The fast and the fluttershy

by Viper Freak


The meeting at Twilight

The meeting at Twilight

You and Twilight discussed the details of tomorrow and agreed to leave early in the morning.

Once the two of you parted your ways, you went and looked up Fluttershy to tell her about tomorrow, although you didn’t quite know why you wanted to, you’re your own man and have no obligations toward the yellow mare.. right? Well, other that she’s giving you free boarding and meals while asking for nothing in return. Though you help around the house and with the animals as payment.

In any case, you felt like you had to tell her, so when you found her, you told about the next day.

‘Oh, that’s wonderful,’ Fluttershy said as she clapped her hooves together, ‘it’s nice to see that you and my friends are getting along so well.’

You chuckled at her enthusiasm and the both of you made your way back toward the cottage, where you had an early dinner before heading to bed.

--> <--

After having a quick breakfast and the dishes were cleaned up, you went on your way toward Friendship Castle. But not before Fluttershy wanted to make a snack for along the way, which you kindly denied, ‘The trip won’t take that long and besides, driving whilst eating is really dangerous.’

Arriving at the castle, you saw that Twilight was already waiting for you whilst holding a pair of saddlebags in her magic that were filled to the brim, which made you ask the question, ‘Um, what’s in the bags?’

‘Oh, just the essentials,’ Twilight said with a enthusiastic tone, ‘quills, paper, ink... quills.’

‘You just said quills two times.’ You pointed out with a raised eyebrow.

‘I did?’ Twilight said sheepishly, ‘Silly me.’

You waved it off with a hand, ‘No matter, but why do you need it?’

‘It’s for writing about what I’m going to learn about the car and the ride along the way.’ She said happily as she clapped her hooves.

You just rolled your eyes, ‘Well, if you’re ready, then I think we can go.’

‘Oh, right.’ Twilight said as she made her way to the passenger side and you opened the door for her.

Once Twilight was seated, you wanted to strap her into her seatbelt, but as you reached for it, The belt was enveloped by a pink aura and was clicked in place.

You reared back in surprise, but relaxed right after, Right, magic. you thought to yourself as you made your way to the other side and got in, driving away shortly after.

--> <--

A few minutes, it took Twilight a few minutes get through the majority of paper she brought to write on, what you assume, was about her experiences so far. No, it was not only because you were paying attention to the road that you weren’t able to read it, but also because she was writing in a language you couldn’t read.

Thinking of asking about that later, you shift to the next gear and saw that Twilight was looking at the handling from the corner of your eye.

You wondered and shifted back just to see what she will do and sure enough, you saw Twilight looking again.

‘Something wrong Twilight?’ You asked, making her jolt up in surprise.

‘What? no, there’s nothing.’ She said as tried to look away from you.

‘C’mon Twilight, I saw you looking at the gearshift as I was using it.’ You said  as you placed a finger on the mentioned part for indication, ‘So, what’s up?’

‘Well,’ She started, ‘if you don’t mind, would like to tell what that does?’ then pointed toward the gearlever.

You thought for a moment, and then nodded, ‘Sure.’

Twilight let out a squeal of delight as she stomped her hooves on the seat cushion and levitated paper and quill towards her, smiling brightly at you as she awaited your explanation.

You chuckled softly at her antics and thought for a moment to answer, ‘The gearbox basically distributes the power from the engine to the wheels evenly from low, to high.’

Twilight stopped her scribbling and looked at you, ‘Is that why the engine sound goes down when you go to the next uhm.. gear?’ once you nodded, she continued, ‘So.. it uses gears in order to get the car going on the road?’

‘Pretty much, yeah.’

‘Can you.. tell me how that works?’

You groaned and slammed your head on the wheel with a thud.

--> <--

After an explanation of the finer workings of a transmission, you arrived in Canterlot and with Twilight’s guidance, arrived at the home of her parents.

