Volvox was living during the Middle Ages and had humans, demons, and some monsters living together, the humans have begun to work in sorcery and magic, but it was not as powerful as the other creatures. Volvox lived with the humans, and their king was Tom, even though Tom was king, he was a figurehead, Volvox was the true ruler because he was the head of the church, he had many demons under his command.
Volvox's second-in-command and personal bodyguard was Dommiel, he collected taxes from the humans, he had seventy nine demons under his control, the ones who attended the church with him were Lucifer, Leviathan, Satan, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Mammon, and Belphegor, while the other seventy two were in the underworld, their names were Bael, Agares, Vassago, Samigina, Marbas, Valefor, Amon, Barbatos, Paimon, Buer, Gusion, Sitri, Beleth, Leraje, Eligos, Zepar, Botis, Bathin, Sallos, Purson, Morax, Ipos, Aim, Naberius, Glasya-Labolas, Buné, Ronove, Berith, Astaroth, Forneus, Foras, Asmoday, Gaap, Furfur, Marchosias, Stolas, Phenex, Halphas, Malphas, Raum, Focalor, Vepar, Sabnock, Shax, Vine, Bifrons, Vual, Haagenti, Crocell, Furcas, Balam, Alloces, Caim, Murmur, Orobas, Gremory, Ose, Amy, Orias, Vapula, Zagan, Valac, Andras, Flauros, Andrealphus, Kimaris, Amdusias, Belial, Decarabia, Seere, Dantalion, and Andromalius, each one commanded several legions of demons. Volvox had a ghoul named Giovi with him as well, he chose not to speak, and lost his claws on his hands many years ago, he replaced them with knife blades, he was a master of telekinesis and pyrokinesis, he was also a bodyguard to Volvox.
While Tom was only a figurehead, he still had command over human forces, he was allies with the Knights of the Round Table, which had fourteen members, they were King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, Sir Gawain, Prince Geraint, Sir Percival, Sir Bors the Younger, Sir Lamorak, Sir Kay, Sir Gareth, Sir Bedivere, Sir Gaheris, Sir Galahad, Sir Tristan, and Sir Palamedes, he also had command over the Knights Templar, humans who served under Volvox, they were the first line of defense for his church.
Volvox's kingdom had a trading relationship with another continent, while the continent he was on was called Medieval, the other continent was called Feudal, they were very different from one another, they traded in weapons, a male merchant went to go see Volvox,
"Emperor Volvox, Feudal just demanded more weapons from us." the merchant said,
"Who's the one demanding it?" Volvox asked,
"Some guy named Genma Himuro." the merchant replied,
"Oh, him again, watch out for him, he looks suspicious." Volvox said, the merchant nodded and he left to go deliver firearms to Genma through ship. Volvox was using a portal to speak with an old friend of his, Dragon Lord Torch, who used to serve under him as a military general many years ago,
"Is it you, Volvox?" Dragon Lord Torch asked,
"Yes, Torch, I'm here." Volvox replied,
"Good to speak to you again, the dragons under my command here have been well." Dragon Lord Torch said,
"Yes, that's great to hear, I do miss having you guys serving under me sometimes." Volvox replied,
"You're not the only one, a lot of the dragons here miss you, too." Dragon Lord Torch said, Volvox chuckled,
"How have the griffons, yaks, and changelings been?" Volvox asked,
"I haven't checked, but I remember them serving under you, I think they might miss you from time to time as well." Dragon Lord Torch replied,
"Well, it's nice to know they still care, I was thinking about trying to bring my land into your world so we can all meet again, just like old times, the deadites are rising again, and I need help." Volvox said,
"Yes, of course, I'd like to meet you and the other dragons again." Dragon Lord Torch replied,
"Alright, the demons here will give it a try, talk to you later, Torch." Volvox said,
"Alright, bye." Dragon Lord Torch replied, and the portal closes.
Volvox walks outside of the church and looks around, he sees all of the other areas of the continent, Volvox's kingdom was one area of the continent, it was called Shadowstorm, other areas were Windhelm, Boletaria, Camelot, Blackadder's kingdom, the fairy kingdom, the elf village, the underground city of dwarfs, the tribe of orcs, the vampire kingdom, the tribe of werewolves, the tribe of trolls, and the tribe of ghouls, Volvox's kingdom had the most power out of any area on the continent. A portal opens in an area of the continent, a man and a yellow car fell down, he had pale skin, short black hair, an oblong face shape, and brown eyes, he wore a dark blue long-sleeve shirt with most of the left half torn off, his pants were brown, and he wore black shoes, he had a holster on his back that held a sawed off double barreled shotgun, and a red chainsaw in place of his right hand. The man stands up while everyone looks at him, King Arthur ordered his knights to surround him with spears, while his other knights aimed crossbows at him,
"Wait!" a male elf said, the others look at him,
"I recognize him, he's the Hero from the Sky, sent here from the future to save us." a male elf said, the man stands up,
"Now, you hold on a minute there, my name's Ash, I ain't no hero." the man said,
"Really? You're right here, in the Book of the Dead." the elf replied, and he showed him the page, Ash recognized it,
"Well, that ain't me." Ash said,
"Who is it, then?" the elf asked,
"I dunno, maybe my twin brother." Ash said,
"Twin brother? This man is a fake, seize him!" Blackadder said,
"Wait, stand down." Tom replied, and they do, Tom walks to him,
"We need your help, Ash, monsters have been attacking us, and please disregard him, he's an idiot." Tom said,
"I know who he is, I've seen Blackadder." Ash replied, surprising everyone,
"Well, moving on, my name is Tom, I am the king of Shadowstorm, that there is King Arthur, king of Camelot, that's King Allant, king of Boletaria, and that there is Edmund Blackadder, Prince of England." Tom said,
"Hold on a minute, you kings are just figureheads, the one in charge is the church." Ash replied, everyone was surprised that he knew,
"My kingdom isn't controlled by the church." a man said,
"And you are?" Ash asked,
"I am Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak of Windhelm." the man replied,
"Oh, well, who's the pope?" Ash asked,
"That would be me." Volvox replied as he walked forward, Ash becomes shocked when he sees Volvox, he takes his shotgun out and aims it at Volvox,
"Wait, Ash, I'm not the bad guy, I just run the continent." Volvox said,
"Someone tell me why this big Cerberus is in charge." Ash said,
"Because he has been watching us evolve since the beginning of Earth's existence, he makes sure every species on Earth does not go extinct." Tom replied,
"Well, he did a horrible job, a lot of animals are extinct in my time." Ash said,
"That wasn't my doing, Ash." Volvox replied,
"Really? So they didn't go extinct because of you?" Ash asked,
"Nope, the higher ups did it, the gods decide when it's time to restart." Volvox replied,
"Well, I guess you're already gone six hundred years later then." Ash said,
"I'm still alive in your time, Ash." Volvox replied,
"Then why don't I see you anywhere?" Ash asked,
"Because I am busy making sure everything runs smoothly in the underworld." Volvox replied,
"Oh." Ash said,
"Come, Ash, we need your help, and try not to step on anything on the ground." Volvox replied, and they walk together while everyone watches them. Volvox and Ash walk around and Ash sees rats and pigs roaming the streets, dead animals and feces were in the roads, and he smelled rotting meat in the air, it stank, but he remembered learning it in school, he also saw cockroaches in the bread,
"Say, do you guys bathe twice a year?" Ash asked,
"Yup, this is only my kingdom, the other areas are different." Volvox replied,
"I wouldn't bet on that." Ash said as he saw human feces floating away in the water, Volvox takes him to the church, Ash saw Lucifer, Satan, Asmodeus, Mammon, Belphegor, Leviathan, and Beelzebub looking at him, Ash ignored them and entered the church.
Volvox walks up the stairs and saw Dommiel and Giovi,
"This is Dommiel, my second-in-command and personal bodyguard, and this is Giovi, my other bodyguard, he chooses not to speak, he lets his actions do the talking, we are going to try to reach old allies of mine to regain their help with the monsters attacking us, they are in another world, they are the dragons, griffons, yaks, and changelings." Volvox said,
"Wait, did you say a dragon?" Ash asked,
"Yeah, several, in fact." Volvox replied,
"Can I ride one?" Ash asked,
"Uh, why?" Volvox asked,
"Just imagine how that would sound, a man wielding a double barreled shotgun with a chainsaw hand riding a dragon into battle, don't you think that would sound cool for the history books?" Ash asked,
"Eh, I guess." Volvox replied, Ash smiled,
"Volvox, the portal's ready." Dommiel said,
"Alright, let's see if we can enter their world to get help against the deadites." Volvox replied, and he uses his own magic to control the portal, and the entire continent and the Feudal continent get sucked in.
The ponies, dragons, griffons, yaks, changelings, and hippogriffs get on with their days, a magical surge appears to the very east of the Dragon Lands and Griffonstone, the dragons and griffons look, the continents Medieval and Feudal appear. The dragons and griffons become shocked at what they saw,
"Is it?" Dragon Lord Torch asked, they all saw Ash walk out of the church, he looks at the dragons and griffons,
"Hey, Volvox, you might wanna see this." Ash said, and Volvox walked out of the church, he uses his magic to change back to his normal size,
"It is!" Grampa Gruff said happily, the dragons and griffons cheer at seeing Volvox. Volvox walks to the Dragon Lands and he and Dragon Lord Torch go to one another, Volvox slaps his right front foot with Dragon Lord Torch's right hand, they then hold one another at their claws,
"How have you been, Torch?" Volvox asked,
"Great, the dragons are happy to have you back." Dragon Lord Torch replied, Volvox chuckles,
"We're here, too, Volvox." Grampa Gruff said as he and other griffons flew to him,
"Ah, yes, Gruff, you were my one of my advisers." Volvox said, happy to see them again. A train arrives in Griffonstone, it opens and Prince Rutherford and several yaks get off, they go to Griffonstone,
"Volvox, yaks here, too!" Prince Rutherford said,
"Yes, it's good to see you again, Rutherford, I remember when you were a kid, boy, you have grown." Volvox replied,
"Yak know Volvox?" a male yak asked,
"Prince Rutherford's father, King Bison, used serve Volvox." Prince Rutherford replied, the yaks smiled. Volvox, the dragons, griffons, and yaks hear flying, they see the changelings coming, they saw Pharynx leading them, King Thorax was behind him,
"Hello, Volvox, it's nice to see you again." Pharynx said,
"You are?" Volvox asked,
"It's us, Volvox, the changelings." King Thorax replied, Volvox's memory comes back,
"Wait, Pharynx, Thorax, is that you?" Volvox asked, the two nod,
"I remember you two now, you two were some of my best soldiers, you guys look really different from before." Volvox said,
"Yeah, we went through metamorphosis by sharing love rather than feeding off from someone." King Thorax replied,
"Oh, I see. So, I remember Torch here, but where's Grover, Bison, and Metamorphosis?" Volvox asked, the griffons, yaks, and changelings look down,
"King Grover passed away many years ago." Grampa Gruff said,
"King Bison lost life in avalanche." Prince Rutherford said,
"King Metamorphosis is... no longer with us." King Thorax said,
"Wait, he wasn't killed by Chrysalis, was he?" Volvox asked,
"No, passed away from illness." King Thorax replied,
"And Grover?" Volvox asked,
"Old age." Grampa Gruff replied,
"Oh, I see." Volvox said,
"One more thing, Volvox, I am no longer Dragon Lord, my daughter is the ruler now." Dragon Lord Torch said,
"Really?" Volvox asked, Princess Ember flew to them,
"Father, who is this?" Princess Ember asked,
"This is Emperor Volvox, Ember, when I was young, I served under him as a military general." Dragon Lord Torch replied,
"Wow, I hope you're not here to take over." Princess Ember said,
"No, I'm actually here to meet old allies." Volvox replied,
"Old allies?" Princess Ember asked,
"That's right, I served as a military and diplomat adviser to Emperor Volvox in my younger days." Grampa Gruff replied, the younger griffons were surprised,
"King Bison and yaks were diplomats for Emperor Volvox, Prince Rutherford served as one as well when Rutherford became teenager." Prince Rutherford said,
"Me, Pharynx here, and several of the changelings here served as foot soldiers in his army back then." King Thorax said,
"Oh, so we all have a history with you." Princess Ember said,
"Exactly, I was thinking about doing some kind of game to celebrate our reunion." Volvox replied, the dragons, griffons, yaks, and changelings agreed,
"When is a good time?" Volvox asked,
"Well, Hearth's Warming is near, so maybe during that time, and Volvox, one more thing, you're not as powerful as before in this world, the kingdom of the ponies in front of you there, they're the most powerful kingdom in this world, and to the south is the hippogriff kingdom, they're rising in power, too." King Thorax replied,
"Alright, it's settled then, we'll get things ready for the games, I'll be going back now." Volvox said, and he goes back to his kingdom, so did the yaks and changelings, the ponies and hippogriffs did not pay attention, everycreature just went on with their days.
Four days pass with no events and Hearth's Warming comes, the games were ready, the dragons, griffons, yaks, and changelings went to the Medieval continent, they saw the Feudal continent was there as well, the yaks were carried by the dragons and they flew into the kingdom, they saw the entire continent was going to be used for the games. Volvox sat in a throne that was at the top and in the center of a rectangular balcony, Dommiel sat to his right, while Giovi sat to his left, Dragon Lord Torch sat in a throne to Dommiel's right, while Prince Rutherford sat to his right, to Tom's left was Grampa Gruff, and to his left was King Thorax. From left to right in the next row was Belphegor, Mammon, Leviathan, Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub, and Asmodeus. Tom and Ash were sitting in the next row, to Tom's right was Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak and King Arthur, and to Ash's left was King Allant and Blackadder. Under the row of King, Arthur, Ulfric, Tom, Ash, King Allant, and Blackadder were the rulers of the other regions, from left to right was Counselor Melvin, the ruler of the fairies, Count Dracula, the ruler of the vampires, Chief Jason, the ruler of the werewolves, Regent Urub, the ruler of the orcs, King Flamma, the ruler of the dwarfs, King Karstaag, the ruler of the trolls, Chief Isbar, the ruler of the ghouls, and Elder Lazlo, the ruler of the elves.
The seventy two demons of Solomon sat to the sides of the balcony, on the left side were Bael, Vassago, Marbas, Amon, Paimon, Gusion, Beleth, Eligos, Botis, Sallos, Marax, Aim, Glasya-Labolas, Ronove, Astaroth, Foras, Gaap, Marchosias, Phenex, Malphas, Focalor, Sabnock, Vine, Vual, Crocell, Balam, Caim, Orobas, Ose, Orias, Zagan, Andras, Andrealphus, Amdusias, Decarabia, and Dantalion, and the ones on the right side were Agares, Samigina, Valefor, Barbatos, Buer, Sitri, Leraje, Zepar, Bathin, Purson, Ipos, Naberius, Buné, Berith, Forneus, Asmoday, Furfur, Stolas, Halphas, Raum, Vepar, Shax, Bifrons, Haagenti, Furcas, Alloces, Murmur, Gremory, Amy, Vapula, Valac, Flauros, Kimaris, Belial, Seere, and Andromalius.
Everyone sat in a circle starting at the balcony going counterclockwise had the dragons, griffons, humans, trolls, vampires, orcs, elves, fairies, dwarfs, werewolves, ghouls, demons, yaks, and changelings, Gallus, Ocellus, Yona, and Smolder were within the crowd, Spike did not attend because he was not informed. Everycreature did games by what creature they were, they had archery, racing, jousts, fighting, wrestling, hammer throwing, horseshoe throwing, shinty, football, and colf. The yaks did things differently due to them not being bipedal and unable to change like the changelings, they did the jousts with the lances in their mouths, same with colf, they did not participate in archery or hammer throwing, and they threw horseshoes with their mouths, they did everything else like the others. The changelings changed to humans to do several activities, but remained normal for most, everyone's favorite event was the fighting and wrestling, Princess Ember won the fighting competition, while the orcs won the wrestling, everyone had fun until it ended.
Gallus, Ocellus, Yona, and Smolder walk back to Ponyville,
"Wow, I'll admit, that was actually pretty fun." Ocellus said,
"Yeah, I'm planning to try those out myself when I get older." Gallus replied,
"Yona honored that kind served under Emperor Volvox." Yona said,
"Me too, the dragons served him because he was a very powerful ruler, Dragon Lord Torch said he's a pretty cool guy." Smolder replied, the four keep walking but stop when they saw Sandbar and Silverstream in front of them, Sandbar had a pretty upset face while Silverstream was on the verge of tears,
"How could you guys?" Silverstream asked,
"How could we what?" Gallus asked,
"How can you guys go on and have fun... without inviting us?" Silverstream asked, she began to cry,
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, we can explain." Gallus said,
"Seriously guys, not cool." Sandbar replied,
"But you two must understand, we didn't intend to hurt your feelings, it has something to do with the history of our kinds." Ocellus said,
"Yeah, and the rulers just called us, they didn't explain anything." Smolder said,
"All of Yakyakistan participated, Yona's family went as well, so Yona had to participate." Yona said,
"But still, you left us out." Sandbar replied, Silverstream continued to cry,
"By the way, Headmare Twilight wants to see you four when we go back to school." Sandbar said, and he walked away while pulling Silverstream along, she was still very upset, the four looked down in regret.
Ash walks around the kingdoms and looks around, every place was dirty,
"Excuse me." a female said, Ash turns back and saw a fairy,
"Do you happen to know where my husband is?" the fairy asked,
"What's his name?" Ash asked,
"Oberon." the fairy replied,
"Wait a minute, are you Titania?" Ash asked,
"Why, yes, I am." the fairy replied,
"Why aren't you and Oberon in charge then?" Ash asked,
"Well, we were the rulers of the fairies in the past, but we decided to step down and let Melvin do the ruling, Oberon and I were tired out from royal duties." Titania replied,
"Well, no, I haven't seen your husband, but if he isn't around, then maybe you and I can spend some time together." Ash said, Titania chuckled,
"Sorry, but I am taken, I don't know why he always leaves, but maybe he's like me, he interested in watching the romance between Romeo and Juliet." Titania replied,
"Bleh." Ash said,
"Well, can you help me find my husband?" Titania asked,
"Sorry, lady, but I've got deadites to kill." Ash replied,
"I understand, hope you do well." Titania said, and she flies away, Ash walks around and saw Ulfric was doing some kind of shout to push people away, Ash was caught by surprise to see it, he also sees King Allant had a strange black sword with him, he just keeps walking,
"Enjoying your time here so far, Ash?" Tom asked,
"No, it's been a bit boring to me so far." Ash replied,
"Sorry about that, we are still busy recruiting old allies." Tom said,
"Well, I hope it ends soon, this boredom is killing me." Ash replied, and he walks away while Tom watches him.
