Equestria Girls' Bizarre Adventure

by Saiyan of the North Star


Camp Everfree, Let the Fun Week Begin!

Camp Everfree, Let the Fun Week Begin!

Celestia and Luna are standing in front of the bus that will be taking them and some other students to Camp Everfree for the whole week, they are just doing one last inspection just to make sure they got everything they need. Can’t be too prepare, right.

“Okay, one last checking before we broad the bus. Sleeping bags?” Celestia asked while holding a check list in her hand.

“Check.” The Joestar brothers and Luna said at the same time.

“Water?”

“Check.”

“Pajamas?”

“Check.”

“Some Snacks, just in case?”

“Check.”

“Emergency First-Aid Kit?”

“Check.”

“Backup clothes?”

“Check.”

“Mmmm… what am I missing?” Celestia asked herself, trying to remember something else.

“If it makes you feel better mom; Jotaro and I have already check everything we have and we’re good to go.” Joseph said with Jotaro nodded.

“Alright, then let’s be off, don’t want to keep the other campers waiting.” Celestia said broading the bus with Luna following behind and soon the Jojos came as well.

Joseph stop for a moment and look up to the sky, he’s still worried about one thing: Kars. Wamu said that he and Pinkie will battle against his Master at Camp Everfree, which is where they are going for the whole week. He wonders if there’s even a slight chance against Kars thinking that he may be stronger than Wamu was.

“HEY, Joseph, you’re coming?” Josuke called snapping Joseph from his thoughts.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming.” Joseph replied finally getting on the bus.

He’ll worry about Kars later, for now what’s important is having the best time with his family and friends and his awesome party loving girlfriend: Pinkie Pie.

(Later)

The bus has finally made it stop to the place: Camp Everfree, a beautiful place of enjoying the wild life in the great outdoors, doing some fun activates like hiking and swinging, and garthering together around a warm camp fire while telling some camp stories.

Everyone step out of the bus with their belongings as they’re about to experience the week of their life.

“ALRIGHT!! WE’RE FINALLY HERE!!” Joseph shouted at the top of his lungs, breathing the fresh air of the forest.

“This gonna be the GRESTEST CAMP WEEK EVER!!” Pinkie shouted as well with balloons and confetti coming out of her for some reason.

“We’ve been camping before, so it makes no different where are.” Jotaro said remembering all the time he and his brothers were out training in the wilderness.

“But this is where we can relax and have fun for once.” Josuke stated.

“Indeed, now can enjoy the greatest of Mother Nature with our friends and family without worrying about training drills.” Gionro said as a bird lands on his finger.

“Yessir ei, I’m gonna blast building my own tent and foraging for food.” Applejack listed thinking about being a wilderness survivor.

“You do know that they pervade us with those things, right?” Rainbow Dash asked smirk her cowgirl friend.

"Yep, still gonna forage though.” Applejack declared Rainbow’s eyes roll in that response.

“I wonder if they’re any wild horses nearby?” Johnny said out loud thinking of wanting to ride off into the woods.

“And hopefully some squirrels to chase.” Spike said whacking his tail back and forth.

“My god, Lady Rarity, did you really have to pack this many for one week?” Jonathan shocked to Rarity bringing this many bag with her.

“I’m just after some R and R.” Rairty signed. “The past year has all been a bit too much for my tastes.”

“I’ll say! We fought three evil sirens who tried to hypnotize everyone with singing, one ridiculously competitive rival school, and two demon friends!” Pinkie said realizes the last part looking at Twilight and Sunset.

“No offense.” Pinkie laughed awkwardly.

“And let’s not forget we fought against two powerful warrior zombies, defeated a vampire with crazy freezing power and shoots laser out of his eyes, and a freaky monster-man who literally used the wind as a weapon.” Joseph added of the things everyone went through.

“Yup, Canterlot High has become a regular magic magnet.” Applejack said.

“And the supernatural as well, it’ll be nice to get away from it all.” Johnny added by Applejack’s side as the two blushes.

Flash came up to Twilight handing her bag to her.

“Here you go, Twilight.” Flash said.

“Oh, thank you, Flash.” Twilight said taking the bag onto her back.

