After our Bodyguards, I guess, handled the crowd, Me and Luna began to browse through the clothing section of one of the stores. All the while, people stared at us in aw. I'm assuming that me and her never get out much, being members royalty, so just the mere presence of one of us being outside the castle seems to be enough to excite these people. Or whatever terminology they use to describe their species. And speaking of being easy to excite, Princess Luna seemed the most excited just being here.
"Sister, look over there!" Luna happily exclaimed, as she grabbed hold of my arm.
"Ouch, Luna!"
Luna dragged me over to an aisle of dresses, and reaches for a one hanging by one of the racks. "Isn't this beautiful!?" she asked in excitement. I rolled my eyes. This was probably the 3rd item she's shown me. And her excitement increased with each. First a pair of earrings, then a silk scarf, and now a dress. It was clear that Luna had never been here, or at the very least, never got to go often. Why else would a princess living in an expensive castle with hundreds of servants (and possible slaves), be getting excited over something as trivial as a scarf?
"It's very beautiful" I replied with a smile. Luna stared at the dress she held in her hands. She pondered; humming for a while before looking up at me. I slowly frown. "Is something wrong sister?" I asked. Luna slowly holds the dress over me, and smirks. As she gently nods, my eyes widen from fear. Usually when someone does that it means...
"Perfect! Go try it on!"
...That.
"Uh, what?"
"Come one, you heard me. Let's go try it on you."
I slowly take a few steps back, giggling nervously. "Oh...Oh my." I stared at the dress in question. It wasn't a bad looking dress. It was a white ballroom dress with puffy sleeves, a long puffy skirt, lace around the bottom, and a yellow ribbon around the waist with a pair of gloves to match. Luna slowly walked up to me. "Problem, sister?" she asked me. Hell yeah there's a problem! I'm already wearing an off shoulder dress! I'm not going to ware that puffy, girly, froo-frooy gown. But I can't tell her that.
"No, No problem at all, sister." I tried to contain my sudden burst of nervousness. I try to play it cool. I can't directly tell her that I hate the dress. It may hurt her feelings. Or worse... arouse suspicion about who I really am. After all, I don't know who this princess is suppose to like or dislike. "I just thought... um... w-well... It just looks so much better on you" I said. Luna giggled, shaking her head.
"I'm sure it would, sister," she replied, "but I'm afraid it isn't my size." Luna walked over to me and held the dress up to my chest. "Besides," she added, "you've always been a fan of yellow." If that was true, then I'm screwed. I can't turn down something yellow. In fact, now that I think about it, the sun tattoo on my butt, my gold colored high heels, the belt on my off gown, and my gloves. Guess I have no choice.
"Well, I do like yellow" I said.
"You always did, Sun Princess" Luna teased.
"I guess I can see how it looks" I replied.
With a sudden squeal of excitement, Luna grabbed me by the arm and dragged me to the nearest dressing room. Without giving me anytime to react to her, she threw inside an empty stall and locked the door behind her. "Ouch!" I exclaimed, rubbing my wrists. "Give me a little heads up next time" I said. Luna laughed. She hung the dress by a clothing hook on the wall and the proceeded to walk up to me and place her hands on my shoulders. This was about to awkward, I can tell.
"Whoa, umm, sister? What are you doing?" I asked.
"What does it look like I'm doing, silly? I'm getting you undressed."
My eyes widen. I officially DID get awkward. "Wait, WHAT!?" I swatted her hands away and took a few steps back, cover my body with my arms. "Are you crazy!" I shouted, "You can't undress me!" Luna laughed. "Come now, sister" she said. "No need to be shy. Were both women after all." I silently huffed with laughter at the irony of that statement. However, that didn't distracted me from what was going on. Luna began to chase me around the dressing room stall in circles. She eventually caught up with me, tackling me to ground. "Luna!" I yelled, "Let me go!"
[Meanwhile outside of the dressing room] [No One's POV]
"Luna! Let me go!" overheard the guard ponies.
"Should we check on them?" asked one of the guard ponies.
"I'm sure there fine" said the other guard, browsing through some boxer shorts. "What do you think of these?"
"Too flashy" replied the other, as his friend showed him a pair of rainbow colored shorts.
[Back to the dressing room] [Liam's POV again]
Luna giggled as I tried to free myself of her grip. "No!" she teased. She picked me off the floor and sat me on the dressing room stall's bench, where she then proceeded to unbuckle by belt. "H-Hey! I can do that myself!" I exclaimed, trying to get her hands of my waist. Luna giggled as she removed my belt and proceeded to take off my shoes. "Stop!" I demanded. Luna giggled and looked at me with a smirk. I raised at eyebrow. "Feeling a little embarrassed?" she asked. I clicked my teeth at her. "What do you think?" I replied with sarcasm.