Gallus, Ocellus, Yona, and Smolder were in Twilight Sparkle's office and they sat across from her,
"I heard about what has happened, you four really hurt their feelings." Twilight Sparkle said,
"But Headmare Twilight, it was to celebrate a part of our kinds' histories." Ocellus replied,
"That doesn't matter, you guys left your friends out, all of you owe Sandbar and Silverstream an apology." Twilight Sparkle said,
"We already apologized." Gallus replied,
"Well, they're still not over it, make sure it's sincere this time, you four may leave." Twilight Sparkle said, and they do.
The four walk together and saw Sandbar comforting a crying Silverstream,
"Oh, it's you guys." Sandbar said,
"Hey, look, we said we're sorry, we didn't mean to hurt your feelings." Gallus replied,
"Yona apologize, too, Yona did not mean to hurt friends." Yona said,
"Do I look like the type to hurt you guys in anyway?" Ocellus asked, Sandbar realized what they were saying,
"Yeah, you're right, I forgive you guys, but my feelings are still hurt." Sandbar said, Silverstream still cried, the four stand behind her,
"Are you still upset with us, Silverstream?" Smolder asked,
"Hmm-mm." Silverstream replied while nodding,
"We do apologize, Silverstream, if we'd known what was going on, we wouldn't have left you and Sandbar out." Smolder said,
"But you guys did." Silverstream replied,
"That was because our leaders called us out of the school, they didn't say what it was, they said it was for a special surprise." Gallus said,
"Really?" Silverstream asked,
"Yes, and we're sorry we left you and Sandbar out." Ocellus replied, Silverstream looked back, the four smiled, she smiled and the six of them hugged one another. A male dragon flies to the School of Friendship, he went to go see Twilight Sparkle,
"Dragon Lord Torch needs Smolder to come back, Spike needs to come as well, the Dragon Lands are changing their government." the dragon said,
"Okay, I'll go get him. Spike." Twilight Sparkle said, Spike went to go see her,
"Come with me, Spike, Dragon Lord Torch wants to see you and Smolder." the dragon said,
"Really? I'm ready to go." Spike replied, and they left, they got Smolder and they flew to the Dragon Lands.
The Wonderbolts were flying in the air and practicing, Spitfire stopped when she smelled a faint but distinct odor in the air,
"Hey, you guys smell something?" Spitfire asked, the other Pegasi smell the stench as well,
"Yeah, I smell it." Rainbow Dash said,
"Me too." Soarin replied,
"What is that smell?" Vapor Trail asked,
"Who knows, but let's ignore it for now." Sky Stinger said, and they continue flying, they did not know that the smell was coming from the continent Volvox ruled, they were smelling the stench of dead animals, feces, and rotting meat.
Spike and Smolder arrive in the Dragon Lands with the dragon, they all saw Dragon Lord Torch standing,
"Dragons! I am here to introduce you all to your previous ruler, when he was ruler, I served under him as a military general, I know dragons usually don't do friends, but this is a special occasion, please welcome, Emperor Volvox!" Dragon Lord Torch said, Dragon Lord Torch stood by and Volvox walked over to Dragon Lord Torch's left, the elder dragons cheered while the other dragons were very shocked by how big he was, Dragon Lord Torch smiled as he stood to Volvox's right,
"To those of you who don't know me, I am Emperor Volvox, many years ago, you dragons served in my military, you all were my best soldiers, and then after sometime, you all had enough and needed a break, and came to this world, but now that I am your ruler once again, I ask for your aid, these monsters known as deadites have been plaguing my land, I need you all to help me fight back these monsters." Volvox said, the elder dragons cheered, they all breathed fire,
"Wait, hold on." Volvox said, and they stop,
"You all only breathe fire?" Volvox asked, the younger dragons nod,
"Is that the only shout you guys know?" Volvox asked, confusing the dragons,
"Shout?" Princess Ember asked as the other dragons murmured,
"Yes, us dragons have this ability called a Thu'um, our fire breath is only one, it is called shouting, certain words and phrases a dragon says can empower them." Dragon Lord Torch said, surprising every dragon,
"Serve me, and learn how to use the Thu'um." Volvox said, the dragons cheered,
"Hey! Wait just a minute!" Princess Ember said, she flew up to Volvox's center head,
"I'm the Dragon Lord, Volvox, what makes you think you can just come here and usurp my position?" Princess Ember asked,
"Ember, relax, Volvox isn't here to usurp your position, he's here to get old friends to help him with a problem." Dragon Lord Torch replied,
"See, there you have it, plus, I have my land to rule, it'll be like I'm not here." Volvox said,
"Still." Princess Ember replied,
"Don't worry, Ember, you're still in charge, all Volvox is going to do is have us elders teach you the Thu'um, you're going to like it." Dragon Lord Torch said,
"Can we see a demonstration?" Garble asked, the dragons agreed,
"Very well, stand back, everydragon." Dragon Lord Torch said, they did, so did Volvox, Dragon Lord Torch warmed up his voice while the dragons watched with great anticipation,
"Fus Ro Dah!" Dragon Lord Torch said, and a volcano in front of him broke from the ground and went into the air, the dragons look at Dragon Lord Torch with surprise, they cheered shortly afterwards,
"Hold on, everydragon, here's the shout to the one you all use." Dragon Lord Torch said, and they watch him,
"Yol Toor Shul!" Dragon Lord Torch said, and a giant breath of fire came out of his mouth, it was huge, the dragons cheered, they all pledged their allegiance to Volvox,
"Now this might be fun to learn." Spike said, and the dragons were all taught the Thu'um.
Spike returned to Ponyville later that day and decided to try the Thu'um while walking around town,
"Fo Krah Diin!" Spike said, and he shot ice out instead of fire, surprising the ponies, he keeps walking and he sees an aggressive bear in front of him, it roared,
"Spike, look out, Harry's been grumpy all morning." Fluttershy said as she flew to him,
"Kaan Drem Ov!" Spike said, his Thu'um calmed Harry, surprising Fluttershy, Spike walked away while chuckling,
"Wuld Nah Kest!" Spike said, and he dashed away really fast, it looked like he was teleporting,
"Ha! Ha! This is fun!" Spike said,
"Fus Ro Dah!" a male voice said, the force blasts Spike away, he screams while he goes through the air and he falls, he gets back up and saw Discord,
"Discord?!" Spike asked with shock,
"I can use the Thu'um, too." Discord replied, much to Spike's shock,
"Spike." Twilight Sparkle said behind him, he turns around and saw her trotting to him,
"There you are, I'm going to have to ask you to stop with the shouting, you're scaring everypony." Twilight Sparkle said, Spike looks around and saw everypony was scared, he did not respond and walked away. Princess Celestia flew down and landed to Twilight Sparkle's right,
"Twilight, keep an eye on Spike, I didn't know a dragon had this much power." Princess Celestia said,
"Me neither, I need to have the others keep an eye on Smolder so she doesn't destroy the school." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"I don't know what's going on, but be very careful around them, Twilight." Princess Celestia said as she watched Spike with her.
Volvox was trying to get the Medieval continent located elsewhere in the world since the yaks could not fly, and not reach it from where they were at,
"Is here good?" Volvox asked, he was just to the east of the Dragon Lands,
"No, the yaks can't reach from there at all." Princess Ember replied, the continent disappears and reappeared between the Dragon Lands and Griffonstone,
"No, that's not good, either." Grampa Gruff said,
"Try over there, just a little to the west." Dragon Lord Torch said, Prince Rutherford looked and saw it will be in the Celestial Sea,
"This spot good, yaks can come by boat." Prince Rutherford said,
"Yeah, this'll do, we can change into whales and carry them, too." King Thorax said,
"Alright, guys, one more time, we know where to appear." Volvox replied, and the land disappears. The land appears to east of Baltimare and Equestria saw the continent, the ponies look on with shock while Pinkie Pie screamed with shock, they saw how dirty the land was, they also saw yellow-green stink lines coming out of the land. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna looked from the balcony and saw the land, they were very shocked by how dirty it was, they were speechless, so was Princess Cadence and Shining Armor. The Mane Six went to Shadowstorm through Twilight Sparkle's hot air balloon and got off, they coughed and gagged at the smell,
"Pee-yew, this country is stinky." Pinkie Pie said,
"No kiddin', it smells worse than a bag of rotten potatoes on a hot summer afternoon." Applejack replied,
"Well, come on, we have to see what it's like here." Twilight Sparkle said, and they walk forward. The Mane Six walk and they see rats in the street, Rarity exclaimed with shock at seeing them,
"Hey, relax, they look friendly." Fluttershy said, and she flew to them, the rats were about to touch Fluttershy,
"Wait, Fluttershy, I don't think they're clean." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Don't worry, Twilight, I have a very strong immune system." Fluttershy replied, and she plays with them, they went on afterwards, they soon saw pigs roaming in the streets,
"P... Pigs?!" Rarity asked with horror,
"Oh, you look friendly, too, you're a good pig, yes, you are." Fluttershy said, the pig was happy with her, the other pigs went to her,
"Uh, Fluttershy, I think we should get moving." Rainbow Dash said, Fluttershy agreed and they walked forward with Fluttershy saying bye to them. The Mane Six keep walking but Rarity hears a splat when she steps on something with her front right hoof, she looks and saw something brown, the six look forward and saw feces in the road, Rarity screamed,
"Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwwwwww." Rarity said as she desperately used her magic to get the feces off of her hoof, she hyperventilated as well, the six look forward with disgust,
"There is no way Ah'm walkin' through that." Applejack said,
"Me neither, that is way too gross to step hoof in." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Oh, my hoof, it's going to take me a lifetime to clean it." Rarity said,
"Come on, guys, let's just fly over it." Rainbow Dash said, and she picked up Rarity and flew forward, Fluttershy picked up Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle picked up Applejack and they flew over the road covered in feces, holding their breaths. The Mane Six keep going and see more feces, they then see dead animals in the road as well, the six were very grossed out, they keep flying and land when they saw the people. The six walk around and see the humans were dirty, they had dirt and feces all over their clothing, their teeth were black and rotten, and the humans were dumping their chamber pots into the road, which had more feces,
"Hey, look, there seems to be a merchant." Rainbow Dash said,
"Hey, it is, it looks like he's sellin' food, Ah sure am hungry." Applejack replied,
"Me too." Fluttershy said,
"Well, let's take a short rest, then." Twilight Sparkle replied, and they go to him,
"Hello, you six look new here." the man said,
"We are." Fluttershy replied,
"Well, you guys have any money?" the man asked,
"Sorry, but no." Applejack replied,
"Well, here, this bread is all I can give for free." the man said,
"Why, thank you, darling, that was very generous of you." Rarity replied, and the six bite into their bread at once, Rarity gagged when she ate hers, she then spat hers out, she and the other five look into her bread and saw something brown in it,
"What is this?!" Rarity asked,
"Oh, sorry, it looks like the bread you got had a cockroach in it." the man replied, Rarity ran away while screaming, she laid down on the ground and began rubbing her tongue with her front hooves, she was hyperventilating in the process, her five friends went to her,
"You alright, Rarity?" Applejack asked,
"No! I am not alright, I just tasted a cockroach! My dignity as a lady has been lost!" Rarity said, she began to cry dramatically,
"It's okay, Rarity, we're here to help you, so get back up, and let's get out of here together." Twilight Sparkle said, Rarity stopped crying and stood back up, the six stood together,
"Excuse me." Twilight Sparkle said, the humans look at her,
"Who's in charge here?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"I am." Tom said, he walked to them,
"My name is Tom, I am the king of this area." Tom said,
"I do not like this place!" Rarity said,
"Is something wrong?" Tom asked,
"This country is filthy!" Twilight Sparkle replied angrily,
"Really? We're kind of clean compared to the other areas." Tom said, Rarity screamed with shock, the Mane Six smell him and the humans, they gag and cover their noses,
"Ew, you guys are stinky." Pinkie Pie said,
"How often do y'all bathe?" Applejack asked,
"Twice a year." Tom replied, the Mane Six were horrified,
"Twice a year?!" Rarity asked,
"Yeah, we don't really have baths." Tom replied, shocking the Mane Six,
"I need to use the restroom." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Just go in the streets." Tom replied,
"I am not relieving myself in public!" Twilight Sparkle said sternly,
"Well, what bathroom thing you need to do also depends on how we use it." Tom said,
"Ugh, fine, I have to pee." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"We use that to wash laundry." Tom said, disgusting the Mane Six,
"I am not giving you my urine!" Twilight Sparkle said angrily,
"Yeah, that is downright nasty." Applejack said,
"Do you guys have any toilet paper?" Pinkie Pie asked,
"No." Tom replied,
"Then how do you all wipe if you have to go poopy?" Pinkie Pie asked,
"We just dig it out with our hands." Tom replied, the Mane Six gag at the thought,
"Gross!" Rainbow Dash said,
"Come on, let's go, I'll just use the bathroom at home." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Yeah, let's get out of this dump." Rainbow Dash replied,
"Wait, one more thing, where do you guys bathe?" Fluttershy asked,
"In that stream over there." Tom replied as he pointed to his left with his left index finger, the six mares go and exclaim with shock, the water the humans bathed in was filled with feces, the six go back,
"That is nasty! The bath water needs to be cleaned!" Rarity said angrily,
"Do y'all at least change your clothes after bathing?" Applejack asked,
"Nope, we put our old clothes back on." Tom replied, the Mane Six were disgusted,
"Come on, let's go." Twilight Sparkle said, and they all leave and go into the air with Twilight Sparkle's hot air balloon,
"I am very offended, I cannot believe these people are comfortable with living in such filth!" Rarity said angrily,
"I agree with Rarity, that place is disgustin'." Applejack replied,
"Yeah, I'm going to need to take a bubble bath for the rest of the day." Pinkie Pie said,
"Me too, I'm going to take a nice, long bath when I get home, I can't imagine how many germs I caught." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"That place is too dirty, even for me." Rainbow Dash said,
"Me too, Rainbow, and Ah grew up in a dirty environment." Applejack replied,
"Really? It wasn't that dirty to me." Fluttershy said, shocking the other five,
"You didn't think it was dirty, Fluttershy?" Applejack asked,
"No. Believe it or not, but there are days when my cottage is even dirtier than their country." Fluttershy replied,
"Well, I don't want to see that, I need a bath." Twilight Sparkle said,
"If anypony wants or needs to see me, I'll be at the spa for the rest of the day, I cannot even live in such conditions." Rarity replied,
"Well, I'm sorry to say this to you all, but that was only a small part of the land, there's more to explore." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Well, now that we have seen how dirty it is, I shall take the proper precautions for the next time for when we go back." Rarity replied, and they all headed home. The Mane Six took long baths when they got home while Rarity went to the spa and ordered every treatment they had, she was scared of contacting germs from Tom's kingdom, they also told Ponyville and Cloudsdale about the dirty living conditions the humans had, which grossed out everypony, they all decided to sleep for the rest of the day.
Princess Luna entered the dream realm to get rid of any nightmares the foals were having,
"Ah, another beautiful night in the dream realm." Princess Luna said to herself, she looks around until she smells a very foul stench, she began to gag,
"What is that horrible smell?" Princess Luna asked, she looks and saw the Mane Six having dreams of Tom's kingdom, so did the ponies in Ponyville and Cloudsdale since they told them about their experiences. Princess Luna coughed and gagged at the stench, she looks and saw the stench was a combination of smelling dead animals, feces, and rotting meat, she looked on with pure disgust when she saw what she had to get rid of, she zapped the nightmares away while looking away, she eventually had to enter their dreams.
Princess Luna entered the first dream and all four of her hoofs stepped on fecal matter, she looks down with disgust, she gagged at the stench again, she was angry about it being in the dream realm, the smell was everywhere, she was coughing as well,
"This is the foulest stench I have ever smelled." Princess Luna said, she continued to gag and stick her tongue out, she was about to vomit from the stench, she continues working in the dream realm while enduring the stench, she coughed and gagged all night, the smell eventually gave her a headache,
"I cannot focus under these conditions!" Princess Luna said as she tried to zap away the dreams with the stench, they just kept coming back, Princess Luna coughed, gagged, and wheezed for the rest of the night.
The next day comes and Princess Luna had her face buried in flowers and she inhaled as much as she can, the stench from last night really hurt her head, Princess Celestia watched her with great concern. The Mane Six were leaving to explore the rest of the continent that Volvox ruled,
"Alright, darlings, I am ready." Rarity said in a muffled voice, they look and saw her wearing a hazmat suit,
"Rarity, what in tarnation are ya wearin'?" Applejack asked,
"This is a hazmat suit, Applejack, I am not stepping into their country bare hoofed when it is filled with such filth." Rarity replied,
"Well, let's go, we have a lot of places to explore." Twilight Sparkle said, and they enter the hot air balloon.
Twilight Sparkle goes to the north of Shadowstorm, to Boletaria, they land and see the dreglings, they did not attack,
"What are these guys?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"I don't know, but they don't look healthy." Twilight Sparkle replied, they walk forward while the dreglings ignore them. The Mane Six walk forward and see the gate in front of them was open, but they decide to look elsewhere, they see the regular soldiers, who ignored them, so did the knights with the blue eyes, and the ones with the red eyes, they eventually come across two dragons, one was red, and the other was blue,
"Excuse me." Fluttershy said as she walked forward, the red dragon breathed fire at her, which scared her, Pinkie Pie screamed as she jumped back to dodge it,
"Hey, you almost burned mah friend." Applejack said, the red dragon breathed fire at her as well, she dodged it,
"Let's try talking to the blue one." Twilight Sparkle said, and she tries to walk to him, he lifts his tail up and tries to smash her, which she dodged by flying back,
"Let's go somewhere else, these dragons are not very nice." Rarity said, and they leave. They walk around a bit and went back to where they were originally at, the gate in front of them was open, so they walk into it, and were startled by the blob with hoplites around it,
"What is this?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Let's go, Twilight, Ah'm gettin' the feelin' they ain't friendly." Applejack said, and they walk, Pinkie Pie looked back and saw the hoplites aiming their spears at them, she quivered with fear and went forward. The six mares come to a bridge with more dreglings and soldiers, they just walk forward and see two red eyed knights at the end, they ignored them and the six went forward. The six enter a courtyard and saw a giant knight with a lance and shield, Rarity screamed in shock at his size,
"Whoa! This guy is huge!" Rainbow Dash said,
"Can we go? He's scaring me." Fluttershy said, the others agree and they saw eight archers watching them, they go through the double doors. The six walk forward and saw carriages with wolves in them, they go up the stairs to their left and see an overweight man,
"Ugh, I cannot say his big stomach is attractive." Rarity said, and they keep walking, they saw guards who could turn invisible, which scared them, they keep walking around the area until they arrived at a place filled with statues, a knight with a sword was there,
"Whoa, that guy looks fast." Rainbow Dash said,
"Indeed, I would not want to get on his bad side." Rarity replied,
"Yeah, I don't think he's someone we want to anger, let's keep going, we still have a lot of places to explore." Twilight Sparkle said, and they go past him. The six keep walking and see more soldiers, knights, invisible soldiers, and overweight men with axes, they pass them until they came to a palace, they enter and go up the elevator, they look and saw a man sitting in a throne, wielding a black sword in his right hand,
"What are you six doing in my kingdom?" the man asked,
"We're here to explore this place, and report back to our home." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Are you six are from within the fog?" the man asked,
"What fog?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"The fog that contains the demons." the man replied,
"Uh, no." Twilight Sparkle said,
"I see." the man replied,
"Well, down to business, my name is Twilight Sparkle, I am a princess from Equestria." Twilight Sparkle said,
"My name is Allant, I am the king of this country." the man replied,
"Oh right, the sign back there did say this kingdom's name." Pinkie Pie said,
"Yes, you are in Boletaria, I am King Allant XII of Boletaria." King Allant replied,
"Really? Wow, twelve generations of ruling a kingdom." Twilight Sparkle said,
"I am king for a reason." King Allant replied,
"Uh, Twilight, Ah'm gettin' a bad feelin' from that sword of his, it feels like demonic energy." Applejack said,
"Me too, Applejack, it's very uncomfortable." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Ah think if we fight him, we ain't gonna live for that long." Applejack said,
"Yeah, I keep getting the feeling that he's really strong." Rainbow Dash replied,
"I am the king for good reason, if you're done here, then leave." King Allant said, and the six go back to their hot air balloon and depart.