“This is definitely gonna be a great week, see ya.” Flash said waving goodbye as he walks away.

The Jojos then notice something about Flash that seems… different somehow.

“Did you guys notices how Flash acted to Twilight just now?” Josuke asked they all nodded.

“Yeah, you think he be all nervous around her but he’s perfectly calm.” Joseph pointed out rubbing his chin.

“Why would Flash be nervous around me?” Twilight asked wondering what they meant.

“Yare yare daze, didn’t you tell her about him and the pony-Twilight?” Jotaro asked Sunset shrug and look to Twilight.

“Remember when you met your pony counterpart.” Sunset asked Twilight nodded.

“He had a ‘thing’ for her.” Sunset said as Twilight realize of what the thing Sunset is talking about.

“But now he’s totally fine and all, guess that means he gotten over both of you.” Joseph stated thinking Flash no longer has feelings for either Twilight anymore.

Suddenly, everyone heard an eerie noise from the megaphones as someone is talking through it.

“HELLOOOO, if you could start heading to the courtyard, that would be rad!” A woman voice instruction. “It’s time to start the best week of camp ever!”

Everyone made their way to the courtyard around the gazebo, as the campers chat to one another a woman with flowers on her head with a microphone.

“Hello everyone, welcome to Camp Everfree! I’m Gloriosa Daisy, your camp director, think of me as your friendly camp and nature guide and this is my brother, Timber Sprunce.” Gloriosa introducing herself and her brother as he takes the mic from her.

“Think of me as that awesome guy who should always be invited to fun things.” Timber said trying to show off some moves before handing the mic back his sister.

“Well, he seems fun.” Joseph said.

Twilight look at the guy and seem to be, in some weird way, drawn to him, but can’t tell what exactly.

“We aim to please, so before we hand out our tent assignments, we like to hear from all of you.” Gloriosa said.

“You’re free to do whatever you like here.” Gloriosa mentioned making the campers excited.

“Uh, except hike near the rock quarry, that’s off limits.” Timber said the Jojo’s; mostly Jotaro, Jonathan, and Joseph, feel as though Timber is hiding something involving Gloriosa as well.

“Yes, but otherwise, your options are wide open. So what activities will make this the very best week of your lives ever?” Gloriosa asked happily, lowing the mic to anyone, Rainbow Dash raises her hand.

“Rock climbing!”

“Done!”

“Archery!”

“Of course!”

“Tetherball!”

“Naturally!”

But before Rainbow Dash could say anything else, Sunset grabbed her hand down as Josuke pt his hand on her shoulder.

“Whoa girl, you got to slow a bit before going overbroad.” Josuke said.

“Rainbow, I know you’re excited but maybe you should give someone else a chance to make a suggestion.” Sunset pointed out, Rainbow understand this, letting others take their turn.

“Arts and Crafts!” Bulk Biceps suggested though his friends find it confusing for him to suggests that.

“My mom needs new pot holders.” Bulk explained.

“I’ll supply the looms.” Gloriosa said.

“Cookie decorating!” Pinkie suggested while licking her lips.

“Ooh, I do make a mean sugar cookie.” Gloriosa gloated.

“Early morning nature walks?” Fluttershy wondered.

“With walking sticks for everyone!”

“Oh, uh, a fashion show where I design the most fabulous camp looks inspired by today’s hottest trends and have them modeled by my classmates in a gorgeous outdoor setting!” Rarity suggested BIG on her idea.

“A camp tradition!” Gloriosa agreed.

“We have literally never done that.” Timber reminded her sister but she smiles back seeing no problem of it.

“Hope I don’t caught up in it, I’m not all into fancy clothing.” Johonny hoped not being part of the fashion show.

“Remind me again what you see in her?” Jotaro questioned Jonathan loves for Rarity, he only shrugs with a small smile.

“I’ll be taking requests the rest of the time you’re here so if there’s anything you’d like to do, anything you need, just ask,” Gloriosa said while Timber looks at Twilight as she smiles with blushes on her cheeks, Sunset and Pinkie notice this giggling softy.

“What about the camp gift?” Celestia asked with Luna by her side. “That was my favorite Camp Everfree tradition.”

“The camp gift, of course!” Gloriosa said gladly.

