. And then his stupid sister told me to leave him alone so I kicked her in the shin and now I’m in trouble and it just isn’t fair! They just don’t know what it’s like to have their heart broken! Woe is me! This is the worst possible thing!
Love,
Rarity