The Mane Six go to the northwest and see a castle, they land and knock on the door, an old man opens it,
"Yes?" the man asked,
"Uh, yes, we're here to see the ruler." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Right this way." the man said, and he leads them, they walk and they hear arguing,
"Your majesty, that man has been of trouble." a male voice said,
"There is nothing we can do, he is the one who is said to save us from the monsters." another male voice replied,
"Save us? He has been causing more trouble than solving them." a third male voice said, the man leads them in and Mane Six see a round table with knights,
"Your majesty, we have guests from the land to our west." the old man said,
"Ah, yes, I heard about them in Shadowstorm yesterday, so they have come here." the king said,
"I am Princess Twilight Sparkle of Equestria, what's your name?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Arthur, king of Camelot." the king replied, surprising the Mane Six,
"Would ya look at that? Canterlot, Camelot." Applejack said,
"Yes, what similar names." Fluttershy replied,
"We are the Knights of the Round Table, we all equal in power." King Arthur said, surprising the six mares,
"Well, I need your names as well." Twilight Sparkle said,
"I am Sir Lancelot of the Lake, the only knight to ever beat King Arthur in a jousting match, and father of Sir Galahad, the greatest knight in Camelot." Sir Lancelot said, surprising the six mares, they were very impressed as well,
"I am Sir Gawain, nephew of King Arthur, his sister, Morgause, and King Lot are my parents, I am the next heir to the throne, I am the only knight to challenge and defeat the Green Knight." Sir Gawain said, the six mares realized he was royalty as well,
"I am Prince Geraint, husband of Lady Enid." Prince Geraint said, Rarity was swooned by him as the other five smiled,
"I am Sir Percival, one of King Arthur's most loyal knights, I retrieved his sword when it was once stolen by the fairies." Sir Percival said, Rainbow Dash had a liking to him,
"I am Sir Bors the Younger, son of Sir Bors the Elder, Sir Lancelot and I grew up together, I am one of King Arthur's most loyal and faithful allies, and one of his strongest, I have saved this kingdom from three dragons once, I slayed them all with one slash." Sir Bors the Younger said, the Mane Six liked him, even though the dragon slaying part made them uncomfortable,
"I am Sir Lamorak, brother of Sir Percival, I have the power of thirty knights, I am King Arthur's third best knight." Sir Lamorak said, Applejack had a liking of him,
"I am Sir Kay, foster brother of King Arthur, and one of his first allies." Sir Kay said, Applejack also liked him for being loyal to his family, so did Rainbow Dash,
"I am Sir Gareth, I have defeated the Red Knight, the Blue Knight, the Green Knight, and the Black Knight." Sir Gareth said, the six mares clap, Twilight Sparkle got the feeling that the four knights were very powerful,
"I am Sir Bedivere, one of King Arthur's first allies, I only have one hand, I lost my other one in a battle." Sir Bedivere said, the Mane Six were impressed, Twilight Sparkle wondered if she could fix his hand,
"I am Sir Gaheris, nephew of King Arthur, a birth defect has made my left arm shorter than my right arm." Sir Gaheris said, Twilight Sparkle wondered if she could fix it,
"I am Sir Galahad, son of Sir Lancelot, and the greatest knight in Camelot, I am one of King Arthur's most loyal followers." Sir Galahad said, Rainbow Dash thought he was awesome,
"I am Sir Tristan, one of King Arthur's best warriors, but my skill is not with the sword, it is with the bow." Sir Tristan said, the six mares clapped,
"I am Sir Palamedes, son of a king from Babylon, and slayer of the Questing Beast." Sir Palamedes said, the six mares were surprised to hear he was royalty, but did not like the fact he killed an animal,
"That man who brought you six in is also famous." King Arthur said,
"Wait, really?" Pinkie Pie asked,
"Yes, my name is Merlin, I am the most powerful wizard in this land." the man replied,
"Well, Ah'll be." Applejack said, a man came in shortly afterwards,
"King Arthur, the guest is still being troublesome." the man said,
"Troublesome? It ain't my fault I'm in a land full of primitive screwheads." Ash replied as he walked into the room with King Arthur and the others, the six mares were surprised to see him, they can tell his outfit was very different from the people in the continent, Rarity took off the helmet of her hazmat suit to look at him,
"Who is this?" Applejack asked,
"Name's Ash, apparently, I'm their supposed chosen one to save their land from destruction." Ash replied,
"I must say, that shirt you're wearing looks hideous." Rarity said,
"It's wear and tear damage, lady." Ash replied, King Arthur stood up and walked to him,
"Now, Ash, this is not a good time for you to be, I have visitors to attend to." King Arthur said,
"Yeah, so do I, and I suggest you attend to them before they end up killing you and your entire kingdom." Ash replied,
"We are fine, our armor will protect us." King Arthur said, Ash punched King Arthur in the face with his left fist, the Mane Six become shocked when he fell, Rarity exclaimed with shock at what she just saw,
"It didn't protect you against that, did it?" Ash asked, King Arthur stood up,
"You six should go, this is going to take a while." King Arthur said,
"But we still have to learn who else is here." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"This is the last guy, he's a bit troublesome, but not too bad." Merlin said,
"I will be if you idiots don't help me get home." Ash replied,
"Excuse me." Twilight Sparkle said while she walked forward, Ash looked at her,
"It seems you need a lesson in friendship." Twilight Sparkle said,
"My chainsaw and my boomstick are all the friends I need." Ash replied,
"What in tarnation is a chainsaw and a boomstick?" Applejack asked,
"Don't you have a shotgun at home?" Ash asked,
"Actually, no." Applejack replied,
"Well, that's what a boomstick is, my chainsaw is here on my hand." Ash said, the six look at his right hand, Fluttershy was scared by it,
"Ooh, that looks perfect for slicing and dicing cake." Pinkie Pie said,
"It cuts much more than that." Ash replied,
"I must say, though, that chainsaw on your hand does look pretty cool." Rainbow Dash said,
"Thanks, I had to go through a lot to get this." Ash replied,
"You six should leave." Sir Lancelot said,
"Yeah, attending to him is going to take time." Sir Percival said, and the six mares leave. The six go back into the hot air balloon and see a mountain to the northwest of Camelot, there were creatures with brown fur and three eyes there, they go to them and see the trolls were eating meat, Pinkie Pie screamed in shock as they landed, the trolls were ready to attack,
"Stand down." a male voice said, they saw a troll wearing black armor walking to them,
"What are you six doing here, in Stargra?" the troll asked,
"We're here as ambassadors from Equestria." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Turn back, outsiders are not welcome here." the troll said,
"I still need to the name of ruler for Princess Celestia." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"That's me, I am King Karstaag." the troll said,
"Um, you look stressed, maybe we can talk things out." Fluttershy said,
"I am no animal, horse." King Karstaag replied, the six became offended,
"We're ponies!" Twilight Sparkle said in an annoyed tone,
"It matters not, get out, or you six will be our next meal." King Karstaag replied, the Mane Six become scared and get in the hot air balloon and leave,
"Oh, I cannot believe him, how rude." Rarity said,
"No kiddin', he said they were gonna eat us if we step hoof on their land." Applejack replied,
"Well, we can see them from here, and I don't think it looks very good." Rainbow Dash said, they look and saw trolls fighting and killing one another, along with eating flesh of dead visitors, Twilight Sparkle quickly moves the hot air balloon away while looking away from them.
The six go south and arrive into a kingdom that was always night, they saw bats and rats everywhere, Rarity exclaimed with shock, they landed and walked out, the citizens look at them,
"We were expecting you, this way." a male vampire said, and he leads them, the six mares look around and see soldiers impaled on spikes, they were everywhere in the kingdom, it made them uncomfortable. The six arrive at a castle and go into a room, there was a long table with food and glasses with red liquid in them, a man sat across from them,
"Thank you, that is all, you may leave." the man sitting said, and the other man left,
"Welcome to Transylvania, I am Count Dracula, the ruler of this kingdom." the man said,
"Well, I must say, what a feast you have prepared." Rarity replied,
"Yes, you can thank my servants for that." Count Dracula said,
"So, what do you guys do, Dracula?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"We are creatures of the night, we cannot enter sunlight, please I'd like to welcome you all properly, we greet guests by biting their necks." Count Dracula replied, the six became hesitant,
"Uh, can we skip the neck biting, Dracula?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Yes, please, darling, bite marks on my perfect skin, it will ruin my photo shoots." Rarity said,
"Very well, but come to me if you change your minds." Count Dracula replied, the Mane Six were uncomfortable,
"I'll help myself to a drink, this wine does look appetizing." Rarity said, and she takes a sip while lifting the glass with her unicorn horn, she spits out the drink,
"This doesn't taste like wine." Rarity said, Applejack put her left front hoof in the drink, it stuck to her hoof, shocking her,
"It's blood!" Applejack said, Pinkie Pie and Rarity screamed,
"Yes, it is our main food source, and the most nutritious to us." Count Dracula replied,
"No way, I am not drinking this." Twilight Sparkle said, Count Dracula sniffs the air,
"Wait a minute." Count Dracula said, he stands up and walks to Fluttershy, she quivered in fear, he leans towards her and smells her,
"You have the scent of a vampire." Count Dracula said, Fluttershy quivered in fear again,
"Uh, Dracula, we have to get going." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Very well, remember you are welcome to come back here if you change your minds and wish to have your necks bitten." Count Dracula replied, and the six left, they went back to their hot air balloon and left,
"That guy was super creepy." Pinkie Pie said,
"Yes, he really scared me." Fluttershy replied,
"Let's go to the next area, this place gives me the creeps." Twilight Sparkle said, and they go east. The Mane Six land and see men waiting for them,
"What the? There are strange humans coming here in a round bird." a man said,
"No, Percy, that's looks like some kind of balloon." another man replied,
"What shall we do, Baldrick?" Percy asked,
"They are said to be the foreigners, I'll go get Lord Blackadder." Baldrick replied, and he left and came back with Blackadder,
"They're right here, my lord." Baldrick said, Blackadder looked around,
"I don't see the ambassadors anywhere." Blackadder replied,
"No, Blackadder, it's these quadrupedal creatures here." Baldrick said, Blackadder looks at them,
"Bah! Those are just mere horses to ride on, where are the humans?" Blackadder asked,
"No, Blackadder, the ambassadors are not human, they're those creatures there." Baldrick said,
"Creature? You mean as in monsters?! Destroy them!" Percy said,
"No, no, they're just here to speak, they mean us no harm." Baldrick replied,
"Well, where are they? I don't see them anywhere." Percy said, Twilight Sparkle was getting very impatient,
"They're right there, Lord Percy." Baldrick replied,
"Where? I don't see any of them, either." Blackadder said,
"I'm right here!" Twilight Sparkle said in a very annoyed tone, Percy screamed,
"That horse spoke!" Percy said,
"I saw it, too, we must be hallucinating." Blackadder replied, the Mane Six were getting extremely impatient,
"No! I'm real!" Twilight Sparkle said angrily,
"My lord, I have a cunning plan." Baldrick said,
"What is it, Baldrick?" Blackadder asked,
"If you tell those six who you are, you and Percy will be able to stop hallucinating and see and hear things normally." Baldrick replied, the Mane Six dropped their jaws, unable to believe how dimwitted they were, Blackadder went to them,
"I am Prince Edmund Blackadder of England, the king was killed, I forgot how, but I run things now, those two there are my two most trusted people." Blackadder said,
"I am Princess Twilight Sparkle of Equestria, I need to know who those two are as well." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"I am Baldrick, Son of Robin the Dung Gatherer." Baldrick said, shocking the Mane Six,
"Dung gatherer?!" Rarity asked,
"I was also a dung shoveller before my current job, it is a highly respectable job." Baldrick replied,
"Respectable?! That job is disgusting!" Rarity said, the other five mares agreed,
"I am Lord Percy, Duke of Northumberland." Percy said,
"Okay, that's all I needed, let's just go, girls." Twilight Sparkle said, and the six leave through the hot air balloon.
The Mane Six arrive in the southwest of the continent and see a lot of stone there, fire comes out from under the ground and is shot at them, the Mane Six duck while Pinkie Pie screams,
"Wait, stop." a male voice said, and they do, the Mane Six land and a male dwarf comes out from under the ground,
"What was that about?" Applejack asked,
"Our apologies, we thought it was a deadite." the dwarf replied,
"A deadite?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Special type of demons that plague this land, we all fight to protect ourselves from them." the dwarf said, surprising the six,
"I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle of Equestria, here on behalf of Princess Celestia." Twilight Sparkle said,
"I am King Flamma, the dwarf king, this place is called Azerlisia, and I'm sorry, we don't allow outsiders in our land." the dwarf replied,
"Why not?" Applejack asked,
"We are living in an underground city, and the foreigners like to break part of our homes to take to their homes as souvenirs, we can't let you six in." King Flamma replied, surprising them,
"Uh, can we have a look?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"I'm not too sure on that." King Flamma replied,
"Pretty please, we don't want to go back to our princess empty handed." Fluttershy said,
"I guess, but don't touch anything, our architecture is very fragile." King Flamma replied,
"Thank you, you will be happy you did." Twilight Sparkle said, and the six go into the hole.
The Mane Six walk around while King Flamma keeps a close eye on them, they see their underground cities were gray and made from rock, the dwarfs were masters of fire and earth magic, and had great physical strength and endurance, the six were in awe, but left soon,
"Thank you, we'll be going now." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Alright, and thank you for not breaking anything." King Flamma replied,
"You're welcome." Pinkie Pie said,
"Come on, girls, I think we're close to done." Twilight Sparkle said, and they took off in the hot air balloon.
The Mane Six go to the southwest of the country and see a forest,
"Ooh, that place looks pretty." Pinkie Pie said,
"Yes, Pinkie, it does look pretty nice." Twilight Sparkle replied, and they begin to land,
"Hey, look, giant mushrooms." Applejack said,
"Oh, they're so beautiful, I can't wait to see all of the tiny little critters living there." Fluttershy replied, and they land. The Mane Six land and saw the people there were humanoid and had pointed ears, a male elderly one went to them,
"Welcome to Ringford, the elf village, I am Elder Lazlo, the ruler and village elder." the elf said,
"Thank you, I am Twilight Sparkle, these five are my royal escorts." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"This way, the elves have been expecting you." Elder Lazlo said, and he leads them. The Mane Six see walking trees and waste everywhere,
"There's a lot of bodily waste in this area." Rainbow Dash said,
"Well, we are in a forest, Rainbow Dash, so I guess it's to be expected." Applejack replied, they see the butterflies in the country had glowing wings, Fluttershy was in awe,
"Do you have anymore critters than butterflies?" Fluttershy asked,
"Yes, we also have tigers, don't be afraid, they're friendly." Elder Lazlo replied, and they see the tigers, they had black fur with green and purple spots, Fluttershy greeted them and they rubbed their heads against her happily, she petted them and kept going with her friends. The elves were a peaceful and friendly species, they were seen using magic to control wood, and were alchemists,
"Wow, this place is pretty nice." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Thank you, it took us years to make the area like this." Elder Lazlo replied,
"I'm sure it did, but we have to go now." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Alright, good luck on your journey." Elder Lazlo replied, the six smiled and took off in the hot air balloon.
The Mane Six were about to go to the southernmost area of the continent, they saw what appeared to be a fort, arrows were shot at them and Pinkie Pie and Rarity screamed, they look and saw the orcs aiming bows and arrows at them,
"Ugh, I must say, they do look rather ugly." Rarity said,
"I'm going to land the balloon, we'll be shot down at this rate." Twilight Sparkle said, and she does. The Mane Six step out and the orcs aimed their bow and arrows at them, shocking them,
"Turn back and leave, no outsiders are allowed in Urgar." a female orc said,
"Wait, we come in peace." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"It matters not, any non-orc who tries to enter shall die." the orc said, shocking the six,
"Uh, we still need to meet the ruler of you guys, for the record if we do open trade with one another." Fluttershy replied,
"Like Regent Urub will ever do trade with you milk drinkers." the orc said,
"Milk drinker?!" Rarity asked with shock,
"We're ponies, we don't drink milk." Applejack said,
"Begone, you ponies look like typical outsider weaklings." the orc replied,
"Weakling?! That is it! Come down here and fight us!" Rainbow Dash said angrily, the orc chuckled,
"Look at that, it looks like you guys actually have some backbone after all." the orc replied,
"I'll be their opponent." a male orc said, the other orcs look at the front door with shock,
"But, Regent Urub." the female orc said,
"It's fine, let's see how strong they really are. Open the gate." Regent Urub replied, and they open, the orc was wearing dark green armor,
"This is a regular fist fight, so no magic or weapons, this is also one-on-one, so one of you six have to fight me directly." Regent Urub said, Rainbow Dash was nervous,
"Rainbow Dash, Ah think it'll be best if you let me handle this." Applejack said, Rainbow Dash nodded in agreement, Applejack walked forward,
"Are you my challenger?" Regent Urub asked,
"Darn right, Ah accept yer challenge." Applejack replied, Regent Urub smiles and raises his fists while Applejack stood on her hind hoofs. Regent Urub punches Applejack in her left cheek with his right fist, Applejack grunted loudly and almost fell onto the ground, her five friends looked away, Applejack's cheek turned purple, she focused and hit Regent Urub in the face with her front right hoof, he laughed,
"Is that all you got?" Regent Urub asked, and he punched her in her right cheek with his left fist, it was not as strong as his right fist, but did sting a little, Applejack hit him in the face with her front left hoof, Regent Urub grunted and spit flew out of his mouth, he hit Applejack in the face with his right fist, she grunted felt one of her teeth get loose, she hit him in the face with her right front hoof harder than before, Regent Urub grunted a little,
"Not bad, I was wrong about you." Regent Urub said, and he punched her in the face with his right fist and then hit her in her right cheek with his left fist, the two hits were fast, Applejack could not keep up, she grunted from both hits, Applejack lets out an annoyed grunt and focuses, she focuses and she does several fast hits with her front hooves and hit Regent Urub's face a total of ten times, he grunted a bit and still stood, he smiled and chuckled,
"You've got backbone, I'll give you that, you lasted a lot longer than most of my opponents. Let them in, they've got a good fighter." Regent Urub said, and the gates opened. The Mane Six enter while smiling and see they lived a warrior life, they were fighting, training, doing blacksmith work in their free time, mining ores, and eating and drinking at certain times,
"Where's the true ruler?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Excuse me?" Regent Urub asked,
"You said you're just a regent, I'd like to see the true ruler." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Oh, about that, there is no king or queen in our culture, regent is the supreme ruler." Regent Urub said, surprising the six,
"Well, we have to get going now." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Farewell." Regent Urub replied, and the six took off in the hot air balloon.