“Really?” Timber asked.

“Yes, really.” She answered.

“Well, I just thought--”

“Then you thought wrong.” Gloriosa said angry Timber seem upset about it.

“Looks like someone isn’t all into the camp spirit.” Jotaro muttered but his brothers hear it and agreed.

“Anyone else picking up on a little tension between Gloriosa and her brother?” Sunser asked Twilight and Pinkie pause thinking there maybe something between the two.

“A little.” Pinkie answered not sure what’s going on either.

“Every year, camps work together to create something useful. A gift for future campers. Working toward this common goal is key to forming the strong bonds that will last well beyond your time here at camp.” She explained.

“Which is why it’s so important.” She said to her brother who’s still not into it.

“This gazebo was a gift from last year’s group.” She said about where she and Timber are standing.

“Oh, oh, oh, and the totem pole and the sundial were also made the campers!”

“The sundial was our year’s gift!” Celestia said remembering her time in camp until Luna fake coughing.

“Even though some people thought it was little impractical since the sundial can’t be used at night.” Luna reminded her sister.

“Guess not everyone is into idea they don’t agree with.” Jonathan said.

“You all seem like really amazing group so I’m certain you’ll come up with something inspiring to leave behind.” Gloriosa said as everyone cheered.

“Speaking of leaving things behind, now’s the time to give out tent assignments so you can leave your heavy bags behind.” Timber mentioned as he winks while Gloriosa find it silly.

“Girls will be getting their assignments from Timber. Guys, you’re with me.” Gloriosa said as everyone went to get their assign tents.

Twilight got her color tent with Sunset then suddenly Timber sets in as they talk about colors in the language of science. Timber left showing Bulk his tent.

“See you around.” He said to Twilight before leaving.

Twilight blushes like she’s almost on fire and heard giggling from her friends.

“What?” Twilight asked confuses.

“Nothn.” Applejack said trying to hold her laugh in.

“Ooh, that was adorable!” Rarity said.

Gloriosa tell the campers to meet at the dork to go over from camp safety rules and telling them to let them know if they need anything. Suddenly limo came and a business looking man step out.

“I need something.” He said Gloriosa walk up to him.

“Filthy Rich, so nice to you.” Gloriosa acted happy to see the man.

“What are you doing here?” She asked irate. “Camp is just getting started.”

“Just takin’ in the scenery, Gloriosa Daisy. It’s so relaxing.” Filthy said chuckles as he leans close to Gloriosa’s face.

“Well, you can look around when camp is over!” Gloriosa said wanting to get back to the campers. “Now, if you don’t mind.”

Filthy and Gloriosa glare at each other for a moment until Filthy look at his watch thinking it’s time to leave. Suddenly, Filthy slap himself hard for unknown reason that even he doesn’t know himself like something just grabbed his hand and then he slaps himself again.

Jotaro and the brothers look at Joseph as he tries to hold his giggles, he pointed down shock to see a strange purple vein sticking out of his hand all the way to wrapping around Filthy Rich’s hand. Joseph amusement was quickly over as he saw his mother Luna with her dragger stare and holding up her hand covered in her darkness power; giving her son a warming if he misbehaves like this again. Joseph gulp in fear as he made his vein vanish, releasing Filthy.

Filthy didn’t let this get to him as he got in his calm look and went inside his limo and drove away.

Gloriosa notices some of the campers looking her way.

“Haha, Filthy Rich is, uh, an alumni of the camp. He likes to check on his old stomping grounds every now and again.” Gloriosa said leaving the campers more confuses.

“Looks like Filthy was here more than just sightseeing.” Giorno said seeing Filthy as a business man, he wanted something from Gloriosa.

“Joseph, what was that just now?” Jonathan asked.

“I don't know exactly, I discovered it at the library when Pinkie and I met Wamu, it’s pretty awesome isn’t it!” Joseph said proudly.

“Yeah, getting punish by mom in the most scariest way can she do then yeah it’s pretty awesome.” Josuke joked earning an angry glare from Joseph.

“Come on, let just get to our tents and get this week started.” Jonathan suggested as the brothers agree making their way, leaving the mystery of Joseph’s strange new power for later.