It ain't easy bein green.

by ShadowsInTheDark


Orks Orks Orks Orks.

Tom pov.


It was dark, that all I could see really and felt nothing. It was kind of nice to not feel any pain, then I started to hear a dull roar. Like it was very far away, like the sound was trying to be heard over some background noise. It was a voice, no... No voices? There was two of them, I think?

Get up an Fight!

It hurt my head, the sound almost like it was being driven into my skull. Like each word was being hammered into my head, like a cannon.

Get up an Fight!

The pain in my head was getting worse! Like someone was stomping on me 'ead, Like... Whyz me 'ead hurt so much! I growled tryin' ta get up, but my arms won't move!

Get up an FIGHT! Get up an FIGHT!

"I 'ead ya the first time! Shut ya gob! I'v add all I cans tak of ya yapping! I'z wil get up when I'm good an ready!" I snapped back at the voices, I didn't know where they were coming from or who they were. At the moment I didn't care, I just needed to move! That when I felt it, my powerklaw open and close. My other hand digging into the ground as my arms tried to push up my body.

Da WAAAGH! iz coming! Da WAAAGH! Iz coming!

The waagh? what waagh? What were they talking about, my head hurts to much for this. "Who'z ar yooz?" I at last ask out loud. That when the voices started to get louder!

Gork an Mork! Mork an Gork!

Oh that very helpful... Don't tell me witch is, wait. Gork and Mork? The ork gods?

Thay'z comin ta fight! Thay'z comin ta fight!

Fight? They? What the hell were they talking about? "I'z don't undastand?" I called out then I started to hear shouting, weapons fire. The sound of guns, cannons and more. I started to see fog and smoke, I saw flashes of light in the fog, I quickly duck when a beam of light almost hit me in the head!

I then heard the sound of someone running up behind me I swing round and block there attack with my chopper, it was a demon screaming in my face. Before I brought my powerklaw down on it head crushing it, I saw orks roaring and laughing as they run past. I saw demons run into them fighting, I then saw Elder pop up out of no where joining the fight. And if that wasn't enough I saw a Hive Tyrant roar leading a swarm of tyranids before charging right at me!

My human mind was screaming at me to run away, but my body started to move on it own. I started running towards them. I started to hear the voices of orks shouting and laughing behind me, the rumble of there boots and there tanks. As I closed in on the swarm they started to get smaller, and I was moving faster to reach them. I felt my lips turn into a smile as I ran. My shadow was growing larger and larger, until it cover the whole swarm. I reached my powerklaw back ready to swing it down on them all. Then I felt it, as the orks roared there battle cry I felt it building up in the back of my throat as I soon joined them.

"WAAAGH!"


Twilight and her friends were not sure what to do when Tom passed out, the other orks didn't seem to notice until she and her friends started panicking about it. Asking the orks for there help. This may have not been a good idea, as Twilight watched as Tom was taken to another room. They dumped Tom on his back and the ork then got a garden hose then stuck it down Tom throat.

At first Twilight thought this was to help Tom breath, until the ork started to drag over a barrel and started to poor it contents into the hose! "Wait stop! he won't be able to breath if you do that!" She yelled making the ork turn to her dumbly.

"Wat yooz talkin' about? This is fungus beer! So strong it will wak any lad up no matter what!" The ork said proudly, he then stopped to have a think and rub his chin. "Or was it, it kan knok any git out after da first pint?" He asked, making Twilight panic even more, until Tom opened his eyes. "Haha! See his good as-." The ork could not finish as Tom got up and punched the ork in the face!

Twilight and her friend were stunned by what they were seeing, When Tom woke up he started screaming and throwing things everywhere. Twilight had the good since to bring up a barrier, while Tom started fighting random orks who tried to a stop him. Tom even throws a ork into the barrier.

It was as if he was taken over by a blind rage, then Tom looked right at them. He growled stomping up to the barrier opening and closing his metal claw. Twilight and her friends looked on in getting ready, they had never seen Tom truly angry before and this was the most angry they've ever seen him. "Boss stop!" Yelled out Giblet as he ran up to get between Tom and the barrier.

Tom took one look at Giblet and quickly grabbed him by the nick and held the little gretchin up to eye level. Tom growled at him while Giblet was straggling. "B-boss, Boss! It ok, yoo won da fight! Yooz da big boss now!" Tom started a Giblet for a long time before shacking his head and blinked hard. "Gib... Giblet?" Tom asked as if thinking clearly after waking up.

Tom looked around and then drops Giblet, as he then looked to the ponies. "Wat happened? Where ar da bugs? The nids? An da demons?" He asked getting confused looks from everyone.

"Demons?" Asked Twilight while Tom was rubbing his face. "Dar was thousands of em! All of em fighting! An, an an an I was dar! Fighting too with da lads! den... Den it go dark." Tom looked up at them as if realizing something, before quickly moving out of the room. "Wait stop Mr. Tom you need to rest first you're badly hurt!" Called out Fluttershy but Tom did not slow down as he left the room.


I was drawing something on one of the walls as orks ran off to get me more paint. For now they were watching, even the big guy who had his hand wrapped up. He looked like a mummy, that didn't matter as I had to draw this idea down and this blueprint for a new Trukk that could fit all the boys.

Twilight and her friends ask if I was alright, but I waved them off and told them I was busy and had no time to talk. After an hour or two they left, once I was done, I was half covered in different colour paints and looked at the wall. It was a Battlewagon. The only hard part was building the thing, I needed metal and lots of it.

"Oright lads, ere what we need! I need scrap and lots of it! I don't care where you get it or where it from, I need enuff of it to build dis ere battlewagon, got it!" I yelled and they all looked eager at the idea of building this thing. "Well? wat are yooz doing ere dan!? Go! Get lost and grab me some scrap!" I shouted and they all scrambled to go get the loot, I quickly stopped the big guy and he looked back at me. "Hold it, wat yoo name?"

"Bone Cruncher." He replied not breaking eye contact. "Good, I'll be needen yor help." I told him and got my tools and looked at my old truck. This was going to take awhile.