The six go to the southeastern forest next,
"Ooh, I see bright lights in there." Pinkie Pie said,
"They look like fireflies to me." Fluttershy replied,
"I don't see any mushrooms, though." Twilight Sparkle said, Rainbow Dash looked,
"It looks like a typical village to me." Rainbow Dash said, they look and see the houses were made of wood,
"Well, there are plenty of trees there." Rarity replied,
"Yeah, plenty, maybe Ah can ask to trade for some to rebuild the barn whenever it gets damaged." Applejack said, and they land. The six mares arrive into the village and saw the natives looked human, but the males had eagle-like wings, and the females had butter-fly like wings. Rarity chuckled at seeing them,
"I must say, what beautiful wings they have." Rarity said, a male fairy in fancy clothes flies to them and lands,
"Are you the magical beings from the other land?" the fairy asked,
"Why, yes, we're from Equestria." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"We were expecting you, the waters on our grounds showed us your arrivals, this is Lainca, the forest of the fairies, I am the ruler, Counselor Melvin, King Oberon and Queen Titania stepped down from ruling recently." the fairy said,
"Why did they step down for?" Rarity asked,
"They were tired of ruling after many years, and wanted to relax for once." Counselor Melvin replied,
"Oh, I know the feeling, I have a lot of responsibilities as a princess, myself." Twilight Sparkle said, Counselor Melvin chuckled,
"Can we explore the forest?" Fluttershy asked,
"Of course, make yourself at home." Counselor Melvin replied, the six mares thanked him and walked around. The six mares look around and saw the fairies were omnivores, watching them eat meat made them very uneasy, they look and see the fairies sang songs and were practicing in magic and alchemy, they used fire, water, earth, and wind magic,
"Wow, this magic is pretty strong." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Indeed, strongest in the land." Counselor Melvin replied from behind, startling the six mares,
"Don't sneak up on us like that." Rainbow Dash said,
"My deepest apologies." Counselor Melvin replied,
"Where are all of the animals at?" Fluttershy asked,
"Look into the trees." Counselor Melvin replied, and Fluttershy did, she saw squirrels in the trees, they had glowing green symbols on them,
"Aw, you all look so cute." Fluttershy said as she flew to them, she looks around and sees walking trees, they carried birds with them, the birds were also glowing with green symbols on them,
"What's with the symbols?" Fluttershy asked,
"We have so much magic, our fauna got enchanted with it as well." Counselor Melvin replied, surprising the six,
"Is there anything else you all want to know?" Counselor Melvin asked,
"Sorry, but we have to go to the rest of the lands, we don't have time, we'll be leaving now." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Alright, good day to you all." Counselor Melvin said, and the six leave in the hot air balloon.
The six mares go to the east of the country and there was a raging blizzard there, the hot air balloon began moving around, the six let out several exclaims of shock, the hot air balloon crashes and they see humans, they try to walk forward to in front of the entrance, no one was there, so they entered.
The Mane Six walk around and see the humans there,
"Excuse me." Twilight Sparkle said, the humans look at her,
"Where can we see this area's ruler?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"This way." a male guard replied, and he leads them, Pinkie Pie did not like the cold weather,
"Oh, this area is making me feel down." Pinkie Pie said,
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll." the guard replied,
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no one takes a sweetroll from Pinkie." Pinkie Pie said,
"Are you six of any importance?" the guard asked,
"I'm a princess, my brother is also married to a princess." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Ah, so your brother is just like me, took an arrow to the knee." the guard said,
"Uh, no, my brother never got shot in the knee." Twilight Sparkle replied, the guard did not respond,
"We're here." the guard said, and he left, the six entered the palace. The six see a man in the throne and go to him, Twilight Sparkle was very annoyed by him slouching in the throne,
"Yes, make it quick, I'm a very busy man." the man said,
"I am Princess Twilight Sparkle of Equestria, these five are my royal escorts, I am here to meet the ruler of this place." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"My name is Ulfric Stormcloak, this place is called Windhelm, I am the city's Jarl." the man said, surprising the six,
"Wait, Jarl?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Is something the matter?" Ulfric Stormcloak asked,
"The other rulers of your kind were called kings." Applejack replied,
"Each area uses a different title for ruler, this kingdom's title for the ruler is Jarl." Ulfric Stormcloak said,
"Oh." Applejack said,
"I don't mean to be rude or anything, Ulfric, but you slouching in your throne is kind of bothering me." Twilight Sparkle said,
"All rulers sat like this when I was younger." Ulfric Stormcloak replied, greatly shocking Twilight Sparkle, she did not like his posture at all,
"If you're done, then leave, I have errands to attend to." Ulfric Stormcloak said,
"Oh, we'll be going, we're done here." Twilight Sparkle replied, and Ulfric Stormcloak stood up and walked to the room to the left, the six left, moved the hot air balloon out of the snowstorm, and took off,
"I can't believe he slouches in his throne, Princess Celestia would never let me sit like that." Twilight Sparkle said,
"I must agree, as a prim and proper lady, me sitting like that would make me lose my dignity." Rarity replied,
"How many more places do we have to visit?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"I believe just two more, and we're done." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Good, Ah'll admit, Ah am gettin' a bit tired." Applejack said,
"Me too, I hope my animals are alright." Fluttershy replied,
"This land has not been so fun." Pinkie Pie said,
"Well, we'll all be able to rest when we do these two, let's go." Twilight Sparkle said, and they go to the east of Windhelm.
The Mane Six arrive at another forest, but this one did not have any magic, they see several straw huts there, they land and see humans looking at them, a male walks to them,
"What are you six doing here?" the human asked,
"We're ambassadors from Equestria." Twilight Sparkle replied, the man smiled,
"Why are you smiling like that?" Rarity asked,
"Sorry, it's hard for us to not think of you six as food." the man replied, shocking them,
"F... Food?!" Rarity asked,
"Yeah, you see, we're werewolves, we eat meat, this country is called Lycan, I am the ruler, Chief Jason." the man replied,
"Uh, y'all look like them regular people to me." Applejack said,
"That's because there hasn't been a full moon for sometime, we change to our true forms when that happens." Chief Jason replied,
"Uh, during another one of my travels, I read books on werewolves, it said you guys are enemies with the vampires." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Oh, that's exaggerated propaganda, the vampires are our best friends." Chief Jason replied,
"Oh, well, I have to learn your culture and customs for my homeland." Twilight Sparkle said,
"We can't teach you everything." Chief Jason replied,
"That's fine, just show me what you can show me." Twilight Sparkle said, and Chief Jason leads them.
The Mane Six see the werewolves were carnivores and drank blood, much to their uneasiness, the werewolves were hunters, they used mostly spears and bows and arrows, and lived together as one, they did not have any music, and the only fashion they were as humans were the hide of other animals, which made Fluttershy very uncomfortable,
"Well, that is all." Chief Jason said,
"Okay, we'll be off now." Twilight Sparkle replied, and the Mane Six take off in the hot air balloon,
"Okay, one more place, and we're done." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Good, I could use a nap." Rainbow Dash replied,
"Me too." Fluttershy said,
"Well, we're already at the last area." Twilight Sparkle said, and they land on the northeastern part of the land.
The Mane Six arrive into the last area and they see the humanoid creatures had sky blue skin, white monochromatic eyes, two holes for their noses, and black claws in place of fingers and toes, some of them had hair, they were straight, black, and long, the males had hair that went down to their scapulae, the other males were bald, while the females had hair that went down to their lower backs,
"Oh my, what long hair they have, it is perfect to style in fashion." Rarity said,
"We don't like our hairs styled." a male creature said, he walked to them,
"I am Chief Isbar, the ruler of these people, this place is called Necronomicra." the male creature said,
"What are you guys?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"We're ghouls." Chief Isbar replied,
"Ghouls?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Yes, we're creatures of the night." Chief Isbar replied,
"Well, we need to see what this country is like." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Go ahead and look around." Chief Isbar replied, and the six walk around. The Mane Six see the ghouls were practitioners of black magic and necromancy, this made them very uncomfortable,
"Isn't that type of magic forbidden in Equestria?" Rarity asked,
"No, we've never seen that type of magic before." Twilight Sparkle replied, and the six keep looking, they see the ghouls using necromancy and then mind control to control the dead bodies, making them into zombies, the Mane Six were very uncomfortable, they also saw the ghouls ate meat and drank blood, making them even more uncomfortable. The Mane Six went back to Chief Isbar,
"Okay, I think we've seen enough." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Alright, good day to you six." Chief Isbar replied, and they take off in the hot air balloon, Twilight Sparkle sighed in relief while Rarity took her hazmat suit off,
"We're finally done." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Yeah, Ah can use a break, too." Applejack replied,
"I hope my animals are okay." Fluttershy said,
"Still, Ah can't believe that first guy lied to us." Applejack said,
"About what, darling?" Rarity asked,
"He said that the other places were even dirtier, but they turned out to be cleaner." Applejack replied,
"Well, you do have a point there, but he was also right to an extent, Applejack, the vampire kingdom had dead bodies on spikes, several places had meat as food, and that one place has feces cleaner as a highly respectable job, all in all, that entire land is dirty." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Well, when we go back there, first order of business for me is to teach them hygiene." Rarity replied,
"I agree, Rarity, I can't believe how filthy that land is." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Me neither, I can't find anything fun in all of that filth." Pinkie Pie replied,
"I can." Fluttershy said,
"Uh, how, Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"Because my cottage is just as dirty or even dirtier on some days." Fluttershy replied,
"That is a sight I most definitely don't want to see." Rarity said,
"Me neither, well, we can rest once when we get home." Twilight Sparkle replied, and they head to Equestria.
The dragons in the Dragon Lands continue practicing the Thu'um, they were very powerful, and loud, some of the hippogriffs came out of the water,
"What is that noise?" Princess Skystar asked, she looks and saw the dragons using the Thu'um, which shocked her, she has never seen such power, but she was not the only one uneasy, Princess Celestia was watching from the balcony of her castle, she was very nervous that the dragons would be too strong in the future.
Spike and Smolder were doing Thu'um competitions outside, Sandbar, Gallus, Ocellus, Yona, Silverstream, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle were watching and cheering,
"Yol Toor Shul!" Smolder said, she shot fire out of her mouth,
"Fo Krah Diin!" Spike said, he shot ice out of his mouth, they canceled each other out,
"I must say, that dragon breath thing is pretty cool." Gallus said,
"Best shouting competition ever!" Silverstream said,
"How long did it take y'all to learn 'em?" Apple Bloom asked,
"Yeah, how long did it take?" Sandbar asked,
"Well, it's actually a natural ability." Smolder replied,
"Yeah, dragons are just born with it." Spike said,
"Doesn't it hurt your lungs and throat?" Scootaloo asked,
"Not really." Spike replied,
"What else can you guys do?" Sweetie Belle asked,
"Watch this. Strun Bah Qo!" Smolder replied and a downpour appeared, lightning strikes began falling, the ponies screamed, shocking everyone,
"Lok Vah Koor!" Spike said, and the skies cleared, relieving all of them,
"Yona actually scared of dragon power." Yona said,
"Me too, I tried the shouts after changing into a dragon, I can't do it." Ocellus replied,
"Yeah, it's kind of a dragon only ability." Smolder said,
"Like how telekinesis is only for those with horns?" Sweetie Belle asked,
"Or like how flight is only for those with wings?" Silverstream asked,
"Kind of." Smolder replied,
"Still, it looks like the yaks and earth ponies have no powers." Scootaloo said,
"We do, Scootaloo, earth ponies make crops grow." Apple Bloom replied,
"Yeah, we have superpony strength, speed, and endurance when compared to other ponies, too." Sandbar said,
"Yona has super strength as well." Yona said,
"And us Pegasi can walk on clouds." Scootaloo replied, they all smiled,
"Excuse me, you two." Princess Cadence said as she ran to Spike and Smolder,
"I'm going to have to ask you two to stop shouting, you two caused a downpour in the Crystal Empire, and woke up Flurry Heart." Princess Cadence said, embarrassing Spike and Smolder, they hear Flurry Heart crying in a distance,
"Sorry." Spike and Smolder said,
"Thank you, now if you two don't mind, I have to attend to my baby." Princess Cadence replied and she walked away, they all left and went home.
Twilight Sparkle arrived home a few hours later and Spike went to her,
"How was the trip?" Spike asked,
"Less than pleasurable, Spike." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"You okay?" Spike asked with worry,
"Yes, Spike, I'm fine, just tired." Twilight Sparkle replied, Spike felt bad for her,
"How was your day?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Eh, the usual, still practicing my shouting techniques." Spike replied,
"I heard, a storm was caused in Equestria and Flurry Heart was awakened by the shouting." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Yeah, Smolder caused the storm, I had to use another shout to clear the skies." Spike replied,
"Spike, that shout of yours that cleared the skies almost destroyed Cloudsdale, the clouds dispersed and the ponies almost fell to the ground." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Oh, uh, sorry about that." Spike replied embarrassingly,
"Come to my office tomorrow, I have something to tell you and Smolder, but as for now, get a paper ready, I have to send a letter to Princess Celestia about the new area." Twilight Sparkle said, Spike got the paper and quill ready,
"Alright, I'm ready." Spike said,
"Dear, Princess Celestia..." Twilight Sparkle said, and she tells Spike what to write down and what she discovered about the new continent in the Celestial Sea.
The next day comes and Princess Luna had no problem in the dream realm last night, she had flowers against her snout to protect herself from the stench. Princess Celestia reads the letter Twilight Sparkle sent her, she was holding it up with telekinesis, she was shocked at what the letter said, she looked at it while she walked through a hallway,
"Roads have feces in them? Food has cockroaches in them? Vampires have dead bodies impaled on spikes? Vampires drink blood? Dead animals are in the road? Some creatures eat meat? Some creatures are unfriendly and unwelcoming? One ruler slouches in his throne? Pigs and rats roam the streets? People have black and rotten teeth? People use urine to do laundry? People dump their feces in the road?!" Princess Celestia said as she read the letter, she was very shocked, she reads the rest,
"People only bathe twice a year?! People put same dirty clothes back on after bath?! Bath water has fecal matter in it?!" Princess Celestia said with great shock, her eyes and mouth were wide open, the royal guards and Princess Luna overhear her, they were shocked and disgusted as well. Princess Luna went to Princess Celestia's left,
"Let me see that." Princess Luna said, and she looks and reads the letter, she also saw parts of some people being friendly and welcoming, and the magic of the fairies, along with the magic of the ghouls, she sees the parts Princess Celestia said out loud and was very shocked,
"This is disgusting!" Princess Luna said,
"I couldn't agree more, sister, I really hope they start cleaning." Princess Celestia replied,
"I still don't understand why the other countries are not reacting." Princess Luna said,
"Now that you mention it, Luna, I do find that a bit strange as well, maybe they haven't gotten word of it, yet." Princess Celestia replied, and the two walk together.
Tom tried to send the humans to Equestria by ship in hopes of getting to know them as well,
"No, no, no! Turn back." Shining Armor said, the humans look at him with confusion,
"Is something wrong?" a male human asked,
"You guys are not coming into our kingdom smelling like that!" Princess Cadence replied,
"Actually, we thought it'd be okay for us to come, since you all came to our land." another male human said,
"You all can come when you wash yourselves, but until then, turn around." Shining Armor replied,
"Come on, guys, let's just go home." a third male human said, and they get ready to leave, their foul stench goes into the Crystal Empire and the ponies cough and gag, their foul smell also woke up Flurry Heart, which made her cry, Princess Cadence becomes very shocked and flies to her to get her to go back to sleep, Shining Armor looks and saw the humans were leaving.
