Monday 26 March 2018 07:20, VP Luna's Office, Daria Morgendorffer's POV
The two vampires, six girls, and myself were now in what must've been the Principal's office.
If this is a school ran by vampires, then my chances of getting home would have been better in the mirror.
"I apologize for the poor lighting if it bothers you," she said, noticing my hard time seeing.
The six girls stood with blank looks on their faces (minus who had to be Pinkie Pie, who had an over-excited expression) at each other, the younger vampire started writing in what looked like... symbols, and the older vampire sat behind her desk, looking at me as if I were supposed to say something next.
"To what do we owe the pleasure?" the older vampire said.
"I'm stuck-"
Pinkie Pie cut in, making everyone's expression change to various forms of confusion throughout her speech.
"You're from Wednesday 04 August 1999 22:23 in Lawndale, Maryland! You and your friend, Jane Lane were walking to her house to discuss aliens while a miscommunication, and gossip, led everyone at your school, Lawndale High, to believe that you were aliens from outer space or atomic communists! Your sister Quinn told your mom and dad, after you left your house of course, that your English teacher, Mr Timothy O'Neill, said something about you being a communist and were out to destroy the American way of life! That made your dad, Jake Morgendorffer, flip out, to which your mom replied, and I quote, 'Oh, Jake, that man O'Neill has a screw loose', which is kind of true when you think about it. Next, your sister came and told that he called you an atomic communist, making your dad stress even more! Your mom then says that she'll call your US History teacher, Mr DeMartino, noting that he's high-strung but a fixture at your school, prompting for Quinn to come back again and say, and I quote, 'Mr. DeMartino was led off in handcuffs'! Your dad then began to freak out as your mom, Helen Morgendorffer, became concerned! As you were walking to meet your friend, your dad was spazzing out to your mom this stuff about you being involved in socialist activities! All of this happened while you were walking down the street with Jane! At some point, when you made it to this seemingly normal bush that started strobing! You and Jane tried to run, but instead, you were sucked into it! You thought everything was hopeless after you fell through a cloud, but Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, more on her in a moment, went to Princess Twilight who brought you down to the ground! Princess Twilight thought you were dead for a moment, until the others helped her come to realization, then gave back your glasses! You didn't know it, but you also lost your colorblindedness when you went to Equestria for the duration of your stay! Your family and friends began to worry about you when you didn't come home that night, or even call! Even though it's like you to not want your mom to be motherly. You then went to the Carousel Boutique to get some pony-friendly clothes made for you that look just like your regular outfit, where you met Rarity and Eris, Discord's sister. You were so scared! Later, you were at a restaurant called 'Hayburger' and you told Starlight how your school was, comparing it to Hell-On-Earth, making her almost vomit! You went back to the Princess's Council Room after Pony-Me set off a confetti cannon, then you called home, and made everypony even more uncomfortable with the conversation you had, which you promptly fell asleep immediately afterward! That night, you woke up in the New Golden Oaks Library, sneaked out, then sneaked into the Princess's castle, only to be stopped by Rainbow Dash, who said she would help you find the portal IF she could wear your glasses, which you did let her do, so she helped you find the portal, which threw you into present-day Canterlot, California! By the way, it's Monday 26 March 2018 if nobody's told you," she said, grinning widely afterward, leaving me in a state of complete shock.
"Pinkie Pie," Twilight said, "I think that's the most nonplausible thing you've ever said."
"Yeah..." Rainbow Dash agreed, "Pretty sure that didn't happen."
"How did you figure that out?" I asked, "I don't even know about some of that."
"Just a hunch!" the girl responded.
"Ah'm Applejack," the hat-bearing girl said, "Ah'd b' glad ta help ya back t'yer home."
One-by-one, the girls introduced themselves. There had to be some correlation between here and the land of horses. The six girls were Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie.
"What about you two?"
"Seth," the younger vampire said, looking up and pushing his glasses to his face, "I don't bite," he stood up and put his hands on the table that served as the desk.
"And I'm Luna Sonen, the Vice Principal of Canterlot City High School. I trust that Seth and these girls will help you make it home safely. If you require any assistance," she added, "you can ask me at any time."
"Yeah, thanks. I'll keep that in mind."