As most of the houses in this city, this one was white, though not as big as most of the others.

You got out of the car and moved to open the passenger side, but Twilight had opened it and got out with the help of her magic.

‘Well, have fun with your mom Twilight.’ You said as you made your way back to the drivers side.

‘Wait!’ Twilight yelled a bit loud, making you stop in your tracks and look at her with a raised eyebrow, seeing her look away with a nervous smile on her face, ‘Would you.. like to come too?’

‘Why do you want that?’ You asked, ‘Isn’t this one of those “mother/daughter bonding” things?’ but then, it hit you, ‘Wait a minute, You told your mother that you were bringing someone, didn’t you?’

When she let out an awkward chuckle, you knew you were right and you facepalmed.

As you pulled your hand down and Twilight came into view, you saw her looking back at you with the biggest eyes that would put that  a cute puppy’s to shame. Wait.. did you just think that something was cute? Ugh, this world is changing you, and you don’t know if you really like it.

‘Oké, fine,’ You said, thinking that it had nothing to do with the fact that she looked cute, which she didn’t. You only agreed  because you had nothing better to do anyway, that and nothing else.

The both of you made your way through the lawn and toward the front door, Twilight knocking on it as you came to the door.

It didn’t take long for the door to open and reveal a light grey pony with a white and purple striped mane that was cut in the front in a strait bang just like Twilight's, you would have called her her sister, until Twilight said, ‘Hi mom.’

‘Hello sweetie,’ Said the mare as she moved in to hug her daughter, ‘how have you been doing?’

‘I’m doing just great, mom.’ Twilight said as she hugged her mother back.

As they released the hug, did Twilight’s mom look your way, ‘And is this that handsome creature you told me about? Is he your coltfriend?’

‘Mom~’ Twilight whined in embarrassment as you started to look down the street, ‘Where is this handsome creature?’ you said, ‘I don’t see him.’

Twilight’s mom giggled, ‘Oh my, and he’s funny too.’

At that statement, you looked around more frantic, ‘Oké, now I know that it isn’t me.’

The mom giggled even more, ‘Oh, he’s going to be a fun one,’ she said as she stepped inside the house, ‘please, come on in.’

You walked in the house, but almost tripped as Twilight’s mom suddenly stopped in front of you , though you’ve managed to keep standing and not flatten her.

‘Oh, where are my manners,’ She said as she turned back to you, ‘I haven’t introduced myself yet. My name is Twilight Velvet.’ she finished with a hoof to her chest.

‘Nice to meet you Ms. Velvet, I am Anonymous, but you can call me Anon.’

‘Very nice to meet you too Anon,’ Velvet said before turning around and signal you to follow again with a hoof, ‘come on, I have some nice snacks waiting for us in the living room.”

After having sat down at the dinner table, with Twilight taking a seat next to you, and having some of those delicious snacks, Velvet turned to you, ‘So, how long have you known my daughter?’ she asked, a slight smirk forming on her muzzle, ‘And did you have some “fun” with her already?’

The troll is strong with this one, You thought with a smirk of your own as you heard Twilight giving her mom an ear full of how inappropriate the last question was, though she couldn’t stop the blush from forming on her cheeks.

‘We don’t know each other for long,’ You said, your smirk changing into a grin, ‘but that didn’t stop her from wanting to “study” me.’

Both mares looked at you wide eyed, ‘Anon!’ Twilight yelled as Velvet let out a small giggle, ‘I wanted to study your species, not... that.’

‘Well dear,’ Velvet said, ‘if you’re going to study his species, you got to study that too.’ she then looked at you with seductive eyes, ‘But if you don’t, I would like to “study” it.’

Twilight was looked slack jawed at her mother, but you had some fuel left in your troll tank, ‘I’m game, when do you want to start?’

‘Shouldn’t Twilight be oké with this first?’ Velvet said with a sultry voice as she leaned closer to you.