Two days pass and the humans still did not clean up, the foul smell of their land was in the air, the ponies and Princess Ember went to Shadowstorm to see them,
"Is something the matter?" Tom asked,
"This is gross, I can't even step hoof on here without the fear of getting sick." Starlight Glimmer replied, Sunset Shimmer arrived shortly afterwards,
"Ew! Twilight wasn't joking when she said this place is filthy." Sunset Shimmer said,
"Great wickering stallions!" Doctor Whooves said as he came into the kingdom and saw how dirty it was,
"This is disgusting! We'd like for you to clean up your kingdom." Princess Cadence said,
"Really? We're a lot cleaner than we used to be." Tom said, shocking the people visiting them,
"Look, guys, I can handle dirty places, but this is too dirty." Princess Ember said,
"Then I assume you all are from a noble family." Tom replied,
"No we ain't, Ah was raised on a farm." Applejack replied,
"Me too." Pinkie Pie said,
"So, what was the deal, exactly?" Tom asked,
"Clean up your land, this is the dirtiest country I have ever seen." Princess Celestia replied,
"It's not just my kingdom, is it?" Tom asked,
"Of course not, all of the other kingdoms need to clean up their homes, too." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"And if we don't?" Tom asked,
"Then I will have walls around your land and label this entire area as quarantined." Princess Celestia replied,
"Alright, let's get to cleaning, guys." Tom said,
"Thank you, let us know when you all are done, me and the others shall teach you all proper hygiene." Rarity replied, and they left. The people on the continent clean the land while the others watch,
"Hey, your majesty, what do we do with the dead bodies?" a male asked,
"Throw it in the water." Tom replied, Pinkie Pie and Rarity screamed with shock while Twilight Sparkle flew to them,
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! There are people living in the water!" Twilight Sparkle said,
"Wait, there are?" Tom asked,
"Yes, the seaponies." Twilight Sparkle replied, Queen Novo came out of the water in her hippogriff form,
"What is that smell?" Queen Novo asked, she looks and saw the Medieval continent, she was disgusted by how dirty it was,
"I am not going anywhere near there." Queen Novo said, and she went back into the water after changing to a seapony, Princess Skystar came out shortly afterwards as a hippogriff,
"What is it, mother?" Princess Skystar asked, and she sees the continent,
"Ugh, ew, ew, ew." Princess Skystar said as she looked at the land. The humans clean the dead animals and feces, while the vampires got rid of the dead bodies, they buried them into the ground. Rarity went over with clothes,
"Okay, now that you all have finished cleaning, it is time for you all to learn about proper hygiene." Rarity said, she showed them how to brush their teeth, how to wash, how to shave,
"Wait, you shave?" Blackadder asked,
"Why, darling, yes, I do, it's hard to see, but I have very small hair on my face." Rarity replied,
"That gives me an idea, Percy, Baldrick, we shall shave our horses when we get back home." Blackadder said, the natives of the continent just look at him annoyed while some shook their heads, there was a reason why Blackadder was the weakest ruler in the land,
"Hey, Blackadder, I'm willing to use my chainsaw to shave your face if you pay me." Ash said,
"Pay you, pay, pay, pay, pay, how do I do that?" Blackadder asked, Rarity let out a slight exclaim of shock at how dumb he was,
"Don't, Blackadder, that chainsaw of his is no toy." King Arthur said,
"Well, that's a shame, I would've liked to play with it." Blackadder replied,
"Yeah, I wanted you to play with it, too." Ash said,
"Well, moving on, it's time to teach you all how to wash properly." Rarity said, and she shows them, she used clean water in a pot,
"First things first, the water must be clean, no solid objects of any kind in the water." Rarity said, she also used her telekinesis to give them the clothing she made,
"Another thing, after you finish bathing, you put on a new, clean pair of clothes, not your old dirty ones." Rarity said, and the humans try, they got it done quite easily, the other creatures in the land did not participate. Rarity finished and Twilight Sparkle came,
"Okay, now, let's get some nice, clean toilets installed." Twilight Sparkle said, and she put toilets in the bathrooms, while the other unicorns and Pegasi made sewer systems, the ponies showed them how to use them, the humans saw how easy it was, the ponies were starting to become happy at seeing the country get cleaner, the liquid and solid waste into a body of water that was not used by anyone. Sunset Shimmer walks around and cleans any regular trash, she also used telekinesis to get the feces out of the water, the humans sweep the road while Sunset Shimmer looked around,
"Hey, you guys missed a spot." Sunset Shimmer said, and Tom cleaned it, Shadowstorm was completely clean,
"Yay!" Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle said as they ran around and played in the road,
"There, now you guys can come to our land." Shining Armor said,
"Well, go on and go, guys." Tom said, and they do, the humans explore Equestria and look around, they liked it, they came back with reports of the land later that day.
Five days pass and the natives of the continent did not have any relationship with Equestria yet, nor did they with Seaquestria or Mount Aris, the people on the Medieval continent did not interact with the hippogriffs or seaponies at all. The day to pay the taxes comes and everypony watched them go over to pay taxes to Shadowstorm since it was the capital kingdom,
"Wow, they have taxes, too." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Hey, wait a minute, somethin' ain't right." Applejack replied, they look and saw they were going to the church instead of to Tom's castle. The Mane Six go to the land and run to them,
"Excuse me, what are you guys doing?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"We're paying our taxes." Prince Geraint replied,
"But why ain't y'all goin' to Tom for?" Applejack asked,
"I'm just a figurehead." Tom replied,
"What?" Pinkie Pie asked,
"We all are, the leader of the church is this land's true ruler." King Arthur replied, shocking the six. Princess Celestia overheard them and flew to them, she walked to them after landing,
"If I am not mistaken, you all are just figureheads, and those who control religion are the ones who truly rule this land." Princess Celestia said,
"Yes, the church is more powerful than royalty." Count Dracula replied, he wore a cloak to keep himself hidden from the sun, he also wore white clothing instead of black clothing,
"What? That doesn't sound right." Rarity said,
"Sorry, that's how our land is." King Allant replied,
"Well, their land, my kingdom isn't influenced by the church." Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak said,
"Our land has been at war with them." Baldrick said, the seven mares were not happy,
"I would like to meet the members of this church." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Whoa, wait, the church has a lot of members." Counselor Melvin replied,
"Well, tell them to come out here to meet us." Twilight Sparkle said, the church opens and a group of humans came out, they wore knight armor, but also had white cloaks over their armor, each cloak had a red cross on it,
"Who are these guys?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"They are the Knights Templar, the church's first line of defense." Chief Isbar replied,
"Who's their commander?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"I am." Tom replied,
"Okay, who are the next people?" Twilight Sparkle asked, the church's roof flies open and the seven demons in the church come out, they were huge, scaring the seven mares, they float forward,
"Who are you guys?" Princess Celestia asked,
"We are the Seven Princes of Hell." Lucifer replied,
"Identify yourselves." Princess Celestia said,
"Lucifer, Prince of Pride." Lucifer said,
"Leviathan, Prince of Envy." Leviathan said,
"Mammon, Prince of Greed." Mammon said,
"Beelzebub, Prince of Gluttony." Beelzebub said,
"Belphegor, Prince of Sloth." Belphegor said,
"Asmodeus, Prince of Lust." Asmodeus said,
"Satan, Prince of Wrath." Satan said, shocking the mares,
"Pride? Envy? Greed? Gluttony? Sloth? Lust? Wrath? This church sounds like it spreads hatred instead of friendship." Princess Celestia said,
"Well, what they represent is known to us as the seven deadly sins." Tom replied,
"Seven deadly sins?" Fluttershy asked,
"Yes, pride is the worst one, we believe it leads to the other six happening." Tom replied,
"Well, I'll ask about that later, I need to meet the rest of the members of the church." Twilight Sparkle said,
"This way." Tom replied, and he leads them into the church. The seven mares enter and a portal was on the floor, they go in it and were taken to a place, it was fiery, they hear screams of agony as well, which scared the mares, they walk around and see demons everywhere,
"Members of the church, you all have visitors." Tom said, and they hear walking,
"Come on, we have to get out now." Tom said, and they leave and Tom led them back outside.
A few minutes pass and the demons of Solomon appeared, scaring the seven mares,
"Okay, I'll make this quick, state your name, title if you have one, if more than one, then state all of your titles, your occupations, and your powers." Princess Celestia said,
"King Bael, granter of invisibility, maker of wise people, and commander of sixty six legions." Bael said, greatly shocking the mares,
"Duke Agares, teacher of languages, stops and retrieves runaways, causer of earthquakes, granter of noble titles, and commander of thirty one legions." Agares said, the mares were even more shocked,
"Prince Vassago, teller of past and future events, locator of lost objects, and commander of twenty six legions." Vassago said, surprising the mares,
"Marquis Samigina, teacher of liberal arts, accountant for souls that have died of sin, and commander of thirty legions." Samigina said,
"President Marbas, keeper of secrets, teacher of medical arts, causer and healer of diseases, molder of humans into other shapes, and commander of thirty six legions." Marbas said, greatly shocking the mares,
"Duke Valefor, tempter of those who steal, controller of relationships between thieves, and commander of ten legions." Valefor said,
"Marquis Amon, reconciles love between friends and foes, procurer of those seeking love, and commander of forty legions." Amon said, the mares took a liking and a disliking to him,
"Duke Barbatos, communicator with animals, seer of the future, conciliator of friends and rulers, leader of those looking for hidden treasure through enchanted magicians, and commander of thirty legions." Barbatos said, surprising the mares,
"King Paimon, teacher of science, answers all questions, and commander of two hundred legions." Paimon said, greatly shocking the mares with how many legions he controlled,
"President Buer, teacher of natural and moral philosophies, logic, and the virtues of all plants and herbs, healer of humans, and commander of fifty legions." Buer said,
"Duke Gusion, teller of past, present, and future, shower of the meanings of all questions, reconciles friends, giver of honor and dignity, and commander of forty legions." Gusion said, the mares had a liking of him,
"Prince Sitri, causer of men and women to fall in love with one another, make people bare themselves naked, and commander of sixty legions." Sitri said, the mares were a bit embarrassed to think about him using his powers on them,
"King Beleth, player of music, giver of love to men and women, and commander of eighty five legions." Beleth said, the mares liked the sound of his powers,
"Marquis Leraje, causer of war and disputes, maker of gangrene wounds through arrows, and commander of thirty five legions." Leraje said, the mares did not like his powers,
"Duke Eligos, discoverer of hidden things, knower of the future of battles and how soldiers will meet, attracter of favors from lords, knights, and other important people, and commander of sixty legions." Eligos said, the mares did not like the sound of his powers,
"Duke Zepar, I cause men and women to fall in love, I also prevent women from getting pregnant, and I command twenty six legions." Zepar said, the mares were a bit uneasy with hearing about his powers,
"President Botis, teller of all things past and future, reconcile those who are friends and foes, and commander of sixty legions." Botis said,
"Duke Bathin, knower of all virtues of precious stones and herbs, can teleport people from one country to another, I help one attain astral projection, and take them wherever they want to go, and I command thirty legions." Bathin said, the mares kind of liked the sound of his powers,
"Duke Sallos, causer of men and women falling in love, and commander of thirty legions." Sallos said, the mares liked the sound of his powers,
"King Purson, knower of hidden things, finder of hidden treasures, teller of past, present, and future, and commander of twenty two legions." Purson said, the mares were very shocked by his powers,
"President Morax, teacher of astronomy and liberal sciences, and commander of thirty two legions." Morax said,
"Prince Ipos, knower and revealer of all things, past, present, and future, I can make people funny and courageous, and I command thirty six legions." Ipos said, the mares were a bit scared by his powers,
"Duke Aim, arsonist of cities, castles, and great places, maker of all witty people, answerer of all private matters, and commander of twenty six legions." Aim said, the mares did not like the sound of his powers,
"Marquis Naberius, maker of all people intelligent in all arts and sciences, especially rhetoric, and commander of nineteen legions." Naberius said, the mares were impressed by his powers,
"President Glasya-Labolas, writer and commander of manslaughter and bloodshed, teller of all things past and future, knower of all sciences, gainer of minds and love of friends and foes that are causing love if I desire them, inciter of homicide, granter of invisibility, and commander of thirty six legions." Glasya-Labolas said, the mares were horrified by his powers,
"Duke Buné, changer of places that contain the dead, maker of demons from the dead, and commander of thirty legions." Buné said, the mares were a bit uneasy with his powers,
"Marquis Ronove, teacher of art, rhetoric, and languages, giver of good fortune to loyal servants and the favors of friends and foe, and commander of twenty legions." Ronove said, the mares liked the sound of his powers,
"Duke Berith, teller of all things, past, present, and future, with true answers, turner of metal into gold, giver of dignity, and commander of twenty six legions." Berith said, the mares were getting a bad feeling from him,
"Duke Astaroth, seducer of others through laziness, vanity, and rational philosophy, and commander of forty legions." Astaroth said, the mares were getting a bad feeling from him,
"Marquis Forneus, teacher of rhetoric and languages, giver of good names to people, makes friends and foes love one another, and commander of twenty nine legions." Forneus said, the mares liked the sound of his powers,
"President Foras, teacher of logic, ethnics, and the virtues of all herbs and precious stones, maker of witty and eloquent people, granter of invisibility and invincibility, and commander of twenty nine legions." Foras said, the mares liked the sound of his powers,
"King Asmoday, destroyer of marriages, waster of the beauties of single women, destroyer of their love, and commander of thirty two legions." Asmoday said, the mares did not like the sound of his powers at all,
"Prince Gaap, teacher of philosophy and liberal arts, granter of invisibility, granter of stupidity to men, carrier of people between kingdoms, provider of medical care to women, change their appearance to make them get a lover more easily, but at the cost of being unable to reproduce, and commander of twenty five legions." Gaap said, the mares liked some of his powers, and disliked the others,
"Count Furfur, causer of love between men and women, creator of storms, tempests, thunder, lightning, and blasts, teacher of secrets on divine things, and commander of twenty nine legions." Furfur said, the mares were a bit uneasy with his powers,
"Marquis Marchosias, giver of true answers to all questions, and commander of thirty legions." Marchosias said,
"Prince Stolas, teacher of astronomy, poisonous plants, herbs, and precious stones, and commander of twenty six legions." Stolas said, the mares were a bit uneasy with him teaching poison,
"Marquis Phenex, teacher of science, and commander of twenty legions." Phenex said,
"Count Halphas, supplier of weapons and ammunition, sender of people to war, and commander of twenty six legions." Halphas said, the mares were not comfortable with his doings,
"President Malphas, builder of houses, towers, and strongholds, destroyer of enemy's buildings, destroyer of enemy's desires and thoughts, and all they have done, and commander of forty legions." Malphas said, the mares were extremely uncomfortable to hear about his powers,
"Count Raum, stealer of treasures from kings, destroyer of cities and dignity, teller of things, past, present, and future, reconcile those who are friends and foes, invoker of love, and commander of thirty legions." Raum said, the mares overall did not like the sound of his powers,
"Duke Focalor, killer of humans by drowning them, destroyer of warships, controller of wind and water, and commander of thirty three legions." Focalor said, his powers greatly shocked the mares,
"Duke Vepar, governor of the sea, guider of ships carrying weapons and ammunition, bringer of death to humans by making their flesh rot, being infected with sores, and have worms breed inside them, and commander of twenty nine legions." Vepar said, the mares were horrified by his powers,
"Marquis Sabnock, builder of high towers, castles, and cities, and give them weapons and ammunition, I can afflict humans have gangrene and worms in their wounds and sores, and I command fifty legions." Sabnock said, the mares were horrified by his powers as well,
"Marquis Shax, depriver of sight, hearing, and understanding, stealer of money from kings, and return it to the people, also stealer of horses and anything else I wish, and commander of thirty legions on horseback." Shax said, the mares did not like the things he does,
"King Vine, I take souls as I wish, I can tell the past, present, and future, discover witches and hidden things, create storms and heavy waters, I bring down walls and build towers, and I command thirty six legions." Vine said, the mares were very scared of him, and they got a bad feeling from him,
"Count Bifrons, teacher of science, the arts, the virtues of gems, woods, herbs, and switch around dead bodies, and I am the commander of sixty six legions." Bifrons said, the mares were not happy with him switching dead bodies around,
"Duke Vual, giver of love to women, forges friendship between friends and foe, teller of things of the past and the future, and commander of thirty seven legions." Vual said, the mares took a liking to him,
"President Haagenti, instructor of men, transmuter of all metals into gold, changer of water into wine and wine into water, and commander of thirty three legions." Haagenti said, the mares were curious over what wine was,
"Duke Crocell, teacher of geometry and liberal sciences, warmer of bodies of water, caster of the illusions that sound like rushing water, revealer of baths in nature, and commander of forty eight legions." Crocell said, the mares thought the hippogriffs would like him,
"Knight Furcas, teacher of philosophy, astronomy, astrology, rhetoric, logic, chiromancy, and pyromancy, and commander of twenty legions." Furcas said, the mares were thinking about having him teach at the School of Friendship,
"King Balam, knower of all things past, present, and future, maker of witty and invisible men, and commander of forty legions." Balam said,
"Duke Alloces, teacher of arts and all mysteries in the sky, granter of immortality to mortals, and commander of thirty six legions." Alloces said, the mares were uneasy with him granting immortality,
"President Caim, I grant people the ability to understand animals and the noise of the water, I grant answers to everything that will happen in the future, and I command thirty legions." Caim said, the mares sounded interested in his powers to make others understand animals,
"Duke Murmur, teacher of philosophy, controller of the souls of the dead, and commander of thirty legions." Murmur said,
"Prince Orobas, granter of answers to questions about the past, present, future, divinity, and the creation of existence, granter of dignity, granter of kindness between friends and foes, and commander of twenty legions." Orobas said, the mares liked the sound of his powers,
"Duke Gremory, teller of all things past, present, future, and hidden treasures, procurer of the love of women, young and old, especially maidens, and commander of twenty six legions." Gremory said, the mares did not like the sound of him obtaining the love of women,
"President Ose, maker of men who are wise in all liberal sciences, giver of true answers to questions about divinity and secrets, bringer of insanity to those I wish to have it, and commander of thirty three legions." Ose said, the mares were uneasy,
"President Amy, teacher of astronomy and liberal arts, giver of positive reactions to rulers, revealer of treasures, and commander of thirty six legions." Amy said, the mares liked the sound of his powers,
"Marquis Orias, teacher of virtues of the stars, giver of dignity, prelacies, giver of approval of friends and foes, shape people as I please, and commander of thirty legions." Orias said, the mares were interested in his powers,
"Duke Vapula, teacher of philosophy, mechanics, and sciences, and commander of thirty six legions." Vapula said,
"King Zagan, maker of witty men, creator of wine from water, water from wine, blood from wine, oil from blood, blood from oil, and a fool into a wise person, creator of coins from specific metals, and commander of thirty three legions." Zagan said, the mares did not like his oil and blood magic, but were interested in the rest,
"President Valac, leader, summoner, and controller of serpents, and commander of thirty eight legions." Valac said,
"Marquis Andras, sower of discord, and commander of thirty legions." Andras said, the mares were getting a bad feeling from him,
"Duke Flauros, giver of true answers to questions of the past, present, and future, and commander of thirty six legions." Flauros said, the mares got a feeling he was not telling the whole truth,
"Marquis Andrealphus, raiser of great noises, teacher of cunning in astronomy and geometry, I can turn human into birds, and I command thirty legions." Andrealphus said, his ability to turn people into birds interested the mares,
"Marquis Kimaris, locator of lost and hidden treasures, teacher of grammar, logic, and rhetoric, maker of warriors, and commander of twenty legions." Kimaris said,
"Duke Amdusias, commander of thunder and storms, controller of trees, and commander of twenty nine legions." Amdusias said, his loud voice scared the mares so did his control over the weather,
"King Belial, granter of senatorship, and commander of one hundred thirty legions." Belial said, the mares were shocked by how many legions he commanded,
"Marquis Decarabia, knower of the virtues of all herbs and precious stones, shapeshift into all birds if I wish, and commander of thirty legions." Decarabia said,
"Prince Seere, I can appear anywhere, anytime, I also help find treasures that are hidden and in robberies, and I command twenty six legions." Seere said, the mares were not happy that he will help people commit robberies,
"Duke Dantalion, teacher of all arts and sciences, knower and changer of all thoughts, causer of love, and commander of thirty six legions." Dantalion said, the mares did not like the facts that he knew what their thoughts were,
"Count Andromalius, bringer of thieves and stolen goods, punisher of all thieves and the wicked, discoverer of hidden treasures, all evilness, and dishonest dealings, and commander of thirty six legions." Andromalius said, the mares kind of liked his powers.
