It ain't easy bein green.

by ShadowsInTheDark


I'z Da BOSS!

***3ed Pov.***


When Twilight and her friends burst in to the castle where destroyed doors used to be, what they found confused and worried them. They saw a large number of orks cheering as they were gathered around something.

“I’ll save you Pinkie!” Rainbow Dash yelled. Just as she fly over to dive and help her friend, she stop when she saw Tom and a larger ork fighting. The rest of her friends went up trying to find pinkie pie, without letting the other Orks notice they were there. That when they heard Pinkie scream from Tom Trukk.

“Come on Tom! Show that bully who the boss!” Pinkie was yelling from the Trukk caban, with Giblet next to her cheering alongside her. They all quickly went up to Pinkie in the hopes of getting her out of here before the orks notice.

“Pinkie we need to leave!” Said Twilight, As she heard the painful sound of a ork scream in pain. Before hearing Tom shout.

“Dat all yooz got! Com ere yooz teeth hoarding snotling!” They saw Tom had stabbed the larger ork in the back. Before climbing on top of him then punches the ork in the head with his powerklaw.

“We can’t leave!” Replied Pinkie looking back to her friends. “Tom about to win, I’ve got odds of twenty teeth to my party cannon that Tom will win!” They looked back to there smiling friend in confusion, Twilight didn’t have time to find out what Pinkie was talking about, before they all heard a voice yell.

“Thy’z down!” Yelled an ork in the crowd, the ponies turned back to the crowd of orks as they stared at Tom who was laying on his back on the stone floor and so was the other ork.


***Tom pov***

I was in so much pain I thought i was going to pass out, but I wasn’t going to give up now. I had to get up, I had to win. I slowly sat myself back up and saw the Nob was doing the same, although more painfully.

I slowly get back on my feet and make my way over to him, before the larger ork could stand I grabbed him by the shoulders then smashed my skull into his as hard as I can! Yes it hurt, yes I think I suffered a concussion but I had to win!

The nob looked just as dizzy as I felt before bring my head back and crashed skulls again. I wasn’t sure how much more of this I could take, I felt like my skull was going to split open like a egg at any moment. Just as I readed back for one last try the nob held up his not broken hand.

“W-wait… yooz… Yooz win.” He said as a tooth fell out of his mouth. I wasn’t sure I heard him right with all the blood in his mouth and my brain feeling like jello.

“Who da boss.” I asked, as the nob looked confusedly at me before I started yelling at him. “Who iz da boss!” He quickly understood once I started screaming in his face.

“Yooz da boss…” He mumbled and I punched him in the face. “Yooz da warboss!” The nob yelled louder this time and I let him go. He fell on his back growing in pain as I stood up.

“Dat right, hear dat? I’z iz da Boss! Got it yooz lot! I’z Warboss Tom, an if any of yoo runty gits think yea hard enuff dan com on dan! I’z da BOSS!” I roared at the mob of orks, not a single one of them moved then they all cheered. I was still a little surprised at this as they all started shouting my name, still felt a little dizzy myself. I look back to the fallen nob, there was no point in killing him and besides I could use some muscle.

“Someone help him out an fix him up.” I grumbled as I tried to walk in a straight line back to my Trukk. That when I heard a voice yell over our heads I tried hard not to growl in pain.

“That was awesome!” We all looked up and saw rainbow dash, why was she here? You know what I was in too much pain to care at this point so I ignore her, the orks on the other hand.

“It a talking duck!” Yelled one ork. “No yooz snot brain it’s an flyin squig!” shouts a different ork. I notice that the rest of Pinkies friends were by the trukk now, Pinkie was smiling as she took a bag full of orks teeth off another ork who walked away sadly… I didn’t care at this point as the rest of her friends looked on in fear as the mob of orks argued over wever Rainbow was a duck or not.

“Shut it!” I yelled at the mob as they all stopped fighting long enough to let me talk with the ponies. “So… Wat do yooz want?” I asked before I had to spit a glob of blood out of my mouth onto the floor, I think I spat one of my teeth out as well. I paid it little mind as I looked back at the ponies.

“We… Came here to help?” Said Twilight as she looked at me, then to the mob of ork boyz who were watching from where they stand. “We were told green monsters raided ponyville, but it looks like they were just… More orks.”

Yeah, you can just hear the worry in her voice. You know I’d agree with her but I knew better, orks were… I looked back to see two orks who were slapping each other across the face and laughing. Yeah, they were not that smartest lot then again they were just ork boyz after all. Given time and a few fights and they may turn into something useful.

“No worries, I’z dar boss now so they’ll listen ta me an follow my orders.” I replied as I put a hand on the trukk to steady myself, make make sure I didn’t fall over. I found myself blinking hard to stay awake as I felt the pain in my body slowly dull away. “Now if yoo excuse me, I’z gonna pass out.”

With that said I face plant on to the stone floor and let the sweet darkness of sleep take me. I really needed it at this point, I’ve had too much to deal with in one day and I wasn’t going to wake up anytime soon. Sod it, I was going to sleep for a week!