Luna continued to laugh. "Ironic, isn't it sister?" I raised an eyebrow. "You're the oldest sister, and here you are being undressed by your little sister." Luna sat me up from the bench and signaled me to turn around. I reluctantly obliged, rolling my eyes at her. "I remember when you used to help me get dressed when I was little" she added, placing one hand on my shoulder, and slowly unzipping my dress with the other. My wings twitch up and tighten, and I start to blush. "Oh, those were some pretty embarrassing moments, huh sister?"
I slowly turn my head back to view her. "Embarrassing for You for Me?" I asked. Luna gave me a smirk, and without any hesitation or warning, grabbed the ends of my dress, and pulled down. My wings extended, and I let out a sudden shriek, grabbing my breasts with my hands and falling to my knees on the floor. Its official, I have officially became gay. Luna fell to her kneels laughing. "Well, I guess right now its embarrassing for YOU, isn't it?" she teased. "Sh-Shut up!" I snapped. Luna playfully messed up my hair, then she took the dress of the clothing hook and proceeded help me into it.
After an uncomfortable 23 seconds, I stared at myself in the mirror. Luna squealed in delight. "Oh, sister!" she cried, "It's Wonderful!" I roll my eyes as I turned around, examining myself through the mirror. While I'll admit it was a perfect dress for a princess, there's no way in hell I'm going to be caught dead wearing this dress. Look at Luna through the mirror, and moan in disinterest.
"Meh!"
Luna laughed. "Oh come on!" she incited, "It looks perfect on you." I crossed my arms and frown, "I look like I have a marshmallow for a skirt!" I complained. Luna rolled her eyes, "Alright then, I'm going to look for outfits for you and me to try on. You wait here." I playfully give a sarcastic salute. As she leaves the dressing room, and I lock the door behind her, I walk over to the mirror to continue to examine myself. It really was a big poofy dress.
"God, I look like stupid" I mumbled, as I proceeded to unzip the dress.
"I think you look rather, Dashing!" said a voice behind me.
I looked up to find the goat man himself, Discord. I turning around, suddenly, and backed up against the wall of the mirror, grasping my heart as I scream in terror. He smiled wickedly at me. Suddenly I hear a nock on the dressing room door. And a hear a strange female voice call out. "Is everything okay in there ma'am?" I guess another shopper or employee overheard me screaming (no sh*t).
"I'm fine" I replied with a nervous giggle, "I just... uh, thought I saw a spider, but it was just a dust bunny."
After some quick back and forth, the woman leaves. I now focus my attention to the goat man. "Why are you here!?" I whispered loudly. "How am I suppose to maintain my cover if your here in plain sight!?" Discord laughed. "What's so funny!" I demanded, still trying to keep my quiet tone.
"Didn't I tell you I was you?" he asked. "I said I was going to keep an eye on you."
"I thought you meant from a distance like binoculars, or surveillance cameras, or considers the world I'm in, some sort of magical crystal ball."
He laughed harder. As panicked, placing my mouth over his hand, shushing him. "Keep your voice down, moron!" I yelled softly, "What if someone hears you!? What if Luna hears you!? Was your plan to just blow my cover anyway!?" Discord, gently moved my hand away from his mouth exhaled. He placed his arm over my shoulder and walked me over to the bench.
"Relax" he said, "I'm in a Specter Form, only you can see, hear, and interact with right now."
Really?" I asked.
"Oh definitely, watch. I HAVE A BOMB! See, no one can hear me."
"Whoa. That awesome!" I exclaimed.
"Glad you think so" he said.
Discord offered to show me more of his tricks, but I quickly remembered the situation in hand. "Wait! Why are you here!" I demanded. Discord snapped his fingers and summoned a chair to sit on. Then he spoke. "Oh, just thought you might like advice. Something to help you understand your sister, Princess Luna."
My eyes widen with joy. "YES!" I cried. "I need to know about this whole Nightmare Moon stuff she was talking about in the carriage. And--"
"That's not Important right, don't worry about it!" Discord interrupted. "Listen Liam, your a Princess, correct?"
"That was what we agreed on" I replied.
"Great, that being said, you need to ACT the part. The real Princess Celestia doesn't groan or act disinterested when shopping, let alone with her sister" he said. "Honestly, I'm surprise Luna hasn't caught on to how different your acting."