Princess Celestia wrote down their titles, names, occupations, and powers on paper with a quill, she finished after the last one,
"What can you seven do?" Princess Celestia asked tiredly,
"I make people attack one another and do stupid things to fuel their own egos." Lucifer said,
"I make the lower-class attack the upper-class out of jealousy." Leviathan said,
"I give people control over money and metal." Mammon said,
"I make people become cannibals, along with eating animals and solid objects, I also have complete control over flies." Beelzebub said,
"I have complete control over gravity, I drain people of their stamina as well." Belphegor said,
"I make one gender try to force the other gender to be in love with them, along with having people attack rulers so they can have the authority to rule for themselves." Asmodeus said,
"I make people go berserk and attack others in fits of rage, I also grant them the ability to use fire magic." Satan said, shocking the mares,
"Wait, if you seven are the princes, then why do these seventy two have princes as well?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"It's just a title." Lucifer replied,
"Oh." Twilight Sparkle said,
"So, which one of y'all is higher ranked?" Applejack asked,
"We are, the seventy two demons of Solomon follow our orders." Leviathan replied, Princess Celestia wrote it down,
"Is there anyone else who is a member of the church?" Princess Celestia asked,
"Three more, actually." Tom replied,
"There's more?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"These are the last three, we promise you." Oberon replied, much to Twilight Sparkle's relief,
"Tell them to come out." Princess Celestia said, and Giovi walked out, the ponies were surprised to see it was a ghoul,
"This is Giovi, he's the supreme ruler's bodyguard, he chooses not to speak, he's a master of telekinesis and fire magic." Tom said,
"What happened to his claws?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"Got severed when he was fighting deadites long ago, he replaced them with blades." Tom replied, surprising the mares. Dommiel walked out of the church shortly afterwards,
"Who called?" Dommiel asked,
"They did." Tom replied, Dommiel looked at them,
"This is Dommiel, he's the one who runs the church and collects the taxes." Tom said,
"Oh, so you're the supreme ruler." Princess Celestia said, the natives of the land shake their heads,
"Actually, no, I'm not." Dommiel replied,
"Wait, he's not the ruler?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"No, he's the second-in-command." Regent Urub replied,
"I would like to see the supreme ruler now." Princess Celestia said, the ground burst open and Volvox came out, his size greatly shocked the seven mares,
"I'm the supreme ruler, and the one who controls the church." Volvox said,
"This is?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"Emperor Volvox." Tom replied,
"Hey, Volvox, you're the one who runs the church, right?" Ash asked,
"Yes, Ash." Volvox asked,
"Why isn't your title pope, then?" Ash asked,
"I liked the sound of my old title better." Volvox replied,
"Okay, fair enough, emperor does sound better than pope." Ash said,
"Well, go on and pay your taxes, Ash." Dommiel said,
"No way." Ash replied, the others look at him,
"I don't do taxes." Ash said,
"You didn't do taxes at your home, either." Volvox replied,
"Well, I'm not gonna start doing them here." Ash said, the mares glared at him, Princess Celestia walked to him,
"Ash, you are being very rude and disrespectful right now, you have to pay your taxes, just like everyone else." Princess Celestia said,
"I don't pay taxes." Ash replied, Princess Celestia glared at him,
"It's alright, I know how to deal with him." Volvox said,
"Okay, but I'll still watch him." Princess Celestia replied, and she walked back, Ash was getting the feeling he will not get along with her,
"Well, let's go ahead and pay." King Allant said, and they do, the rest of the day goes on with nothing eventful happening.
The next day comes and the ponies see the dragons, griffons, yaks, and changelings on the continent, the yaks got there by boat. The ponies thought they were finally going over to see who the newcomers to the world were, which made Twilight Sparkle happy. Volvox was with Dragon Lord Torch, they smiled at one another,
"Good to have you back, Torch." Volvox said,
"It's good to be back." Dragon Lord Torch replied, Volvox smiled,
"Yes, it's time for the griffons to reserve you, just like how King Grover did long ago, I am willing to be your adviser once again." Grampa Gruff said,
"Good to have you back, too, Gruff." Volvox replied,
"Yaks honored to serve Emperor Volvox once again, just like how Prince Rutherford's father did long ago." Prince Rutherford said,
"Welcome back to you guys, too." Volvox replied,
"You helped us when the deadites attacked us, it is time that we help you." Pharynx said,
"Yes, it's great to be under your rule again, Emperor Volvox." King Thorax said,
"I'm glad to have you guys back, too, I hope you're as good as a ruler as King Metamorphosis was." Volvox replied,
"You will not be disappointed, Emperor Volvox." King Thorax said, Volvox smiled,
"Hey! Wait a minute! Stop! Stop! Stop!" Twilight Sparkle said as she flew to them, the rest of the ponies went to him, the hippogriffs went as well,
"What is this about serving him once again?!" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Oh, uh, you see, Headmare Twilight, Emperor Volvox was the original ruler for the changelings long before we came to this world." Ocellus replied,
"Yak served under Emperor Volvox before, too, King Bison pledged alliance to him." Yona said,
"King Grover served under him as well, so did Grampa Gruff, he's the original ruler for the griffons." Gallus said,
"The dragons were his first allies after the demons, Dragon Lord Torch served as one of his military generals." Smolder said, the ponies and hippogriffs were shocked,
"How long ago was this?" Queen Novo asked,
"Uh, maybe about seven hundred to eight hundred years ago, yaks not remember." Yona replied,
"It was sometime before Princess Celestia became the ruler of Equestria, I think she was still a filly when we served under Emperor Volvox." Smolder said,
"I demand to know why you all originally served under him." Princess Luna said,
"The deadites were attacking us, Emperor Volvox saved us from extinction, and he offered us to join him in his fight, it was also for our survival, that's why we served under him." Grampa Gruff replied,
"Yes, and unfortunately, three of the four original rulers of you guys are dead." Volvox said,
"Wait, you were ruler of the dragons at that time, too, father?" Princess Ember asked,
"Shortly before we came here, I was the ruler of the dragons already, I am the only original ruler left from when we served under Emperor Volvox." Dragon Lord Torch replied, surprising everycreature,
"What did you guys do when serving under him?" Sandbar asked,
"Dragons were his main fighting forces." Dragon Lord Torch replied,
"The griffons acted as scouts and advisers to him." Grampa Gruff said,
"Yaks were diplomats when under Volvox." Prince Rutherford said,
"Us changelings acted as his soldiers." King Thorax said,
"How did you guys originally serve him?" Princess Cadence asked,
"Oh, right, we didn't say it, yet, we all are from another world, this land is actually our home." Pharynx replied, surprising the ponies and hippogriffs, Princess Celestia was not happy and flew up to Volvox's face,
"I do not appreciate you just taking over like this, you can't just come in here and take these people away from here." Princess Celestia said,
"Uh?" Volvox asked,
"This was what I was talking about the other day, Volvox, here, she's the strongest ruler, you're not as powerful as you used to be." King Thorax said,
"What makes you think you can just come in here and take over immediately?" Princess Celestia asked,
"That is not why I'm here." Volvox replied,
"Then why are you here?" Princess Celestia asked,
"Because the deadites have been attacking my land, some of the creatures went extinct, the deadites have been hiding for now, I'm here to get old allies back to help me." Volvox replied, Princess Celestia was a little speechless,
"We were just coming here to get old allies, solve the monster problem, and leave, plain and simple." Dommiel said,
"Oh, so you all weren't planning to stay here for long." Sunset Shimmer said,
"Not at all." Dommiel replied,
"Well, I think it would be best if we all gather together and discuss what to do against the deadites." Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak said, the others agreed,
"Alright, let's get this over with." Volvox replied, and the rulers entered the church.
Everybody was in a circle and there were many people, the people present at the meeting were Volvox, Dommiel, Tom, Giovi, Ash, King Allant, King Arthur and his knights, Blackadder, Percy, Baldrick, Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak, King Oberon, Queen Titania, Counselor Melvin, Elder Lazlo, Chief Isbar, Regent Urub, King Flamma, Lord Dracula, Chief Jason, King Karstaag, the Seven Princes of Hell, the seventy two demons of Solomon, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, Shining Armor, the Mane Six, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunburst, Dragon Lord Torch, Princess Ember, Spike, Grampa Gruff, Prince Rutherford, King Thorax, Pharynx, Queen Novo, Princess Skystar, Sky Beak, Ocean Flow, Terramar, Silverstream, and General Seaspray were present at the meeting,
"Okay, let's get this over with, I am sensing the deadites will be appearing soon, and we have to get ready, but what do you all want to do?" Volvox asked,
"Simple, crush them and eat them." King Karstaag replied,
"What?! No! Maybe we can befriend them." Pinkie Pie said,
"There is no befriending these creatures, lady." Ash said,
"How are you sure about that?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Because these deadites can change their hosts back to normal and act like regular people, and when your guard is down, they change back to their true forms and attack you." Ash replied, shocking the ponies and hippogriffs,
"I'm sorry, but he speaks the truth, that's how they almost wiped out the changelings." King Thorax said,
"Yes, but unfortunately, the giants, goblins, incubi, succubi, and alps were not so lucky." Dommiel replied,
"See, there you go, these deadites have plagued us for years, it's time we destroyed them." Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak said, Princess Celestia was a bit bothered,
"Ulfric, I would like for you to sit properly." Princess Celestia said,
"Actually, that was the royal way to sit last generation." King Arthur replied, greatly shocking the ponies,
"What?! That's how royalty sits?!" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Last generation, yes." Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak replied,
"Don't you sit like that at home?" Tom asked,
"No!" Twilight Sparkle replied,
"Well, moving on, guys, what do you all have against the deadites?" Ash asked,
"Well, I've got some dragonic abilities in me." Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak replied,
"Wait, what do you mean you have dragon abilities?" Princess Ember asked,
"Fus Ro Dah!" Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak said, the shout almost blew Princess Ember back, shocking the ponies, dragons, griffons, yaks, changelings, and hippogriffs,
"I, too, can use the Thu'um." Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak said,
"How? The Thu'um is a dragon only ability." Princess Ember replied,
"Before they were killed by the deadites, four humans studied the Thu'um, it took generations and several lifetimes to study, but those four were the ones to find out how us humans can use the Thu'um, and I studied under them as a child." Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak said,
"That reminds me, how is your Thu'um training coming, young one?" Volvox asked,
"I already mastered it." Spike replied happily, Volvox chuckled,
"It's good to see you reach your full potential as a young child." Volvox said,
"Thanks." Spike replied,
"What about the rest of you? What do you guys have against the deadites?" Ash asked,
"What deadites?" Blackadder asked,
"You know, those possessed people that have been killing our citizens." Baldrick replied,
"Possessed? I thought they were merely sick and wanted food." Percy said, the other rulers look at them with disapproval and disdain,
"Someone kill this guy before he kills all of us with his stupidity." King Flamma said, the others agreed while the ponies were shocked they would suggest such a thing,
"No, guys, I'm sorry to break this to you, but we have to spare him, and trust me, his descendants are a lot smarter than he is." Ash said,
"Thank goodness for that, I have no patience for his utter stupidity." Rarity replied,
"Ha-ha, so I will be supreme ruler one day." Blackadder said,
"Sorry, Blackadder, but that won't be for about another three hundred years." Ash replied,
"Do my descendants become smarter?" Baldrick asked,
"Sorry, Baldrick, but you're the only smart guy in your family, all of your descendants are idiots." Ash replied,
"How about me?" Percy asked,
"Sorry, Percy, but your bloodline will end in about a hundred years from now." Ash replied,
"Hundred years? I still have many more years to live!" Percy said,
"No, in a hundred years from now, your descendant will die, and your family's tree will come to a complete halt." Ash replied,
"Oh." Percy said,
"How about you, northern king, what do you have against the deadites?" Ash asked,
"Well, I can use the swords left for my family." King Allant replied,
"Well, use the Demonbrandt, King Allant, that Soulbrandt you're wielding won't do any good on them." Volvox said, King Allant nodded, reluctant to use the white sword, Princess Celestia looked at his black sword,
"Wait a minute, I knew I was sensing some kind of demonic energy in this room somewhere." Princess Celestia said,
"Do not fight him, all of those who have opposed him have fallen." King Arthur said,
"Yes, even I cannot best him in combat." Sir Lancelot said,
"Is he really that powerful?" Shining Armor asked,
"Yes, when it comes to authority and rank, I'm the strongest ruler of the humans, but when it comes to combat and physical prowess, King Allant surpasses us greatly, even the other creatures here cannot beat him." Tom replied,
"Well, moving on, do you guys have any torture chambers?" Ash asked, the ponies were shocked when he suggested such a thing,
"Well, we do have several torture chambers in Hell." Vine said,
"Yes, maybe we can use them." Bael said,
"No, guys, when the deadites attack, the demons will be the first ones to turn." Ash replied, shocking the demons,
"You mean... our legions will be the first ones to turn?!" Andras asked,
"Yes." Ash replied,
"Let's go." and the Seven Princes of Hell and the seventy two demons on Solomon leave the room through portals,
"We will all be dead if we have to fight every legion." Chief Jason said,
"Indeed, we will be greatly outnumbered." Count Dracula replied,
"Hold on, how big is one legion?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Five thousand demons." Tom replied, the Mane Six and Princess Celestia were very shocked, they thought about how many demons there were,
"Each demon has magic we cannot cast." Elder Lazlo said,
"Yes, their dark magic surpasses ours as well." Chief Isbar replied,
"Not to mention the fact that one demon has the physical strength that surpasses the strength of an orc, a dwarf, and a troll combined." Regent Urub said,
"Yes, but the trolls will not help you guys." King Karstaag replied,
"Wait a minute, trolls once tried to eat King Bison." Prince Rutherford said,
"Well, he did trespass onto our land." King Karstaag replied,
"What were you other creatures planning on how to take out the deadites?" Ash asked,
"Well, us fairies can try using our magic to change them back." Titania replied,
"That ain't gonna work." Ash said,
"You know how to change them back, Ash?" Oberon asked,
"No, there is no way to change them back, what we have to do is send them back with a spell." Ash replied,
"Oh, I can cast the magic and spells with my horn." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Yeah, just a zap from our horns should do the trick." Sunburst said,
"Not that kind of spell." Ash replied, causing the ponies to exclaim with confusion,
"The spell has to be said out loud." Ash said, causing the ponies' excitement to die down,
"You gotta be kidding me." Pinkie Pie said,
"Afraid not." Ash replied,
"So, what kind of spell do we need?" Terramar asked,
"Well, first of all, we need to find the book that contains the spell, it is mostly known as the Book of the Dead, its proper name is Necronomicon Ex-Mortis." Ash replied,
"Necronomicon Ex-Mortis? I don't know that book, I have hundreds of books back at home, but I've never heard of that one." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Please, Ash, darling, describe what the book looks like." Rarity said,
"It's cover looks like a face, it's made out of human flesh, each word in it is written in blood, the book contains prophecies, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, every word is also written in a different language, so I doubt anyone of us here will understand it, and the majority of these people are illiterate." Ash replied, shocking the ponies and hippogriffs,
"For real?" Applejack asked,
"Are you serious?" Silverstream asked,
"He speaks the truth, only the members of the church and Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak know how to read." Dommiel replied, surprising the ponies and hippogriffs,
"We hope you will save us all, Ash." King Arthur said,
"Why me for?" Ash asked,
"Because you are the Hero from the Sky, you're the chosen one, you were sent here from the future to save us." Sir Lancelot replied, the ponies, dragons, griffons, yaks, changelings, and hippogriffs were shocked,
"You're from another world, too?" Silverstream asked,
"I'm from another timeline." Ash replied,
"Where, exactly?" Princess Celestia asked,
"Six hundred years from the future." Ash replied,
"No wonder why yer clothin' is extremely different from the others." Applejack said,
"Yes, I was wondering about that, too." Rarity replied,
"The clothes make him look like a donkey." Blackadder said, the ponies look at him with surprise, Ash just glared at him,
"Sorry, Ash, a donkey is..." Baldrick said,
"I know what it is, in my timeline, we call the animal an ass." Ash replied, Rarity exclaimed with shock while the ponies look at him with mouths agape,
"Hey! That's mean!" Pinkie Pie said,
"I agree, that doesn't sound nice." King Thorax replied,
"I think it sounds pretty funny." Grampa Gruff said,
"Yeah, I think so, too." Princess Ember replied while restraining her laughter,
"Ash, two of the citizens at the town us six stay at are donkeys, that is very offensive." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Well, that's their problem." Ash replied,
"Anyway, does anyone else have an idea on how to fight back the deadites?" Tom asked,
"Come on, guys, this is the middle ages don't you guys have a torture chamber?" Ash asked,
"Well, yes, but I only use it when necessary." Volvox replied,
"Well, use it, it'll help us a lot against the deadites." Ash said,
"Does anyone know where this book would be?" General Seaspray asked,
"Yes, let's find the book instead, I don't want to torture possessed people." Princess Skystar said,
"Well, my best guess would be is the ghouls have it." Ash replied,
"No, we don't read." Chief Isbar said,
"What about you elves and fairies?" Ash asked,
"Nope." Elder Lazlo replied,
"We don't have books on dark magic." Counselor Melvin said,
"I hope Romeo and Juliet don't turn into deadites." Oberon said,
"Say, Ash, what do you know about the romance between Romeo and Juliet?" Titania asked,
"I know how that story ends." Ash replied while smirking, Volvox and Dommiel laugh,
"Well, aside from that, we need you to find the book, Ash, and take out the deadites in this timeline so you don't have to fight them in your time." Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak said,
"I can care less, all of you except for Volvox are dead in my time." Ash replied,
"I'm still alive in your time, too, Ash." Dommiel said,
"Enough talk, yak want action." Prince Rutherford said,
"Yeah, I agree with the yak there, this meeting has gone on long enough, it's time for some action." Ash replied,
"So, what if these deadites come to our land?" Sky Beak asked,
"They'll be stuck that way until the incantation to seal them away is said." Ash replied,
"But how do we protect ourselves against them before that?" Ocean Flow asked,
"You'll just have to kill them." Ash replied, shocking the ponies and hippogriffs,
"I am not taking the life of one of my subjects." Queen Novo said,
"Then find a way to restrain them." Ash replied,
"Uh, Ash, are the deadites just people?" Fluttershy asked,
"No, animals, too." Ash replied, scaring Fluttershy,
"Ash, I just remembered, I think the Book of the Dead might be where the goblins lived before the deadites got them." Tom said,
"Ah, yes, I remember the goblins, highly intelligent, and practitioners of dark magic." Dragon Lord Torch said,
"Wait, there are no witches?" Ash asked,
"We already killed all of them, they're the ones who brought the deadites here in the first place." Volvox replied,
"Maybe Ash is a witch, a female disguised as a male." Blackadder said, everybody except Percy and Baldrick glared at him,
"Macbeth!" Ash said, lightning come down from the sky, through the ceiling, and shocked Blackadder, he screamed as he got electrocuted, Ash laughed,
"It really does work!" Ash said while smiling, the ponies look at him with disapproval,
"What did you just do?" Princess Luna asked,
"He said a word that's supposed to bring someone bad luck." Dommiel replied,
"Dude, that is not cool." Rainbow Dash said,
"Yeah, we want to bring good luck, not bad luck." Pinkie Pie said,
"Well, I guess it's decided, the deadites are about to reemerge again, let's get ready, dismissed, this meeting has gone on long enough." Volvox said, the others agreed and everyone went outside.
