Letters from an Evil Empress

by zackepic22


Unbridled Asinineness

Dear Twilight Sparkle,
 
You know, it’s like you write some of these without details, just because you hope that it’ll leave me guessing what happened, with no way to find out whatsoever.
 
Unfortunately for you, I definitely know what happened this time.
 
Honestly, Twilight, I thought that you would have a bit more common sense. Infact, chances are, that you did have common sense, at least at the start. You probably guessed that your friends and the rest of the town were fairly ignorant, especially when it comes to Zebras. You were more than willing to give her the benefit of the doubt at first.
 
...But, then, you stepped into some of those stupid blue plants, didn’t you?
 
Trust me, I do know what the Poison Joak are like firsthoof. It was definitely not fun having my mane and tail get turned into Waterfalls for two whole days…
 
But, still, I can’t believe you could trulystart to think that curses were an actual thing!
 
Honestly, Twilight, I’m surprised. I was hoping you’d educate the town. Zecora is the mare I most depend on for my potions, but, of course she’s not evil. She only makes them for me, because I make it beneficial for her to do so.
 
...Anddd, uhhhh- Also, because we’re fairly close.
 
Yep, definitely just fairly close.
 
Now, try to be smarter from now on. Sunset Shimmer I mean, my old pupil, probably wouldn’t have made this sort of mistake. She would have actually listened to what the incredibly smart and wise zebra had to say.
 
...Also, tell Applejack her younger sister might have a future in potionmaking. Zecora definitely seems to think she has potential, and I’m certainly eager for myself.
 
Hoping you won’t misjudge stripes anymore,
 
Empress Daybreaker
 
Now, to go and get ready for my visit to Zecora’s~
 
...Nightmare! What are you doing in here?!
 
Oh, don’t act like you’re surprised, you know I have needs!

Who is it…?
 
Ehhhhh, fine. It’s a certain zebra living in the Everfree.
 
No, you can’t come! I might be evil, but, I will still not let my younger sister join in that sort of thing with me.
 
...Fine, fine, I’ll try and help you find someone when I get back, alright?
 
Sheesh...