‘Go right ahead and ask her,’ You said as you leaned in as well, ‘but I’m ready if you are.’

Velvet let out a short and muffled giggle, ‘You know Anon,’ she said as she got even closer, ‘we’ve got a saying here: If you tease a mare, there’s a kiss you must share.’

‘If I was teasing a mare, I would.’ You countered as you brought your face mere inches from the other.

The two of you stared the other down for a few seconds, before bursting into laughter.

After the two of you calmed down and caught your breath, you heard sniffling coming from your side.

Turning toward the source, you saw that there was a small puddle that had formed on the table, right under the hanging muzzle of Twilight, the tears still streaming down it as she kept sniffling.

You turned to Velvet with a worried expression on your face, who in turn gave you the same look before turning to her daughter, ‘Twilight dear, what’s the matter?’

But instead of looking at her mother, she turned to you with sadness in her eyes, ‘Y-you don’t think I’m a-a mare?’

‘What?’ You said in surprise, ‘I never said that you weren’t.’

‘B-but you j-just did.’ Twilight said confused.

‘Wait honey,’ Velvet interjected, ‘did you think those last things we said, were aimed at you?’

‘I-it wasn’t?’

‘No sweetie, ‘Velvet said in a comforting tone, ‘those were meant for Anon and me, and was meant to be in good fun, right Anon?’

You nodded, ‘Yeah Twilight, it was never meant to hurt your feelings.’

‘B-but,’ Twilight started, still sounding unsure, ‘m-my mom, and.. and then you.. a-and the both of you... and I was-‘

You saw that she was getting even more flustered, so only one thing came to mind that you could do to make what happened, a little bit better for her.

You placed your hand under her chin, silencing her in the process, and turned her to face you, giving her small kiss on the nose.

Once you sat back up again, you said, ‘Better?’ getting a nod from Twilight as her cheek turned beet red.

Velvet let out a sigh of relief  and smiled , ‘It was never our intention to make you feel bad, but I do have one question,’ she changed her smile into a smirk, ‘how was it?’

‘Mom!’

--> Twilight <--

Note to self, never put Anon and your mom in the same room ever again. Also, never get Anon to drive back home the fastest way possible, at least while you’re in the car with him.

After you came back in Ponyville, And the queasiness from the ride back left your body, you went to find your friends, with Anon tagging along next to you, still baring the smug smile he had ever since the two of you left your mother. That stupid smirk. That stupid sly smirk on his lips with which he kissed you on the-

You blinked a couple of times as you felt your cheeks burn and you shook your head feverishly to get that memorable mental image out of your head, with little of no success.

Luckily, you saw Applejack and Rainbow Dash arguing with each other, which was a welcoming distraction, ‘Hey girls, what’s going on?’

The two stopped their conversation and turned towards you. Only for Rainbow to perk up when seeing Anon and flied towards him, ‘Hey Anon, you’re a racer right?’

‘Yes?’ he said, sounding a bit cautious.

‘Then would you kindly tell Applejack that winning by an inch is still winning.’

It took you a second to remember what she was talking about, ‘Oh right, today was the running of the leaves. How did it go?’

‘Wait, the running of the what now?’ Asked Anon.

‘Oh right, you don’t know that yet,’ You said, happy to explain it all to your human friend, ‘allow me to explain.’

‘It’s a race where ponies run and the running makes the leafs fall of the trees.’ Rainbow Dash interjected quickly.

‘Rainbow, I wanted to tell him.’ You said with a huff whilst giving the pegasus a angry glare.

‘Oh, come on Twilight,’ Rainbow said with a wave of her hoof, ‘nopony is interested in one of your lectures, besides,’ she then flew next to Anon and placed her hoof around his shoulder, ‘the opinion of a REAL racer is what’s needed here.’

You were about to let Rainbow have an ear full, but Anon was faster, ‘I'd like to help Dash, but I wasn’t there. So here is what you gonna do, you’re going to tell me every detail of the race with the help of your aerial acrobatics as visual aid.’