Princess Luna flew to the Dragon Lands and went to speak with Dragon Lord Torch,
"Excuse me, I would like learn how to use the Thu'um." Princess Luna said,
"I'm sorry, Luna, but we don't know how to teach it to other creatures." Dragon Lord Torch replied,
"Then how did that one human learn it?" Princess Luna asked,
"I don't know, they must've found out after us dragons left and came here." Dragon Lord Torch replied, Princess Luna was a bit surprised,
"Plus, don't you have the Royal Canterlot Voice?" Dragon Lord Torch asked,
"I like the Thu'um better." Princess Luna replied,
"Well, I'm sorry, but I don't know how to teach it, dragons are just naturally born with it." Dragon Lord Torch said,
"Oh, so you can't teach it?" Princess Luna asked,
"I don't know how to." Dragon Lord Torch replied, Princess Luna was very disappointed and flew away with her head down.
Ash was training the people on the continent on how to defend themselves, and how to fight the deadites,
"Okay, everyone, first things first, these freaks are allergic to lead, like the one I use in my boomstick, and chainsaw is used for cutting their heads off, and if you want to be funny, you can mess with them, but be careful, these creatures are intelligent, and will try to fool you." Ash said,
"Lies! I bet he is the deadite!" Percy said,
"I agree, burn him at the stake for being a witch!" Blackadder replied,
"Wait, come here, you two, I need you two for a demonstration really quickly." Ash said, and the two did, Discord then appeared, surprising everyone,
"I like your wittiness, Ash, I wish to watch." Discord said,
"Okay, everyone, I call this the Centaur." Ash said, and he grabbed Percy and placed his head against Blackadder's butt, Discord used his magic to insert Percy's head into Blackadder's posterior. The two screamed as they tried to walk around, the people on the continent laugh. The ponies watch them and looked at Ash with disapproval, unhappy that Ash was causing trouble,
"I'll swallow your soul." a male distorted voice said, Ash looks and saw a male human has turned into a deadite, he runs to Ash while growling snarling. Ash turns his chainsaw on and begins to cut his neck, the deadite screams, he then aimed his shotgun at his head,
"Swallow this." Ash said, and he shot him and blew his head up, the people on the continent cheer,
"And that, people, is how you get the job done." Ash said, the ponies did not like his way of doing things,
"Hey!" Pinkie Pie said as she suddenly appeared on the land,
"No, it's not! There are other ways to solve problems." Pinkie Pie said,
"Like how?" Ash asked,
"Offering friendship." Pinkie Pie replied, another male deadite was coming to attack,
"Hey, wait, I know you're stressed and angry, but take a deep breath, and let's talk things out." Pinkie Pie said, the deadite changed back to human and he began talking about his bad day and was crying, he calmed down after a few minutes, Pinkie Pie turned around,
"See? Friendship works better." Pinkie Pie said, the male changed back to a deadite and bit Pinkie Pie, she screamed in pain. Ash aims his shotgun and shoots the deadite in the back, which made him fall, Ash quickly reloaded his shotgun and waited for the deadite to stand up, it did and he blew his head off. Pinkie Pie's five friends went to go check her bite wound,
"Oh, my flank." Pinkie Pie said sadly, the bite mark was on the left side of her flank,
"Since you guys don't kill, you're going to have to restrain her, she can change into one of them at anytime." Ash said,
"You really should go look for that book now, I really don't want this spreading to our land." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"It will with her bitten, you five will have to tie her down, and put something in her mouth so she doesn't bite." Ash said,
"Uh, that's gonna be a problem, Pinkie Pie here can do things regular ponies can't." Applejack replied,
"Actually, all of you do things regular ponies can't do." Ash said,
"Well, we'll be taking her back now, and if possible, we'd like you guys to come to our land, I think we can all share a lot of things together." Twilight Sparkle replied, and they left while carrying Pinkie Pie.
The ponies and hippogriffs begin developing relationships with the Medieval continent, they got along with all creatures except the orcs and trolls, who were mostly unfriendly, they were surprised to see the dragons, griffons, yaks, and changelings were already friends with all of them, even though they were neutral with the orcs and trolls. The one thing the ponies and hippogriffs demanded from the land, especially the humans, was to be clean, completely washed, and wearing new pairs of clothes before coming to their countries, because they were not in the mood to deal with how filthy they were when they appeared to the east of Equestria.
Twilight Sparkle decided to expand the School of Friendship, she decided to make a deal with Volvox and have Agares, Samigina, Marbas, Paimon, Buer, Morax, Ronove, Forneus, Foras, Gaap, Furfur, Stolas, Phenex, Bifrons, Crocell, Furcas, Alloces, Murmur, Amy, Orias, Vapula, Andrealphus, Kimaris, and Dantalion teach at the school, they taught their respective subjects and Twilight Sparkle took note of everything they taught, even she learned some new things, some greatly surprised her. The students in the School of Friendship and from Cheerilee's class were very shocked by the knowledge of the demons, Sandbar, Gallus, Ocellus, Yona, Smolder, Silverstream, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and several other students received headaches from what the demons taught, it was too much for their brains to process.
Spike was doing the Thu'um and Twilight Sparkle wrote down what he said and what each shout did, he snickered and decided to try one at Rarity,
"Zul Mey Gut!" Spike said,
"Hey, skeever butt!" a voice said, Rarity screamed with shock,
"Who said that?!" Rarity asked, Rainbow Dash overheard the voice and laughed, Spike was laughing a bit as well,
"Spike!" Twilight Sparkle said sternly, Spike laughed nervously,
"Where are you?! Who called me that?!" Rarity asked angrily,
"Nopony did, Rarity, it's just Spike practicin' his shouts." Applejack replied,
"What? Spikey-wikey!" Rarity said, Twilight Sparkle sighed,
"Continue, Spike, let's see what else you can do." Twilight Sparkle said, he was about to, until they heard a lot of noises in the castle, the Mane Six saw their pets freaking out from Spike's shouts,
"Calm down, everyone, he won't harm you." Fluttershy said as she tried to calm them,
"Kaan Drem Ov!" Spike said, his Thu'um calmed the animals, the Mane Six were in awe,
"That... was... awesome!" Rainbow Dash said,
"Yes, really, thank you, Spike, maybe that shout can help me back at the cottage." Fluttershy said, Spike smiled,
"Hey, can I go free now?" Pinkie Pie asked, she was tied down with magic restraints by Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer and Sunset Shimmer watched her,
"Sorry, Pinkie, but you can turn anytime, we have to keep you restrained." Twilight Sparkle replied, Pinkie Pie groaned with disappointment,
"Well, Spike, go on and continue using the shouts." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Ven Gaar Nos!" Spike said, a tornado appeared,
"Get back, it's a twister!" Applejack said, and the tornado goes around the castle, Twilight Sparkle tries to dispel it with her magic before it destroys her books, she managed to with only a few minor damages,
"There, let's take a break." Twilight Sparkle said, and they do.
Baldrick led Ash to where the goblins lived before the deadites destroyed them,
"I have a cunning plan to find the books." Baldrick said,
"Well, alright, I'll go ahead and listen, since you're the only smart Baldrick." Ash replied,
"There are three Books of the Dead, one sucks you in, one is a bat, and one is regular, I suggest you listen to the sounds they make, the one that sucks you in is loud, the one that is a bat breathes, and the normal one makes no sound. When you find the normal book, say the words Klaatu, Barada, and Nikto, and you should be back home." Baldrick said,
"Thanks for the information, I'll be going now." Ash replied, and he rode the horse into the land.
Ash keeps riding and there were deadites waiting for him, he cut them all up with his chainsaw and shot a few, his horse eventually ran away in fear. Ash keeps going and fights the deadites, there were many, and he kept fighting, he was soon low on bullets, so he cut the deadites apart, he headed to where the three books were at, Baldrick gave him the information before they rode.
Ash arrived at the area where the goblins lived, everything was destroyed, he saw three Books of the Dead, he places his left ear against the first one and heard the sound of what sounded like a black hole, he goes up to the second book and listens to it, it breathes, he was startled and moved back when it tried to bite him, he listens to the third one and it made no noise,
"Okay, here goes. Kl..." Ash said, he could not remember the first word,
"Klutz, klick, klan..." Ash said, he decided to try the second word,
"B..." Ash said,
"Bermuda, Baron, Bar, Base. Ugh, I can't remember." Ash said,
"N..." Ash said,
"Nigeria, nickel, nimbler..." Ash said, he realized he cannot remember any of the three words, Ash cleared his throat,
"Kl *coughcough* Ba*cough* N*sneeze*." Ash said, it was silent, but a storm came. Lightning strikes the down and the deadites appeared, most of them were skeletons. Ash grabbed the first book and the third book, he took one because he thought it could be used as a good prank. Ash began to run back, but skeleton hands came out of the ground and grabbed his feet, he feel and more skeleton hands came out, he noticed they only had three fingers and black claws, the one in front of him begins to poke him in the eyes. Ash slaps the hand away and blocks them, he laughs as he outsmarted the hand, it tries to poke him again, but Ash slaps the hand away, it then went around his wrist and poked him in the eyes,
"Ow!" Ash said as the claws poked him, he began to try to break free,
"Ohhhhhhh!!" Ash said with his mouth and eyes wide open, he felt a skeleton hand grabbing and squeezing his groin, Ash fights to break free and manages to after a few minutes. The skeletal hand continues grabbing and squeezing his groin, Ash grabs it and pulls it off, he throws it back, takes out his shotgun, and shoots the hand, he got up and ran back to Shadowstorm.
The ponies, dragons, griffons, yaks, changelings, hippogriffs, and kirins notice the thunder, they were wondering what was going on, one hits Twilight Sparkle's castle and lands on Pinkie Pie, her friends go to see her. Pinkie Pie breaks free from her restraints, she now had hard skin, sharp yellow teeth, and white monochromatic eyes, scaring her friends,
"Pinkie has been reborn." Pinkie Pie said with her regular voice fused with a male distorted voice, scaring her friends, she ran out of the castle and to the continent while laughing.
Volvox used telepathy to contact the Feudal continent that was to the east of the Dragon Lands and Griffonstone about the deadites coming, so they sent a ship over, it had a special sword on it, it arrived and Tom took it out, it was the Bishamon Sword, he held it in his right hand and went to King Arthur and King Allant, King Arthur had Excalibur, and King Allant had Northern Regalia, he fused his Soulbrandt and Demonbrandt together to create it, and Dommiel had Soul Edge in his left hand, and Soul Calibur in his right hand,
"Okay, I think we're ready." Tom said, the others agreed. The sky keeps letting out lightning strikes and it hit other people,
"Lok Vah Koor!" the dragons yelled to get rid of the thunder, Cloudsdale got destroyed in the process, the ponies to fall to the ground, but they flew to prevent hitting the ground. Deadite Pinkie teleported to the continent and was ready to wreak havoc,
"Attention, all friends!" Deadite Pinkie said, and the deadites gathered around her,
"We need to make friends and turn them to us, let's go and make us some new friends!" Deadite Pinkie said, the deadites cheer and go forward.
Ash arrived back to Shadowstorm with the two books he took, he sees the deadites have already risen, he gave them to Tom and was ready to fight,
"Alright, let's waste them." Ash said,
"Uh, Ash, about that." Dommiel replied, and he points his right index finger, Ash looks and saw Pinkie Pie has turned, and was the leader,
"Wow, I didn't think she'd be the leader." Ash said,
"Who did you have in mind?" Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak asked,
"The Lady of the Lake." Ash replied,
"Oh, she turned before you came, we... had to put her down." Merlin said,
"What about Abigail, Abigail Williams?" Ash asked,
"She's not born yet." Lucifer replied,
"Oh." Ash said,
"Well, let's go, we've got deadites to fight." Volvox said, and they march to the deadites.
Twilight Sparkle and her friends go to the Medieval continent and see Deadite Pinkie leading the monsters,
"No, is Pinkie truly gone?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Twilight, remember what Ash said, we need to find the book and say the incantation to change her back to normal, but Ah believe, somewhere inside, Pinkie is fightin' to regain control of herself." Applejack replied; Pinkie Pie's soul was with the deadite spirit and playing around and having fun,
"You wanna be friends?" Pinkie Pie asked,
"Of course, we're going to be the best friends forever." the deadite spirit replied,
"Yay! Best new friend ever!" Pinkie Pie said, and the deadite spirit continued controlling her body.
Deadite Pinkie had humans, vampires, werewolves, elves, fairies, orcs, dwarfs, trolls, ghouls, goblins, incubi, succubi, giants, alps, and demons under her command,
"Okay, everycreature, we attack now, we start making friends in Shadowstorm, give them your friendship and let them serve us!" Deadite Pinkie said, and they begin to march forward.
Volvox and the people in his land began fighting the deadites, Tom used the Bishamon Sword to great effect, it killed most deadites immediately. The Northern Regalia destroyed almost all deadites in a few hits, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, Shining Armor, and the Mane Six except for Pinkie Pie were extremely shocked to see how strong King Allant was, his sword let out energy waves that destroyed whatever it touched, King Allant also flew through the air, and caused explosions to happen when he stabbed the sword into the ground. King Allant also had his red dragon and his blue dragon eat the deadites, his blob monster order its hoplites throw spears at the deadites, his giant knight shoot some kind of blue energy beam out of his lance, and his other knight cut deadites apart with his sword, the ponies and hippogriffs become very shocked when they see King Allant use some kind of magic they have never seen before to create black phantom versions of his people, they were stronger and more aggressive than the regular people, Princess Celestia was extremely uneasy with his powers.
Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak used the Thu'um to blow the deadites back, along with the dragons, he used his axe to fight back and held his own pretty well. Oberon, Titania, Counselor Melvin, Elder Lazlo, and the elves and fairies combine their magic to destroy the deadites, they mainly shot out yellow beams of light out of their hands, whoever got hit caught on fire. Chief Isbar commanded the ghouls to use necromancy and dark magic, their magic set deadites ablaze, along with tearing them into pieces, Giovi used his fire magic to burn them, and cut heads off with the knife blades for his claws. King Karstaag, King Flamma, and Regent Urub use their physical strength to destroy the deadites, so did the trolls, dwarfs, and orcs, they did well until going up against their own kind. Count Dracula and Chief Jason had the vampires and werewolves team up, the werewolves slaughtered whoever they fought, since a full moon was rising, they changed, while the vampires used what the knights had while they impaled them, some vampires tried drinking the deadites' blood, which made them turn into deadites, Count Dracula had them killed.
Blackadder and Percy got themselves separated from the others, they saw the deadites overrunning their kingdom,
"Blackadder, look, we have visitors!" Percy said,
"Yes, I know, we are becoming the rulers of this land." Blackadder replied,
"My lord, they're here to destroy us." Baldrick said,
"Destroy? You mean as in to kill us?" Blackadder asked,
"Yes, but I have a cunning plan to solve that." Baldrick replied,
"What is it?" Percy asked,
"If we cover ourselves in dung, we will be able to sneak past them without getting killed." Baldrick replied,
"Dung? But dung is valuable." Percy said,
"I know, but it's the only way." Baldrick replied, everyone in Blackadder's kingdom have already turned to deadites,
"We have no choice, Percy, let's do it." Blackadder said, and they do, they walk past the deadites while they gag and cough from the smell of the dung on them, the three leave their kingdom unharmed.
Dommiel used Soul Edge and Soul Calibur to destroy the deadites, Soul Edge absorbed their souls while Soul Calibur destroyed their bodies. King Arthur blinded the deadites with his sword by reflecting it off of the rising moon and setting sun, the deadites also attacked him, but King Arthur did not bleed due to him having the scabbard on his back. The Knights of the Round Table except for Sir Tristan fought the deadites directly, Sir Tristan stayed back and shot them down with his bow and arrow. The Knights Templar was fighting back and having trouble, so Lucifer, Satan, and Leviathan empowered them, Lucifer made them stronger due to them being proud of being a member of the Knights Templar, Leviathan made them stronger due to them being jealous of being human, and were the weakest kind of creatures in the land, and Satan made them stronger due to them getting angry over losing, he also gave them fire powers, they destroyed the deadites quickly and cheered. Mammon used his powers to control metal to cut the deadites apart, Asmodeus made the deadites fall in love with one another, the humans destroyed them while they were distracted, Belphegor made gravity stronger for the deadites so that they cannot stand up, he also drained them of their stamina to make them tired, and Beelzebub had his flies eat them apart, Shadowstorm and Boletaria were soon safe from deadites.
Bael, Glasya-Labolas, Foras, and Balam made the people invisible to give them an advantage, Foras also tried to make the people invincible; Barbatos commanded the animals on the continent to attack the deadites; Vassago, Barbatos, Gusion, Eligos, Ipos, Glasya-Labolas, Berith, Balam, Orobas, Gremory, and Flauros acted as strategists since they already knew what the outcome of the battle was going to be; Malphas and Sabnock fortified the continent; Halphas gave the citizens weapons to fight back with; Seere and Vine killed whoever they wished; Haagenti instructed the men telepathically on how to kill the deadites; the seventy two demons of Solomon fought back as well, they did not lead their legions into battle out of fear of them bringing even more deadites.
Volvox shoots fire breath out of his three mouths with Dragon Lord Torch by his side, the two combine their efforts to take out the deadites, Grampa Gruff led the griffons and they pick them up, off of the ground, and drop them, Prince Rutherford led the yaks by boat and arrived at the continent, they rammed the deadites, and wore armor to protect themselves from getting hurt or possessed by a deadite, King Thorax and Pharynx led the changelings, they change to creatures native to the continent to help the others fight back, Princess Ember led the dragons and they burned the deadites with their fire breaths, they also used several different Thu'ums to push back the deadites. Flying deadites began to appear in the sky, they attacked the flying creatures fighting back, Dragon Lord Torch let Ash ride on him and Ash shot down the flying deadites while Dragon Lord Torch breathed fire.
The ponies, hippogriffs, and kirins go to the land and help everyone fight the deadites, the unicorns tried to use their magic to change the deadites back to normal, but they did not find one, nothing worked, the ponies did not like how the other creatures were just killing the deadites. Spike was knocked down while he fought the deadites, one was about to claw his throat out,
"Spike!" Twilight Sparkle said with horror as he was about to lose his life,
"Tiid Klo Ul!" Spike said, he slowed time down, so slow, time almost stopped completely, he ran away and time went back to normal speed after sixteen seconds,
"Mid Vur Shaan!" Spike said, and his friends were sped up while fighting the deadites, Rainbow Dash became a blur as she punched the deadites down, it wore down after sometime. More deadites come out of the ground and there was too many,
"Iiz Slen Nus!!" Spike and the other dragons said, they froze the deadites in place. Ash went over with his car, which he has changed into a weapon with propeller blades on the front,
"Say hello to the twenty first century." Ash said as he rode the car and cut apart the deadites while laughing, the ponies were very shocked to see him destroying the deadites, he cuts one deadite and his right eye comes out and flies far.