"Well stop stalling and help me!" I demanded, "How do I act like Princess Celestia?"
"Don't raise your voice at me son!" shouted the goat man with sarcasm.
"Look, are you going to help or not?" I asked. "I don't want to spend the rest of my life in this worlds version of Hell!"
"Okay, okay, don't get your panties in a bunch!" he cried. Discord slowly got up from his conjured chair and walked over to me. "Here's the bottom line" he said. "You and Luna are sister, that's obvious. Okay?" I nodded at him as he continued. "Sisters of Divine Power. One controls the Moon, the other, You, controls the Sun. Both of you are icons to the Empire of Equestria. Daughters of Lady Fausticorn, goddess of Equss and all of pony kind."
"Equss?"
"The planet this world resides in."
"Oh, okay. Carry on."
Discord continues. "Bottom line, You two are supposed to be like Two Peas in a Pie. You got together like Chocolate and Caramel. Like peanut butter and Jelly. Oh, speaking of which..." He snapped his fingers, conjuring a PB and J sandwich to eat. "As close as two sisters can be" she said, with his mouth full of sandwich, "Mmm, so good." Swallowing, he leans me in closer to him, touching noses. "And as close as two sisters are, you like to do everything together."
"Everything?" I asked.
"Yes" he said breathing his peanut buttery flavored breathe on me. "Everything."
"So, what are you saying?" I asked him.
As he took another bite out of his sandwich, and swallowed, he gently pushed me aside and snapped his fingers, changing me from my poofy dress back to my off shoulder dress. "You're at a shopping center. Your sister wants to pick out clothes to try on. You can pretty get the jest of what I'm saying" he said, as he took another bite of his sandwich. I raised an eyebrow as he turned back to look at me. "Use your imagination!" he exclaimed. "Go nuts." With a wink, he disappears along with his conjured chair.
Just have fun, I though to myself. I got up and picked the poofy dress from the floor where it landed on. As I hung it back on the hook, Luna had returned, knocking on the dressing room door. "Sister, I'm back. Unlock the door. I have new outfits for you." I take a deep breathe in. As I unlocked and opened the door, Luna came in with a whole cluster of dressing, almost struggling to carry them all in her hand. She sat the pile down on the bench and turned to towards me.
She took note that I had changed back into my other dress. "Oh, I see you already got back dressed" she said. I replied with sheepish nod. "Well, I hate to do this to you but, take it off again" she instructed, as she held up another dress. A plain white strapless dress with a sequins on it. It looked very... um, BOLD, so to speak. To put it short, its the type of dress you wear when you want some... Attention. They kind of dress woman wear at an 18 and over dance club.
I smile nervously as I take the dress and proceed to put it on. I strip to my underwear, then proceed to take of my bra. Because, these types of dresses already serve that purpose. I close my eyes tightly as I do, trying so hard not to stare, or think about my breasts. Or any other part of my partially nude body. Jesus Christ, you have no idea how awkward it is to be a teenage boy, inside the feminine body like THIS.
I get the dress on and look in the mirror. My eyes widen and my wings slowly extend. "Holy sh*t!" I cried. "I look... I look... I look GOOD!" My adolescent mind takes over, as I begin to make provocative poses, admiring myself in the mirror. "Oh yeah! Mmm! Aw! I am I good looking lady!" I said to myself. Luna started to laugh. "What's so funny?" I asked. Luna shook her head, trying hard to stop giggling as she handed me another dress, signaling me to take my current one off. I rolled my eyes and obliged.
We spent the next few minutes trying on dresses, all the while having some back and forth banter about which one looks better on us. Some playful teasing also ensued. Luna groped by butt, I called her some names; she tried to push me out of the dressing room stall naked. Yep, just some playful teasing. Eventually we finished and went back to browsing isles. And as we walked down, I began to sense a connection with her. Like some sort of emotional affection for her. Something I've never been able to experience. I think, for the first time ever, in my entire life, I might have made a friend.
"So, where to next sister?" Luna asked me.
"Well, where else would you like to go?" I asked in response.
Luna pondered for a moment. Then she smiled widely as an idea came to her. "I know!" she exclaimed. "I know just the place for us to go to." She stared at me with her joyous expression, grinning ear to ear. And I couldn't help but to nervously smile back at her, giving her two thumbs up. What was the place she had in mind? I can only wait and see as she grabs me by the arm, and drags me off to who knows where.