Rainbow beamed and dashed of into the sky as she started explaining. But instead of paying the pegasus any attention as she got more wound up in her story, did Anon lower himself to Applejack’s height, ‘Let me guess, the both of you ended up in a tie again?’ he asked with a raised eyebrow.

Applejack nodded and he smirked as he got up to his full height again, ‘That’s all I needed to know.’

You waited in anticipation on what Anon had planned for Rainbow for when she was done with her story.

You didn’t have to wait that long for Rainbow to finish her tale and for Anon to walk up to her, applauding her for her telling skills, making her puff out her chest in pride.

Anon spoke softer as he got closer to Rainbow, to the point that you couldn’t hear what’s being said.

But he then took one of Dash’s front hoofs and started to slowly caress it, stirring something within you while watching in horror as Dash got a red blush on her cheek due to the attention.

‘You’re alright there sugar cube?’ you heard Applejack say as you saw Anon move his hand from Rainbow’s limb to her neck, her face reddening even more as he started to caress her there as well, all the while still talking to her.

‘I’m fine.’ You said through clenched teeth, never averting your gaze.

‘Ah’m sorry Twi,’ Applejack said, ‘but ah’m not buying it for one bit. Now, what’s wrong?’

You closed your eyes and let out a reluctant sigh, but as you opened your eyes and mouth to speak, you saw Anon  slide his hand along the underside of Dash’s muzzle, only to give it a last flick, sending Rainbow in a backwards spin, ‘Not funny Anon!’ Rainbow called out after a rough landing on her butt and her face turned even redder, making Anon chuckle.

‘Wait, he was only playing with her?’ You asked, sounding slightly relieved.

‘Gett’n kinda jealous there Twi?’ Applejack said with a smirk.

‘N-no!’ You said a bit too quickly, earning raised eyebrow from the orange mare, ‘Oké, yes.’

--><--

You were laying in your bed, waiting for... something, but didn’t know what exactly.

Then the door to your room opened, revealing Anon standing there in the doorway with long wavy blond hair. 

A part of you started to question how he got it on his head, but the majority of your brain didn’t really care as he walked toward you, climbing on your bed with a loving smile on his face once he got to the hoof end of your bed, his big frame towering above you as he stood over you with his hands right next to your head, using them to hold himself up with his big, strong arm muscles whilst looking at you with loving eyes.

After staring at each other for a moment, he lowered himself to your muzzle, pursing his lips as if going to kiss you.

Your heart pumped in anticipation of what was going to happen, your heart pounding harder and faster as he lowered himself to you in a slow movement.

Unable to wait any longer, you pursed your lips as well and moved up towards him, only to stop when a voice reached your ears, ‘You know, this is the second time tonight that I see a pony dreaming about that human.’

Looking to the side, you  saw a dark blue alicorn standing there with a bemused look on her face, ‘Princess Luna? What are you doing here?’

‘Why, doing what I always do Princess Twilight,’ The Princess of the Night said, ‘watching over the dreams of all the sleeping ponies.’

‘Wait, this is a dream?’ You said, only for Anon to disappear from view in a cloud of mist a second after, confirming that it indeed was the case.

Luna nodded, ‘Indeed,’ she then placed her hoof against her chin, ‘though this one was slightly tamer than the one Rainbow Dash had with him,’ she stood back on all fours again as she mulled over Dash’s dream, ‘I must say that miss Dash seems rather.. oké with wearing skimpy latex.’ she then shuddered, ‘Or what was left of it before I intervened.’

‘W-what?’ You said, unable to comprehend what Luna was getting at.

‘Oh well,’ the Princess said, ‘sorry for intervening with your dream Princess Twilight, I will be doing now.’ with that, she lit her horn and disappeared.

You could only stare as you sat there in your now empty room, ‘What?’