Deadite Pinkie was getting more deadites to rise,
"Okay, everyone, let's spread joy and laughter throughout the land... by changing everyone into one of us and making them have the same sense of humor and fun as us!" Deadite Pinkie said, she laughed manically in the process, but the deadite's eye flies to her and goes into her mouth. Deadite Pinkie gags as she tries to get the eyeball out of her mouth, but she swallows it instead after a few seconds,
"Before we spread laughter with slaughter, I have something to do." Deadite Pinkie said, and she disappeared.
Merlin was about to say the incantation to send the deadites back, but he saw the Book of the Dead was gone,
"No! It's gone!" Merlin said, he uses his magic to look for it and saw Deadite Pinkie somehow got a hold of it. Merlin ran outside to the others,
"Everyone, the book was taken, that pink horse got it!" Merlin said, shocking everyone. A portal opens and a giant flying deadite came out, everyone was scared, it began attacking immediately. Everyone tried to attack it with whatever long range move they can think of, nothing worked, it destroyed the architecture and threw them at the people. Dragon Lord Torch flew to fight it,
"Mul Qah Diiv!" Dragon Lord Torch said, and a brightly colored transparent suit of armor appeared on him, everyone looked at him with surprise,
"Father." Princess Ember said with awe, Dragon Lord Torch wrestled with the creature,
"Yol Toor Shul!" Dragon Lord Torch said, he did a fire breath, much bigger than before, he burned the deadite, but it endured it and flew up, it dropped Dragon Lord Torch onto a temple, everyone was worried, but Dragon Lord Torch flew back up. The deadite flew to him to attack him, its claws were exposed,
"Faas Ru Maar!" Dragon Lord Torch said, the Thu'um did not work on the deadite,
"Fuh Ro Dah!" Dragon Lord Torch said, it did not push the deadite back, it flew to Dragon Lord Torch and stabbed its claws into his shoulders, the ponies gasped,
"Father!" Princess Ember said with worry, Volvox looks and uses telekinesis on the deadite to pull it out, he fires three fire breaths at the deadite, he burned it, but it still came. The changelings, griffons, and Pegasi flew up to help, roaring was heard in Transylvania, everyone saw gargoyles coming from the country, they went to go help Dragon Lord Torch as well, they distract the deadite while Dragon Lord Torch grabbed the deadite from behind and threw it down, it was about to get up, but Dommiel stabbed Soul Edge into its right hand and Soul Calibur into its left hand, the deadite screeched,
"Yol Toor Shul!" Dragon Lord Torch said, and he let out a fire breath, Volvox combined his three fire breaths with Dragon Lord Torch's, the deadite screeched as it was obliterated. Everycreature except the ponies, changelings, hippogriffs, and kirins cheered, the four creatures were not happy with what they saw,
"Guys, there's nothing to be happy about." Twilight Sparkle said,
"We won, that's all." Tom replied,
"Let's go, straight for the commander." Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak said, and they go to where Deadite Pinkie was at, even though the ponies noticed Fluttershy was missing.
Ash drives his car through Deadite Pinkie's deadites and sees her up ahead, she had the Book of the Dead with her, he was about to drive to her, but his car suddenly broke down,
"Huh? What the?" Ash asked, as he tried to turn the car back on, he realized everything was working fine,
"Come on, not now." Ash said, he became startled when he saw Deadite Pinkie in the passenger seat,
"My turn to drive." Deadite Pinkie said,
"Oh no, this is for me only." Ash replied,
"Oh, come on now, sharing is caring, and more fun together!" Deadite Pinkie said, and she grabbed the steering wheel, the car began driving again, Deadite Pinkie drove the car while laughing manically. Ash tried to wrestle the steering wheel back from her, but she was gone, Ash looks and saw a wall up ahead, the car crashes and Ash flew out of the windshield, through the propellers, and over the wall, Ash screamed in the process. Ash fell on the ground and he looks around while he hears Deadite Pinkie's laugh echo, she appears in front of Ash and pokes his nose with her front right hoof, he exclaimed with surprise and saw Deadite Pinkie was gone,
"My tail is twitching, stuff are about to fall." Deadite Pinkie said, Ash heard her on a roof and he saw pieces of roof made out of rock falling down, Ash moved back to dodge them,
"Uh-oh, my nose is itching." Deadite Pinkie said, Ash hears her to his right and aims his shotgun, he saw a swarm of bees coming, Ash ran away and saw water up ahead, he went in it,
"I got achy stomach." Deadite Pinkie said, Ash saw an alligator coming to eat him, he screamed and went back up to the surface,
"You son of a..." Ash said, he hears a cannon go off and it misses him, he looks to his left and saw Deadite Pinkie on a cannon, she laughed as well,
"Say hello to my party cannon!" Deadite Pinkie said, and shot a skull and bones at Ash, it missed however, Ash was bewildered by Deadite Pinkie's powers, he was about to shoot her but something attacked her, Deadite Pinkie screamed, Ash looks and was shocked, he saw Fluttershy has changed to Flutterbat. Deadite Pinkie and Flutterbat fight one another, Ash ran to look for Book of the Dead, he sees it and goes to it, he got it and saw Deadite Pinkie and Flutterbat fighting, Deadite Pinkie appeared and disappeared while Flutterbat flew around and managed to tackle Deadite Pinkie down,
"No! That's mine! Nooooooo!" Deadite Pinkie said while Flutterbat held her down, Ash left with the book. Ash continues to head back but Deadite Pinkie appeared on his back and knocked him down,
"That book is mine, I need it to bake cupcakes!" Deadite Pinkie said, a demon possessed Ash at that time, he got back up and turned to Evil Ash, Deadite Pinkie screamed with surprise. Evil Ash and Flutterbat stood together and were ready to fight Deadite Pinkie,
"Now this is fun!" Deadite Pinkie said, and she teleports around, the two look for her, she appeared in front of them with her cannon again, she shot it, Evil Ash grabbed the skull and threw it at her, she screamed as she flew back, she stood up and ran to them at extreme speed, she was a blur. Flutterbat tried to stop her but Deadite Pinkie charged through her and headed towards Evil Ash, she knocked him down and Evil Ash grunted, Deadite Pinkie began stomping her hooves on Evil Ash's abdomen, he grunted in pain, Deadite Pinkie sang a song while stomped on his abdomen. Flutterbat flew up and tackled Deadite Pinkie, she grabbed her with her mouth and threw her to Evil Ash when he stood up, he grabbed Deadite Pinkie and threw her through the air, Deadite Pinkie screamed until she hit her head on a pillar, it broke part of the pillar, she groaned and stood up. Deadite Pinkie teleported back and was ready to fight back, she somehow dashes forward and flies through the air, Evil Ash shot her with the shotgun a few times, but it only pushed her back and had no effect, she spat out a bullet and it flew back to Evil Ash at the same speed it was shot by the shotgun, Evil Ash dodged it, Deadite Pinkie spat out the second bullet, it also flew back at the same speed as the shotgun that shot it, Evil Ash watched her carefully while Deadite Pinkie laughed.
Flutterbat tackled Deadite Pinkie down from behind, Evil Ash poked her eyes and Deadite Pinkie screamed,
"Hey!" Deadite Pinkie said, Evil Ash then picked her up as Flutterbat lifted her up, he threw her again, Deadite Pinkie screamed as she flew through the air again, she hit her head on a house's door, breaking part of it on impact, Deadite Pinkie fell and was unconscious. Ash and Fluttershy changed back to normal, the spirit left Ash's body while Fluttershy changed back since the sun was rising,
"Groovy." Ash said as he saw Deadite Pinkie was unconscious,
"Are you alright, Mr. Ash?" Fluttershy asked,
"Yeah, I'm fine, thanks." Ash replied,
"You're welcome." Fluttershy said,
"Well, come on, let's bring her and the book back." Ash replied, and they went.
The deadites were mostly gone due to Discord appearing, he used the Thu'um to blow them back and freeze them, everybody except Spike was very shocked that Discord could use the Thu'um. Ash and Fluttershy came back, Twilight Sparkle and her friends ran to them,
"Where were you, Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"Taking care of the animals." Fluttershy replied,
"Oh, so that's where you were, the squirrels from my land say hi." Autumn Blaze said,
"Why, thank you." Fluttershy replied, Autumn Blaze smiled. Princess Celestia walked to Deadite Pinkie and saw she was unconscious with a cut on her head,
"What did you do to her?" Princess Celestia asked,
"Well, she wouldn't go down without a fight, so things got a bit rough." Ash replied,
"Quick, Ash, bring me the book so I can send the deadites away." Merlin said, and he does. Merlin was in a room with Deadite Pinkie tied to a pillar, her friends, the rulers of Equestria, Sunburst, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, and Ash were in the room with him, everyone else was outside and guarding the place from the deadites. Merlin opens the book and finds the incantation needed to send them away, he says the incantation in Latin, the ponies did not understand him, Twilight Sparkle wanted to take a look at the book after he was done, he keeps speaking in Latin and the deadites were sealed away. The deadite spirit in Pinkie Pie remained,
"What's going on?" Rainbow Dash asked,
"The spirit in her is stronger than an average deadite spirit, I'm going to have to say a different incantation." Merlin replied, and he flips through the pages and finds one, he says it in Latin. Pinkie Pie was fighting to regain control of her body,
"No! What you did was very bad, that was not fun!" Pinkie Pie said angrily,
"But I thought we were best friends forever." the deadite spirit replied,
"No! What you did was very bad, and you made me do them, I want you out!" Pinkie Pie said angrily, the deadite spirit laughed at her for trying to get him out by just talking, but he felt himself being removed shortly afterwards, he screams and the deadite in Pinkie Pie was exorcised. Pinkie Pie was back to normal in real life, it greatly surprised her, and Pinkie Pie wet herself, surprising everyone while Rarity let out an exclaim of shock,
"Yup, we've all been there." Ash said, the ponies glare at him,
"You don't need to mention it." Princess Celestia replied, Pinkie Pie groaned,
"Pinkie?" Twilight Sparkle asked,
"Good morning, everypony." Pinkie Pie said happily, she then began to ramble on about what happened while she was a deadite, Ash simply left.
Everybody was outside and cheering, they saw Blackadder, Baldrick, and Percy arrive, covered in dung,
"Where were you guys?" Volvox asked,
"We blended in and covered ourselves with dung to survive." Baldrick replied, the ponies, hippogriffs, and kirins gag at the stench,
"Hey, Baldrick, those three words that were supposed to take me back home actually summoned them." Ash said,
"What? Really? I'm sure those words would send you back." Baldrick replied,
"Well, it didn't, you gave me the wrong words." Ash said,
"No." Princess Celestia said as she walked to him, she says "I think what actually happened is you forgot the words, and said the wrong ones, and that's what summoned them.",
"You weren't there to see it happen." Ash replied,
"No, but I can imagine you got it wrong, your facial expressions and body language tell me you're lying." Princess Celestia said,
"Can you say the three words out loud, Ash?" Baldrick asked, Ash forgot for a second but then remembered,
"Klaatu, Barada, Nikto." Ash said,
"Oh, you do remember the words, maybe I did get them wrong." Baldrick replied,
"Yeah, I don't blame you, it looks like the stupidity your descendants are known for is starting to show." Ash said,
"Wait, we won, I'm king!" Blackadder said,
"Yes, the throne's right here." Tom replied, and he pointed Blackadder to an iron throne, he sat in it, but then screamed as he felt his butt get burned by the fire under it, the natives to the continent, dragons, and griffons laugh, the other creatures look at them with shock,
"Well, we won, what do you guys want to do?" Volvox asked,
"A feast!" Percy replied, the others agreed, and they have a feast. Rarity was appalled was the manners of the people native to the continent, they made loud noises while eating, threw food across the table, ate everything by hand, ripped them apart by hand, chewed with their mouths open, and talked with their mouths full,
"Ugh, what atrocious manners." Rarity said, she hears similar noise nearby and saw Applejack ate the same way, so did Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle did not pay attention, but Spike ate the same way as the people on the continent did, so did Princess Ember and the other dragons, along with the griffons, Princess Celestia could barely restrain her laughter and desire to do the same thing, while Princess Luna had the same bad manners, Rarity lost her appetite when she saw the casu marzu and the haggis, the feast ended at the end of the day.
Pinkie Pie was taken to Sugarcube Corner and being treated,
"Oh, my head." Pinkie Pie said as she covered the wound on her head with her front right hoof,
"It's alright, Pinkie, I've got a spell to heal it." Twilight Sparkle replied, and she used it,
"I can't believe I ate an eyeball, yuck." Pinkie Pie said,
"You what?!" Rarity asked with shock,
"When I wasn't myself, an eyeball flew into my mouth when I was talking and got stuck." Pinkie Pie replied, Twilight Sparkle glared,
"I think I know where that came from." Twilight Sparkle said, they hear a sound at the entrance and saw Sunburst with Spike,
"What? You have to weaken my powers?" Spike asked,
"Sorry, Spike, but your Thu'um is too powerful for Equestria, we have to limit it." Sunburst replied, Spike groaned with disappointment,
"Don't worry, though, I set the spell to only limit your Thu'um powers in Equestria, if you travel out of Equestria, your powers will be back at full." Sunburst said, which made Spike smile, Sunburst left and Spike went to his six friends to see how Pinkie Pie was doing.
A few days pass and Twilight Sparkle asked to borrow the Book of the Dead, so Ash gave it to her, she wanted to show it to the School of Friendship. Ash walked around Ponyville and saw the Young Six building a shed with Applejack and Rainbow Dash teaching them,
"Macbeth!" Ash said, and the six students scream as the things broke, their safety equipment got damaged, and the shed fell apart, Ash laughed while the eight look at the broken shed with shock,
"Pinkie!" Pinkie Pie said from behind Ash, and everything restored itself, Ash becomes shocked and turns around to see Pinkie Pie, fully healed and normal, she hopped away while Ash was shocked she can undo the Macbeth word.
Two days pass and Twilight Sparkle was going to show the School of Friendship the Book of the Dead that Ash gave her,
"Okay, everycreature, as you all may have seen, there are some magic that we still don't know of, and in some areas, magic is different from what we have, this book is an example, I'm going to open it and show you all what it looks like, but keep in mind that this is also my first time seeing the inside of the book, so I have taken a few precautions, here we go." Twilight Sparkle said, and she opens it, the wind blows and there was a hole in the book, Twilight Sparkle fights back as her front hooves get stretched out, surprising her students, Twilight Sparkle got sucked into the book and screamed as she fell, her students gasped and Twilight Sparkle soon went into the book completely and it closed itself.
The students watch with anticipation and Twilight Sparkle came out of the book and closed it, the students laugh, Twilight Sparkle wondered what they were laughing about until she looked down and was shocked to see her face has been stretched down by the book, her mouth was open, and her snout was long, she tries to speak but can only do grunts, she did not have a spell to fix it.
Twilight Sparkle went to go see Merlin and let out angry grunts about the book, and demanded to speak with Ash,
"I'm sorry, but he got sent back to his time yesterday." Merlin said, Twilight Sparkle let out angry grunts while moving her hooves around like she was throwing a tantrum,
"Hold on, I think I can fix this." Merlin said, and he uses his magic to fix her face,
"Thank you." Twilight Sparkle said,
"You're welcome, Ash must've gave you the wrong book, I'll go get the one I have." Merlin replied, and he gives it to her, she went back to the school,
"Now that's out of the way, let's see what this book looks like." Twilight Sparkle said, and she showed the students, everycreature was clueless,
"What the? I can't read this." Twilight Sparkle said as she looked at the language,
"Ooh, ooh, do you have a spell for us to understand it?" Silverstream asked,
"No, I don't." Twilight Sparkle replied, and she just looked at it, she called Princess Celestia and Star Swirl the Bearded to take a look at the book, they had no clue on what it said, so Merlin was called to translate it, the creatures of the world were very uncomfortable with what the book had written and drawn in it.
Three days pass and the ponies mainly had relationships with Camelot, Princess Celestia got along greatly with Merlin as he shared his magic with them, she took note of it and used it to develop new spells while Princess Luna was shouting with her Royal Canterlot Voice in hopes of teaching herself the Thu'um. While Princess Celestia did not have a problem with Windhelm, Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak slouching in his throne annoyed her to no end.
Discord was bored and floated up in the sky, he had an idea from the dragons and Ash,
"Macbeth!" Discord shouted in the form of a Thu'um, every country got destroyed and spells went wrong, everycreature screamed as destruction hit the entire land,
"Discord!" Twilight Sparkle said sternly, Discord chuckled,
"I think I'm going to enjoy this." Discord said, as he looked at the chaos all around the land.
The next day comes and Volvox was ready to leave,
"Well, guys, it's time for me to go." Volvox said,
"That's a shame, we were hoping you would stay." Dragon Lord Torch replied,
"Sorry, Torch, but I have responsibilities back at home." Volvox said,
"Can we stay in touch?" Grampa Gruff asked,
"Of course, I can establish telepathic communication with you all." Volvox replied,
"Yaks will always remember Emperor Volvox." Prince Rutherford said,
"So will the changelings, you saved us from extinction from the deadites." King Thorax said, Volvox smiled,
"Wait, don't go over there!" Tom said, they look and saw the Mane Six in their hot air balloon, they were going to the Feudal continent, much to their shocks. The continent begins shooting arrows at them and they scream while Volvox uses his telekinesis to pull them back, he put them down,
"Don't go over there, that land is off limits to all foreigners, they will kill anyone who tries to enter." Tom said,
"But we saw a boat come from there before." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"That was only for trade, this land and that land only trade in weapons." Dommiel said,
"Weapons?!" Rarity asked,
"Yeah, our main trader from that land only wants our weapons." Volvox replied, shocking the ponies,
"All of you should leave, we're about to go back." Lucifer said,
"I'd like to have the telepathic communication as well." Twilight Sparkle replied, Volvox simply gave everycreature in the world telepathic communication to them, they left,
"Alright, let's go." Volvox said, and everyone said bye while Volvox and the ruler of the Feudal continent use their magic to go back to their home world while they all said bye to them.
Humans developed faster and better hygiene than expected due to the ponies giving them better hygiene and clothing, along with new types of magic. Merlin stayed in touch with the ponies and taught them what he knew, he and Star Swirl the Bearded got along greatly, they became close friends, the two make new magic and spells together and share them with the ponies and the humans. The Book of the Dead got lost for a few centuries later until one of Blackadder's descendants found it, and he and his family would use it throughout history to wreak havoc.